President Ling got slapped in the face again today
Chapter 326 Li Yan Wang Wants to 'Kill Fish'
Both of them changed into casual vacation clothes, wore a white T sharply, and put on a casual and neat marine blue shirt, trying to show their sunny, handsome, neat and generous side in front of He Dongwei,
On the other hand, He Dongwei wrapped herself up tightly, her palms were scratched sharply, and there was no major problem after bandaging, while He Dongwei was greeted by Mona's punches and kicks, her arms and back were covered with bruises. Qing, it is really inconvenient to show any sexiness, a light pink T-shirt, two age-reducing braids, and a sun hat, dressed in pink and tender, like a college student who is on vacation.
To be honest, when He Dongwei was changing clothes, her intestines were regretful. Compared with fishing, she seemed to want to sleep more, but the words had already been said, and she went to buy good fishing gear fiercely and excitedly. Sorry to change my mind.
Ling Li was not tired at all, he seemed to be more energetic than yesterday, and his expression was extraordinarily relaxed.
Although He Dongwei mentioned fishing, but he was the one who played hard, and in front of He Dongwei, he showed his "omnipotent" side,
The atmosphere at the beginning was quite good. He Dongwei was smiling, applauding, and feeding him fruits to cheer him up.
Ling Li enjoys it very much, and feels that there is no more interesting program than fishing in the world. If there is, it is an undeveloped field for him, but all these good things are broken by a young man who calls himself 'Little Fish'.
Looking sharply at He Dongwei who abandoned himself and went to borrow bait next door but flirted with others with a grim expression, and looked at the young man who had grown up beside him, a layer of chill suddenly emanated from his surroundings ,
Under the pool, within the range of his cold air, there was not a single fish left.
Look, even the fish know that he has murderous intent, yet this woman is still chatting and laughing with him as if nothing had happened!
"Wow, this one is very difficult to catch. The staff said that at most five fish can be caught in one day, but you actually caught two!"
"Ham! The staff are all making up nonsense," Xiao Yu'er quietly leaned closer to He Dongwei's ear, "Let me tell you quietly, this fish is expensive, and they put less of it in the first place, and the baits they sold to us, Although it is the best, the fish don’t like to eat it, they prefer to eat the taste of aquatic plants, I have an exclusive secret bait here, do you want to try mine?”
Xiao Yuer generously shared the bait he had secretly hidden with He Dongwei, and showed her a sunny smile. When he smiled, his brows and eyes were curved, his skin was fair and clear, and there was a dimple on his right cheek. Full marks for cuteness.
"Okay!" He Dongwei accepted this 'gift' happily,
When Xiao Yu'er was about to hook her with the bait, he saw the fishing rod in her hand, and couldn't help expressing his 'high opinion': "Hey! Wei Wei, your rod is not good, the color is too flamboyant, this fish is not good. I like it, you use mine!"
Hearing this insulting comment, he clenched his hands sharply into fists, and began to release the grievances frozen for thousands of miles, to freeze all the creatures under the pool to death in an instant—see if he can still fish!
That 17-year-old kid, what does he know?It looks stunted at first glance, the kind that hasn't stopped breastfeeding,
After calling my sister twice, I started to call her 'Weiwei', but anyone who wants to save face dare not do this!
He Dongwei also asked very dumbfounded: "Here, what's the difference? Are all fishes so evolved now? Can they still distinguish colors? I think this pink color is pretty pretty!"
Xiao Yu'er suddenly became professional: "Your fishing rod is not tough enough, and the tail of the rod is short and thin. Look at the girls next to you who have the same fish tank as you, and they only fish in shallow water, because this rod is not good at all. It can’t reach the middle of the pool, let alone catch fish in the deep water area, I think it’s those unscrupulous sellers who designed it to trick girls who don’t know how to fish, and tricked you into buying it as a couple pole.”
I have to admit that this little fish guessed half right. When Ling Li was buying a fishing rod, the boss specially introduced him to this couple fishing rod, but the boss gave him a very reasonable reason in a 'shrewd' way: "Female No, men must do it!"
Cooperating with his winking expression, the two strange men reached a business cooperation in an instant.
The boat spends so much space to build this fishing ground, isn't it just to have some fun for bored couples and adjust the atmosphere?The purpose is to let them consume, consume, and consume again, and they make money, make money, and make money again.
Fishing is a time-consuming and money-consuming thing. Not to mention the expensive fishing rod, sometimes the fish are not hungry, but the people are hungry. Come and have a fruit plate that is ten times more expensive than outside, order a glass of wine, and sit on a soft chair , not worse than the experience of beach bathing,
The most important thing is that there is no noise here, which is an iron law that fishermen will abide by.
Some men dislike their noisy girlfriends and wish to let her stay here for a day, and some young couples who are at odds come here to calm down.
What's more, here are some "fishermen" with "advanced sentiments". Those women are all rich, beautiful and temperamental. Men can be pleasing to the eye, and women can "appreciate and learn" from each other.
The developer has a thorough understanding of the temperament of men and women, and then specially opened such an entertainment and leisure place. Although it is unscrupulous, it is really intentional.
Of course, he readily accepted this kind of behavior that benefited from Ling Li, but now someone came to dismantle his platform, and Ling Li swore on his old chastity that the guy who was still making noise by the side must be reselling fishing rods.
"Why don't you try this one. My classmate asked me to buy it for him. You haven't used it yet. You can try it!" Xiao Yuer gave He Dongwei his 'portable' The set of fishing rods he was carrying was unpacked after three times and five times. He was so enthusiastic that He Dongwei couldn't refuse.
"You bought it for your classmate, I use...isn't it good?"
Xiao Yu'er waved his hand casually: "It's okay, it's okay, at worst, I'll sell it..."
Before he finished speaking, a gauze-wrapped hand was suddenly put on his shoulder,
Xiao Yu'er tilted her head, just in time to meet a sharp and warm but murderous smile,
"Little fish, right? I don't know how to fish either, so you can teach me too!" He patted Xiao Yu'er's shoulder vigorously, and finally shook it 'steadily', revealing his rare true feelings.
Xiao Yu'er's thin and thin shoulders felt a little painful, and he shrank his neck in fear, "Uncle! My name is Xiao Yu'er! It's the little Yu'er with all the flowers!"
"Oh!" It looked like Lingli would be fine, but he grabbed it even harder: "My name is Lingli, not your uncle's Lingli!"
Well, Xiao Yuer, I finally realized the reason why I was so unpopular.
He shamelessly called He Dongwei 'Weiwei', but called Lingli 'Uncle', it's sunny, why are you kidding on cloudy days?It's strange that Ling Li didn't crush his small shoulders.
He Dongwei smiled and said nothing, silently stepped aside to watch the play,
This history is always amazingly similar, no wonder others, who told a certain fairy to be so beautiful that it is hard to give up, even if you want to be modest!
So people can't keep a sullen face, it's easy to look old.
It's not that Ling Li can't accept others calling him uncle, he just can't bear others to put a distance between him and He Dongwei, especially his seniority, making it seem like he's an old cow eating tender grass, obviously he's older than her Tender month.
Xiao Yu'er quickly laughed and said, "Brother, don't be modest, your skills are still useless for fishing, you are better than Jiang Taigong."
He Dongwei glanced at the group of naive and innocent little fish in the sharp fish bucket, all of them were lively and cute, but the only big fish was lifeless, resigned to its fate, showing its belly, and she burst out laughing with a "puchi".
This is not a compliment, it is simply irony.
Ling Li's complexion turned even darker!
Well, Ling Li admits in a slight way that part of his dissatisfaction at the moment comes from this bucket of 'little fish' who tricked him into getting good bait but failed to live up to expectations.
But the little fish in front of this person is staring at the "meat" that he has coveted for a long time and is constantly teasing, then he has to prepare himself to be ripped open by the "Li Yan Wang" and "cut alive".
With a sharp smile, the hand that was originally placed on Xiao Yu'er's shoulder gradually moved to the top of his hair, caressed and loved it, and made a chicken coop: "You are not bad! You are carrying a bucket of hair." Sea fish come to our freshwater area to flicker, let me see if there is a hole in this head!"
As he said that, he seemed to think of a monkey mother very lovingly looking for lice for his precious son.
He Dongwei opened his mouth wide, then quickly closed it again, not daring to speak, looking at the sky with embarrassing eyes.
Ling Li's words ridiculed her as well.
This fish... seems to be... indeed... like a sea fish.
She just has bad eyesight, it's definitely not a brain problem!
Xiao Yuer was quite calm, and immediately echoed: "Oh! Brother, you are indeed a knowledgeable person. I just finished fishing in the deep sea area and felt bored, so I came to the fresh water area to find some challenges! Brother, you have really good eyesight."
Xiao Yu'er's smile is extraordinarily innocent and innocent, and his dimples can make his face intoxicating, especially when he cooperates with the action of buttoning the seam of his trousers, he looks a little cute.
He is indeed 'naive and simple', thinking that the 'predators' who come here to fish are just skins with no material identities. The 'Heshui fish' with a 'friendly face' immediately came to lay the bait.
But he didn't expect that the iceberg next to her, who was originally as quiet as a world away, would approach him and start to breathe fire.
Sure enough, there is a 'beast' that can fight beside the beauty. If I had known that this person was so vigilant, he would not have come.
"Well, brother, you are busy, it's time, my mother is going to call me!"
If you can't beat it, can't you urinate?
"Hey, it's all here!" Ling Li pushed the little fish whose buttocks had been raised back to its original position, with an attitude as enthusiastic as if the master wanted to keep friends for dinner.
want to go?Who will appease Li Yanwang's anger after he leaves?Who will help him find a place where he can't catch big fish?
Ling Li picked up the topic he just said to He Dongwei: "I think your rod is good, can you really catch big fish?"
He looked at the fishing rod that Xiao Yu'er was trying to 'sell' with great interest, looked left and right, nodded again and again, "Heroes see the same thing" and said: "Well, it's a good rod!"
Seeing him like this, He Dongwei's powerful imagination has already figured out that what he is looking at is not a fishing rod, but a sword, Ling Li also has a layer of heroism that matches a sword.
On the other hand, He Dongwei wrapped herself up tightly, her palms were scratched sharply, and there was no major problem after bandaging, while He Dongwei was greeted by Mona's punches and kicks, her arms and back were covered with bruises. Qing, it is really inconvenient to show any sexiness, a light pink T-shirt, two age-reducing braids, and a sun hat, dressed in pink and tender, like a college student who is on vacation.
To be honest, when He Dongwei was changing clothes, her intestines were regretful. Compared with fishing, she seemed to want to sleep more, but the words had already been said, and she went to buy good fishing gear fiercely and excitedly. Sorry to change my mind.
Ling Li was not tired at all, he seemed to be more energetic than yesterday, and his expression was extraordinarily relaxed.
Although He Dongwei mentioned fishing, but he was the one who played hard, and in front of He Dongwei, he showed his "omnipotent" side,
The atmosphere at the beginning was quite good. He Dongwei was smiling, applauding, and feeding him fruits to cheer him up.
Ling Li enjoys it very much, and feels that there is no more interesting program than fishing in the world. If there is, it is an undeveloped field for him, but all these good things are broken by a young man who calls himself 'Little Fish'.
Looking sharply at He Dongwei who abandoned himself and went to borrow bait next door but flirted with others with a grim expression, and looked at the young man who had grown up beside him, a layer of chill suddenly emanated from his surroundings ,
Under the pool, within the range of his cold air, there was not a single fish left.
Look, even the fish know that he has murderous intent, yet this woman is still chatting and laughing with him as if nothing had happened!
"Wow, this one is very difficult to catch. The staff said that at most five fish can be caught in one day, but you actually caught two!"
"Ham! The staff are all making up nonsense," Xiao Yu'er quietly leaned closer to He Dongwei's ear, "Let me tell you quietly, this fish is expensive, and they put less of it in the first place, and the baits they sold to us, Although it is the best, the fish don’t like to eat it, they prefer to eat the taste of aquatic plants, I have an exclusive secret bait here, do you want to try mine?”
Xiao Yuer generously shared the bait he had secretly hidden with He Dongwei, and showed her a sunny smile. When he smiled, his brows and eyes were curved, his skin was fair and clear, and there was a dimple on his right cheek. Full marks for cuteness.
"Okay!" He Dongwei accepted this 'gift' happily,
When Xiao Yu'er was about to hook her with the bait, he saw the fishing rod in her hand, and couldn't help expressing his 'high opinion': "Hey! Wei Wei, your rod is not good, the color is too flamboyant, this fish is not good. I like it, you use mine!"
Hearing this insulting comment, he clenched his hands sharply into fists, and began to release the grievances frozen for thousands of miles, to freeze all the creatures under the pool to death in an instant—see if he can still fish!
That 17-year-old kid, what does he know?It looks stunted at first glance, the kind that hasn't stopped breastfeeding,
After calling my sister twice, I started to call her 'Weiwei', but anyone who wants to save face dare not do this!
He Dongwei also asked very dumbfounded: "Here, what's the difference? Are all fishes so evolved now? Can they still distinguish colors? I think this pink color is pretty pretty!"
Xiao Yu'er suddenly became professional: "Your fishing rod is not tough enough, and the tail of the rod is short and thin. Look at the girls next to you who have the same fish tank as you, and they only fish in shallow water, because this rod is not good at all. It can’t reach the middle of the pool, let alone catch fish in the deep water area, I think it’s those unscrupulous sellers who designed it to trick girls who don’t know how to fish, and tricked you into buying it as a couple pole.”
I have to admit that this little fish guessed half right. When Ling Li was buying a fishing rod, the boss specially introduced him to this couple fishing rod, but the boss gave him a very reasonable reason in a 'shrewd' way: "Female No, men must do it!"
Cooperating with his winking expression, the two strange men reached a business cooperation in an instant.
The boat spends so much space to build this fishing ground, isn't it just to have some fun for bored couples and adjust the atmosphere?The purpose is to let them consume, consume, and consume again, and they make money, make money, and make money again.
Fishing is a time-consuming and money-consuming thing. Not to mention the expensive fishing rod, sometimes the fish are not hungry, but the people are hungry. Come and have a fruit plate that is ten times more expensive than outside, order a glass of wine, and sit on a soft chair , not worse than the experience of beach bathing,
The most important thing is that there is no noise here, which is an iron law that fishermen will abide by.
Some men dislike their noisy girlfriends and wish to let her stay here for a day, and some young couples who are at odds come here to calm down.
What's more, here are some "fishermen" with "advanced sentiments". Those women are all rich, beautiful and temperamental. Men can be pleasing to the eye, and women can "appreciate and learn" from each other.
The developer has a thorough understanding of the temperament of men and women, and then specially opened such an entertainment and leisure place. Although it is unscrupulous, it is really intentional.
Of course, he readily accepted this kind of behavior that benefited from Ling Li, but now someone came to dismantle his platform, and Ling Li swore on his old chastity that the guy who was still making noise by the side must be reselling fishing rods.
"Why don't you try this one. My classmate asked me to buy it for him. You haven't used it yet. You can try it!" Xiao Yuer gave He Dongwei his 'portable' The set of fishing rods he was carrying was unpacked after three times and five times. He was so enthusiastic that He Dongwei couldn't refuse.
"You bought it for your classmate, I use...isn't it good?"
Xiao Yu'er waved his hand casually: "It's okay, it's okay, at worst, I'll sell it..."
Before he finished speaking, a gauze-wrapped hand was suddenly put on his shoulder,
Xiao Yu'er tilted her head, just in time to meet a sharp and warm but murderous smile,
"Little fish, right? I don't know how to fish either, so you can teach me too!" He patted Xiao Yu'er's shoulder vigorously, and finally shook it 'steadily', revealing his rare true feelings.
Xiao Yu'er's thin and thin shoulders felt a little painful, and he shrank his neck in fear, "Uncle! My name is Xiao Yu'er! It's the little Yu'er with all the flowers!"
"Oh!" It looked like Lingli would be fine, but he grabbed it even harder: "My name is Lingli, not your uncle's Lingli!"
Well, Xiao Yuer, I finally realized the reason why I was so unpopular.
He shamelessly called He Dongwei 'Weiwei', but called Lingli 'Uncle', it's sunny, why are you kidding on cloudy days?It's strange that Ling Li didn't crush his small shoulders.
He Dongwei smiled and said nothing, silently stepped aside to watch the play,
This history is always amazingly similar, no wonder others, who told a certain fairy to be so beautiful that it is hard to give up, even if you want to be modest!
So people can't keep a sullen face, it's easy to look old.
It's not that Ling Li can't accept others calling him uncle, he just can't bear others to put a distance between him and He Dongwei, especially his seniority, making it seem like he's an old cow eating tender grass, obviously he's older than her Tender month.
Xiao Yu'er quickly laughed and said, "Brother, don't be modest, your skills are still useless for fishing, you are better than Jiang Taigong."
He Dongwei glanced at the group of naive and innocent little fish in the sharp fish bucket, all of them were lively and cute, but the only big fish was lifeless, resigned to its fate, showing its belly, and she burst out laughing with a "puchi".
This is not a compliment, it is simply irony.
Ling Li's complexion turned even darker!
Well, Ling Li admits in a slight way that part of his dissatisfaction at the moment comes from this bucket of 'little fish' who tricked him into getting good bait but failed to live up to expectations.
But the little fish in front of this person is staring at the "meat" that he has coveted for a long time and is constantly teasing, then he has to prepare himself to be ripped open by the "Li Yan Wang" and "cut alive".
With a sharp smile, the hand that was originally placed on Xiao Yu'er's shoulder gradually moved to the top of his hair, caressed and loved it, and made a chicken coop: "You are not bad! You are carrying a bucket of hair." Sea fish come to our freshwater area to flicker, let me see if there is a hole in this head!"
As he said that, he seemed to think of a monkey mother very lovingly looking for lice for his precious son.
He Dongwei opened his mouth wide, then quickly closed it again, not daring to speak, looking at the sky with embarrassing eyes.
Ling Li's words ridiculed her as well.
This fish... seems to be... indeed... like a sea fish.
She just has bad eyesight, it's definitely not a brain problem!
Xiao Yuer was quite calm, and immediately echoed: "Oh! Brother, you are indeed a knowledgeable person. I just finished fishing in the deep sea area and felt bored, so I came to the fresh water area to find some challenges! Brother, you have really good eyesight."
Xiao Yu'er's smile is extraordinarily innocent and innocent, and his dimples can make his face intoxicating, especially when he cooperates with the action of buttoning the seam of his trousers, he looks a little cute.
He is indeed 'naive and simple', thinking that the 'predators' who come here to fish are just skins with no material identities. The 'Heshui fish' with a 'friendly face' immediately came to lay the bait.
But he didn't expect that the iceberg next to her, who was originally as quiet as a world away, would approach him and start to breathe fire.
Sure enough, there is a 'beast' that can fight beside the beauty. If I had known that this person was so vigilant, he would not have come.
"Well, brother, you are busy, it's time, my mother is going to call me!"
If you can't beat it, can't you urinate?
"Hey, it's all here!" Ling Li pushed the little fish whose buttocks had been raised back to its original position, with an attitude as enthusiastic as if the master wanted to keep friends for dinner.
want to go?Who will appease Li Yanwang's anger after he leaves?Who will help him find a place where he can't catch big fish?
Ling Li picked up the topic he just said to He Dongwei: "I think your rod is good, can you really catch big fish?"
He looked at the fishing rod that Xiao Yu'er was trying to 'sell' with great interest, looked left and right, nodded again and again, "Heroes see the same thing" and said: "Well, it's a good rod!"
Seeing him like this, He Dongwei's powerful imagination has already figured out that what he is looking at is not a fishing rod, but a sword, Ling Li also has a layer of heroism that matches a sword.
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