President Ling got slapped in the face again today

Ling Li leaned against the necessary intersection, crossed his hands, and looked at Xiao Yu'er, who was still whistling happily, with a smile on his face. This guy was still carrying his 'tool of crime' on his shoulder, and was locking the door.

It seems that it means to 'return' to start work!
When he was about to get close to Ling Li, Xiao Yu'er's whistle suddenly stopped, and he buried his head low, wishing to be entangled in his neck, and pretended to be nonchalant, trying to quickly walk past Ling Li, but was pulled by Ling Li back.

"Hey, brother! It's you! Look at my eyes, I didn't even recognize you. How are you? Did you rest well last night?"

"You're in a good mood, my sister is saved? You still found a new job, no, you look like you're going to 'go back to your old job'! I don't know if your captain is in the staff dormitory."

Sharply turned over the collar of his shirt, looked at his sloppily disguised appearance, directly exposed all his lies, and deliberately looked at the room in front, also intending to move forward.

Since He Dongwei didn't wake up, he should find some fun to pass the time for himself, it should be, didn't this guy like to take up other people's time yesterday!He has plenty of time now.

This little kid lives in the staff rest area, which is still in the management staff area. Looking at his attire, which is completely different from yesterday's trendy teenager, this is not a poor child with four younger brothers and sisters who are waiting to be fed. The international trendy children who go to the catwalk.

Xiao Yu'er's bitter drama came as soon as he said it. This guy admits his mistakes faster than anyone else, but he will never repent.

He knelt down in front of Ling Li with a "plop", hugging Ling Li's thigh and crying, "Brother Li, please let me go, I was wrong, I shouldn't have lied to you, don't look for my dad, if he knows, he will The one who killed me, he is old, I am the only son, and he has no energy to have a second child, please let my whole family go!"

What a filial son!Pulled his whole family on.

Ling Li just said it casually, but he didn't expect to reveal the identity of this guy. For the sake of the captain's assistance that day, he really should give this little slicker a light sentence.

This guy is called 'Xiao Yuer', and he is the most slippery. If Ling Li knew that his father is not the captain, but the son of the owner of the fishing ground who buys fishing gear, he probably wouldn't be so kind.

Without telling his father, he secretly snatched his business to earn extra money, just for his house full of scraps of plastic figurines (figures). His begging for mercy just now was just trying to mislead, since he is the "captain" For the son's sake, give his dad a bit of a noodle and forgive him.

Their captain is famous for his kindness and good temper. Most of the passengers who have been served by him speak highly of him, and they will definitely give him face. His old man has a high character, and it is not too much for his 'son' to borrow some money to save his life. .

Sure enough, Ling Li withdrew his gaze to 'reveal', hooked his fishing rod, and confiscated his 'tools'.

Xiao Yu'er stood up obediently, handed in the fishing rod, and said flatteringly with a low eyebrow: "Brother, are you bored and want to have some fun?"

Ling Li raised his eyelids: "Which eye do you see that I am bored?"

"Damn! You've already waxed your pomade. My nose is fine. I just shaved my beard, and I'm dressed so flirtatiously... I'm so handsome. I must be going out to play with my friends."

Xiao Yu'er thinks she's smart, the reason why Ling Li packs up her clothes is not because she wants to fool around, but because she wants to congratulate Dong Wei on waking up, see a perfect man appearing in front of her, and use the visual impact to capture her heart.

But this little thought, how can you tell outsiders?He, Mr. Ling, also wants to save face, "I'm smart, I'm just hungry, so I went out to find something to eat, what's your recommendation?"

It was already two o'clock in the afternoon, Ling Li was hungry, and he was still alone, Xiao Yuer understood, and said greasyly: "Oh!!!"

Ling Li took the initiative to ask him, this was a good opportunity for him to be courteous, and immediately asked with a smile on his face: "Brother, sister-in-law, are you still awake?"

Ling Li: "What's none of your business?" It's true that he didn't get up.

If Xiao Yu'er couldn't hear the affirmative meaning in Ling Li's words, his ears would grow white. He had an idea, thinking that the fishing rod was gone, but another opportunity to make money came.

He boldly put his arms around Ling Li's shoulders, and began to 'exchange his'sincerity' for money: "Brother, brother, let me tell you, according to my experience, it is not the right time for you to go out now, women are all emotional Creatures, they like their partner most when she wakes up, still very nostalgic to stay by her side, this will make them feel that they have infinite charm, men can't stop loving her, instead of leaving her alone, wake up Facing a cold bed will only magnify their cranky emotions, thinking that we men are not good things, "

"So, today, you can't go out alone." He took back his fishing rod from Ling Li's hand without leaving any traces, and continued, "If you need anything, just ask my younger brother to do it, don't you just want to eat something hot? Yes, my little brother will take care of it for you."

Sneered sharply, and looked at him like a clown: "Your experience? Have you developed yet?"

"Tsk!" Xiao Yu'er scolded, "I'm a good boy, don't get me wrong, I mean, I grew up here, and I've seen countless double-entry Don't question the experience of the right man and woman, brother, I will provide you with a free 'Romantic Guide', to ensure that you and your sister-in-law are satisfied!"

Xiao Yu'er listened to Ling Li's ear for a while, and when he was done, he patted him on the shoulder, "How is it? Brother, my plan is interesting enough, right?"

Well, Ling Li admits that his heart is moved, so let this little bastard go for a while, but he still has a more difficult problem,

"She's been sleeping all day, so she has to get up without getting up."

"It's not easy, leave it to my brother, brother, you can go back and wait at ease, my brother promises to let my sister-in-law get out of bed by herself later!" Xiao Yu'er patted her chest and promised.

Not long after, the doorbell of the sharp door rang.
"Sir, this is the 'Chinese-French-Italian' meal you ordered. I am the waiter, Xiao Yuer, and I am very happy to serve you!"

Xiao Yu'er pushed a dining car, borrowed a set of chef's overalls from there, and appeared at the door with a sincere smile.
Before he opened his mouth sharply to slam people, he quickly pushed the cart in and explained: "Brother Xin, as long as I show off my skills, even if she sleeps in the Palace of the King of Heaven, I can make her come back smelling the fragrance."

He put on white gloves and a chef's hat, and he looked good. I don't know, I thought he was a Michelin chef, but he didn't cook the "Chinese-French-Italian" dinner just mentioned, but instead Rolling up my sleeves, I started a Brazilian barbecue in the living room.

Ling Li only hated that there was no broom in the room, and he couldn't fulfill the ceremony of sweeping him out, so he could only grit his teeth and clench his fists, and with an undercurrent of anger, he went up to the premise,
Xiao Yu'er took the barbecue tongs and circled the dining car smoothly and sharply, "Brother, shhh! Don't worry, don't worry, just be patient, try my little brother's cooking, it's really good, I promise..."

"It smells so good!" A dry murmured voice came from the room, and He Dongwei appeared at the door in an instant, rubbing her eyes in a daze,

Opening his eyes, he met Ling Li and Xiao Yu'er with very friendly smiles,

At the moment when He Dongwei's voice sounded, these two men who were still in the "game" of chasing each other changed places in seconds.

With his back turned sharply to He Dongwei, he was sitting on a chair and eating in a serious manner, while Xiao Yu'er was using the master-level cumin sprinkling technique to make his barbecue,

The two looked up at the same time, smiled at He Dongwei at the same time and said, "Wake up!"

He Dongwei, who was still a little confused at first, saw Xiao Yuer who was smiling innocently, and instantly raised a smile, "Little Yuer?"

She walked towards Xiao Yu'er excitedly, from the moment she appeared at the door, she never gave a sharp look,

He even got the angle just right, tightened his abdomen, turned around at 45 degrees, and kept a smile at 30 degrees from the corner of his mouth to the jaw line, which was not bad at all. She ignored him, a handsome man, and 'run' towards this 'fume frying' in the lad?

Is it possible that he is an 'oily thing' in the human world?
With an embarrassing expression, he put away the "charming sitting posture" that he had simulated countless times. Before He Dongwei arrived, he continued to pull a chair for her in a gentlemanly manner.

"Wow, it smells so good? You made it?"

He Dongwei pushed aside the hair that was blocking her, and took a few puffs of oil fume at close range, without feeling greasy at all, and even showed the movement of salivating and swallowing, where there were sleepy eyes that seemed to be blinded by the oily light. Shiny as if rubbed off.

"Of course, I made it specially for you. I didn't expect you to wake up so soon. Go and wash up. I even made porridge for you!"

"Hmmmm!!!" He Dongwei nodded like a pounding garlic, and quickly ran to the bathroom.

Seeing the disappearance of He Dongwei, Xiao Yu'er behind him immediately lifted the cloth of the dining car furtively, and took out the porridge he "personally" cooked from underneath, plus the "Chinese, French and Italian" feast he promised.

Isn't this what you ordered at the restaurant downstairs?Fortunately, he borrowed flowers to present to the Buddha, took them and opened his mouth and said that he boiled them himself.
Gritting his teeth sharply and clenching his fist, he pointed at his nose and drove him away in a low voice: "This is the plan you said? Put gold on your face and get out!"

"Tsk! Don't be so impatient. The first step has not started yet. The good show is yet to come. It is a fact that I am popular. Why are you angry with me as a child?"

"By the way, Xiao Yu'er, why are you here?" He Dongwei's echoing voice came from the bathroom.

"Oh! I... It's not that Brother Li is a good person, he found me a new job, and I'm your 'tour guide' today." Xiao Yu'er replied to her from a distance, continuing to calm Ling Li with his calm eyes.

"Hey! That's great, I want to know what's on board too!"

Xiao Yu'er's confidence and courage soared immediately, he shrugged sharply, and gave him a piece of barbecue: "Look, I believe you are right, try it!"

If Ling Li believed that he was just a child at the beginning, it was entirely out of trust in his underage status, but then he continued to dig out the presence of tricks endlessly, He Dongwei and him played happily together, Ling Li I feel that I am the 'third party'.