Black-bellied academic bully's tips for chasing his wife

Wei Ziyi obviously saw something, and couldn't hold back his laughter.

Zhou Yiwen looked at Wei Ziyi with a stinky face, "Is it funny?"

Wei Ziyi shook his head, Zhou Yiwen looked hurt, "You are laughing at me, you can laugh at me now, am I the man you can't get?"

Wei Ziyi was dumbfounded when he heard this, it was not whether he could stop mentioning this stalk.

Wei Ziyi went out with friends before, and said solemnly: "The reason why I have been single is because I like a man I will never get."

At that time, everyone felt that Wei Ziyi was pretending, don't doubt, Wei Ziyi seldom spoke so seriously.

There is a kind of person in this world who is not as fun as you imagined.

But he has a funny factor in him that makes you want to laugh whenever you see him.

Even these people always play cards out of common sense, and the things they do make you feel even more unbelievable.

This person is Wei Ziyi, who has a funny factor in his genes, making everyone want to laugh when he sees his seriousness.

Wei Ziyi sat there looking at the hot pot for a long time, and then Zhou Yiwen called Wei Ziyi according to the task that Wei Ziyi gave him before.

Wei Ziyi used his loose English to communicate with Zhou Yiwen in English, although Zhou Yiwen didn't understand what Wei Ziyi was saying.

Don't doubt, Wei Ziyi started talking nonsense when he couldn't think of anything to say, and you couldn't understand a single word.

At that time, Wei Ziyi was actually very poor in English, so he made up English words by himself, as long as the pronunciation could be matched, and if he really couldn’t remember it, he started to make up English words by himself.

After Wei Ziyi finished talking, there was an English department student at the party that day, looking at Wei Ziyi, "Sister, if you really can't do it, you should hang up!"

Hearing this, Wei Ziyi looked at the friend a little sadly, and then the friend sighed, "That liar is really unlucky.

"They originally wanted to pretend to be a foreigner to lie to you, but in the end they made you autistic. The English you speak can't be understood by Chinese people and foreigners can't understand it."

"The most important thing is whether you can not make up your own words, which makes you not only poor how that liar met you."

Hearing this, Wei Ziyi also realized that he had failed in pretending, and then looked helplessly.

"To be honest, it's mainly the boy I like. After calling me, he hung up before I said a word."

Zhou Yiwen on the other end of the phone was completely confused, Wei Ziyi continued his performance, "I have liked this boy for a long time, but his family is rich and he went to a top university abroad."

Wei Ziyi sighed with grief while speaking, "He is a man I can't get."

Then Wei Ziyi was supposed to treat guests that night, but everyone saw Wei Ziyi's sad appearance, so they chose AA by coincidence.

After Wei Ziyi ate and drank, everyone knew that Wei Ziyi was a dog licking and fell in love with a man he couldn't get.

Zhou Yiwen was abroad at the time, so he was given the title of a scumbag for no reason.

Until one night when Zhou Yiwen called Wei Ziyi, Wei Ziyi threw his phone on the bed and went out to fetch hot water.

Then Wei Ziyi's roommate answered Wei Ziyi's call, "Hello, who are you?"

Zhou Yiwen felt a little strange, "I'm looking for Wei Ziyi..."

Before he finished speaking, Bobo began to curse angrily, "So it's you, a scumbag."

Bobo didn't say anything, Zhou Yiwen was dumbfounded.Wei Ziyi came back with the thermos at the moment, and was dumbfounded seeing Bobo's resentful expression.

"What happened to Bobo? Who bullied you, I will avenge you."

Before Wei Ziyi could finish speaking, Bobo handed the phone to Wei Ziyi, "Is your brain broken?"

"You have to like someone who doesn't like you, you have to be a licking dog, how can you be so unsatisfactory?"

"..."

After Wei Ziyi was taught a lesson by Bobo, Zhou Yiwen didn't hang up the phone, until Wei Ziyi finally hid on the balcony, and saw Zhou Yiwen's phone was not hung up.

Wei Ziyi sighed helplessly, "Actually! I like someone, but he doesn't like me."

Look at the familiar beginning, Zhou Yiwen feels that if he believes in Wei Ziyi's words again, then his surname will be Wei from now on.

Wei Ziyi eloquently explained why he used Zhou Yiwen as a shield. After explaining, Wei Ziyi thought about it and comforted Zhou Yiwen.

"Then what? If I meet you in real life, I feel that you are also a man I can't get. If I get you one day, I will definitely cherish you."

Later, Wei Ziyi's deception was exposed, and basically all his acquaintances knew that Wei Ziyi simply wanted them to treat them to dinner.

Damn, what bad intentions can Wei Ziyi have? He is just poor and wants to eat delicious food.

The day Wei Ziyi was exposed, he was forced to treat his friends to a good meal.

Wei Ziyi's heart was trembling when he took the bill, and that night he broke down and said to Zhou Yiwen, "I don't think life is interesting."

Zhou Yiwen just woke up from the bed at 7 o'clock that morning, and he was still a little confused, but the person who was scared by Wei Ziyi's words immediately woke up.

At that time, Zhou Yiwen still comforted Wei Ziyi in a panic, saying that you should not be overwhelmed, don't do stupid things...

Wei Ziyi said with a dazed face at the time, "I'm not overthinking! It's just that my wallet is overthinking..."

Zhou Yiwen was immediately angry when he heard this sentence, Wei Ziyi pouted pitifully.

Zhou Yiwen couldn't stand Wei Ziyi's pitiful appearance, so he sent Wei Ziyi a red envelope.

Wei Ziyi was working part-time at the time, and there was a chat service online. Wei Ziyi was quite unlucky, and often met people with abnormal brains.

Wei Ziyi later resigned directly in a fit of anger, and the results of ten days of hard work disappeared like this.

After this matter was over, Wei Ziyi said to everyone, "If you chat with me, please pay me ten yuan an hour."

Of course, this sentence was also regarded as a joke by everyone, and Zhou Yiwen had also heard similar words from Wei Ziyi.

Wei Ziyi didn't react, Zhou Yiwen took a sip of water and his voice was hoarse, "This money should be used to pay for the chat between the two of us."

The reason why Zhou Yiwen and Wei Ziyi have been friends for so long is actually quite simple because of Zhou Yiwen's superpower.

Wei Ziyi is extremely realistic, Zhou Yiwen has long known what kind of person Wei Ziyi is, so he sends Wei Ziyi a red envelope from time to time to celebrate.

Of course, Wei Ziyi is not such a stingy person, but he is!After all, Zhou Yiwen is abroad, so Wei Ziyi joked every time, "Actually, I prepared a gift for you, but after thinking about it, you are a man I can't get, so I won't send you a gift."

At that time, Zhou Yiwen only felt that Wei Ziyi was using the method of painting big cakes to cheat food and drink.

Wei Ziyi blushed, mainly because he still vividly remembered the incident when he played Zhou Yiwen as a coward.

What bad thoughts could Wei Ziyi have at that time?It's just that Zhou Yiwen is willing to cooperate with Wei Ziyi to cheat food and drink, and prepare some small surprises among friends by the way.

Among many friends, Wei Ziyi actually has the most potential to be the queen of the sea, but Wei Ziyi finds it troublesome!

Zhou Yiwen admired the whole process of Wei Ziyi's blushing, and then smiled and led Wei Ziyi back.

Zhou Yiwen walked to the food stall, looked sideways at Wei Ziyi, "Would you like something to eat? Treat yourself! He was a man who was not available before, but now he has it!"

Wei Ziyi gritted his teeth angrily and looked at Zhou Yiwen. At this moment, Wei Ziyi felt that Zhou Yiwen's handsome face was full of hateful aura.

Zhou Yiwen sat on the ponytail at the roadside stall with long legs, and Wei Ziyi glanced at the ponytail with some sympathy.

Zhou Yiwen patted the stool indifferently, "Don't worry, there will be absolutely nothing wrong with this stool."

Wei Ziyi glanced away at Zhou Yiwen, and said arrogantly, "If the stool is broken, I will not pay for the stool."

After hearing the flirting of the two young couples, the proprietress smiled and said, "It's okay, this stool is made by myself, and it's very strong."

The proprietress spoke sweet words, the grasshopper broke in the middle, and Zhou Yiwen sat down on the ground.

The scene was extremely dramatic, even at that moment Wei Ziyi felt whether his mouth was open.

The proprietress seemed to have thought of something and patted her forehead, "Ouch! Are you okay!"

Wei Ziyi didn't know why he suddenly thought of a certain advertisement, squatted on the ground and laughed.

Zhou Yiwen fell to the ground with long legs and long feet. He felt a pain in his tailbone, and then he saw his girlfriend squatting on the ground without any image and laughed.

For a moment, Zhou Yiwen wanted to change his girlfriend and live on another planet.

Zhou Yiwen had no choice but to stand up and pat the soil. The proprietress looked at Zhou Yiwen with a guilty face, but Zhou Yiwen didn't care at all, "Madam, how do you sell Maza?"

The proprietress waved her hand, "This Maza was broken before. I just remembered when the girl said it. There is a replacement Maza inside and I haven't taken it out."

Zhou Yiwen nodded, Wei Ziyi led Zhou Yiwen back, Wei Ziyi tried hard not to let the smile on his mouth grow bigger.

After Zhou Yiwen sent Wei Ziyi upstairs, Zhou Yiwen suddenly looked at Wei Ziyi seriously, "I said girlfriend, can't I go up and have a supper and a beer with you?"

As Zhou Yiwen spoke, he raised the fried skewers in his hand, and Wei Ziyi reluctantly said for a moment, "Give me the fried skewers! You can forget it, after all, he is a man I can't get."