Rebirth Seventy Silly Wife, She Has a Space of Fortune
Chapter 145 On embarrassment, no one can beat Han Jiaojiao
The smell of alcohol came over her face, Han Jiaojiao huddled up on the chair with a red face, and winked at Shen Junshan: "Honey, it's the wine that started it first, and it's none of my business."
Shen Junshan: "Really?"
"Yeah, really, Jiaojiao doesn't lie!"
"Then let Jiu demonstrate the hands-on process."
Han Jiaojiao held the small wine glass with her fingers, whirring, whistling again.
The drink rippled, then calmed down.
She was pitiful: "Honey, it doesn't understand, it bullies me..."
Han Jiaojiao blushed brightly, her starry eyes were so wronged that tears overflowed, and she pursed her small mouth and made a whining sound.
She is like a wronged little girl, innocent and pitiful.
Although she was the one who was talking nonsense, who could bear to blame her.
Anyway, Shen Junshan couldn't bear it.
"Honey, I've been bullied, teach it a lesson!"
Han Jiaojiao raised her wine glass, her voice was mixed with crying, and there was a soft clip sound.
Shen Junshan took a deep breath, took the wine glass and took a deep breath.
"Okay! Come on, you will be my brother from now on!"
Shen Junshan narrowed his eyes coldly, and shook off Sun Yong's hand.
brother?Hehe, it's fine if he doesn't beat people up, who wants to be brothers with this old drunkard!
Shen Junshan hugged her: "Let's go home."
"Husband, your arms are so strong, hee hee, why is your body so fragrant? Did you steal my perfume?"
"Do we have perfume at home?"
"Hee hee, it's my husband's scent!"
Shen Junshan frowned tightly, and pressed her biting head.
Han Jiaojiao suddenly wrapped his arms around his waist, wrapped his neck around his neck and hung it on his body.
Shen Junshan became stiff...
Immediately hold her small buttocks and make sure that she is wearing pants before she can feel at ease.
"Husband! Listen to me sing a song for you."
She smelled of wine.
"Well, you can sing." Shen Junshan stopped, turned her up, and held her firmly.
Han Jiaojiao cleared her throat and sang with gestures: "Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm! Thank you, thank you, the world is more beautiful~~"
"String your heart and mine together, a clover and a concentric circle..."
"The eyelashes are curved and the eyes are blinking. Why do you turn when you speak?"
"If you suddenly sneezed, it must be because I was thinking about you. If you are woken up by your phone in the middle of the night, it's because I care~~~Hmmm!"
One sip, right in the heart.
Han Jiaojiao laughed like a fool.
Shen Junshan's cheeks were flushed, and he lowered his head in a pinkish way.
Zhong Shun: "Brother, you can drive back, I will put the car keys in your pocket."
"Eh……"
Shen Junshan quickly left Han Jiaojiao in his arms, stuffed her into the car and fled quickly.
Zhao Tianyou laughed happily: "You guys say, can we have a nephew in ten months?"
"What? My sister gave me persimmons? I can raise ten or eight persimmons!"
Sun Yong rolled his eyes, and slowly slid down against the wall, sitting on the ground and falling asleep for a second.
Sun Quan: My head hurts...
Han Jiaojiao was in the car with the cool breeze blowing, her mind was a little clearer, and she looked at Shen Junshan with blurred eyes.
The more handsome you look, the more charming you look...
"Don't make trouble!"
Her fingertips touched his earlobe, Shen Junshan didn't cool down, he shivered, and the steering wheel almost slipped.
"Jiaojiao!"
Shen Junshan grabbed her hands with one hand, Han Jiaojiao twisted her body, wrapping her arms milkily.
"Husband, I'm afraid of pain. You need to learn more and improve your skills, so that we can be harmonious."
"What did you say?"
"For this matter, it is better to find a sea king, find a sea king..."
Han Jiaojiao leaned on his arm and fell asleep.
Shen Junshan frowned and glanced at her, and took advantage of the time to stop and wait for the light to pull out the coat from the back seat and put it on for her.
Shen Junshan thought for a long time and didn't know who the king of the sea was.
He pushed back her broken hair and sighed: "Why do you always know people who are not good or bad? There is really nothing I can do about you."
Sun Yong was carried back by Tian Rui and Sun Quan.
At five o'clock in the morning, Sun Yong woke up thirsty, drank water and ate something, and couldn't fall asleep again.
Tian Rui and Sun Quan pulled him and vividly explained to him the incident of being sisters who drank blood yesterday.
His face was flushed with shame, and he tried to deny it: "No, it's not me, you are wrong, collective illusion!"
Han Jiaojiao wasn't much better either.
When she woke up, she had a headache and fumbled for a long time before finding the slippers.
Han Fang and Chen Amin were sitting at the table reading, and Dongzi had finished the meal. When they heard the movement in the house, they all ran over and stared at her with wide eyes in unison.
"Why are you here?"
"Today, I don't need to help, so I come to study."
"Oh, I forgot... My head hurts so much, my body is too weak, and I've only drank half a catty of glutinous rice wine, and I'm so drunk, did I drink fake wine?"
Qin Fang: "Sister, you have never drank alcohol before, the first time you drink it is half a catty, you will definitely get drunk."
Han Jiaojiao forgot about this.
Mistake!
Han Jiaojiao didn't remember how she came back.
The last memory is that the middle-aged man wants to make blood alliance with her.
Shocked with fright, she immediately checked her hands and body, and was relieved to make sure that there was no knife wound.
Shen Junshan walked in and handed her a glass of liquid: "He's sober."
"Thank you, I was too high yesterday, and my head still hurts now, and I may need a glass of overnight wine to suppress it."
Shen Junshan didn't answer.
Still want to drink, dream!
Han Jiaojiao finished drinking the honey water, and when she handed over the cup, she saw that everyone looked strange, and Shen Junshan also had a strange expression, with bags under her eye sockets.
She subconsciously felt bad.
"Didn't anything happen last night? Did I throw up? Talk nonsense?"
"No." Han Fang said.
Han Jiaojiao patted her chest: "Fortunately, it will be ugly if you vomit."
Han Fang got up: "Sister, help me read this paragraph."
"What?"
Standing in the living room, Han Fang took a deep breath and began to sing and dance.
"Sky of love, spirit of love, spirit of love, drive away all bad weather~~ seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, blowing in the wind, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, dance in the waves~~"
puff!
Seamless!
Han Jiaojiao was dumbfounded, the image of her riding on Shen Junshan to learn seaweed floats and forcing him to dance with him appeared in her mind.
"I'm a candy, what kind of candy! A vibrant popping candy!"
God!She remembered, she sang the song of the great teacher, and happily took off Shen Junshan's pants...
Han Jiaojiao wanted to die.
What does this song have to do with taking off her pants? Why does she have to take off her pants when she smokes like crazy?
"It's not easy to be a big man, no matter how hard you work, don't talk about it, just lie down and touch your sorrow..."
Ah... When she sang this song, she had successfully pulled off Shen Junshan's pants, only one step away from stripping, and then... fell asleep!
God, tired, destroy it...
Han Jiaojiao collapsed on the bed and rolled herself into the quilt.
Shen Junshan: "Really?"
"Yeah, really, Jiaojiao doesn't lie!"
"Then let Jiu demonstrate the hands-on process."
Han Jiaojiao held the small wine glass with her fingers, whirring, whistling again.
The drink rippled, then calmed down.
She was pitiful: "Honey, it doesn't understand, it bullies me..."
Han Jiaojiao blushed brightly, her starry eyes were so wronged that tears overflowed, and she pursed her small mouth and made a whining sound.
She is like a wronged little girl, innocent and pitiful.
Although she was the one who was talking nonsense, who could bear to blame her.
Anyway, Shen Junshan couldn't bear it.
"Honey, I've been bullied, teach it a lesson!"
Han Jiaojiao raised her wine glass, her voice was mixed with crying, and there was a soft clip sound.
Shen Junshan took a deep breath, took the wine glass and took a deep breath.
"Okay! Come on, you will be my brother from now on!"
Shen Junshan narrowed his eyes coldly, and shook off Sun Yong's hand.
brother?Hehe, it's fine if he doesn't beat people up, who wants to be brothers with this old drunkard!
Shen Junshan hugged her: "Let's go home."
"Husband, your arms are so strong, hee hee, why is your body so fragrant? Did you steal my perfume?"
"Do we have perfume at home?"
"Hee hee, it's my husband's scent!"
Shen Junshan frowned tightly, and pressed her biting head.
Han Jiaojiao suddenly wrapped his arms around his waist, wrapped his neck around his neck and hung it on his body.
Shen Junshan became stiff...
Immediately hold her small buttocks and make sure that she is wearing pants before she can feel at ease.
"Husband! Listen to me sing a song for you."
She smelled of wine.
"Well, you can sing." Shen Junshan stopped, turned her up, and held her firmly.
Han Jiaojiao cleared her throat and sang with gestures: "Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm! Thank you, thank you, the world is more beautiful~~"
"String your heart and mine together, a clover and a concentric circle..."
"The eyelashes are curved and the eyes are blinking. Why do you turn when you speak?"
"If you suddenly sneezed, it must be because I was thinking about you. If you are woken up by your phone in the middle of the night, it's because I care~~~Hmmm!"
One sip, right in the heart.
Han Jiaojiao laughed like a fool.
Shen Junshan's cheeks were flushed, and he lowered his head in a pinkish way.
Zhong Shun: "Brother, you can drive back, I will put the car keys in your pocket."
"Eh……"
Shen Junshan quickly left Han Jiaojiao in his arms, stuffed her into the car and fled quickly.
Zhao Tianyou laughed happily: "You guys say, can we have a nephew in ten months?"
"What? My sister gave me persimmons? I can raise ten or eight persimmons!"
Sun Yong rolled his eyes, and slowly slid down against the wall, sitting on the ground and falling asleep for a second.
Sun Quan: My head hurts...
Han Jiaojiao was in the car with the cool breeze blowing, her mind was a little clearer, and she looked at Shen Junshan with blurred eyes.
The more handsome you look, the more charming you look...
"Don't make trouble!"
Her fingertips touched his earlobe, Shen Junshan didn't cool down, he shivered, and the steering wheel almost slipped.
"Jiaojiao!"
Shen Junshan grabbed her hands with one hand, Han Jiaojiao twisted her body, wrapping her arms milkily.
"Husband, I'm afraid of pain. You need to learn more and improve your skills, so that we can be harmonious."
"What did you say?"
"For this matter, it is better to find a sea king, find a sea king..."
Han Jiaojiao leaned on his arm and fell asleep.
Shen Junshan frowned and glanced at her, and took advantage of the time to stop and wait for the light to pull out the coat from the back seat and put it on for her.
Shen Junshan thought for a long time and didn't know who the king of the sea was.
He pushed back her broken hair and sighed: "Why do you always know people who are not good or bad? There is really nothing I can do about you."
Sun Yong was carried back by Tian Rui and Sun Quan.
At five o'clock in the morning, Sun Yong woke up thirsty, drank water and ate something, and couldn't fall asleep again.
Tian Rui and Sun Quan pulled him and vividly explained to him the incident of being sisters who drank blood yesterday.
His face was flushed with shame, and he tried to deny it: "No, it's not me, you are wrong, collective illusion!"
Han Jiaojiao wasn't much better either.
When she woke up, she had a headache and fumbled for a long time before finding the slippers.
Han Fang and Chen Amin were sitting at the table reading, and Dongzi had finished the meal. When they heard the movement in the house, they all ran over and stared at her with wide eyes in unison.
"Why are you here?"
"Today, I don't need to help, so I come to study."
"Oh, I forgot... My head hurts so much, my body is too weak, and I've only drank half a catty of glutinous rice wine, and I'm so drunk, did I drink fake wine?"
Qin Fang: "Sister, you have never drank alcohol before, the first time you drink it is half a catty, you will definitely get drunk."
Han Jiaojiao forgot about this.
Mistake!
Han Jiaojiao didn't remember how she came back.
The last memory is that the middle-aged man wants to make blood alliance with her.
Shocked with fright, she immediately checked her hands and body, and was relieved to make sure that there was no knife wound.
Shen Junshan walked in and handed her a glass of liquid: "He's sober."
"Thank you, I was too high yesterday, and my head still hurts now, and I may need a glass of overnight wine to suppress it."
Shen Junshan didn't answer.
Still want to drink, dream!
Han Jiaojiao finished drinking the honey water, and when she handed over the cup, she saw that everyone looked strange, and Shen Junshan also had a strange expression, with bags under her eye sockets.
She subconsciously felt bad.
"Didn't anything happen last night? Did I throw up? Talk nonsense?"
"No." Han Fang said.
Han Jiaojiao patted her chest: "Fortunately, it will be ugly if you vomit."
Han Fang got up: "Sister, help me read this paragraph."
"What?"
Standing in the living room, Han Fang took a deep breath and began to sing and dance.
"Sky of love, spirit of love, spirit of love, drive away all bad weather~~ seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, blowing in the wind, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, dance in the waves~~"
puff!
Seamless!
Han Jiaojiao was dumbfounded, the image of her riding on Shen Junshan to learn seaweed floats and forcing him to dance with him appeared in her mind.
"I'm a candy, what kind of candy! A vibrant popping candy!"
God!She remembered, she sang the song of the great teacher, and happily took off Shen Junshan's pants...
Han Jiaojiao wanted to die.
What does this song have to do with taking off her pants? Why does she have to take off her pants when she smokes like crazy?
"It's not easy to be a big man, no matter how hard you work, don't talk about it, just lie down and touch your sorrow..."
Ah... When she sang this song, she had successfully pulled off Shen Junshan's pants, only one step away from stripping, and then... fell asleep!
God, tired, destroy it...
Han Jiaojiao collapsed on the bed and rolled herself into the quilt.
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