Rebirth 70's husband is a loyal dog

"Hey, where's Brother Huo? Is he still awake?" During breakfast, the thin man asked while eating, holding a steamed bun in one hand.

Xu Jing said without changing her expression, "I called him just now, and he said he wasn't hungry."

"Oh." The thin man replied.

Then he asked Xu Jingshu as if thinking of something, "Sister-in-law, did Brother Huo go crazy with alcohol last night? He used to cause trouble every time he drank too much, and once he took us to secretly pluck the chicken feathers from the farm , the poor old hen is clucking in the cold in winter, it's miserable."

"Pfft!" Huo Mingtang couldn't hold back a mouthful of porridge.

Fortunately, he turned his head in time and didn't spray all the porridge on the table.

Huo Qingping was quite interested, "Is it so fun for Qingyan to drink too much?"

"It depends on the situation. Once Brother Huo was in a bad mood and drank a lot, and threw a bastard into the latrine, and that bastard was almost drowned." Xiao Wuzi said.

"I'm going to die, why don't you let me eat these disgusting things?" Huo's mother didn't want to eat breakfast immediately when she heard that she was throwing people into the latrine.

Little Wuzi quickly apologized and admitted his mistake, and made amends, "Another time, Brother Huo got too drunk and took my big yellow dog to dance for half the night. Pity my big yellow, I slept all day the next day, and I was so tired that I couldn't even eat. No, when I see Brother Huo in the future, I will run as fast as if I saw the King of Hades."

"Hahaha... When Qingyan was still so innocent, I really want to see him." Huo Qingping smiled happily.

Xu Jingshu was also imagining the scene of Huo Qingyan forcibly pulling a big yellow dog to dance.

Really, the picture is so beautiful that I dare not think about it.

Suddenly, the topic came back to her again.

"Sister and sister, didn't Qingyan drink and go crazy last night? Tell us, let me have fun." Huo Qingping looked at Xu Jingshu curiously.

Huo's mother also said, "It's time to make a fuss. Jingshu was sweating all over because of him. Brat, I don't know how to feel sorry for others. I have to scold him when I look back."

Well, the expression on Xu Jingshu's face froze.

Did they listen to what happened last night for free?
"He got too drunk and asked me to call him uncle." Xu Jingshu said this with a helpless expression.

She didn't even know why Huo Qingyan was so obsessed with calling him uncle?

Last night, she got drunk and insisted that she was his eldest niece.

It was also the night before yesterday, when the two had a big fight, he asked himself to call him uncle over and over again in his ear.

What's wrong?

"Pfft!" Huo Qingping and the others laughed out loud.

The thin man patted his thigh and said, "What is this? Brother Huo even asked me to call him grandpa!"

"The dead child is messing around every day." Mother Huo scolded Huo Qingyan again.

Xu Jingshu breathed a sigh of relief.

No one wants to be crooked.

"Is there any more?" The thin man chased Xu Jingshu and asked him if Brother Huo had done anything embarrassing last night, and he said with a smirk, "Sister-in-law, tell us quickly, we will be a joke later he."

Xu Jingshu: "Are you asking me about my husband's embarrassing things to make fun of him?"

"I'll treat my sister-in-law to eat roast chicken later." The thin man said with a playful smile.

"No." Xu Jingshu refused without hesitation.

Xu Jingshu, who had just come out, was delighted when she heard that her daughter-in-law refused without hesitation.

Just as he was about to speak, he heard her say, "At least two roast chickens."

"Deal!" The thin man readily agreed.

"He refused to drink hangover soup last night. When I forced him to drink it, he got angry and said that he would take off all his clothes and freeze himself to death, leaving me without a husband." When Xu Jingshu said these words, a sly look flashed in her eyes. .

She did it on purpose to let him be bad all the time, tormenting her night after night to keep her from sleeping.

Just let him lose face and let him lose face, let's see if he dares to get drunk next time?
"Hahaha..." After Xu Jingshu finished speaking, he heard a burst of laughter.

Suddenly, the laughter stopped abruptly.

Xu Jingshu felt strange, and saw the little five sons eating with their heads down as if they had seen a ghost.

She noticed something, turned around and saw Huo Qingyan standing behind her.

"Little villain." Huo Qingyan came over and kicked Huo Mingtang who was sitting next to her.

The latter obediently moved the bowl to the side.

Huo Qingyan sat beside Xu Jingshu and softly called her a little villain.

Xu Jingshu looked up at the sky and pretended not to know anything.

"Stinky boy, go get the bowls and chopsticks by yourself, and wait for someone to serve you?" Huo's mother gave him a look, and did not forget to give Xu Jingshu a reassuring look.

Seeing his mother's attitude, Huo Qingyan sighed, opened his mouth and sang Xiaobaicai, "Little cabbage, the ground is yellow, married a daughter-in-law, my mother has become a stepmother..."

"If you dare to bully Jingshu, I'll let you taste what it's like for a vicious stepmother to abuse her own son." Mother Huo snorted twice, threatening him.

Huo Qingyan came out from the kitchen with a bowl of porridge and chopsticks, sighing as he walked.

Then I heard Huo Qingping suddenly ask, "Qingyan, why do I feel that the pants on you are not right? Are these skirts?"

In a word, everyone's attention was shifted to Huo Qingyan's lower body.

Huo Qingyan: ...

Ma Dan, should his brother's eyes be so sharp?
"That's right, isn't this Jingshu's skirt? It's called that, it's culottes. I bought it with Jingshu last time." Huo's mother also recognized the skirt on Huo Qingyan.

Huo Qingyan: I can't live through this day.

"Brother Huo, why are you still wearing a skirt? You're a bitch." The little five looked disgusted.

The thin man gave him a thumbs up with a playful smile, "As expected of me, Brother Huo, I'm just as mighty in a skirt. Brother Huo, don't you put on lipstick to draw big lips? I know where it is sold. If you like it, I will buy one for you." .”

"...Go to your uncle." Huo Qingyan swished a few sharp eyes, telling them to shut up first.

And look at his own bad wife, who is holding back her laughter so much that her intestines are knotted, she has no temper at all except helplessness.

He can't let him say that he was played by his wife.

The daughter-in-law couldn't put out the fire early in the morning, and the clothes in his room happened to be washed and not dry.

The pants in the closet have to be exposed when worn out.

He was also at a loss, so he dug out his daughter-in-law's pants that looked a bit like a skirt from the closet.

They are all cyan, and no one can find them without looking closely.

Who knew that his elder brother's eyes were as golden as Sun Monkey's, so he was put on the fire and roasted.

He simply smashed the can, slammed it there like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and said, "I want to try how it feels to wear a skirt, can't I? Who of you has an opinion, come and compare with me?"

"Skinny man, do you believe that I will let you have a close contact with the bottom of the pot with your face first? You want big lips, right? Knock out two front teeth for you, and your big lips will come out. Do you want to try it? "

Threatened by him like a rascal, no one would dare to laugh at him for wearing his wife's skirt.

Who made them not as big as their fists?