Full-level boss is not easy to chase

In June, the capital is sunny and the temperature is just right.

At the south gate of Peking University, there are many people queuing up, among them are primary school students from other places. Under the guidance of their teachers, they visit Peking University for elite education and experience the charm of the highest institution in China in advance.

After all, education starts with babies.

There are also prospective college students who have gone through the college entrance examination. They use their vacations to visit the universities they most yearn for. If they can be admitted to Peking University, it will be their dream.

It was exactly nine o'clock when Gu Xu came out of the subway station and walked to the south gate of Peking University.

At a glance, he saw Chu Xia who was the last in the queue, wearing a ponytail and a simple T-shirt and denim.

The current Xia Chu is completely different from the Xia Chu two years ago in terms of appearance and temperament.

At that time, the first brother had short hair, was radiant, had a hot temper, and had a strong personality.

In the past two years, Ran Ningchang and Lin Liyun moved from the capital to a small town on the Loess Plateau to take care of Xia Chu. They accompanied Xia Chu to heal his damaged nerves and curb the consequences of hypnosis, while accompanying Xia Chu to grow up.

Probably because of the meticulous care of her parents, two years later Xia Chu lost her rebellious arrogance and became a little more quiet like a good girl.

"At the beginning of summer!" Gu Xu stood outside the fence and greeted with a smile.

Xia Chu looked up and saw Gu Xu, Mo Yu's eyes lit up: "Brother Xu, I didn't expect you to look so disastrous to the country and the people, people and gods are all angry."

Karma?
What adjective is this?

He is only four years older than Xia Chu, why does he feel that he can't understand Xia Chu's words, can the disaster of the country and the people be applied to his appearance?

At this time, the people in the queue moved forward again. Gu Xu had just arrived, and it was not easy to jump in the queue. Xia Chu supported the railing specially set up for the queue with one hand, and leaped nimbly, avoiding affecting the moving queue. Leaped out directly from the railing, and jumped in front of Gu Xu.

This clean and neat action directly overturned Gu Xu's perception of Chu Xia just now.

The first brother is still the first brother, the first brother two years ago is the same as the first brother now!
The two were at the end of the line.

Xia Chu asked Xu naturally: "Brother Xu, I will leave the itinerary for visiting Peking University to you today."

For some reason, Xia Chu didn't feel any distance from Gu Xu when they met for the first time, and Xia Chu attributed the lack of embarrassment at the first meeting to the reason that the two chatted speculatively on the Internet.

"Okay." Gu Xu turned on his phone and pointed to Peking University's tour guide: "Let's enter from the southeast gate, visit the key landmarks of Peking University in order, the library, Boya Tower, Weiming Lake, and then go to the student restaurant of Peking University for dinner. I will show you Shi Qilin in front of the office building, and then I will take you to Jingyuan, the favorite treasure of Peking University students. You will leave from the west gate at [-]:[-] p.m., just in time to visit the ancient west school gate. What do you think of this itinerary? Sample?"

The two moved with the queued crowd.

Xia Chu turned his black eyes sideways, and shook his head lightly: "Not good? Brother Xu, is this the first time you have brought someone to visit Peking University?

"Yes." Gu Xu didn't hide anything: "I graduated from Peking University, and I am very familiar with Peking University. It is more than enough to be your tour guide. These places are all classic scenic spots of Peking University."

"I didn't come to Peking University to visit these scenic spots." Xia Chu patted Gu Xu on the shoulder: "These are the places where I will study and live for the next four years, so I don't need to visit them."

"Oh?" Gu Xu said meaningfully, "Are you so sure you can get into Peking University?"

"Of course." Xia Chu smiled arrogantly: "I am a rare genius in Yinying Middle School in a hundred years."

"Cut! Classmate Xia Chu, a rare genius in a century, what specific requirements do you have for the upcoming itinerary? The rare tour guide in a century will serve you wholeheartedly." Gu Xushun climbed up the pole, giving full play to his humorous nature.

"I want to visit Peking University." Xia Chu smiled wickedly, Mo Yu's eyes were extremely cunning, and he deliberately lowered his voice, for fear of attracting others' attention.

Gu Xu was surprised, what are the ten jiongs of Peking University?
"The unqualified tour guides that are rare in a century, don't the ten jiongs of Peking University know about it?" Xia Chu is familiar with it: "The first jiong, science tops the ball, and democracy doesn't even top it."

"What?" Gu Xu was at a loss, and suddenly had the feeling that he came from a small town on the Loess Plateau.

"It's the statue downstairs of the princess. It's a realistic sculpture. The S representing science has a ball on it, and the D representing democracy stands next to it."

"Oh, there is indeed a statue. When did you become the number one embarrassment in Peking University?"

Xia Chu gave Gu Xu a stupid look, and stretched out two fingers: "The second embarrassment of Peking University, Jinguang Life Science Building. The sponsor has previously reported the deforestation incident in Dianchi Lake, and its reputation is bad. This building Of course, Lou also has a sense of humor."

This also counted on Peking University: "Where is the third embarrassment?"

"The third embarrassment is Guanghua Naked Man. The original sculpture man in front of Guanghua Building stands there naked. Some people say that it is very smooth and has a homonym with Guanghua."

"That Guanghua man seems to have been thrown into a corner." Gu Xu frowned and thought for a while. It turned out that he was thrown into a corner because it sounds like Guanghua.

"Fourth 囧, a small ad in the toilet." Xia Chu lowered his voice even more: "This one, I have to see with my own eyes how normal the honesty and residence test is. Brother Xu, I also want to see with my own eyes the small ad that is not suitable for children Look, during the summer vacation, the men's room must be empty, so it's not convenient for me to go in and visit it, so take a picture with your phone and show me."

Gu Xu: ...

I really don't know where Chuge got this from Peking University's ten embarrassments, even the small toilet advertisements are famous far and wide.

"Fifth 囧, the stele of revitalizing Huaxia is located next to Yijiao. The stone with the word Zhenzi for revitalizing Huaxia happens to be crooked, so it's clearly weak."

Gu Xu: ...

"Sixth 囧, Uncle Boshi Steamed Buns." Seeing Gu Xu's surprised face, Xia Chu made a decisive decision: "Let's eat steamed buns at noon, and listen to the uncle's thunderous words, one big bag and [-] cents for a small bag, okay, let's go down One."

Gu Xu: ...

"Brother Xu, Boshi Baozi Dashu was named the most famous man in Peking University, do you know?" Chu Xia asked mysteriously.

"I don't know." What Gu Xu didn't say was that the most famous person on Peking University's campus now is Luo Yu, a visiting professor of the Department of Computer Science.

"The seventh 囧, the third teaching Liu Qinglou, because of the homonym, it is called the Q building. The eighth 囧, the lion of the library, Brother Xu, let's find the bright spots together."

Gu Xu: ...

Gu Xu has completely surrendered.

"Ninth Jiong, the a in the cafeteria of Xueyi and Pinyin is broken, so it became Xueyishi. Brother Xu, when you were in Peking University, did you often eat in Xueyishi?" Xia Chu smiled slyly, Mo Yu's eyes are shining.

Gu Xu: Oh my god, who made a spoof of Peking University Ten Jiong, and even the canteen of Xueyi was spoofed as Xueyi's shit, damn it, it's so disgusting.

"Tenth 囧, Brother Xu, the International Zhengtai Center, the actual signboard is the International Zhengtai Center, that big character is always misunderstood as Tai, I will also see it with my own eyes."

Gu Xu: "Student Xia Chu, I suddenly feel that it is the most unwise choice to be your tour guide."

Xia Chu nodded in agreement: "It's a little bit, but when you get on a thief's boat, unless the thief agrees to disembark you, you have to bite the bullet and steer the boat."

Gu Xu lowered his eyes, with a smile on his face, only Chu Ge could come up with such an embarrassing idea of ​​visiting Peking University.

Just in time, it was the turn of the two to enter the school gate, Gu Xu covered his face and said, "Peking University ten embarrassment, here I come, I was forced by my classmates at the beginning of Xia."

Xia Chu was overjoyed to hear Gu Xu's serious defense to the school gate.