After rebirth, my deadly enemy proposed to me

The little guy said that he was doing it for his own good, that's why he said that. Why is his expression so unhappy?
All the prepared meals were served on the table, and Leng Yihan came to push Tang Qing to eat.

Tang Qing actually didn't want to compromise, but forget it, he had to eat after all, and it would be even more embarrassing when his stomach growled again.

Leng Yihan pushed Tang Qing away, without calling the little guy the whole time.

The little guy knew that his daddy was angry, so he didn't call him. As long as he has a bit of backbone, at this time, he just stays still and doesn't eat what he made, but...

He is only three years old, he is still a child, he only needs to eat well and grow up quickly, he does not need a backbone.

So he didn't need to shout, he just followed behind them, went to the restaurant, and went to the table.

When he was about to eat with chopsticks, Leng Yihan said in a lukewarm way: "Go and review what you learned in kindergarten first, and come to eat after reviewing."

"...I already know it, so I don't need to review it!" He seriously suspected that he did it on purpose, deliberately not wanting him to eat, but it's hard to say it directly in front of Mommy, so he asked him to review .

What kind of review, what the kindergarten learns is to sing nursery rhymes, he will be able to listen to it once, there is no need to go to review at all!
As the little guy said, he took a piece of meat and put it in his mouth.

Well, it’s so sweet!

The little guy said that the best meal he has ever eaten is the meal made by Daddy.

It's really good and delicious, there is no best taste, only more delicious.

It’s so delicious that you want to fly to the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun!
The little guy's satisfied expression made people want to laugh.

Children generally don't eat well, but he looks different from others, what he eats is so happy, and people can't help but also have a big appetite.

Tang Qing took a piece, and the little guy ate the meat just now, and put it into his mouth.

Not to mention, it's really delicious.

Fat but not greasy, it melts in the mouth, it is really delicious.

After a meal, the little guy and Tang Qing finished a whole plate of meat. After eating, both of them leaned back on their chairs for the first time, and then sighed in satisfaction.

The movements of the two are almost in sync.

It looks real!
After dinner, when it was time to take a bath, the little guy watched cartoons and didn't want to take a bath, so he said to Leng Yihan, "You wash Mommy first, and I'll do it after you finish washing Mommy."

"I don't want him to wash me!" Tang Qing said almost subconsciously.

The little guy blinked: "If you don't let Daddy wash it for you, then who will wash it for you? Do you? You can't wash it yourself at all!

Daddy is so comfortable taking a bath!
When you were in a coma before, it was Daddy who wiped your body for you every night. "

The little guy's words made Tang Qing blush, angry and ashamed, but Leng Yihan felt that this kid was doing well.

This is what a god assist should look like.

Seeing Leng Yihan wanting to laugh or not, Tang Qing was furious: "Laugh if you want, isn't it uncomfortable to hold back?
And don't be too happy too early, the past is the past, and the present is the present.

Now, I would rather not take a bath than let you do it for me. "

Before Leng Yihan could say anything, the little guy said: "Mum, it's very uncomfortable not to take a bath in summer, and there will be smell on your body.

You didn't seem to wash it yesterday. I can already smell your scent. Although the smell is not very strong, it is still a bit unpleasant.

If you don't wash it today, it will definitely smell worse tomorrow. "

"..." This little thing, does she want to lose face?

God bother this little thing!
Tang Qing found that he couldn't show good looks to this little guy, otherwise he would definitely say something that made her feel ashamed.

like now.

She was already embarrassed enough, but the little guy actually said another sentence: "Mum, I'm serious, you really smell, if you don't believe me, smell it yourself."

"I don't wash it if it smells, I like smells, can't I?" I don't know how many times I want to throw this little thing out.

It's really annoying.

"You like it, but others don't like it. You can't just think about yourself, you have to think about others too! My sister said, people can't be too selfish. You are obviously selfish like this!"

The little guy looked very serious, as if educating a child, and lectured Tang Qing.

Tang Qing knew that he shouldn't be as knowledgeable as a child, but this little guy is obviously not an ordinary child. He can speak better than adults, so he can't be treated like an ordinary child.

So Tang Qing couldn't help but hate: "You can stay away from me, so that you can't smell it, and you can leave here with your daddy and go back to your home, so that I won't smell you any more .”

Knowing that the little guy really made Tang Qing angry, Leng Yihan hurried forward and said: "If you don't want to wash, then don't wash. Leng Muqing will leave you to wash."

As he spoke, he lifted the little guy from the sofa and went upstairs to take a bath.

In the bathroom, the father and son had a conversation.

The content of the conversation is as follows: "In front of your mother from now on, don't say what you shouldn't say, and have a little discernment!"

"What is something that shouldn't be said, and what is something that should be said?" The little guy said, he didn't quite understand: "And Daddy, you shouldn't tell me these things now, you should say thank you.

I was helping you just now!
And before the meal, the reason why I told Mommy that you will divorce when I grow up is because I want to use this method to dispel Mommy's idea of ​​divorcing you now?

I said that I need a healthy growth environment. If you divorce now, it will have a bad impact on my growth, and I may be physically and mentally unhealthy by then.

But it will be different when I grow up. It is best to wait until I get married. If you divorce again at that time, it will have no effect on me.

In 20 years, it is estimated that when you want to divorce, Mommy will not be willing. "

Leng Yihan always knew that his son could speak, but before that, he didn't know that he could speak like that.

A child who just passed his third birthday can actually say such words as physical and mental health, marriage and divorce.

Who did you learn these things from?
After thinking for a while, Leng Yihan felt that these things should be learned from his good sister, Leng Qingyan.

In the past three years, Leng Qingyan actually took care of the little ones the most.

She picked him up at every turn, especially when the little guy just learned to walk, she took him almost every day.

The kind that he wouldn't even give if he didn't give it, he picked it up during the day and sent it back at night, so when the little guy was learning to speak, he happened to be with Leng Qingyan.

Before, he just thought that the little guy was extremely gifted in language, but now it seems that he was influenced by Leng Qingyan, that's why he has so many unexpected words.

Thinking of this, Leng Yihan couldn't help asking: "What does your sister-in-law usually take you to do?"

I'm really curious about how Leng Qingyan turned this little guy into this.

The little guy blinked his big eyes, and said cutely: "I didn't do anything! Daddy, why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

"I mean, what do you usually do at your sister-in-law's house?" It's impossible to do nothing, just be so eloquent.

"I don't do anything, just watch TV with my sister-in-law!" The little guy said: "My sister-in-law likes to watch TV, and then she looks like a mental patient, crying for a while and laughing for a while!"

"What do you watch?" No wonder the little guy likes watching TV so much, it turned out that Leng Qingyan led him to spoil him.

The little guy tilted his head and thought for a while: "It's just the kind of TV series that you like me or not, I don't like watching it at all, but my sister-in-law insists on forcing me to watch it.

He also said that I have to learn how to seduce girls from an early age, and only when I grow up can I win the favor of little girls, otherwise I will be like you by then, and I won’t even be able to marry a wife! "

"..." Leng Qingyan, you are doing well!
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"Ah, Ah..."

Leng Qingyan happened to be eating well, and even sneezed several times, almost spraying all the food in her mouth onto Fu Yunchen's face.

Fu Yunchen was a winking boyfriend, so he quickly pulled out a few pieces of paper and handed them to Leng Qingyan: "What's going on, did you catch a cold?"

"do not know!"

As she spoke, she sneezed again and sniffed her nose. Leng Qingyan continued, "I was fine just now, why suddenly it seems like I have rhinitis, someone must be talking bad about me!"

"You are so nice, who would say bad things about you!" This wave of rainbow farts, full marks!
Leng Qingyan curled her lips: "I don't dare to say anything to others, but those little nurses in your hospital must have spoken ill of me, in their eyes, I am the executioner who robbed their male gods!
In other words, I really don't understand, what do those little girls like about you?
Like when you take a shower and run around naked?

Still like you, grind your teeth and fart while sleeping? "

"...Then I have to ask you, since I'm so bad, why are you still willing to be with me?" Still twice!
Fu Yunchen felt that this woman was a typical example of being good-looking when she got cheap!

He obviously likes it very much, and also thinks that he is very good, but every time he deliberately says some unpleasant things to make him angry on purpose.

Leng Qingyan curled her lips again: "Of course I'm here to punish rape and eradicate evil! For a social scum like you, I'd better accept it if I suffer a bit, so as to save more little girls from being harmed!"

"Heh, you're really great!" Isn't this woman uncomfortable if she doesn't get angry with herself for a day?

Leng Qingyan pursed her lips: "That's right, the Buddha said, whoever will go to hell if I don't go to hell!"

Fu Yunchen didn't want to talk to her anymore, he packed the dishes and prepared to wash the dishes!

I think he used to be a genius doctor who could only use a scalpel and had never seen dish soap. Now he not only washes dishes, but also washes clothes, and even learned to cook.

With such a big change, his own mother said that she couldn't believe it!

In fact, let alone his own mother, he couldn't believe that he would have such a big change!

This is all thanks to Leng Yihan!
That's right!

It's not Leng Qingyan, but his boss, Leng Yihan!

It's because he is too virtuous, Leng Qingyan compares herself with him every day.

Why her fifth brother, how wonderful, if I have such a good man, even if I fall asleep, I will wake up laughing!
He also said that he also wanted to experience what it was like to be pampered by someone, but it was a pity that his life was too miserable and he did not have that blessing.

Fu Yunchen was very flustered after selling miserably every day.

It took so much effort to get back together, if we break up again, who knows if there will be a third time, so let's learn!
Learn to be a boyfriend who will satisfy her!

Also let her experience the taste of being pampered!
Besides, if a man doesn't treat his woman well, who else can he treat well?

He can play with scalpels, and kitchen knives are not a piece of cake!
However, it turns out that he is not as talented as his boss in doing housework, and a kitchen knife is really not as fun as a scalpel.

My hand was almost cut off, I don't know how many times, I finally learned a few dishes.

At the beginning, he just thought that cooking is not difficult, but later he was completely against himself and insisted on learning!
So in the past three years, I didn't know anything about housework at first, and now I have become a habit.

Seeing that Fu Yunchen ignored her and went to wash the dishes, Leng Qingyan knew that what she just said was a bit too much.

Well, if you think about it carefully, this guy has become much better than before in the past three years, and he is really doting on himself.

It is enough to prove that this man is sincere to him.

After thinking about it, Leng Qingyan got up and followed to the kitchen, hugging Fu Yunchen's waist from behind: "You have performed well recently, so I am going to give you a reward."

"What reward?" Fu Yunchen lost interest.

Her so-called reward is to let herself watch TV with her.

In her words, if it wasn't that person, she still didn't want to!
"What kind of expression is that on your face? This time it's a real reward, and it's a big one." Leng Qingyan said with a mysterious expression on her face.

Having experienced it too many times, Fu Yunchen still didn't believe it, and agreed with a half-hearted smile: "Really? That's really something to look forward to!"

"I'm serious!" Leng Qingyan said: "It's really true, I won't lie to you this time! But before I give you a reward, I want to visit my fifth sister-in-law. I heard that my fifth brother has also moved away. , I wonder how the three of them get along?
Let's go later, when you wash the dishes. "

Fu Yunchen thought for a while: "Okay, then go and change your clothes first."

"Okay, honey, thank you for your hard work, love you!" Leng Qingyan gave Fu Yunchen a sweet kiss, and then left the kitchen, but just put something beside him.

When Fu Yunchen lowered his head and saw that thing, he froze there.

I picked it up in disbelief, looked at it again and again, and finally made sure that I was not dazzled.

I didn't even care about washing the dishes, so I chased upstairs with my things.

In the room, Leng Qingyan wasn't changing clothes at all, but was sitting there, as if she was waiting for him on purpose. Seeing him standing at the door with a face full of surprise, Leng Qingyan raised her eyebrows: "How is this? Reward, do you like it?"

Fu Yunchen strode forward, stood in front of her, and asked uncertainly, "Is it true?"

"Really, as a doctor, can't you see it?"