seventy little lucky wife

The lights came on, and the room seemed to become quieter.

The glare of the light suddenly brought Lu Jingshan back from his thoughts, and he turned around to meet Xu Zhizhi's clear almond eyes.

"Well... I'll help you to the kang." She said.

"I can do it myself." Lu Jingshan said distantly.

"Then..." Xu Zhizhi suddenly remembered that the huts in the countryside are all open-air, and there is no indoor room at all. She basically doesn't get up at night, so there is no urinal in the room.

But other families in the village would put a urinal or bucket in the room at night, and then pour it out early the next morning.

"I'll go get a urinal and come in." Xu Zhizhi said.

"Xu Zhizhi," Lu Jingshan laughed at himself, "Look at me, I need help to go to the bathroom, what do you think you're trying to do?"

"Yeah, what am I trying to do?" Xu Zhizhi glanced at him sideways, "That's why he has a pretty face."

Lu Jingshan's face became even darker.

"So do you want to go to the toilet?" She looked at the man with almond eyes, "Don't worry, I won't peek."

Lu Jingshan choked.

It was rare for Xu Zhizhi to see him so deflated, and he actually wanted to laugh in his heart, but his face was still stern, and he muttered in a low voice, "It's like a enoki mushroom, what's so interesting about it."

But it's just a prank.

That day she went to the mountains to look for wild fruits, and then heard a few little boys competing there to see who could urinate farther, so she didn't laugh at Xu Zhizhi at that time.

It turns out that no matter what age boys like to play this kind of game.

At first, I thought it had nothing to do with me, and I was thinking of finding another place to try my luck, and then I heard a little boy in there, the little boy who lost in the competition, said with a choked mouth.

"If you win, what is my ability? If you have the ability, you can compete with Uncle Jingshan?" The little boy said unconvinced, "My father said that in our village, Lu Jingshan's dick is the biggest and can pee the farthest."

"Yes, my Uncle Goudan said the same." Another little boy said.

The other boys also nodded solemnly.

They know it too.

Then, the little fat man who won burst into tears.

"I can't compare." He covered his eyes.

Xu Zhizhi's stomach hurt from laughing at that time, but he became curious about a certain place in Lu Jingshan.

Is it really that powerful?

As for why Flammulina velutipes is said, it is to enrage Lu Jingshan.

Sure enough, Lu Jingshan's face turned darker.

He pursed his lips, wanting to get angry, but held back abruptly.

"Since this is the case, there is no need to delay you." Lu Jingshan held back one last sentence.

Now, it was Xu Zhizhi's turn to be deflated.

"Yes, yes," she said angrily, "You think I'm a rarity?"

"Three years," she raised her finger, "no, two years, I will leave immediately after two years, but when the time comes, don't slap someone in the face, I'm not easy to coax."

She is also a person who needs face.

Being rejected by Lu Jingshan again and again, how could it be possible not to coax her?

"Leave like this now," Xu Zhizhi said, "I will be stabbed in the back for the rest of my life."

Lu Jingshan thought about it.

"Okay." He said hoarsely, "I'll move to Jingnian's house tonight."

"Lu Jingshan," Xu Zhizhi sneered, "Do you think I, Xu Zhizhi, are so hungry or are you afraid that you will not be able to resist my personality charm, fall in love with me and then slap yourself in the face?"

"I haven't." Lu Jingshan said helplessly.

"No?" Xu Zhizhi couldn't help but speak a little loudly, "Then you are moving to live with Jing Nian, are you afraid that others will not know that we are fake?"

"But it's bad for your reputation..."

"Lu Jingshan, I didn't expect you to be such a pedantic person," Xu Zhizhi said disappointedly, "and you are so fond of deceiving yourself and others."

"Oh, you think you move to Jingnian's room, and when we divorce two years later, I'll still be an innocent girl?"

"Or," she looked at him with a sneer, "do you want to lay a floor on the floor?"

Jason Lu was a little surprised, that's what he thought just now.

"Hide your ears and steal your bell." Xu Zhizhi spat out four words with cherry red lips.

Hong Guoguo's taunt.

The goodwill that Lu Jingshan had accumulated with him before was almost ruined by him in an instant.

She found that she was too gentle to Lu Jingshan in the past, and this guy almost pissed her off.

"You are a patient now," she said while getting on the kang, "if something happens to the sleeping floor, I can't bear the responsibility."

"Also, I'm not interested in you at all right now." Xu Zhizhi was sweeping the kang with the broom under his hand. Lu Jingshan had reason to believe that if it wasn't because of his injury, maybe today's broom would greet him directly. body.

Not interested yet?
I don't know why, I obviously want to drive her away, but when I hear her say this, my heart still hurts?
"You can do whatever you say." He had given up struggling.

Anyway, there will be more times like this in the future.

After tidying up the kang, Lu Jingshan didn't wait for Xu Zhizhi to speak, put his hands on the edge of the kang, made a beautiful turn for a circle and a half, and got on the kang steadily.

That posture is more standard than the athletes on the Olympic field.

Xu Zhizhi, "..."

incredible!
But even more angry!
The same disharmony was found in the neighboring Piansha.

Zhou Baocheng occupied the ground for a while, and finally walked slowly to the edge of the kang. Just as he was about to get on the kang, An Qin who was on the kang suddenly sat up.

Bang.

Something hit Zhou Baocheng on the forehead, and then fell to the ground.

"You're crazy." Zhou Baocheng held his forehead and stared at Anqin.

"Am I crazy?" Anqin cried and said, "I want to ask you, are you crazy? Let those dog men play with your wife? Do you think of me as your wife?"

How blind is she? How could she marry such a scumbag!
"That's not..." Zhou Baocheng was a little weak, and picked up the broom on the floor, "Isn't our custom like this?"

"The more fun you play with your daughter-in-law, the better your life will be."

"I'm doing it for the good of our family."

"Really?" Anqin looked at him with red eyes.

"Of course," Zhou Baocheng said hastily, "otherwise, how could I let someone come play my wife? You are my wife."

"I'm not stupid."

"If you don't believe me, you can go to the village and ask tomorrow to see if there is such a saying." Zhou Baocheng said solemnly.

Seeing that what he said didn't seem to be lying, Anqin reluctantly nodded.

"Didn't you want hot water?" Zhou Baocheng said hurriedly when he saw her nodding, "I'll go and boil it for you right now, just wait."

"No need..." Anqin was about to say that it was getting late, so go to bed quickly.

Zhou Baocheng has already run out quickly.

An Qin pursed her lips and smiled in satisfaction.

Although this man is sometimes unreliable, he is also very good at training.

For example, now, if you are more obedient, go to boil water?
If it were Lu Jingshan who was so proud today, would he boil hot water for Xu Zhizhi?

Oh, right.

Thinking of this, Anqin couldn't help getting excited.

Lu Jingshan is disabled now, sitting in a wheelchair. It is impossible to boil water, and it is even more impossible to fetch bath water.

Let alone a round room.

Haha, when she consummates the house tonight, she will have a good time in front of Xu Zhizhi tomorrow.

What is the use of Lu Jingshan's ability?

Who would want to marry a disabled person?

However, An Qin, who was lying on the kang, waited and waited, and I don't know how long it took, until she fell asleep, and she didn't see Zhou Baocheng's hot water.

When you wake up again, it will already be dawn.

She sat up suddenly from the kang, and saw Zhou Baocheng who was sleeping next to him like a dead man.

"Baocheng," Anqin pushed him, "get up quickly."

"Sleep." Zhou Baocheng turned over impatiently, wrapped in a quilt and continued to meet Duke Zhou.

Anqin, "...":
So, she was looking forward to the wedding night in the bridal chamber?
What about the consummation she had waited so long for?

Are all lonely?
Then what would she use to show off to Xu Zhizhi?