Lord Li collapses every day

"It's so unlucky!" Yue Lingchu sat up from the bed, feeling a cloud of dark clouds floating above his head.

"Who said it!"

As soon as Li Zhanyan entered the door, he heard her complaint, and his handsome face suddenly became more gloomy.

"I didn't mention you!" Yue Lingchu wrapped the quilt around his body, and asked with frowned eyebrows: "If the quilt here gets dirty, will I have to pay for it?"

"What?" Li Zhanyan frowned, and suddenly smiled, "Didn't you wet the bed?"

"Of course not! But, it's about the same..."

She didn't expect her menstrual period to be so early. It may be that the rain stopped eating too much, which affected the cycle.

"What do you mean almost?" Li Zhanyan walked over and lifted her quilt with his big hands.

"what?"

Yue Lingchu quickly covered himself with his small hands, and said angrily, "Don't you know how to respect people?"

"Why... so much bleeding?"

It looked shocking, and Li Zhanyan's heart trembled slightly.

"Unlucky!"

It was agreed to come to the hot spring, but my aunt soaked her!
"Does your stomach hurt?" Li Zhanyan put his big hand on her lower abdomen and rubbed it gently.

"Well, a little." Yue Lingchu lowered his eyes and said, "What should I do? Will I be laughed at? I don't know, I thought I killed a pig."

"It's okay." Li Zhanyan touched her pale lips lightly, and whispered: "I'll ask the waiter to come in and tidy up here. If you need anything, let her buy it."

"Oh." Yue Lingchu nodded, feeling ashamed.

Thousands of calculations, can't escape the plot of the aunt.

I haven't soaked in the hot spring once, so I stopped cooking...

"Isn't there some clothes? Just change."

Li Zhanyan didn't call her stupid, but comforted her instead?
Yue Lingchu blinked and said, "I want to buy safety pants, small size, pure cotton..."

"What are safety pants?" Li Zhanyan didn't understand, and thought she was talking about metaphysics.

Wear the kind that will keep you healthy and safe...

Yue Lingchu talked for a long time, but he couldn't understand it. In the end, he had to call up the purchase interface from Li Zhanyan's phone, and then took a screenshot of the entire screen of the product.

Li Zhanyan frowned and studied for a while, and finally came to a conclusion: "Babies wear diapers."

Yue Lingchu: ...

"I really don't know how you get along with those women."

I don't even know safety pants!As long as he puts his heart into it, he won't understand these things, right?
"Those women?" Li Zhanyan nodded between her eyebrows, "Is your little head full of dog blood?"

"certainly not!"

Yue Lingchu was irritable, and she didn't want to talk because of her stomach ache.

"I sent it to the waiter, do you...do you want to change rooms?"

Li Zhanyan knew that she was embarrassed, so he pointed to the next door and said, "You can go to the next door and hide."

"But... how would you explain it if someone came to change the sheets?" Yue Lingchu thought for a while, then laughed and said, "Did hemorrhoids happen? Hahaha..."

Li Zhanyan: ...

"You can also say that you have a nosebleed." Yue Lingchu covered his lower back and said, "I'll go change my clothes first...you can go out."

How embarrassing!She didn't want Li Zhanyan to see her dirty place.

"It's not that there is no changing room, why are you chasing me all the time?" Li Zhanyan frowned and said, "I won't peek at you!"

It's nothing more than feeling that her body is too weak and afraid that she might faint...

"I... I'm all dirty! You look here, I'm embarrassed!"

Really, no self-knowledge at all!
"You still know embarrassment?" Li Zhanyan smiled, "How many times have I bathed you before you know embarrassment?"

"You!" Yue Lingchu covered his heart and gave him a serious look.

She is not suitable for fighting now, it is better to keep her body alive.

After hearing the doorbell, Yue Lingchu immediately jumped to the floor and opened the closet.

"Shoes!" Li Zhanyan helplessly kicked the slippers in front of her, "Your stomach doesn't hurt, who cares?"

"If I die, you will be free!" Yue Lingchu stepped on the slippers, and quickly ran into the changing room with the clothes in his arms.

Li Zhanyan glanced at the bed, frowning tightly.

this girl!
"Hello, guest." After opening the door, the waiter bent down to say hello, and parked the purchased supplies cart at the door.

To avoid embarrassment, they kept their heads down.

The guests here are all extremely honorable, and they dare not offend.

While changing the quilt, Li Zhanyan kept watching, and found that the little bear pendant was rolled into the quilt, and immediately said: "That little bear, don't take it away."

"But, it's a little dirty."

The waiter whispered: "No, help you clean it?"

It's better to grab another one after cleaning. This kind of thing will be deformed after washing.

"No need." Li Zhanyan waved his hand and said, "Throw it away."

The waiter put the dirty quilt into the car, and all the things that could be replaced in the room were replaced with new ones.

Yue Lingchu didn't dare to go out, and stayed in the changing room, feeling that the time was extremely long.

It wasn't until the door knocked twice from the outside that she opened the door a crack.

"Your diaper!"

When Li Zhanyan stretched his wrist in, Yue Lingchu really wanted to take a bite of it!
"Thanks!"

Yue Lingchu took the bag and was about to close the door immediately, but Li Zhanyan pushed the door open with his backhand.

"What are you going to do?" Yue Lingchu took a step back, looking at him warily.

"What's for breakfast, let someone bring it up together."

"It's all fine..." Yue Lingchu lowered his eyes and said, "I can't go to the hot spring anymore."

"It's just a hot spring, you can come anytime."

Li Zhanyan touched her little head and asked, "Do you want to eat bird's nest?"

"No!" Yue Lingchu immediately refused, "Just drink some soup."

"Okay, I'll ask them to pass up the menu."

When Li Zhanyan turned around, he said casually: "Your little bear is dirty, I asked them to throw it away."

"What? That's Xiong Xiong who slept with me, why did you throw it away?"

She managed to catch it with great difficulty, and her palms hurt from being slapped!
"It's because I slept with you that I was defiled by you!" Li Zhanyan turned his head and glanced at her, and said lightly: "Aren't there many in the claw machine? Just grab it again?"

"Then how can it be the same!" Yue Lingchu said regretfully, "Isn't it enough to wash it? Why did you throw it away?"

The prodigal man made her brain hurt from anger.

"Change clothes, eat, and then I will accompany you to catch them!"

"Ok?"

Yue Lingchu's eyes lit up, and he looked at him in disbelief.

"What? I'm not worthy?"

Isn't it just to play with her?He couldn't believe how hard that thing would be!

"Uh... I'd better take a shower." Yue Lingchu pointed to the door and asked, "You don't use the bathroom, do you?"

"You don't feel well, why take a shower?" Li Zhanyan said with a serious face: "Just wipe off the dirty place with a warm towel."

"what?"

"I'll help you……"

"No! You go out!" Yue Lingchu raised his hand and refused, "I can take care of it myself!"

Let him help, it is better to die on the spot...