Reborn 1980 sweet daughter-in-law

"Hey, you come down first, come down first and talk about it, I can't hold on to your tonnage!"

Liu Dan complained that there was nothing he could do, so he simply gave up struggling.

Fat Tuanzi was even more dissatisfied, so pouted that he could hang a donkey on it.

Anyway, this means that he is fat!

"I'm not called fat, I'm called strong!" Really, stupid human beings can't appreciate his strong beauty at all.

Aesthetics, do you understand aesthetics? !

understand? !
Fat Tuanzi gasped out of his nose, and it looked like he was very angry. Liu Dan was amused, and took his finger to touch the tip of his nose, which was limp and wet.

"Okay, okay, everything you say is right, okay?"

"That's more or less the same!" Fat Tuanzi raised his chin arrogantly. Although the fat man couldn't tell which layer his chin was in, the meaning was expressed after all.

Tsundere, you still have to have face as a national treasure.

"Hmm, almost."

Fat Tuanzi came down by himself, the weight on his body was suddenly reduced by two hundred catties, and he sighed comfortably.

I just feel that the whole person is much more relaxed, unlike just now, the suffocation feeling of Mount Tai is really not something ordinary people can bear.

"What's your name?"

Liu Dan looked at the surrounding layout of the bamboo forest calmly and asked Fat Tuanzi.

Fat Tuanzi tilted his head, his eyes flashed with confusion and bewilderment.

"I don't have a name, I'm the only panda here, so I don't need a code name to distinguish."

A human's name is essentially a code name, but it is a pity that he is a unique national treasure and does not need this thing.

"That's it, that's fine." Liu Dan shrugged and continued walking, walking around the bamboo forest carefully.

The soil is moist and fertile, and loose enough, fresh and tender bamboo shoots break through the ground, and they look gratifying to grow.

The big bamboos are as thick as the mouth of a bowl, and I know that those are just like straw, which can be cut in half by a gust of wind.

"By the way, since you can come here, then you will be my master from now on." Fat Tuanzi jumped up and down behind Liu Dan, shouting loudly, with an unconcealable excitement in his heart.

He finally has a master, and someone will play with him in the future!

So lonely!Lonely!
Get rid of him all!
"Ah?" Liu Dan stopped, turned to Fat Tuanzi, and pointed to the tip of his nose.

"You mean me? I'll be your master in the future?"

No, this is the first time she has entered the space seriously, and Aunt Liu has never told her that there are animals in it.

The giant panda, a national treasure, can speak human language as well as human language, and it's so clumsy that it makes people helpless.

"Isn't it you? I have been waiting here for hundreds of years, and no one can come in. If you come in first, then you will be my master!"

While talking, Fat Tuanzi broke a piece of bamboo with his hands, grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth indiscriminately. After moving his mouth a few times, the bamboo was completely ruined.

"...Then I have to know first, what can you do?"

Liu Dan thought to himself, this probably means a contract, the contracted beast recognizes its own master, and from then on, both sides share honor and disgrace, and each other is a relationship of mutual protection.

But the premise is to know the details of your teammates, right?
"You talk about me! Then there are many things I can do. I'm not bragging to you. I can't do anything except go to heaven and earth!"

Don't even look at who he is, he is an old monster who has lived for hundreds of years, if he doesn't even have this ability, he is really stupid.

"Can you be more specific? For example, what are you good at?"

"I... should be the best at eating!" Fat Tuanzi said so boldly, and then he felt that what he said was very correct, so he nodded in satisfaction.

Liu Dan was stunned for a moment, and then smiled awkwardly but politely.

Surprised or not? !
Is it surprising? !
Sure enough, it is a national treasure giant panda who is eating and waiting to die, look!People's housekeeping skill is to eat!

"Is there anything else?" Liu Dan still didn't give up, thinking that there should be another rescue.

"I can also drill into people's sea of ​​consciousness and tamper with memory, so that they can follow my instructions!" Fat Tuanzi straightened up and patted his chest again.

This is good!
Liu Dan's eyes lit up, and he asked, "What do you want that person to do, just drill into his memory, hypnotize him, and let him complete it according to your instructions?"

"That's right, that's what it means! I just said I might be patient, right?" Fat Tuanzi blinked, with the words "Praise me, praise me" all over his face.

It's very airy, and it makes people laugh when they look at it.

Liu Dan nodded, after thinking about it, this skill is indeed very practical.

Think about it, when the time comes, whoever you want to finish the calf, you only need to let this fat dumpling go out, let the people he trusts the most kill each other, and you can just wait to reap the benefits of the fisherman.

Simply not too simple.

"Well, well, since you are so cute, then I will accept you reluctantly!"

Fat Tuanzi's mouth was almost cracked to the base of his ears, and when he slapped his forehead, he suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, don't you humans like to name names? You can give me a name too!"

"What do you want to call it?" Round and chubby, how appropriate to call it Fat Gungun.

"Whatever, I don't know what names you humans like to give us."

Liu Dan thought for a while, and she remembered that there were pandas named Panpan, Huanhuan, Pingping, and An'an among the pandas. They were all well-known public figures and had a lot of fans.

"You call me fat roll, how about it?" She tried to discuss with the fat dumpling, and squatted down, just as tall as the fat dumpling when she took it off.

"No, it doesn't sound good." Fat Tuanzi was still very picky, and shook his head dissatisfied, "Hurry up and change it for me, so I won't be called such an ugly name!"

In the future, if you say it out, you won't make others laugh out loud? !
Besides, he is strong, not fat!

Really, how many times do people repeat it? !

"Okay then, let me think about it again... You have a round body and a chubby head, so why not call you Fat Head? Is this name acceptable?"

Fat Tuanzi tilted his head and thought for a while, looked down at his body, touched his forehead with his paw, and reluctantly agreed.

He nodded reservedly, okay, he allowed this human being to call him fat head.

After living for 80 or [-] years, I suddenly have my own name. Thinking about it, I am still a little excited!

The fat head rolled on the ground, and soon became dusty, only a pair of eyes were still shining, looking silly.

Liu Dan shook his head, both helpless and funny.

"Fat head, do you know dominoes?"

"I know!" The fat head answered Liu Dan without raising his head, just as he was enjoying himself.

"Then tell me quickly!"