Reborn 1980 sweet daughter-in-law

"Ah?" Liu Dan suddenly felt a dull pain in his buttocks, and was flustered by the protruding clamp of the back seat, so he adjusted his sitting posture.

Twisting back and forth like a maggot, the bicycle swayed, and it took the next second to maintain its balance.

Falling into the eyes of a man is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, and the anger that was suppressed by all means is almost gushing out.

The monstrous rage almost devoured him completely, his eagle eyes shone strangely, flashing a dangerous signal.

"Do it again, I'll kill you!" His voice was never as cold as it is now, making people chill, his heart was trembling from the coldness, and he felt that the person in front of him was simply Hell Satan.

Pooh!
A paper tiger with a bad temper!

Do you really think she is scared? !

She curled her lips and rolled her big eyes. The man who bullied the dog couldn't see anything from this angle.

Unless there is an eye in the back of the head.

"Legs are a good thing, I hope you can cherish them!" The fat head looked at Liu Dan's legs with pity and regret.

No...why doesn't she cherish it? !
Who is this dying expression for?
Liu Dan went crazy instantly, with a strong urge to grab Fat Tou and beat him up.

Beat his head until it swells and make him a veritable fat head! ! !

"I don't want this leg anymore, it's redundant, anyway, I didn't feel it 16 years ago." She was sullen, unwilling to deal with the fat head.

"You can give it to me if you don't want it!!! Aren't you afraid that your leg will be broken when you go home?!"

Beep————

Suddenly Fat Head's eyes turned white, snow white, brighter than the snowflakes of the previous few days.There was also a loud "bang" in the ear, which shocked the whole bear, the ears of the plane were stunned, and the hair on the whole body stood up straight.

"This is him..." He slowed down, then cursed loudly, jumped away from the spot extremely numbly, looked around quickly, and jumped into the frozen river decisively.

The huge body slammed down heavily, and the violent movement of the ice being cut open could be clearly heard.

You can imagine how refreshing it is to feel so cool and soaring.

"Hey! Fat head, where have you been?! Where's the bear?!" Liu Dan's head was like a black screen, the sea of ​​consciousness was pitch black, and he couldn't see his fingers.

What's the matter? !

Can this still be disconnected? ! ! !
Unbelievable!
"Leak the secret! Leak the secret! The sky thunder warns once! The sky thunder warns once! Activate the first-level punishment signal! Activate the first-level punishment signal!"

He only heard a mechanical female voice repeating these two sentences without any emotion~~, as if to pronounce his tragic fate.

There is no escape, no escape.

"Mom! The gods are going to kill my fat head ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

In the crystal-clear river, only a certain wet dumpling could be heard screaming up to the sky, jumping its feet crazily, as if it had been shocked by electricity.

Heaven's punishment is extremely perverted. For example, as soon as it lowered the punishment, a corner of the sky immediately became black and quickly spread to the entire space.

The blue-purple lightning enveloped over with lightning speed, locked on the fat head of a fierce man in the river, and split it off.

"Ahhhh!"

The heart-piercing screams of the animals lasted for a long time, like crying and swallowing, with a trembling ending, which made the heart and lungs tremble.

Shark didn't know when he ran to his old lair, he decisively chose to protect himself, and abandoned the poor fat head without saying a word.

It took a long time for the aftermath of the thunder to dissipate, and the place where it passed was surrounded by black smoke, and a thick stream of water vapor lingered above the entire river.

It's like the hot water just boiled in the bathhouse, it makes people dizzy and dizzy after steaming.

The fat head lay face down in the water, not daring to move. There was no movement on the water surface for a long time, not even a blister from breathing.

The whole bear was as silent as a dead bear.

It took a long time to pierce it out, and I saw that the whole body was pitch black, the color of the eyeballs blended with the hair, and it looked extraordinarily funny under the sunlight after the dark clouds dispersed.

"Pfft..."

who? !How dare she gloat and laugh at him!

Reflexively, the fat head glared at the direction of the sound, and then found that it was a shark with its tail flicking, and an eagle flapping its wings and laughing.

"Smelly bear, take a quick look at the water to see what you are doing now! Hahahahahahaha...I'm afraid I'm going to inherit my little dried fish..."

The shark kept flicking its tail and slapping the water surface, making a puffing sound, a splash of water rose up, and it landed on the fat head's face impartially, making his head drenched with water.

He wiped his face fiercely, and became angry from embarrassment, "Try laughing at me again!" He didn't even care about the nickname of stinky bear that he always had to argue about, which showed that he was really angry.

Pandas, a magical species, are notoriously good-natured, probably due to their lack of IQ, so they have a soft and cute personality, which can be regarded as making up for this natural defect.

"We didn't laugh at you, really, you have to trust us, after all we're just... hahaha I can't help it..."

The eagle has always been a very cold animal. Although it tried its best to keep serious, its facial expression still twitched visible to the naked eye. Then it inserted its sharp beak into the feathers on its back, pretending that it didn't know anything.

It took a long time in Liu Dan's sea of ​​consciousness before the fat face reappeared.

"You...was struck by lightning?" She hesitated for a moment, asking as tactfully as possible.

Why did the child turn into a lump of charcoal after not seeing him for a while?

The whole body is generally black, if it is not for the reflection of light from the eyeballs, it is impossible to tell that it is still a living thing.

In the picture, the fat head plunges his whole body into the water, only revealing a pair of dark eyes and a sad face.

Not because of you!

Stupid humans!
"That's right! I almost got scorched!! You almost lost sight of me!!!"

Fat Tuanzi's voice was extremely mournful, trying to arouse the woman's sympathy, but in vain, the other party just gave him a cold look, and then said coldly.

That's it? !
He was about to lose his temper, he ground his teeth fiercely, and swore to himself that he would never care about this woman again!
Let her love it!
snort!
Angry! !

The kind that can't be coaxed well! ! !

"Pay attention to safety." Liu Dan said this without pain or itching, and before the fat head warmed up, another make-up knife flew over.

"After all, you don't have enough brains. If you lose your face again, then I guess you will become a bachelor for thousands of years!"

With a puff, it seemed that countless invisible swords were piercing his chest, and he immediately enjoyed the stimulation of a wave of arrows piercing his heart.

The heart seemed to be shattered on the ground, like glass slag, it couldn't be held up, and it couldn't be glued together. The whole bear saw through Xiongsheng.