Medical road ahead

"It seems that I have to add a autumn coat."

Hu Tu rubbed his nose, then shrank his neck and went back to his consulting room, only to find that a patient was already sitting inside waiting for him.

It was a young man, sitting a little cautiously, and he turned his head back to see the anorectal department.

After Hutu nodded politely to him, he went straight to the topic: "What's uncomfortable?"

"Possibly. Possibly hemorrhoids."

The young man's dick was in a row, and the roots of his ears were reddish.

Confused, I asked further: "What are the symptoms, bleeding, pain during defecation, or anal itching?"

"It hurts too." The young man murmured.

Hutu asked again: "Are there any other symptoms? For example, prolapsed hemorrhoids?"

"Ah? What is that?" The young man looked confused.

Hutu gestured and said, "It means the external hemorrhoids have fallen out."

"I don't know."

The young man's face turned even redder, like a ripe red apple, which reminded Hutu of Chen Qing who had just come to see a doctor.

She smiled and said, "Come in and I'll give you an inspection first."

"Visual examination? Shall I take off my trousers for you to see?" the young man asked timidly.

Hutu wanted to laugh, but her high professionalism allowed her to maintain a serious face, but what she said was naughty, "I don't have clairvoyance."

"Then trouble you."

The young man thanked him politely, followed Hutu into the room, and lay down on the examination bed in the posture she said.

"Hey! It's really big."

Then Nurse Shao who came in exclaimed, causing the young man to frown.

What's so big?my ass?

"It's really big."

Hutu followed suit, making him even more suspicious.

"It's not too big, is it?"

He muttered softly, not feeling how big his ass was.

However, as a doctor and nurse, in front of the patient, oh no, is it appropriate to comment on the patient's ass?

He immediately became a little unhappy.

"Know that the wind is strong, so hurry up and close the window." Hu Tu said to Nurse Shao.

"hiss"

Nurse Shao shivered, and after closing the window, she couldn't help complaining: "Aunt Liu must have forgotten to close the window after cleaning, and the air conditioner was turned on for nothing."

Uh. We are discussing the strong wind outside the window!

The young man was ashamed, thankful that his voice was quiet just now and did not attract the attention of the other two
"Don't be nervous, everyone, they are all men, there is nothing to shy away from."

In another large consulting room, Luo Damei was laughing at a group of young men who came in for a physical examination, so as to make them relax.

They are employees of the same company, and they came to the hospital for the annual employee physical examination, but for some reason, an anal examination was added this year, just to find out whether they had hemorrhoids.

Although Luo Damei told them not to be nervous, it was still a little daunting for young people who had an anal examination for the first time, and one of the little fat men was even shivering with fright, as if they were not here for an anal examination, but I'm here to line up and get fucked.

"What are you shaking?"

Seeing this, Luo Damei walked behind him and patted him on the shoulder with a smile, "Is the temperature of the air conditioner in the room not high enough?"

"No."

The little fat man shook his head tremblingly, and said truthfully: "I'm just nervous, this is the first time I've checked this."

"Once raw and second familiar."

Luo Damei patted him on the shoulder again, and said with a smile: "Soon, the inspection will be over in the blink of an eye, and you can hum a song to relieve your nervousness."

"Why is your voice sharp tonight, and your hair is messed up again?"

The little fat man really started singing and closed his eyes.

Seeing him slowly relax, Luo Damei began to examine him.

The little fat man also sang more and more, "I usually feel anxious after cheating, and I need to find a way yeah!"

咘——

Unexpectedly, as soon as the word "yeah" was sung, there was a sound of fart, accompanied by a blast of gas with a shock wave coming out of his anus, pointing directly at Luo Damei's face, instantly turning his face blue messy hair.

"It's really messy hair"

He blinked his eyes that couldn't be opened by that bombarding fart, coughed and asked: "Ahem. Did you eat garlic in the morning?"

The little fat man rubbed his hands together and said awkwardly, "There's wasabi sushi."

"Why can't you bear it? I'll check it out for you right away." Luo Damei scolded.

The little fat man blushed, lowered his head and said, "I'm afraid that if I hold back, I'll be dizzy."

"Go! Go to the toilet and clean it before coming back."

Luo Damei glanced at him and went to check the next one.

The little fat man stuck out his tongue embarrassingly. After putting on his pants, he went straight to the men's room.

"Beware!"

As soon as he ran to the door, he almost collided with a person holding a cup, but fortunately, the person was agile, quickly dodged, then toasted and left without looking back.

"What's in his glass? Could it be...shit?"

The little fat man watched his leaving back, his eyebrows frowned upside down, but he was soon called back by the "gurgling" belly, and rushed into the toilet sullenly.

"Doctor, I'm ready."

The man toasted his cup and ran to the nurse who performed the stool test, and handed her the cup full of poop with a smile.

"I'll go! So much?"

The nurse was shocked and backed away in fright.

"I pulled a little too much, no, it's not finished yet!" The man said with a shy smile.

The nurse raised her forehead, "I said just rub it for a while, okay?"

"Uh! What should we do then?" the man asked with embarrassing eyebrows.

The nurse waved her hand and said, "Pour out the excess, we only need a little bit to check the feces."

"Ok."

The man had no choice but to return to the men's bathroom with the dung cup in hand.
"Hey! Doctor Bai, are you here to replace Doctor Lu?"

In the colonoscopy room, when Dr. Bai walked in, Dr. Liu, who was in charge of cooperating, greeted him with a smile, and couldn't help being curious: "Why don't you go with Director Luo to check up on those people who have undergone physical examinations? Why did you come here to replace us?" Doctor Lu's class."

"It's full of men, the yang is strong and the yin is weak, and it's overpowering me." Dr. Bai said lightly.

"Huh? Are you a fortune teller when you go out?" Dr. Liu was surprised.

Dr. Bai explained seriously: "Recently, the positive substances in my body are hyperactive, and some yin and yang are out of balance, so try to avoid too much contact with positive species."

"The positive substances in the body are hyperactive?"

Doctor Liu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I'm afraid it's time to find a girlfriend?"

Dr. Bai shrugged his shoulders and curled his lips, noncommittal. After the doctor from the anesthesiology department completed the partial anesthesia for the female patient lying on the operating bed, he and Dr. Liu performed a colonoscopy on her.

During this period, the two stopped chatting, and Dr. Bai was in charge of inserting the colonoscope through the anus of the female patient to the ileocecal part. Dr. Liu observed her colonic lesions from the mucosal side and made records.

After a part was successfully inserted, the two communicated.

"what!"

Suddenly, the female patient let out a cry of pain, which startled the other two, stopped their movements at the same time, and looked up at her.

"Doctor, give me general anesthesia, I can't stand it!" The female patient yelled.

Dr. Bai and Dr. Liu looked at each other, and said apologetically to the female patient: "Sorry, it's too late, just bear with it, we will try to check as quickly as possible."

The female patient turned her head and asked tentatively, "Can you slap me and knock me out?"

"What do you think?" Doctor Bai laughed.

Afterwards, the examination continued, but from time to time, the female patient's hoarse screams could be heard, causing passers-by outside the door to look sideways.