Medical road ahead

Perhaps in order to go home for the New Year in good health, many people came to the hospital for physical examinations, checkups, or reexaminations, which made the Affiliated Hospital of C University usher in the peak of the New Year ahead of schedule, and made the medical staff dizzy with busy work.

"Hey! Doctor Xiao Wang, this is the women's toilet."

It was not easy for Wang Xiaobo to go to the toilet, but Wang Xiaobo stumbled into the women's toilet by mistake. Fortunately, Huanhuan's mother stopped him in time, otherwise, it would have been a joke.

"Look at my eyes."

Wang Xiaobo slapped his forehead, thanked Huanhuan's mother, then rushed into the men's bathroom sullenly, releasing the urine that he had been holding back all morning.

"I can't hold it anymore!"

"Are the people inside big or small? Why have you been in for a long time?"

When he walked out of the men's room comfortably, he found that there was a long queue again in the women's room.

"Is your B-ultrasound finished?"

In the line, a girl turned her head to look at the other girl behind her, and then pointed to the line in front, "We still have to wait here."

"Where is it finished? I have to go to the queue again later." The last girl said angrily.

"Why?" asked the previous girl.

The latter girl complained, clutching her distended abdomen, "The doctor said that I held my urine for too long, and the bladder was reflective, which made her unable to see clearly what was going on inside the uterus, and asked me to go to the toilet to pee halfway and then go back in line for another checkup. "

"Pfft! How much urine have you been holding back?"

The girl in front laughed, and the rest of the team couldn't help cheering.

"call"

More than ten minutes later, the first girl was finally released, walked down the steps with a relaxed pace, and said to the second girl, "I'm going to get my blood drawn first."

After the two said goodbye, she went straight to the blood collection area and found several long queues from the blood collection window to the door.

"Oh my God!"

After some hesitation, she decided to stay in line to avoid more people later.

"Didn't you eat anything?"

After another 20 minutes, it was her turn to draw blood, and the blood sampling doctor asked her through the glass window.

"No no."

When she found out that the other party was a handsome young man, she suddenly felt her heart beat faster, especially when the other party tied rubber bands for her and kneaded her joints, she was even more flustered.

Little brother is so handsome!Although he is wearing a mask, but with thick eyebrows and big eyes and a high nose bridge, even if he has buck teeth, he will definitely not be ugly.

"Hold tight."

Just as her little deer was jumping wildly and thinking wildly, the handsome doctor patted her hand and reminded her seriously.

Hold tight?Where to hold it?

She was dazed for a moment, and stretched out her trembling hand to hold the arm of the handsome doctor, "Is it here?"

The handsome doctor was taken aback and almost laughed.

"Cough! I want you to clench your fists."

"what?"

She looked dazed and embarrassed.

"Hahaha"

Immediately afterwards, loud laughter came from behind, making her so embarrassed that she wanted to run away immediately
"Hey! The food has been pretty good recently."

In Dental Clinic 1, when Yang Dong was cleaning the teeth of a patient who needed fillings, he suddenly stopped and lowered his eyes to make fun of him.

"Okay."

The patient was a young man with a simple face, he closed his eyes and raised his lips, he was at ease, obviously not aware of Yang Dong's implication.

Yang Dong smiled, took something out of his mouth and handed it to him, "I eat beef every day, I'm so envious."

"It's such a big lump?"

After seeing clearly the lump of beef that Yang Dong had pinched out between his teeth, the young man's smile froze on his face.

"you do not say!"

Yang Dong threw away the beef, continued to rinse his teeth, and joked: "After I fill this cavity, you won't be able to hide beef for supper."

"Giggle."

The young man couldn't speak anymore, he could only let out a series of short and weird laughter from his throat, during which there were three points of embarrassment, four points of helplessness, and three points of being forced to laugh.
"Sister, your rivet leather skirt is pretty fucked, it has a lot of personality."

In the CT room of the orthopedic department, Dr. Xiao saw a fashionable beauty wearing a leather skirt with rivets and a black silk fur coat push the door in. He first praised her, and then asked her to take off the leather skirt in a businesslike manner to prevent the rivets from affecting the effect of the photo.

"Hey sister, what's that bulging in the center of your lower abdomen? Could it be that you got a belly nail?"

Doctor Xiao stared at the camera for a long time, and finally asked.

The beauty said, "It's the rhinestones inlaid on the panties. What's wrong?"

"Well, can you cut it temporarily? Otherwise, it will affect the effect of the film." Dr. Xiao suggested.

"Cut it out?"

The beauty frowned slightly, obviously unwilling.

Dr. Xiao said again: "After you go home, just sew it back on."

"Ok."

The beauty had no choice but to reach in, cruelly tore off the beautiful and shiny rhinestone, and held it tightly in her hand.

"Is it all right? Doctor." She then asked loudly.

"Okay."

Dr. Xiao nodded hesitantly, looked at the camera again, and decided to ask his assistant to hand over the film to the beauty later.

"what is this?"

After a while, Xiao Fang, Dr. Xiao's assistant, stared at the film, full of surprise.

Dr. Xiao rubbed his nose and speculated, "Maybe. It might be that beauty's tampon."

"what?"

Xiao Fang, a single dog, panicked, "Isn't the tampon attached to the underwear? Why is it in her body?"

Dr. Xiao patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Xiao Fang, it doesn't matter if you don't have a girlfriend, but you still have to keep pace with the times."

After finishing speaking, he pushed him to hand over the film to the beautiful woman waiting outside the door.

"Teacher, but you haven't told me why the tampon didn't stick to the underwear, but got into the body?" Xiao Fang asked.

Dr. Xiao supported his forehead, "This is called a built-in tampon. Don't ask any more, go check it out on Du Niang."

After finishing speaking, he gave him a look of "children can't be taught", turned around and returned to his seat, ready to call the next patient in.
In another X-ray room, a young girl walked in tremblingly and asked Dr. Zhao, who was taking the film, if she wanted to take off her shirt.

Dr. Zhao nodded and added, "Take off your underwear, too."

"This"

Hearing this, the girl's small face instantly wrinkled into a broken chrysanthemum. After a fierce ideological struggle, she gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, and hesitated. She took off her underwear several times, and walked stiffly Dr. Zhao stepped forward, "I'm fine."

"I go!"

Dr. Zhao, who had just turned around, was so frightened that he almost uttered obscenities, "Isn't there a protective suit hanging there? Put it on quickly! Hurry up!"

"You didn't say you need to wear protective clothing."

The girl blushed with embarrassment.

Dr. Zhao secretly patted his chest with lingering fear, and whispered: "I was scared to death. I have been single for 27 years. If I suddenly let me watch this, it will kill me!"

To prevent such embarrassing things from happening again, from now on, he will remind all patients who come in for X-rays, regardless of gender: "Don't run around naked, and remember to wear protective clothing. X-rays are a 'double-edged knife'. When a disease is discovered, it can also harm the human body. Wear protective clothing to keep you and me safe."