Medical road ahead
Chapter 209 A Blind Date Between Surgery
"All right."
In the operating room of the anorectal department, after hemorrhoid surgery was performed on the patient, Dr. Bai did not forget to tell him carefully: "Remember to urinate regularly and drink plenty of water. For patients with sacral anesthesia like you, the few days before or just after the sacral anesthesia is released Within hours, if the urination reflex is not sensitive and you do not pay attention to urinating on time, it is very easy to cause urinary retention. Also, if you do not urinate within 8 hours after the operation, and you feel distended pain and swelling in the lower abdomen, it means that urine has already appeared Retention, the only solution is to use hot compresses to promote urination, if this method still does not work, you can only choose sterile catheterization."
"Okay, thank you, Doctor Bai." The patient thanked weakly.
Dr. Bai nodded, and left the rest of the matter to the nurse. He left quickly, returned to the office, changed back to his normal clothes, and walked quickly towards the elevator.
"Hey Xiaobai, where are you going?"
Hu Tu, who passed by him, quickly stopped him and reminded him, "You have another operation at 2 p.m., don't forget."
Dr. Bai raised his hand and glanced at his watch, and said unhurriedly, "There's no time, it's only 11 o'clock."
"Then where are you going?" Hutu asked curiously.
"Blind date."
After a few words, Dr. Bai turned his head and walked into the elevator that just opened.
"Blind date?"
Confused and aggressive, "Is the sun coming out from the west today?"
"Ah!"
Doctor Bai sneezed suddenly, and then he said to himself: "Old Hu must be talking about my blind date behind his back."
In fact, he didn't want to go on a blind date either, but because Qiao Tan caught him holding hands with Dr. Liu in public that day, it quickly spread to Wang Xiaobo, and Wang Xiaobo told the emergency department about it. , Naturally, it was passed into Jin Xue's ears, and after she added fuel and vinegar, it was finally learned by Bai Mama.
After he got home, Bai's mother pulled him and said earnestly: "Whether you like men or women, mother doesn't care, but you can't poach married people's corners, that's against morality."
"Mom, I didn't"
Before Dr. Bai could explain, Mama Bai yelled again, saying that she wanted to introduce him to a boyfriend. He was so frightened that he quickly explained that he was straight, not curvy.
In order to prove his innocence, he had no choice but to agree to the blind date.
"Chi, are you here? Don't be late."
Just as Dr. Bai came downstairs, he received a WeChat reminder from Mama Bai on his mobile phone.
"Soon."
Dr. Bai replied quickly, then got into an online car-hailing car waiting outside the door, and went straight to the place of the blind date—a coffee shop on Chunnan Road.
"I'm not late, it's because the other party is not punctual."
After sitting down by the window, Dr. Bai glanced at his watch, and then scanned the customers in the coffee shop, but he didn't find his blind date.
"Sorry, there is some traffic on the road."
More than ten minutes later, a well-dressed and well-dressed beauty walked in slowly, and immediately recognized Doctor Bai who was drinking coffee, "You are exactly the same as in the photo."
"Because I don't have a beautiful face."
Dr. Bai spoke truthfully, got up and shook hands with the other party politely, and then invited her to take a seat.
While the blind date was ordering food, Dr. Bai quietly sized him up.
After she sat down, she took off her coat and wore a tight dress underneath. At first glance, she had a bumpy figure, but upon closer inspection, Dr. Bai quickly noticed the clues.
This chest is not natural!
Either it's full, or there's something wrong with the breast pad.
He rubbed his chin, recalling her walking posture when she entered the door just now, and finally found out the problem—her peaks did not follow the shaking pattern when she walked, but only slightly fluctuated, just like a pair of Ann Breast prosthesis.
In addition, Dr. Bai also deduced from her slightly weird gait that she might suffer from some kind of gynecological disease.
"Well, the coffee is good."
While Dr. Bai was thinking, the blind date was already sipping a cup of coffee elegantly.
This is how much powder is rubbed!
At this time, Dr. Bai noticed that she had a slight makeup removal phenomenon, and noticed her nasolabial folds, forehead wrinkles, and dark circles under the eyes that even the foundation could not conceal.
Didn't you say you work in a bank, nine to five?Do you like staying up late?
"Are you busy with work?"
Seeing that Dr. Bai didn't follow her opening remarks, she found a new topic.
"Do you smoke?"
Unexpectedly, Doctor Bai actually asked this question.
"Huh? I don't...don't smoke?"
The blind date was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head in panic.
Dr. Bai pointed to her teeth and said, "You have smoke stains on your teeth, and you have wisdom teeth. I suggest you have your wisdom teeth pulled out, and you can have your teeth cleaned by the way."
"How did you know I had wisdom teeth?"
The blind date partner held his right cheek and looked at him suspiciously and curiously.
Dr. Bai explained seriously: "You always roll your tongue out habitually to lick your right cheek. I guess there are probably some food residues hidden between the teeth there, and the reason why there are food residues there is precisely because there are A long crooked end tooth, it not only leaves a large gap between your teeth, but also grows into the jawbone, and the time is not short, it has already caused jaw osteomyelitis, which also causes you to have slight bad breath reason."
"Halitosis?"
Hearing this, the blind date immediately frowned.
"In addition to bad breath, you also have constipation, which is also caused by osteomyelitis of the jaw. Therefore, extracting that crooked wisdom tooth as soon as possible can restore your health." Dr. Bai said.
"correct."
He went on to add: "I can prescribe you some kaiselu to relieve your current constipation problem."
"No, thank you!"
Hearing this, the blind date couldn't stand it anymore, put down the coffee cup heavily, and left angrily.
Seeing this, Dr. Bai just shrugged his shoulders, continued to sip his coffee, and sent a WeChat message to his mother: "The blind date failed, I am not the other party's match."
"Sir, do you want the steak set that the lady ordered just now?"
After a while, the waiter came over with a plate and asked with a frown.
"Yes! Why don't you? Give it to me quickly."
Doctor Bai nodded hastily.
"Then do you want more of the seafood baked rice you ordered?" the waiter asked again.
"Yes, yes!" Doctor Bai nodded sharply.
"Well, please wait a moment."
Seeing him gobbling it up, the waiter couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth.
"Don't eat very full."
After feasting, Dr. Bai stretched comfortably, then paid the bill and returned to the hospital.
"Uh uh."
Just when he returned to the anorectal department and went to the bathroom to take a urinate, he suddenly saw a patient approaching against the wall. He hurried forward to support him and asked, "Do you want to go to the bathroom?"
"Yes! I can't hold it anymore."
That patient was none other than Wu Li.
He frowned and nodded, and as soon as he finished speaking, he farted.
"Have you eaten grilled chicken wings?"
Dr. Bai moved his nose, and found a familiar smell of Kaifeng vegetables in the smell.
"I"
Just as Wu Li was about to answer, there was another fart sound, followed by a yellow stain on the back of the trousers of the hospital gown.
"My God! Go to the toilet."
Seeing this, Doctor Bai yelled that something was wrong, and hurriedly helped him into the men's toilet
In the operating room of the anorectal department, after hemorrhoid surgery was performed on the patient, Dr. Bai did not forget to tell him carefully: "Remember to urinate regularly and drink plenty of water. For patients with sacral anesthesia like you, the few days before or just after the sacral anesthesia is released Within hours, if the urination reflex is not sensitive and you do not pay attention to urinating on time, it is very easy to cause urinary retention. Also, if you do not urinate within 8 hours after the operation, and you feel distended pain and swelling in the lower abdomen, it means that urine has already appeared Retention, the only solution is to use hot compresses to promote urination, if this method still does not work, you can only choose sterile catheterization."
"Okay, thank you, Doctor Bai." The patient thanked weakly.
Dr. Bai nodded, and left the rest of the matter to the nurse. He left quickly, returned to the office, changed back to his normal clothes, and walked quickly towards the elevator.
"Hey Xiaobai, where are you going?"
Hu Tu, who passed by him, quickly stopped him and reminded him, "You have another operation at 2 p.m., don't forget."
Dr. Bai raised his hand and glanced at his watch, and said unhurriedly, "There's no time, it's only 11 o'clock."
"Then where are you going?" Hutu asked curiously.
"Blind date."
After a few words, Dr. Bai turned his head and walked into the elevator that just opened.
"Blind date?"
Confused and aggressive, "Is the sun coming out from the west today?"
"Ah!"
Doctor Bai sneezed suddenly, and then he said to himself: "Old Hu must be talking about my blind date behind his back."
In fact, he didn't want to go on a blind date either, but because Qiao Tan caught him holding hands with Dr. Liu in public that day, it quickly spread to Wang Xiaobo, and Wang Xiaobo told the emergency department about it. , Naturally, it was passed into Jin Xue's ears, and after she added fuel and vinegar, it was finally learned by Bai Mama.
After he got home, Bai's mother pulled him and said earnestly: "Whether you like men or women, mother doesn't care, but you can't poach married people's corners, that's against morality."
"Mom, I didn't"
Before Dr. Bai could explain, Mama Bai yelled again, saying that she wanted to introduce him to a boyfriend. He was so frightened that he quickly explained that he was straight, not curvy.
In order to prove his innocence, he had no choice but to agree to the blind date.
"Chi, are you here? Don't be late."
Just as Dr. Bai came downstairs, he received a WeChat reminder from Mama Bai on his mobile phone.
"Soon."
Dr. Bai replied quickly, then got into an online car-hailing car waiting outside the door, and went straight to the place of the blind date—a coffee shop on Chunnan Road.
"I'm not late, it's because the other party is not punctual."
After sitting down by the window, Dr. Bai glanced at his watch, and then scanned the customers in the coffee shop, but he didn't find his blind date.
"Sorry, there is some traffic on the road."
More than ten minutes later, a well-dressed and well-dressed beauty walked in slowly, and immediately recognized Doctor Bai who was drinking coffee, "You are exactly the same as in the photo."
"Because I don't have a beautiful face."
Dr. Bai spoke truthfully, got up and shook hands with the other party politely, and then invited her to take a seat.
While the blind date was ordering food, Dr. Bai quietly sized him up.
After she sat down, she took off her coat and wore a tight dress underneath. At first glance, she had a bumpy figure, but upon closer inspection, Dr. Bai quickly noticed the clues.
This chest is not natural!
Either it's full, or there's something wrong with the breast pad.
He rubbed his chin, recalling her walking posture when she entered the door just now, and finally found out the problem—her peaks did not follow the shaking pattern when she walked, but only slightly fluctuated, just like a pair of Ann Breast prosthesis.
In addition, Dr. Bai also deduced from her slightly weird gait that she might suffer from some kind of gynecological disease.
"Well, the coffee is good."
While Dr. Bai was thinking, the blind date was already sipping a cup of coffee elegantly.
This is how much powder is rubbed!
At this time, Dr. Bai noticed that she had a slight makeup removal phenomenon, and noticed her nasolabial folds, forehead wrinkles, and dark circles under the eyes that even the foundation could not conceal.
Didn't you say you work in a bank, nine to five?Do you like staying up late?
"Are you busy with work?"
Seeing that Dr. Bai didn't follow her opening remarks, she found a new topic.
"Do you smoke?"
Unexpectedly, Doctor Bai actually asked this question.
"Huh? I don't...don't smoke?"
The blind date was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head in panic.
Dr. Bai pointed to her teeth and said, "You have smoke stains on your teeth, and you have wisdom teeth. I suggest you have your wisdom teeth pulled out, and you can have your teeth cleaned by the way."
"How did you know I had wisdom teeth?"
The blind date partner held his right cheek and looked at him suspiciously and curiously.
Dr. Bai explained seriously: "You always roll your tongue out habitually to lick your right cheek. I guess there are probably some food residues hidden between the teeth there, and the reason why there are food residues there is precisely because there are A long crooked end tooth, it not only leaves a large gap between your teeth, but also grows into the jawbone, and the time is not short, it has already caused jaw osteomyelitis, which also causes you to have slight bad breath reason."
"Halitosis?"
Hearing this, the blind date immediately frowned.
"In addition to bad breath, you also have constipation, which is also caused by osteomyelitis of the jaw. Therefore, extracting that crooked wisdom tooth as soon as possible can restore your health." Dr. Bai said.
"correct."
He went on to add: "I can prescribe you some kaiselu to relieve your current constipation problem."
"No, thank you!"
Hearing this, the blind date couldn't stand it anymore, put down the coffee cup heavily, and left angrily.
Seeing this, Dr. Bai just shrugged his shoulders, continued to sip his coffee, and sent a WeChat message to his mother: "The blind date failed, I am not the other party's match."
"Sir, do you want the steak set that the lady ordered just now?"
After a while, the waiter came over with a plate and asked with a frown.
"Yes! Why don't you? Give it to me quickly."
Doctor Bai nodded hastily.
"Then do you want more of the seafood baked rice you ordered?" the waiter asked again.
"Yes, yes!" Doctor Bai nodded sharply.
"Well, please wait a moment."
Seeing him gobbling it up, the waiter couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth.
"Don't eat very full."
After feasting, Dr. Bai stretched comfortably, then paid the bill and returned to the hospital.
"Uh uh."
Just when he returned to the anorectal department and went to the bathroom to take a urinate, he suddenly saw a patient approaching against the wall. He hurried forward to support him and asked, "Do you want to go to the bathroom?"
"Yes! I can't hold it anymore."
That patient was none other than Wu Li.
He frowned and nodded, and as soon as he finished speaking, he farted.
"Have you eaten grilled chicken wings?"
Dr. Bai moved his nose, and found a familiar smell of Kaifeng vegetables in the smell.
"I"
Just as Wu Li was about to answer, there was another fart sound, followed by a yellow stain on the back of the trousers of the hospital gown.
"My God! Go to the toilet."
Seeing this, Doctor Bai yelled that something was wrong, and hurriedly helped him into the men's toilet
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