Medical road ahead
Chapter 63 Immortals Can Get Hemorrhoids
"That... I don't have any opinion on Dr. Hu, nor do I have any prejudice against female doctors. I'm just... just embarrassed."
After going through various procedures and preparing to leave the hospital, Chen Qing, who came for the preoperative examination the next day, explained to Nurse Shao who saw her off.
"Don't worry, Dr. Hu won't mind."
Nurse Shao patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, and told him some pre-operative precautions, as well as the items he needed to bring to the hospital.
Afterwards, she returned to the anorectal department and said to Hutu, "It's done, the young man will come to draw blood tomorrow morning."
"Well, I'm sorry to trouble you." Hutu nodded.
"Hu Da, you are not in the right state today. Could it be that you have been looking at Director Luo's old face for too long, and suddenly you see a young man with a handsome face and you are not calm?"
Nurse Shao looked at her and asked narrowly.
"certainly not!"
Hu Tu immediately denied, "Chen Qing is indeed handsome, but he is too handsome, like a fairy walking down from a painting. At first glance, he doesn't look like a living person."
"Pfft! You despise me for being immortal?" Nurse Shao laughed.
Hu Tu pouted, noncommittal, walked to his office, called Qin Xiao again, and asked him where he drove
Chen Qing was pushed into the operating room on the second day after the preoperative examination. Before the operation, Nurse Shao gave him an enema with Kaisailu and asked him to clean himself first.
During this period, he not only emptied his stomach, but also pulled out several hemorrhoids by the way.
"If I had known that Kaiseru was so useful, I should have bought it and tried it, so I wouldn't have to go to the point of using a knife."
Looking at those big and hard hemorrhoids, Chen Qing had mixed feelings.
"Ah! There are so many hemorrhoids?"
Nurse Shao, who came to check the excrement, covered her mouth and exclaimed when she saw the hemorrhoids, and called Hu Tu to watch together, "Dr. Hu, look."
"Uh" is not enough, is it?
Seeing the two of them staring at his hemorrhoids as if looking at something rare, Chen Qing twitched the corners of his mouth, embarrassed and speechless.
"Hey! Your situation is far more serious than I expected."
After a while, Hu Tu turned to look at him, first frowned and shook his head, then gave him a thumbs up, "You can really stand up, it's like this, and you can drag it out for a year or two, I really doubt that you are a steel butt warrior."
"Strong ass warrior?" Chen Qing twitched the corner of his mouth again.
"Nurse Shao, since Mr. Chen's condition is more serious, we can advance his surgery rank and we can't delay it any longer."
Then, Hu Tu gave instructions to Nurse Shao with a straight face, and the latter also turned straight and made arrangements quickly.
"Can you take anesthesia?"
Twenty minutes later, Chen Qing lay on the operating table, turning his head and begging Hu Tu.
"Afraid of pain?" Hutu asked.
"It's not that I'm afraid of pain, but I'm worried that when I get nervous, I will make some unpredictable behaviors." Chen Qing said truthfully.
"For example, throwing a fist at me?" Hutu raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile.
"Eh, I can't tell. In short, please give me general anesthesia, Dr. Hu." Chen Qing begged again.
"can."
Hu Tu nodded, and said again: "However, this time, you need to pay more."
"Doctor Hu, are you sure it's under general anesthesia? Why am I still conscious?"
After the general anesthesia passed, Chen Qing moved his fingers, questioning and asking.
Hu Tu glanced at his watch and said, "Wait a minute, it won't be that fast, but you should try to relax as much as possible, otherwise, the effect of the medicine will be delayed."
"Okay, I relax."
Chen Qing nodded slightly, but he gritted his teeth and said.
Aware of his nervousness, Hu Tu immediately looked for a topic to divert his attention, "You say you are a programmer, but why aren't you bald?"
"Ha! Do programmers have to be bald?" Chen Qing asked with a smile.
"No, except for your thick black hair, other places don't look like they are programmed." Hu Tu said.
"What are you doing? Playing the piano?" Chen Qing was curious.
"Like a star, or the kind that specializes in fairy tales."
"Xian Xia drama?"
"Has anyone said you look like Han Xiangzi?"
"Han Xiangzi? Who is it?"
Listening to Hutu's slow voice, Chen Qing's consciousness gradually became chaotic.
"One of the immortals in Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea is a handsome young man just like you. Of course, you are already 30, so you are not considered a young man, Mr. Chen? Chen Qing?"
Finding that Chen Qing no longer responded, and the sound of breathing became heavier, like a snoring sound, Hu Tu leaned over to check, and saw that the eyelashes covering his lower eyelids were trembling slightly, like a butterfly about to spread its wings.
"It's really handsome and delicate, like a fairy."
Hu Tu smiled, relaxed his movements, and prepared for the operation, "However, gods can also get hemorrhoids."
"You and Director Liu will make fun of me!"
Qiao Tan touched his red envelope, wrinkled his nose and complained, then looked at Qin Xiao's tired face, and asked softly, "Director Qin, why are you here?"
"I'll pick you up and Director Liu back."
Qin Xiao responded softly, and stepped forward to check her injuries, "Bumped into the glass door?"
"Ah."
Qiao Tan nodded with a blushing face, facing Qin Xiao's hot air on top of his head, his dull hair stood on end again.
Qin Xiao Jieyi stretched out his hand to stroke the dull hair, and asked again: "How is the situation of Director Liu?"
"I've woken up. There is a slight bruise on the frontal bone. It's not serious. I'll take you to see her."
Qiao Tan lowered his eyes and led Qin Xiao to the ward where Liu Yaxiu was.
"How could there be a mudslide?"
On the way, Qin Xiao asked Qiao Tan about their distress
"Doctor Qiao, from the side, you really look like a black-haired birthday boy."
After visiting Liu Yaxiu, Qiao Tan took Qin Xiao to a restaurant near the hospital for dinner. Perhaps seeing that both of them were fine, Qin Xiao finally lost his heart and couldn't help but continue to take the bag on Qiao Tan's head. Come on kidding.
"Director Qin, drink your soup!"
Qiao Tan scooped up a bowl of hot soup and pushed it in front of Qin Xiao.
"Do you know why birthday stars have bags on their foreheads?"
Qin Xiao picked up the soup bowl and asked Qiao Tan.
"It must have been bitten by a mosquito." Qiao Tan replied indiscriminately.
"It was beaten out by the Queen Mother." Qin Xiao said.
"Ah? Why is the queen mother celebrating her birthday?" Qiao Tan was surprised.
"Because he did something bad."
Qin Xiao blew on the hot air, drank a few sips of the soup in the bowl, and then slowly talked about the origin of the "birthday bag".
"Originally, the old birthday star didn't have a bag on his head. One year, he went to the Queen Mother's flat peach banquet. After getting drunk, he plucked off two peach branches in the flat peach garden and stole them, intending to take them back and grow them to eat.
On the way back, a peach branch accidentally fell out of his sleeve and fell into the world.At this time, when someone got married, the two peach branches said: "Why don't we get married too." ’ So, the peach branches turned into a man and a woman and went down to earth to get married.
After the old birthday star sobered up, he realized that he had made a big mistake, and hurriedly pleaded guilty to the Queen Mother.The Queen Mother was furious, and hit him hard on the head with a walking stick, and a big bag came out.
Later, the Queen Mother sent heavenly soldiers and generals to capture the two peach branches, but they just wanted to stay in the mortal world, and their bodies were contaminated with the vulgarity of the mortal world. The gas kicked off.
Since then, the two peach branches have ceased to be human beings, and have become two peach trees, blooming and bearing fruit to benefit the world. "
"The queen mother is too domineering. I really hate the gods in our ancient mythology, especially the ones with high positions and powers."
After listening to it, Qiao Tan was indignant.
"But it is because of her domineering behavior that we have peaches in this world." Qin Xiao said with a smile.
"I won't thank her anyway."
Qiao Tan pouted and snorted.
"Then will you thank me?"
Qin Xiao turned his head to look at her, his eyes flickered slightly, and he smiled softly.
"Well, thank you for coming to pick us up day and night. I am very touched, huh?"
Before Qiao Tan finished speaking from the bottom of his heart, he saw Qin Xiao leaning his head on his shoulder and dozing off.
"I dare not move now."
Qiao Tan laughed dumbfounded, not daring to move, for fear of waking up the exhausted Qin Xiao
After going through various procedures and preparing to leave the hospital, Chen Qing, who came for the preoperative examination the next day, explained to Nurse Shao who saw her off.
"Don't worry, Dr. Hu won't mind."
Nurse Shao patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, and told him some pre-operative precautions, as well as the items he needed to bring to the hospital.
Afterwards, she returned to the anorectal department and said to Hutu, "It's done, the young man will come to draw blood tomorrow morning."
"Well, I'm sorry to trouble you." Hutu nodded.
"Hu Da, you are not in the right state today. Could it be that you have been looking at Director Luo's old face for too long, and suddenly you see a young man with a handsome face and you are not calm?"
Nurse Shao looked at her and asked narrowly.
"certainly not!"
Hu Tu immediately denied, "Chen Qing is indeed handsome, but he is too handsome, like a fairy walking down from a painting. At first glance, he doesn't look like a living person."
"Pfft! You despise me for being immortal?" Nurse Shao laughed.
Hu Tu pouted, noncommittal, walked to his office, called Qin Xiao again, and asked him where he drove
Chen Qing was pushed into the operating room on the second day after the preoperative examination. Before the operation, Nurse Shao gave him an enema with Kaisailu and asked him to clean himself first.
During this period, he not only emptied his stomach, but also pulled out several hemorrhoids by the way.
"If I had known that Kaiseru was so useful, I should have bought it and tried it, so I wouldn't have to go to the point of using a knife."
Looking at those big and hard hemorrhoids, Chen Qing had mixed feelings.
"Ah! There are so many hemorrhoids?"
Nurse Shao, who came to check the excrement, covered her mouth and exclaimed when she saw the hemorrhoids, and called Hu Tu to watch together, "Dr. Hu, look."
"Uh" is not enough, is it?
Seeing the two of them staring at his hemorrhoids as if looking at something rare, Chen Qing twitched the corners of his mouth, embarrassed and speechless.
"Hey! Your situation is far more serious than I expected."
After a while, Hu Tu turned to look at him, first frowned and shook his head, then gave him a thumbs up, "You can really stand up, it's like this, and you can drag it out for a year or two, I really doubt that you are a steel butt warrior."
"Strong ass warrior?" Chen Qing twitched the corner of his mouth again.
"Nurse Shao, since Mr. Chen's condition is more serious, we can advance his surgery rank and we can't delay it any longer."
Then, Hu Tu gave instructions to Nurse Shao with a straight face, and the latter also turned straight and made arrangements quickly.
"Can you take anesthesia?"
Twenty minutes later, Chen Qing lay on the operating table, turning his head and begging Hu Tu.
"Afraid of pain?" Hutu asked.
"It's not that I'm afraid of pain, but I'm worried that when I get nervous, I will make some unpredictable behaviors." Chen Qing said truthfully.
"For example, throwing a fist at me?" Hutu raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile.
"Eh, I can't tell. In short, please give me general anesthesia, Dr. Hu." Chen Qing begged again.
"can."
Hu Tu nodded, and said again: "However, this time, you need to pay more."
"Doctor Hu, are you sure it's under general anesthesia? Why am I still conscious?"
After the general anesthesia passed, Chen Qing moved his fingers, questioning and asking.
Hu Tu glanced at his watch and said, "Wait a minute, it won't be that fast, but you should try to relax as much as possible, otherwise, the effect of the medicine will be delayed."
"Okay, I relax."
Chen Qing nodded slightly, but he gritted his teeth and said.
Aware of his nervousness, Hu Tu immediately looked for a topic to divert his attention, "You say you are a programmer, but why aren't you bald?"
"Ha! Do programmers have to be bald?" Chen Qing asked with a smile.
"No, except for your thick black hair, other places don't look like they are programmed." Hu Tu said.
"What are you doing? Playing the piano?" Chen Qing was curious.
"Like a star, or the kind that specializes in fairy tales."
"Xian Xia drama?"
"Has anyone said you look like Han Xiangzi?"
"Han Xiangzi? Who is it?"
Listening to Hutu's slow voice, Chen Qing's consciousness gradually became chaotic.
"One of the immortals in Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea is a handsome young man just like you. Of course, you are already 30, so you are not considered a young man, Mr. Chen? Chen Qing?"
Finding that Chen Qing no longer responded, and the sound of breathing became heavier, like a snoring sound, Hu Tu leaned over to check, and saw that the eyelashes covering his lower eyelids were trembling slightly, like a butterfly about to spread its wings.
"It's really handsome and delicate, like a fairy."
Hu Tu smiled, relaxed his movements, and prepared for the operation, "However, gods can also get hemorrhoids."
"You and Director Liu will make fun of me!"
Qiao Tan touched his red envelope, wrinkled his nose and complained, then looked at Qin Xiao's tired face, and asked softly, "Director Qin, why are you here?"
"I'll pick you up and Director Liu back."
Qin Xiao responded softly, and stepped forward to check her injuries, "Bumped into the glass door?"
"Ah."
Qiao Tan nodded with a blushing face, facing Qin Xiao's hot air on top of his head, his dull hair stood on end again.
Qin Xiao Jieyi stretched out his hand to stroke the dull hair, and asked again: "How is the situation of Director Liu?"
"I've woken up. There is a slight bruise on the frontal bone. It's not serious. I'll take you to see her."
Qiao Tan lowered his eyes and led Qin Xiao to the ward where Liu Yaxiu was.
"How could there be a mudslide?"
On the way, Qin Xiao asked Qiao Tan about their distress
"Doctor Qiao, from the side, you really look like a black-haired birthday boy."
After visiting Liu Yaxiu, Qiao Tan took Qin Xiao to a restaurant near the hospital for dinner. Perhaps seeing that both of them were fine, Qin Xiao finally lost his heart and couldn't help but continue to take the bag on Qiao Tan's head. Come on kidding.
"Director Qin, drink your soup!"
Qiao Tan scooped up a bowl of hot soup and pushed it in front of Qin Xiao.
"Do you know why birthday stars have bags on their foreheads?"
Qin Xiao picked up the soup bowl and asked Qiao Tan.
"It must have been bitten by a mosquito." Qiao Tan replied indiscriminately.
"It was beaten out by the Queen Mother." Qin Xiao said.
"Ah? Why is the queen mother celebrating her birthday?" Qiao Tan was surprised.
"Because he did something bad."
Qin Xiao blew on the hot air, drank a few sips of the soup in the bowl, and then slowly talked about the origin of the "birthday bag".
"Originally, the old birthday star didn't have a bag on his head. One year, he went to the Queen Mother's flat peach banquet. After getting drunk, he plucked off two peach branches in the flat peach garden and stole them, intending to take them back and grow them to eat.
On the way back, a peach branch accidentally fell out of his sleeve and fell into the world.At this time, when someone got married, the two peach branches said: "Why don't we get married too." ’ So, the peach branches turned into a man and a woman and went down to earth to get married.
After the old birthday star sobered up, he realized that he had made a big mistake, and hurriedly pleaded guilty to the Queen Mother.The Queen Mother was furious, and hit him hard on the head with a walking stick, and a big bag came out.
Later, the Queen Mother sent heavenly soldiers and generals to capture the two peach branches, but they just wanted to stay in the mortal world, and their bodies were contaminated with the vulgarity of the mortal world. The gas kicked off.
Since then, the two peach branches have ceased to be human beings, and have become two peach trees, blooming and bearing fruit to benefit the world. "
"The queen mother is too domineering. I really hate the gods in our ancient mythology, especially the ones with high positions and powers."
After listening to it, Qiao Tan was indignant.
"But it is because of her domineering behavior that we have peaches in this world." Qin Xiao said with a smile.
"I won't thank her anyway."
Qiao Tan pouted and snorted.
"Then will you thank me?"
Qin Xiao turned his head to look at her, his eyes flickered slightly, and he smiled softly.
"Well, thank you for coming to pick us up day and night. I am very touched, huh?"
Before Qiao Tan finished speaking from the bottom of his heart, he saw Qin Xiao leaning his head on his shoulder and dozing off.
"I dare not move now."
Qiao Tan laughed dumbfounded, not daring to move, for fear of waking up the exhausted Qin Xiao
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