The Peerless God of War of the Female President

Kunlun domain, Mount Everest.

A little boy about seven or eight years old was running all the way in a panic.

The little boy held a handful of flowers of different colors in his hand, and while running, he stuffed the flowers into his mouth and chewed a few mouthfuls from time to time.

"Brat! Stop! If you run again, I will tell your mother to go!"

An old man with gray hair and wearing a Taoist robe shouted out of breath while running.

However, the little boy showed no sign of fear at all. Instead, he stopped and made a face at the old man, then turned around and shook his little butt at the old man.

"Come on, come and catch me!"

In the icy and snowy world of Mt. Everest, the little boy was only wearing thin clothes, not even shoes on his feet, and ran with his bare feet between the high mountains.

"Smelly, brat, do you know what you are eating?"

"Of course I know!"

The little boy looked at the remaining flowers in his hand proudly, pointed to one of the few treasures and said, "This one is called Candleheart, it blooms every 50 years and bears fruit in three days, and the fruit needs to be harvested within an hour after maturity Pick it up, otherwise Jiujiang will fall to the ground and turn into mud. The medicinal property is slightly cold, and after picking up the flowers and processing them, it has the effect of removing putrefaction and promoting muscle growth.”

"This one is called Jiulong Yuanyang Fruit, but it hasn't produced fruit yet, so it can only be called Jiulong Yuanyang Flower. The flower has no effect, but it tastes super sweet!"

"There is also this one, called Zizhuling. Its fruit has the effect of dredging the meridians, but the flowers are also useless. It tastes sour and refreshing."

"Oh! You little prodigal son, my herbs are all superb!"

The old Taoist was beating his chest and feet angrily by the little boy, with a look of grief and indignation.

"Fifth Master, you, are you crying?"

After all, the little boy is a child at heart, and he seemed a little worried when he saw the old way.

"Oh... I can't live, all my hard work is in vain... I just die!"

The old Taoist cried and shouted, and then walked directly to the edge of a cliff, making a gesture of jumping off the cliff.

"Fifth Master! I was wrong, so don't jump! At worst, I'll pay you for it!"

"I'm not alive anymore, I, I'd better die!"

After the old Taoist finished speaking, he took a few steps back suddenly, and then ran towards the cliff with an accelerated run.

"Fifth Master!"

The little boy yelled, stretched his two slender legs on the ground, his whole body was like a cannonball, and shot out to the old Taoist on the spot.

whoosh-

Just one second before Lao Dao's body was about to jump off the cliff, the little boy happened to appear on the route of Lao Dao's cliff jumping, and he could be knocked away in the next second.

"hey-hey……"

A sly smile suddenly appeared on the corner of the old Taoist mouth, and then he waved his big hand, and his body swirled in the air abruptly, holding the little boy firmly under his armpit, and landed firmly on the edge of the cliff.

The little boy was caught under the armpit by the old Taoist, kicking his feet in the air, but he still refused to admit defeat.

"Fifth Master! You are cheating! You are bullying a child, I will go back and tell my sister! Let her never go to your class again!"

"Hey, little dog leftover, let's see where you go now! I'll lock you up in the alchemy room for ten days and half a month. Let's see if you have any chance to report to your sister!"

The old man held the little boy in his arms, and started to gallop across the mountains and snowfields, but if you look closely, you will find that the old man's feet hardly occupy the ground, and even the snow on the ground did not fly up after flying.

"Fifth Master, can we discuss it?"

The little boy seemed to have a soft attitude, and his tone was not as hard as before.

"Hmph! I'm not going to be fooled by you! Do you think I don't know about the fact that you lied to Master Seven last time?"

"Oh, don't listen to Master Seven's nonsense, I didn't lie to him at all, what I taught him is really a peerless body training secret book!"

"Come on, you, your mother has already said that the set of nonsense body training secrets you taught Lao Qi is basically the yoga practiced by women in the world! You still have to have your master Qi stick out a big ass every day, like a—"

"Hey, fifth master, stop, I'm still underage! If you dare to poison my young heart, I'll tell the master!"

"Can I still poison you? It's fine if you don't poison me! Anyway, if you are caught by me this time, don't try to get away with it!"

"Woo... sister, fifth master bullied me, help me!"

Seeing that the old man didn't listen to the discussion, the little boy simply opened his voice and cried loudly. The voice sounded up and down, very rhythmic.

"Little dog, don't pretend to be pitiful! I won't believe your crocodile tears!"

"Sister, help me, Master Fifth is bullying children..."

The young boy's immature voice has lasted for a long time in this vast snow field, but it has become stronger and stronger.

"Stinky boy, if your master knows, you will use the Vajra Roar he taught you to ask your sister for help, and you will be so angry!"

"Then let me down, and I won't shout!"

"Let you down, don't even think about it! You stole my herbs this time, I will never forgive you!"

"Fifth Master, I'm not begging you for mercy, but giving you reasonable advice!"

"Damn! You are thicker than your father was back then! Begging for mercy is just begging for mercy, what advice do you have?"

The little boy rolled his eyes and said solemnly: "Fifth Master, you are wrong to think so, let me ask you, did the master say that the six masters should teach me all the skills of each of you? "

"Yeah! Is there a problem with that?"

"Let me ask you again, did the master say that when I was a teacher, whoever I didn't learn the skills, the master will punish him for ten years, right?"

"That's true, but you've already learned a lot about my skills, and you still have eight years to become a teacher! What else will you not learn by then?"

"So you don't have to worry about teaching me, and you just tinker with your flowers and plants every day, making alchemy, right?"

"This... alchemy is my job! What's wrong?"

"Wrong, fifth master, you are very wrong!"

The little boy made a heartbroken expression and said, "Think about it, what is the most important thing for a cultivator?"

"Yes... Hey, are you the master or am I the master? Why are you still testing me?"

"I'm not testing you, but to remind you to return to the right path!"

The old Taoist laughed angrily at the little boy: "Hehe, when did I deviate from the right way?"

"Our Kunlun Patriarch said in the "Kunlun Daojing", 'Dan Ding together, can only assist in the practice, must not be addicted to it, future generations of disciples should remember.' You haven't read this classic, have you?"

"Of course I've read it, but I'm not addicted to alchemy! These elixirs are all used by disciples to assist in their cultivation, how can they be regarded as obsessed?"

"Look, if you're not obsessed, why would you chase your young and inexperienced apprentice and run for two hundred miles on the snow field just to catch me and beat me up?"

"I--"

The old man couldn't laugh or cry because of the little boy's anger, so he stopped and put him down.

"Stinky boy, tell me, how should we deal with this matter?"

The little boy turned his eyes, walked to the old Taoist with a smile, and said softly: "My dad is breaking through the peak of the saint realm these days, I think he writes and draws in his notebook every day, it seems to be some experience or something. , Why don’t I steal it for you to see? Please refer to it, and when you break through to the Saint Realm in the future, it won’t be so difficult.”

The veteran looked at the little boy suspiciously: "Really?"

"Of course it's true, can I still lie to you?"

"Well, I will spare you this time, but you have to replant the herbs you ate when you go back!"

When the little boy heard that he was fine, he immediately smiled: "Don't worry, you! It's all right!"

"Also, you can't complain to your elder sister Sichen. I'm currently sorting out "The King of Medicine", and I can't do it without her help!"

"Don't worry, don't you know how strict my mouth is? I will never say it!"

"Okay, let's go! Go back and plant medicine for me!"

"Good!"

After the two people, one old and one young, finished speaking, Qi Qi jumped up, and after a few jumps, he disappeared into the vast snow field.

Ten minutes later, two people wearing winter clothing and a full set of climbing equipment appeared on the edge of the cliff.

"Ran Ran, did you read it wrong? There isn't even a footprint here, it doesn't look like anyone has been here at all."