The Peerless God of War of the Female President

Faced with Yang Chen's repeated ridicule, Fang Fang didn't dare to refute a word, and tried her best to maintain a smile on her face.

"Professor Mu, I really humbly ask you for advice, please give me some knowledge about jade..."

"Oh, I see!"

Yang Chen stroked his chin, and took a deep look at Fang Fang.

How could an old fritter like Fang Fang not be able to understand Yang Chen's eyes, and immediately said to A Qing: "A Qing, go and serve tea to Professor Mu!"

"Yes!"

The so-called "shangcha" is actually a jargon on the road, which means "tea money".

When Ah Qing came out from behind the counter again, he held a tray covered with a red cloth in his hand, and held it in front of Yang Chen respectfully.

Yang Chen gave Zuo Ran a wink, and the latter immediately walked over and took a look at the red cloth, only to see two gleaming gold bars on the tray.

"Twelve and one, two."

Yang Chen nodded, and Zuo Ran retreated behind Yang Chen with two gold bars.

"cough--"

Yang Chen cleared his throat, held his head high, put one hand behind his back, and put on a full scholarly demeanor.

"Miss Fang, you are in the jewelry business, and you are an amateur in opening your store in such a remote place. Your store is just for cheating tourists and earning some black-hearted money by buying and selling, right? "

"Uh, Professor Mu, I also want to open in the city, but I don't have the ability!"

Fang Fang said with a smile: "You just said that there are emeralds in the scraps I brought in, did you lie to me?"

Yang Chen's face instantly pulled down: "What do you mean by that? Are you doubting my professionalism?"

"That's not what I meant. I mean, those leftovers are bought from some jade processing factories in the south. How can there be emeralds in it?"

"An outsider is an outsider."

Yang Chen looked at Fang Fang with disdain: "Professional people do professional things. In the eyes of you, a layman, the scraps they sell should be rubbish, right?"

"Is not it?"

"Then let me ask you, a furniture factory that makes mahogany furniture, is the mahogany leftovers sold garbage?"

"This, it should be..."

"It's a fart!"

Yang Chen said unceremoniously: "In the eyes of a layman like you, that might be rubbish, but in the eyes of an insider, it's all treasure! Those leftovers can be made into rosary beads and bracelets. If you find a monk to recite a few scriptures Wen, it’s the so-called consecration magic weapon, its value can be multiplied by dozens of times every minute, do you understand?”

Fang Fang made an expression of sudden realization: "You are so right! Although those things are rubbish to them, they are treasures to us, right?"

"Finally, I haven't reached the point of being stupid."

Yang Chen glanced at Fang Fang and said: "I took your tea money today, if I don't teach you something, it won't make sense, how about this, you take out all your goods, and I'll pick and choose for you, and give you an estimate. price."

Fang Fang's words hit Fang Fang's heart, and he immediately said to Ah Qing: "Go quickly, take out all the goods we bought, and give Professor Mu the palm of his hand!"

"okay!"

Ah Qing quickly ran to the back, and soon came back with two colored striped woven bags, and put them directly on the counter.

"It's all here!"

Yang Chen pointed to the counter: "It's all poured out, what do you think?"

"Oh well!"

wow-

The contents of the woven bag were all dumped on the counter. They were all small pendants, earrings and other small jade pieces without red threads, and some of them were even stained with mud.

Yang Chen turned over the pile of small items expressionlessly, and asked, "Miss Fang, can you tell me where these items were purchased?"

"Southwest, a jade factory near the border."

"How much did it cost in total?"

"Uh, about 1 yuan!"

Yang Chen smiled and said: "There are at least two or three thousand pieces of these things, and you spent 1 yuan, which means that the cost is about two or three yuan, and then you just blackmail someone for two or three thousand yuan, a full thousand times profits,"

Fang Fang also smiled and said, "I still think their purchase price is high!"

"In other words, you have such a high profit, what knowledge do you need to learn about jade? If you keep doing this, you will become a rich man in a short time."

"Professor Mu, to tell you the truth, it's risky and immoral for me to do this. I can't do it for a long time. I just want to make some quick money in the short term. When I save enough money, I will go abroad to do jade business."

"oh, I see!"

Yang Chen pondered for a while and said: "You gave two gold bars, which is already much higher than your purchase cost. Even if there are scraps of emeralds here, it's not worth you to pay for two gold bars. Come on, what do you want? What am I doing?"

"Hey, as expected of a professor, this vision is different!"

"Okay, don't talk about these useless things, just talk about it!"

"I want Professor Mu to find some past objects that can be seen in this pile of things, and then give me a few appraisal certificates. This small matter should not be difficult for you, right?"

After Yang Chen listened, he let out a sneer: "You really know how to do business, isn't it clear that you want to touch my porcelain? Do you know how much my appraisal fee is? Just two gold bars, let me give it to you." Did you issue the testimonial, are you out of your mind?"

"Professor Mu, just because I am also a cultural person, please help me! I invested all my wealth in order to open this store. If I can't make money in a short time, I have no chance. !"

"Then how did you earn all your wealth?"

"Write some articles and sell them to foreign media!"

"Write what?"

"Well, diary or something, anyway, as long as it can blacken Xia Kingdom, I will write it!"

As soon as Fang Fang finished speaking, Zuo Ran couldn't help spitting loudly: "Bah——"

"Didn't you pick up the bowl to eat and put down the chopsticks to scold your mother? You are a big traitor!"

Fang Fang squeezed out a smile in embarrassment: "Little girl, don't make it so serious. I scolded you because of my deep love. I'm a patriot——"

"I bah! I bah bah!"

This time, not only Zuo Ran, but even Su Mengqi couldn't bear it anymore, pointing at Fang Fang and said, "Do you dare to make your pancake face bigger? Make it thicker? Doesn't your face blush when you say such things? Come out." If you don’t hold up a lightning rod when you see people, aren’t you afraid of being struck by lightning?”

Fang Fang couldn't hold back from being scolded by the two women, and said displeasedly: "I'm talking business with Professor Mu now, you can go to my Weibo to comment on this kind of academic matter, I don't discuss this topic offline !"

"Okay, I'll search your Weibo right now!"

Zuo Ran snorted coldly and said: "Forget it, sister-in-law, you definitely dare not comment on Weibo for this kind of thing, don't waste your energy searching."

Fang Fang pretended not to hear what the two women said, and continued to say to Yang Chen: "Professor Mu, in fact, I'm a cultural hooligan to put it bluntly, and the things I wrote are nothing more than to cheat a few manuscript fees, and I can't count them."

Yang Chen nodded, "Since you are so sincere, then I'll issue you some certificates of appraisal, but I don't have the text on me, do you have any?"

When he heard that Yang Chen was going to issue a certificate of appraisal for himself, Fang Fang's big face immediately burst into laughter: "Yes, for our business, this thing is always in stock, and there are many blank ones!"

Sure enough, Fang Fang quickly asked someone to bring a stack of blank appraisal certificates and put them on the counter.

Yang Chen picked up the pen, hesitated for a moment, then put it back, frowned and said: "In your pile of goods, there are almost no outstanding ones. If I just drive it out like this, I'm afraid it will ruin my reputation in the future!"

Fang Fang rolled her eyes and said in a low voice: "I have a way. You can open the certificate of authenticity. The following signature, when you sign it, you deliberately underwrite it, and then we will take a group photo together with the certificate of authenticity. Just hang it in the store, isn't it all right?"

Yang Chen pondered for a while, and then showed a meaningful smile: "As expected of being a cunning old man, this move is really good!"

"Then, Professor Mu, do you agree?"

"Well, I agree!"

Zuo Ran anxiously dissuaded him from the side: "No! Professor Mu, you can't write this for him! Isn't this helping her to deceive more people?"

"Shut up! Are you a professor, or am I a professor? Don't you understand the principle of collecting people's money and eliminating disasters for others? Go and stay!"

Zuo Ran showed an aggrieved expression, and silently stood beside Su Mengqi.

Su Mengqi saw a sly look from Zuo Ran's eyes, and she immediately understood that this girl is a dramatist, and she is crazy about adding drama to herself!