Rely on a beautiful female president

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"Do you want to learn about going to hell?"

Zheng Moyu squinted at Luo Chuchu: "Then let me give you a suggestion, do you want to hear it?"

"What suggestion? Say it quickly."

"Use all your strengths to make Fang Chen fall in love with you first, and then you die, maybe he will treat you like that girl... For you, go to hell!"

heard.

Luo Chuchu lowered her head, with a shy face: "Is it okay? He likes girls like me??"

"Well, I like it, but I suggest you again, dye this white hair into black hair first, giggling..."

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Little Three Realms Hell.

The wind is blowing, blowing the cold moonlight.

The sky is bright and the moon is bright, but it is like a dead spirit day and night.

The air flowing around was filled with fierce and fierce aura. Once it invaded the body, he would surely die without a burial. Of course, these fierce and fierce auras were nothing to Fang Chen, because he had an invincible golden body.

"Zhang Ying, do you know that although I have been reincarnated for nine thousand lives, this is the first time I have stepped into the underworld of the Small Three Realms. After all, I have crossed the underworld here and directly reached an agreement with the Dao of Heaven."

While flying in the air, Fang Chen said to Zhang Ying on his back, but she couldn't hear her, her cute little head was pressed against his back tightly, like a sleeping child.

"Hey... If you can wake up at this moment, it would be nice to surprise me."

He sighed: "Suddenly I really want to sing you a song to express my mood at the moment... Come and listen to it, and comment on whether it is good or not."

Subsequently.

He sang aloud and hummed:
"Tianji Langyue doesn't want to look at it..."

"Tianji Langyue doesn't want to look at it..."

"The bright moon emits light, and the dark wind blows willow alley."

"It's a female ghost looking for Ai Lang"

"Who wants to love you, the ghostly bride"

"Accompanying female ghosts, secretly praying to the moonlight late at night"

"The bright moon spits out the light, and the ghosts sway in the wind"

"The night is darker, the fog is colder, the wandering soul is everywhere, and the road is quiet"

"Looking for a substitute, the wind blows the cold moonlight"

"Her eyes, her eyes"

"Like a star shining"

"See, see, see, see, panic..."

"Her eyes, her eyes"

"Like a star shining"

"I see, I see, I see, I feel even more flustered..."

"The sky is bright and the moon is not willing to look"

"The bright moon emits light, the night is darker and the fog is colder in the wind of evil spirits, wandering souls roam all over the place, looking for a lover on a quiet road..."

After singing a song, I feel sad and sad.

The corners of Fang Chen's eyes became moist again, and he smiled slightly:
"Does it sound good, Zhang Ying?"

"Please give me a comment. Although this lyrics is a reference to the story of the female ghost in "Mr. Stiff", I think it is very similar to the little things between us, so I sing it for you. ..."

Unknowingly...

Fang Chen carried Zhang Ying, who was fragrant and jaded, and saw in the distance, in front of a tombstone that towered into the sky!

This tombstone is called the Tombstone of Hell—

It is the only way to the ten halls of Yama and the eighteen hells——

And there is already a long queue in front of the tombstone, and at a glance, it can't be put to the side——

It is full of people who have passed away, lining up to go to hell in an orderly manner...

"People divide good from evil!"

"Do good deeds during life, and ascend to heaven after death!"

"If you do evil in life, you will go to hell after death."

"You damn ghost go to the seventh floor of hell, hurry up! We both get off work soon!!"

In front of the tombstone, two men in shrouds were guarding, impatiently directing the undead to hell.

"Two prison guards, please do me a favor. I want to save two or three floors, is that okay?"

The dead ghost who went to hell winked, and quickly brought over two big boxes and offered them: "Here are the gold, silver, jewelry, keys to luxury cars and villas that were burned down for me, and the ten trillion deposits of the Tiandi Bank. Can't you accommodate it??"

"Aha!"

"You're pretty good at it, so go to the fifth level of hell."

With a wave of their hands, the two prison guards directly wiped away the two layers of hell, and then took the bribes unceremoniously.

"This... brother prison guard, can you give me a lighter punishment? Is it okay to subtract two layers of hell?"

"Damn it, you think this is a vegetable market, can you bargain? I don't even see if your little things are enough!"

The two prison guards were immediately upset, and kicked the dead ghost into the gate of the tombstone, and went to hell to accept the punishment.

"interesting!"

"The underworld also pays attention to the way of giving gifts to the world."

When Fang Chen saw this, he couldn't help but shook his head: "It seems that the hells in the Small Three Realms have all advanced with the times. I said that there is such a long queue, why are there several big boxes next to each undead? It turns out that they are gifts. ..."

"Okay, hurry up next time! I even invited a few romantic ghosts to go striptease."

Swish!
Fang Chen flashed like a gust of wind, "I'm here"

"Hey, why are you still jumping in line?"

Immediately, the dead ghosts lining up behind were upset, and they all yelled——

"This is punishment in hell, not reincarnation—"

"You're so anxious, roll over and queue up..."

"What kind of quality do you have to jump in the queue even after you're dead?! It can be seen that you were not a good bird when you were alive!"

"..." Fang Chen's face was dark, he never expected that he would be scolded by so many ghosts just to ask for a word.

"I'm not going to hell, I'm here"

Don't wait for him to finish explaining.

A group of dead ghosts angrily criticized:

"I'm really going to make excuses for myself. If I don't go to hell, what are you doing here? Pretending to be x?"

"Go, go, hurry up and line up honestly, otherwise, we ghosts will tear you apart!"

In an instant, Fang Chen aroused public outrage!
These undead were all madly accusing him, and seemed to be particularly dissatisfied with his jumping in line.

Because they are all eager to go to hell to accept torture——

Because if you want to be reincarnated, you have to go to hell first to atone for the mistakes you made during your lifetime. After your sins are redeemed, you can cross Huangquan Road and go to Naihe Bridge to drink Mengpo soup. This is a set of mature operating rules in the underworld.

Originally, going to hell was a set of punishments that could torture ghosts to death, and no one was willing to go to hell, but since the two prison guards came to the underworld, as long as they gave some gifts, the punishment could be reduced, so those who lined up to go to hell gradually more up.

Of course, there are also some who don't want to be reincarnated, so they don't rush to go to hell... After all, life in hell is very happy.

"Don't provoke me, I don't want you guys to die again!" Fang Chen's cold gaze slowly passed over the little devils.

"Yeah! How dare you stare at us with your dead body??"

"This is the face!"

Immediately, many little ghosts stood up, none of them were afraid of Fang Chen:

"Come, come, let me die again, I'm a water ghost, let's fight in the water for [-] rounds!"

"I'm a hanged ghost!"

"I fucking am"

"Shut up! Who is making noise and going to the [-]th floor of hell!"

The two guards suddenly reprimanded!

When they heard that they had entered the [-]th floor of hell, all the little ghosts were too scared to make a sound.

"How did you die? Fang Chen!" The prison guard suddenly hooked up with Fang Chen and looked at him with a smile.