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"You fucking braggart!!"

The Jade Emperor yelled as if he had lost his mind and went crazy: "I absolutely don't believe that Chang'e was slept by you, Fairy Chang'e, come and tell me!!"

"Yes, tell this Jade Emperor whether we slept or not! How many times have we slept!!" Fang Chen was also angry!
"Ah this..."

Chang'e was blushing and didn't dare to look at people...

As a result, the Jade Emperor asked her to talk.

Fang Chen also wanted her to talk.

And all the immortals in the audience looked at her eagerly, looking forward to her answer!
Is it interesting to force women like this? ?
"Tell me!!!" The Jade Emperor grabbed Chang'e's arm eagerly: "Tell me, seeing your blushing dripping water, is it really moisturised?? Don't you want to live, have sex with mortals... ...Are you pretending to be muddled? Don't you want to be a fairy!!!"

"You hurt me!!"

Chang'e Tieyi pulled out her little hand angrily, "Jade Emperor, please calm down, first of all I am Chang'e, but my reincarnation is Tieyi, and secondly I am a woman—"

"Humph!!!"

"You still have the face to say that you are a woman?? Do you know the word "honesty?" The Jade Emperor was furious: "I am the ruler of the Small Three Realms, and I order you to answer this emperor, did you really sleep with this mortal? "

"Fairy Chang'e, have you been threatened by this mortal in Linglong Pagoda?"

Taibai Jinxing interjected at the right time: "We are gods, high gods, what are mortals? Ants, humble natives, how can we deserve to blaspheme you? If you have suffering, you must tell it. The Jade Emperor can make decisions for you!!"

"Yes, this great emperor is the one who decides for you—" the Jade Emperor said: "If you are threatened by this mortal, then this great emperor will beat him to death—"

"Yes, we all stand up for you and speak out your suffering!" All the immortals said in unison, their voices were very angry!
"Humph!"

"Make the decision for me?"

Chang'e sneered: "Recalling the past, the turbulent years, I vaguely remember that when I was beaten down by the Queen Mother, I didn't see any gods to make decisions for me, and I didn't see the Jade Emperor to make decisions for me!! "

"This……"

All the immortals lowered their heads in embarrassment: "That's different."

"Why is it different?" Chang'e frowned, "A group of bullying gods, especially the Jade Emperor!!"

"I think...it's a mistake to let you, a vixen, go to the Heavenly Court, and you are still acting like a domineering? How dare you accuse the Jade Emperor?"

at this time.

A stern, from far to near.

Outside the gate of the Lingxiao Palace, a woman with long hair, a phoenix crown and a phoenix robe walked in, followed by a group of fairies.

The most important thing is that this woman is not an old woman, but a woman with a peerless appearance. She looks similar to a leftover woman in her [-]s and [-]s. Of course, she is a little inferior to Chang'e!

And she is the Queen Mother of the West, the Holy Mother of Yaochi, in charge of the Peach Garden that makes the Small Three Realms covet...

So, who is the Queen Mother of the West?
In fact, the identity of the Queen Mother of the West has a lot of background.

It is said.

Small Three Realms.

When the chaos first opened.

A congenital aura bred out of the chaos, split the world into two, and turned it into yin and yang qi, thus giving birth to the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth!
Then the five elements were nourished and transformed by the innate aura, becoming the old five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, earth.

Among the five elements and five elders, gold is the only woman in the five forms, and is called the mother of gold.

Among the other names of the Queen Mother of the West, she is also called the Holy Mother of Yaochi and the Golden Mother Yuanjun by the people of the Three Realms.

At the same time, the word west corresponds to the west direction in the east, west, north, south, and represents the west of the Three Realms, which is the sphere of influence of the Queen Mother of the West.

The word king corresponds to the noble king in the world.

As for the word mother, it corresponds to the ability to cultivate all things.

This shows that the Queen Mother of the West is actually the head of the five elements, the Golden Mother.

Yuanshi Tianzun and Yuanshi Tianzun searched for the Jade Emperor in the world, and after finally finding the Jade Emperor, the Golden Mother settled down in Yaochi.

Of course, there are also sayings that the Queen Mother of the West is actually the daughter of Yuanshi Tianzun...

……

"Western Queen……"

When all the immortals saw Xiwang's mother coming to the king, they hurriedly bowed and saluted.

"A group of unattractive gods."

Queen Mother Xi gave a sneer.

a little.

She looked at Chang'e (Tie Yi): "Smart tongue, shameless, distorted views, lost soul, you are the only one who deserves to blame the Jade Emperor?"

See this domineering woman.

Chang'e (Tie Yi) was instinctively timid.

But when she thinks of the suffering she has experienced in reincarnation over the years... she can't help feeling angry, and then bites the bullet: "Why don't I deserve to be blamed? When you use me, wake up my memory and let me catch Fang Chen to heaven"

The Queen Mother of the West interrupted: "That's what you should do, it's your duty, and you still have the face to shout?? You are a fairy, do you know the gold content of the words Jade Emperor? You don't know, you are just a vixen, no A little courtesy!!"

"Hehe, you seem to be polite and shameless?"

Fang Chen didn't want to interrupt, but this Queen Mother of the West was too domineering, and her aura was very strong. Chang'e would instinctively fear her when facing her, so Fang Chen felt that it was time to stand up and not let Chang'e stand alone! !
"Is it for you, a mortal, to interrupt here?" The Queen Mother of the West simply ignored Fang Chen, an ant!
"Hehe, why can't I interrupt?" Fang Chen squeezed his chin and glanced, then looked at the Jade Emperor again: "Isn't he the Jade Emperor? Is there anything worth showing off?"

"What? Isn't he the Jade Emperor?? What else is there to show off?"

Queen Mother Xi's voice pulled, and she heard the funniest joke in the world! !

"Ignorant mortals!!"

"The Jade Emperor is the ruler of the heavens, and he is in charge of all beings in the small three realms... There are millions of immortals and heavenly soldiers and generals under his command. Tell me, what is there to show off? You are a mortal, have you never heard of these magnificent deeds in the world? ? "

"cut!"

Fang Chen curled his lips, dismissively: "He was beaten by a monkey before, why didn't you say it?"

"Huh??" The Queen Mother of the West did not expect that Fang Chen, a mortal, would dare to talk back?
"How do you know that I was beaten by a monkey? This is the secret of the Heavenly Court, the secret of the Three Realms!!" The Jade Emperor was shocked!

"This is also a secret??" Fang Chen was taken aback.

"That's right, it's a secret. It was kept secret back then. Who leaked the secret?" The Jade Emperor's angry gaze slowly scanned the audience!
"I never said that!!" All the immortals shook their heads in unison.

"interesting!"

Fang Chen smiled: "Have you ever been tickled by a monkey?"

"It's Tathagata who got pissed off, not me!!!" The Jade Emperor was furious: "How did you know that, a mere mortal!!! It's a secret!!!"

"Secret fart, Journey to the West in the mortal world, find out!" Fang Chen said!