Rely on a beautiful female president

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"That's right, I want to go down to earth with my man to live a life without shame or impetuosity, please approve." Chang'e (Tie Yi) hastily interrupted!
"This... How dare we stop it... Agree, agree 100% agree!"

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West quickly complimented:

"I don't think it's better than this, my lord... let's hold a grand marriage in the heavenly court...I'll call Yuelao over immediately, and decorate the place in colorful joy. Then, Queen Mother Xi and I will propose a marriage for the lord, no, no, no, We are not qualified enough, it should be Tianzun personally witnessing the marriage and blessing..."

"Go, get my flat peach and elixir, I want to give it to the Great God!" Queen Mother Xi said hastily!

"Then I'll take my flying dragon robe with me..." Jade Emperor said.

"Master, do you want to learn superficiality, I'll teach you... I don't have any conditions, I just want to be your little brother... That's all, I want you to cover me." Little Nezha said.

"I also follow the ceremony, and we, this is a wedding that never happens in heaven, because no one dares to get married in heaven, but today the god created a myth! I admire it so much, I really want to backhand a 666. "

For a moment, all the immortals spoke up one after another, wanting to make a good impression with the ceremony.

"No need, just agree, just have a blessing." Fang Chen waved his hand and took Chang'e's little hand: "Then we will go down to earth!"

"and many more!"

Yuanshi Tianzun hurriedly made a sound, his head was thinking quickly, and asked repeatedly: "Great God, Chang'e... Listen to this... you two, have an affair?"

"How do you say it...you can't call it having an affair, we really love each other, and we want to love Sansheng Sanshi."

Chang'e explained embarrassingly:
"It's just that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother have been obstructing me all the time, and they don't agree with me, a little fairy, falling in love with a mortal, which is why this is the way it is now... Grandpa Tianzun, please wait now, is there anything else?"

"Isn't it?"

Yuanshi Tianzun was very surprised.

He thought that the cause of the matter was that Master Fang Chen really wanted to change ownership of the Heavenly Court, so he had to remove his position in the Heavenly Court, and planned to let the Great Master Fang Chen manage it on his behalf, after all, this is a man of the Dao of Heaven!
But I never thought that the truth of the matter was actually a bloody fight caused by a woman, because of a Chang'e?
"I wipe!!! Is this okay?? Tiandao still has a big belly, and Tiandao's husband secretly came out to find women for pleasure? Did he even attack the most beautiful woman in heaven??"

Yuanshi Tianzun secretly pondered: "If this matter is told to Tiandao, what kind of picture will it be?? Will he come over angrily and grab x?"

"Hey, what else do you have to do? Why are you silent? What are you thinking?" Fang Chen patted Yuanshi Tianzun on the shoulder.

"Oh, I didn't think about anything, I didn't think about anything."

Yuanshi Tianzun quickly returned to his senses, and scratched his head with a smile:

"Great God, since you like Chang'e, who dares to object? I am the first to be unhappy! And I have heard about Chang'e's descending to the earth, so her fairy class will be kept until she doesn't want to be a human anymore. Just go to heaven! Right now, I wish you and Chang'e a happy marriage for a hundred years and a precious son!"

"I don't have anything to give, so I will give you my Nine Dragons Agarwood Chariot as a congratulatory gift."

"What? You want to send me out? Old bastard, I'm as good as you, how long have you been with me, and you don't want me anymore? You goddamn heartless!!" A secret sound transmission Into Yuanshi Tianzun's ears.

"Shut up!" Yuanshi Tianzun echoed angrily!

……

"I'll go, Tianzun is so generous, he actually sent a mount!"

The immortals were shocked when they heard the words!
This is a dragon chariot pulled by nine five-clawed golden dragons, and it was sent out? ?
I remember that back then, Tianzun sent out a four-image, who was it for? It seems to be for Jiang Ziya!
Speaking of Jiang Ziya, that old man is an old Jianghu, holding the list of gods, and after conferring gods, he followed in Lao Tzu's footsteps and went west to Hangu Pass.

……

"Forget it, keep it for yourself, this mount may not like me as its master."

Fang Chen rejected Yuanshi Tianzun's kindness, took Chang'e's hand, jumped down towards the illusory clouds, and went back to the world in a leisurely way——

"Great God, don't go, about your stealing, do you want to... tell the heaven? I'm very confused!! Please show me the way." Yuanshi Tianzun really wanted to shout this, but he couldn't open it. export.

"Heavenly Venerable?"

After confirming that Fang Chen and Chang'e left like this.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West took a deep breath of air, approached them cautiously, and said with a look of displeasure: "Tianzun..."

"what's wrong?!"

"That great god, who is he?? You want to practice the etiquette of heaven?" The two of them asked unwillingly.

"snort!!"

"Who else has the guts to ask?" Yuanshi Tianzun held his back with one hand angrily: "Speaking out will scare the two of you to death! It will scare the souls of both of you away!"

"I'm almost scared to death now..." The Queen Mother of the West pouted her lips. She has lived in the Heavenly Court for a long time, and has never encountered such a terrible thing in the three worlds. A character that even the gods are afraid of...

"Ugh."

"Fortunately, you two are sensible. If you are stubborn, if you don't want to bow your head, I probably won't be able to keep the Tianzun."

Yuanshi Tianzun sighed: "However, the Great God is very benevolent. He didn't hit you hard, and let you go for my sake."

"Yes, yes, Tianzun, then who is that mortal god??? Why does he still have the aura of a mortal?" Jade Emperor asked eagerly. He was very curious about who Fang Chen was. ah!

He couldn't help being curious!
Now all the immortals are very curious, and they all gather around Yuanshi Tianzun, just like listening to the Tao, looking forward to his answer!

"Yeah, it's under the flag of mortals! When I first met the great god, I was also deceived by the mortal breath on him, and I suffered a big loss!"

Yuanshi Tianzun said!

"Could you please stop being tricky? This appetite will make me wait for the little god..." Queen Mother Xi said urgently!

"Okay, because you are all so curious, let me tell you, remember that you must be respectful when you meet a great god in the future, you know!!"

Yuanshi Tianzun cleared his throat, and swept away the other immortals, "You are not qualified to listen, avoid!"

Swish it!
Just wave.

Just get out all these low-level immortal soldiers.

Then in the Lingxiao Palace, he and the Jade Emperor were left to return to the Queen Mother of the West!

a little!

Yuanshi Tianzun quietly lowered his voice: "Hush... Jade Emperor, Queen Mother of the West, you two listen carefully—before I tell you two, this is a secret, the secret of the Three Realms, and it must not be spread outside, otherwise it will be lost—you know. "