Rely on a beautiful female president

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"Dad, why did you come to the store? You should rest at home." Yi Keke quickly helped him up.

"What's wrong with me? This is caused by my urgency. If we can't find the reason for this incident, our family will be in trouble in the future. Even if I die, I won't die with peace. How can I rest in the mood?"

Yi Junshan stood up slowly, his whole face was pale, and there were red bloodshot eyes in the dark circles.

Looking at it, it means that I haven't closed my eyes for several days, and my spirit is very listless.

Because Fang Chen had just checked him with the see-through eyes, and it wasn't caused by evil spirits entering his body.

"What about my mother? If you come to the store, who will take care of her when she is alone at home?" Yi Keke asked worriedly.

"Your mother was tied up by me..." Yi Junshan said decadently: "I was afraid that if I came out, she would run around alone, so I tied her up with a rope."

"Dad! How can you tie Mom up?"

"Hey! So what should we do? Your mother is not mentally disturbed all the time, she also has good times and bad times. It's my incompetence to blame. This kind of strange thing happened in the bathhouse I run. I don't have money to see a doctor for her. If we don't solve it, our family will My son will starve to death by the side of the road, how can I pay back the money?"

Although Yi Junshan's words are harsh, they are indeed the actual situation.A good family can't bear this kind of catastrophe in their hearts.

"Uncle, don't worry, the money has been paid back." Fang Chen interjected beside him.

"You are……"

"Oh, I'm Coco's friend."

"Could it be a boyfriend? Ke Ke, in this situation in our family, you bring a boyfriend here, isn't it to make others laugh? During college, you can fall in love, but at this juncture, it's better not to talk about it, so as not to delay the young man, and You, go to school, don't come here for nothing, it's not clean here."

Yi Junshan said honestly, it seems that he still doesn't know that Yi Keke has dropped out of school.

"Uncle, you misunderstood me. I am the Feng Shui master that Keke found. This time I will show you the cause of this strange incident... To put it bluntly, I have a little knowledge in metaphysics..." Fang Chen solemnly said matter of fact.

"You know Feng Shui?" Yi Junshan was taken aback.

Yi Keke was also taken aback, "Fang Chen, do you know Feng Shui?"

"Yes!"

Fang Chen nodded, looked around, with his hands behind his back, quite like a master of metaphysics:

"To be precise, there is nothing wrong with the feng shui of this bathhouse, and the orientation is pretty good...there is a lucky cat at the bar, which is dedicated to the second master, but the statue of the second master Guan has not been consecrated. Even if he wants to help you, he still has the intention Powerless, this is the same as you making a wish in front of the Buddha for 20 years, hoping to win a lottery, but the Buddha wants you to win, but you have to buy a lottery ticket! One reason, understand?
"What?"

Yi Junshan listened with astonishment on his face, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "What are you talking about? Why do you sound like a charlatan?"

"Dad, Fang Chen is not a liar, I believe him!" Yi Keke said firmly, although she only met Fang Chen on the first day today, she is full of endless gratitude and trust in Fang Chen.

Because this man's body is so mysterious that it can scare Li Feng half to death, maybe he really has some real skills in this regard.

Of course, even if Fang Chen was talking big, Yi Keke would admit it, after all, their family has no money to find a mage...

Yi Junshan took a breath and said, "Darling girl, Dad didn't mean that, what I meant was, Erye Guan didn't consecrate? Then Erye Guan was invited by me for 10 yuan, and this young man just now It means, if it is consecrated, will this strange matter of mine be automatically resolved?"

"No! Even if you consecrate him, Second Master Guan doesn't care about you, because you hurt his heart!"

Fang Chen shook his head, walked to the bar, and glanced at the things on the table: "Uncle, look at your bar, it's not only about the second master, but also Zhang Fei and Liu Bei, why do you have three sworn brothers in Taoyuan?" ?”

"The most important thing is to put a statue of Pixiu on the head of the table, put a glutton at the end of the table, and put a Maitreya Buddha in the middle. What do you mean? Let two gods and beasts fight, Maitreya Buddha will be the referee? Sanying will be the audience? What about the front row? Who is the melon seed?"

"This one……"

Yi Junshan scratched his head in embarrassment: "This... is actually the mage I hired before, and put it here for me... But I am absolutely devout and have no other intentions. I just want our family to be safe, My bathhouse is safe and sound."

"You, it's too much!" Fang Chen shook his head helplessly: "If you can invite Sun Dasheng, it will be even more powerful!! He has made troubles in Tiangong, if he sits here with you, all these guys have to be honest... Whoever refuses to accept it will beat him !"

"Ok?"

"Understood! I understand!"

Yi Junshan suddenly gave a high-pitched drink, full of anger: "Master, you are indeed worthy of being a master, even more profound than those mages I invited before! I'm going to invite Sun Dasheng to sit here with me!"

As he said that, he ran outside, as if he had been spat with chicken blood, Fang Chen's words made him enlightened, the implication is that as long as Sun Dasheng is here, ghosts and monsters will be scared to shit!
"Why are you going? Come back!" Fang Chen shouted very speechlessly!

scold--

Yi Junshan came to a sudden stop: "I'm going to invite Sun Dasheng, master, didn't you say that when Sun Dasheng arrived, everyone would be shocked?"

"It's not consecrated, why is it so shocking? None of your previous portraits have been consecrated, so to put it bluntly, they are works of art!" Fang Chen explained.

"Oh oh oh!"

Yi Junshan nodded his head quickly:

"Master, I understand. I'm going to the temple this time to ask the eminent monk to consecrate Sun Dasheng!"

Fang Chen rolled his eyes: "It's consecrated, but I can't stop it. They will definitely fight first, and they don't care about your crap... At that time, your place will be even more smoky..."

"Ok?"

Yi Junshan's eyebrows lit up: "Understood! I understand!"

"You understand again? What do you understand?"

Fang Chen's mouth was dry when explaining, did he say something wrong?Or is there a problem with Yi Keke's father's thinking?How to talk, always get him in?
"Master, I really understand your profundity!"

Yi Junshan smiled naively: "Master, what the master means is that Sun Dasheng sees who is unhappy, and beats them down with a stick, but Sun Dasheng is wild and unruly. If he dominates here, he will be the king of Fangshan. So no one can calm him down, so I will invite another Tang Monk statue back!

Tang Seng is a good man of ten generations, he can't bear to kill even an ant, and he is the master of Sun Dasheng. As long as Sun Dasheng refuses to obey the discipline, he will obediently call out, "Master, don't chant scriptures, please, my grandson is obedient..." Then , Tang Seng will say, "Wukong, guard this place well, this benefactor is a good person, and you hozen are also doing good deeds..." "Good master, when you are bored, can my old grandson catch some female fairies for the master to play with?" play? '"

puff--

Fang Chen spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and took a few steps back in surprise: "Jiele mows the grass! The commentator has a nose and eyes, which made me confused..."

[Purely for entertainment]