772
"So, you're upset?" Fang Chen said.

"No, it's not..." Yi Junshan quickly shook his head, and replied submissively: "I, I dare not..."

"Don't you dare?" Fang Chen shook his head ridiculously: "Uncle, you are too cowardly, you must correct yourself now, you go and slap your second uncle first, and get used to it first."

"This??" Yi Junshan looked at the short fat man and raised his arms, but he was in the air for a long time, and he couldn't move his hands...

"I'll forget it."

"Dad, can you stop doing this?" Yi Keke on the side was anxious to death: "I'll teach you how to fight!"

"Girl, you can't help it, this is the second uncle." Yi Junshan shook his head hastily.

"..." Fang Chen was also helpless, wouldn't this be a Dou who couldn't afford to support him?
"Uncle, hit him, I'm standing here, your second uncle doesn't dare to say anything, just waiting for you to hit him in the face!"

"Hehehe." Humpty Humpty stood beside him, smiling foolishly: "Hit me, Jun Shan, otherwise I won't be able to settle down. Give me a slap in the face, please..."

"This……?"

Yi Junshan took several deep breaths.

Then, he gritted his teeth and raised his arms vigorously.

Under everyone's gaze——

Pia!

Yi Junshan slapped lightly and said with a smile: "Okay, I've already done it, and this matter is considered to be over."

"I'm going! Is this also called beating? Does it hurt or not? Playing house?" Everyone was surprised, a little disappointed, the expected applause did not resound, as if it was superficial.

"Dad, are you playing? Do you think it's fun??" Yi Keke was furious: "Can you be more backbone??"

"Yi Junshan!"

Fang Chen said expressionlessly:
"Give you another chance!"

"Hit him hard, if you don't hit him, you're hurting him!"

"The road is paved for you!"

"The atmosphere has also been created for you. You, Yi Junshan, have already stood on the side of justice to put it bluntly. You are not giving me face!"

"This... I really can't do it. Can you stop embarrassing me..." Yi Junshan said awkwardly.

"Old Yi, the food is ready, stop chatting, let relatives and friends go back to the house for dinner."

At this moment, a middle-aged beautiful woman walked over in a graceful manner——

With a smile on her face, full of youth, her delicate body looks more confident, but she is a little older, because this woman is Yi Junshan's wife and Yi Keke's mother, Aqin.

The woman who almost went crazy at that time, the woman who was cured by Fang Chen.

Looking at it now, it is very different from the original appearance.

After all, the bathhouse opened today, Ah Qin dressed up carefully, put on a light makeup, paid great attention to appearance, and did not overly conceal her old age, even though she is a lady.But the charm is still there.

It's not pink-faced peach blossoms that are coquettish and charming, but dignified and generous...

The dignity and beauty of middle-aged women are like crystal gems...

Her whole body is filled with the liveliness and charm of a girl.

"Am I missing something?"

Ah Qin looked at the audience and asked, still holding a kitchen knife in her hand and an apron tied around her neck.

She was busy in the kitchen before, cooking meals for several large tables by herself, so she didn't know what happened before, but looking at this scene now, something seemed wrong.

"Why didn't you answer me? Did I miss something?" Ah Qin asked the audience again, and suddenly her eyes fixed: "Eh? This little man is...?"

Da da da.

next second.

She trotted quickly, and took Fang Chen's arm affectionately: "Future son-in-law, you are here too... Hurry up, don't be dazed, let's go in for dinner..."

"Yes, yes, let's eat first, my stomach is growling with hunger." Yi Junshan quickly found a step for himself.

"What are you going to eat? Dad, you have to beat your second uncle before you can eat. Show off your manly dignity!"

Yi Keke scolded angrily.

In the current situation, it is no longer a question of whether or not to slap someone in the face, but a must!

Because, in addition to the relatives watching, there are also a few of Yi Keke's girlfriends watching, so this scene is equivalent to putting Yi Junshan here.

"Girl, what's the matter?" Ah Qin looked confused.

"Mom, it's like this... blah blah blah..." Yi Keke briefly explained the matter.

When Aqin heard this, she became furious, pointed at Yi Junshan's nose and cursed endlessly:
"You soft persimmon, the future son-in-law has helped our family like this, do you want to keep being soft? Our mother and I have been following you all the time, and we didn't do anything to you. Now Fang Chen wants you to get back some face and the man's love." Face, don’t you dare?? He is here to support you, what are you afraid of??”

"This...wife, this is the second uncle! The seniority is here, if it were someone else, I might have to do it." Yi Junshan said pitifully.

"You still have the face to be called Second Uncle??"

Ah Qin was very angry: "Did he think about this when he hit you in the face? Are you going to do it now?? If you don't hit me, I want to hit him a long time ago!"

Snapped!
After cursing and reprimanding.

Slap it.

Aqin stepped forward and slapped the short fat man on the face: "How does it feel to slap you in the face?"

"It hurts..."

clap clap!

then.

Aqin slapped her two big mouths again: "It's right if it hurts, it means you're not dreaming!"

"Yes, I know I was wrong now, please don't be angry again." Humpty Humpty accompanied Sin timidly.

"I'll go! At the critical moment, my wife is the best." Yi Junshan was shocked.

"Clap clap clap!"

Many relatives immediately clapped and applauded:
"Aqin played well, that's how it should be played. Lao Yi, look at your wife, she can do it, why don't you do it? You should learn from your wife and stop being a wimp!"

"That's right! You should learn from me. My man is too honest. You all bullied him before, and I have to fight you hard several times. If my man didn't stop me, I would have slapped you all. Now I have a way Son-in-law Chen stands on the platform, what am I afraid of?? You relatives who read jokes, wait, when I finish slapping my second uncle, I will slap you one by one!"

Ah Qin said.

The whole body is full of a sense of accomplishment.

After all, hitting people in the face in public is really cool, and the feeling is incredible. She has never experienced it before, and she even feels in love with it.

"Isn't it? We are on your side now, and you still want to hit us in the face?"

The faces of those relatives froze, and their eyes were full of bad luck. This is flattery. If it weren't for the help of someone in your Yi family?Who wants to please you by licking their faces? ?

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