The special forces king of the female president
Chapter 324 The power of a fart
"..."
Fan Qingqing had black lines all over her head, and she almost died of depression.
"Hahaha, don't be angry, I'm just joking with you." Seeing the woman covering her nose and not covering her nose, Zhanying burst out laughing, and suddenly felt that Fan Qingqing was a cute girl.
"Brother, this kind of thing can't be joked!"
Fan Qingqing said seriously, "If you want to fart, you should do it now. Don't fart during the injection, you know?"
"Why? I just saw that you were a little nervous, so I deliberately teased you to let you relax." Zhanying was puzzled. He really just wanted to tease Fan Qingqing just now, and there was no other meaning.
Unexpectedly, Fan Qingqing had a serious face, and said: "This is not a joke, you know? At the moment of farting, the muscles of the buttocks will suddenly tighten, and then suddenly released, however, when the muscles tighten Sometimes, the needle is very difficult to get in. If the needle is already in, the force released by the muscle contraction can break the needle, and then you will suffer even more pain.”
"I'll go, what else is there to say?" Zhanying was taken aback for a moment, and touched her butt in fear.
My mother, who knows how to fart?
"You think I'm joking with you?"
Fan Qingqing went on to say: "There was a medical accident in the Buluo Empire, because during the laser surgery, the patient farted on the operating table and burned two doctors to death."
"My shit, one fart has such power?" This time, Zhanying was really surprised.
A fart can kill two people, how big is this fart!
"It's not that the farts are so powerful, but that the farts contain methane gas. When the methane gas touches the laser, a large amount of sparks will naturally burst out, and then burn the doctors to death." Fan Qingqing explained again.
"Ahem, I don't dare to fart anymore after you say that, what if someone dies? Will he go to jail?" Zhanying looked worried, but she was worried about the two dead in her heart. The doctors of Buluo Empire mourned in silence.
It really is the glory of life and the greatness of death.
"That's not so."
Fan Qingqing said: "Are you ready now? If you are ready, I will give you an injection."
"bring it on."
Zhanying didn't think about farting, so she pouted her butt.
"Well, relax a bit, don't be nervous." Fan Qingqing was skillful, wiped Zhanying's buttocks twice with an alcohol cotton swab, and stuck it in with a "swoosh".
Zhanying felt the pain, but it was a very slight pain. I have to say that Fan Qingqing's technique was really good.
"All right."
Fan Qingqing also breathed a sigh of relief. Fan Qingqing did not dare to be sloppy when it comes to treating patients, not just injections, but also dispensing medicines.Being a nurse has a lot of responsibilities.
Many people think that nurses don't need too many professional things. To put it bluntly, they are professional nurses.But in fact, nurses need to know a lot of knowledge, very extensive.
To give a simple example, if one day the attending doctor prescribes the wrong medicine and the nurse injects the patient, causing the patient’s condition to worsen or even die, the attending doctor is responsible, and the nurse is also responsible. That is to say, it is necessary to test the medicine prescribed by the attending doctor.To put it bluntly, he is the one who takes the blame.
"Qingqing, thank you." Zhanying put on her pants and thanked Fan Qingqing.
Fan Qingqing smiled, dimples appeared on her face again, "Thank you? This is what I should do, I just hope you can be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible."
"En." Zhanying nodded, thinking that Fan Qingqing is a good girl, a bit like Xueer's sister, both of them are young and innocent, but Fan Qingqing's figure is much better than Xue'er's.
"Okay, you should take care of yourself. I'll go first. If you need anything, just press the button on the bedside." Fan Qingqing packed up her things and prepared to retreat.
Fan Qingqing is not just nursing Zhanying's patient. In fact, the nurses are very busy, not to mention the night shift. When there is an operation or a patient in critical condition, she can't even take a bite of the food that was just served on the table. , you have to act immediately.
Therefore, don't think that medical staff have high salaries and iron rice bowls. In fact, medical staff are also very tired, especially nurses.
"Well, go about your business."
Zhanying nodded, and suddenly stopped Fan Qingqing, "Wait a minute."
"What's wrong? Is there anything else?" Fan Qingqing looked back at Zhanying.
"Qingqing, why do I think you are weird?" Zhanying suddenly frowned and asked in doubt.
Fan Qingqing was taken aback, looked at her clothes, still looked puzzled, and asked, "Why am I acting weird? I feel normal?"
Fan Qingqing was very puzzled, he didn't seem to know Zhanying very well, did he find something strange about him?
"I think you're so cute."
Zhanying suddenly smiled.
"Shh..."
Fan Qingqing blushed, extremely shy, and said: "Oh, brother, don't make fun of me, okay? I thought there was something wrong with me, you..."
Fan Qingqing's reddened face looked even more attractive, like a ripe red tomato, charming and glamorous.After all, it's a girl, she has a thin skin, and, girl, who wouldn't be happy if someone praises her?
Fan Qingqing has a thick face, shy on the one hand, sweet and happy on the other.
"I'm not joking with you, I really think you are very cute." Zhanying said seriously: "By the way, then look at me, do you find that I am also to blame?"
Zhanying pointed to herself.
Fan Qingqing looked at Zhanying seriously, and finally shook his head, saying, "I don't know."
"really do not know?"
"really do not know."
"Hey!"
Zhanying let out a long sigh, and finally said: "Don't you realize that I really like you?"
"Shh!"
This time, Fan Qingqing's face became even more rosy, and she stomped her little feet, extremely ashamed, "Oh, brother, you're kidding me again, I won't tell you anymore, you hate it to death..."
Fan Qingqing turned and left, her face was extremely red.
"Hahaha."
And Zhanying on the hospital bed laughed unscrupulously, extremely excited.
"Well, this girl is really not ordinary cute, she's very interesting." Zhanying muttered, thinking about molesting Fan Qingqing, this girl is so interesting.
Fan Qingqing had black lines all over her head, and she almost died of depression.
"Hahaha, don't be angry, I'm just joking with you." Seeing the woman covering her nose and not covering her nose, Zhanying burst out laughing, and suddenly felt that Fan Qingqing was a cute girl.
"Brother, this kind of thing can't be joked!"
Fan Qingqing said seriously, "If you want to fart, you should do it now. Don't fart during the injection, you know?"
"Why? I just saw that you were a little nervous, so I deliberately teased you to let you relax." Zhanying was puzzled. He really just wanted to tease Fan Qingqing just now, and there was no other meaning.
Unexpectedly, Fan Qingqing had a serious face, and said: "This is not a joke, you know? At the moment of farting, the muscles of the buttocks will suddenly tighten, and then suddenly released, however, when the muscles tighten Sometimes, the needle is very difficult to get in. If the needle is already in, the force released by the muscle contraction can break the needle, and then you will suffer even more pain.”
"I'll go, what else is there to say?" Zhanying was taken aback for a moment, and touched her butt in fear.
My mother, who knows how to fart?
"You think I'm joking with you?"
Fan Qingqing went on to say: "There was a medical accident in the Buluo Empire, because during the laser surgery, the patient farted on the operating table and burned two doctors to death."
"My shit, one fart has such power?" This time, Zhanying was really surprised.
A fart can kill two people, how big is this fart!
"It's not that the farts are so powerful, but that the farts contain methane gas. When the methane gas touches the laser, a large amount of sparks will naturally burst out, and then burn the doctors to death." Fan Qingqing explained again.
"Ahem, I don't dare to fart anymore after you say that, what if someone dies? Will he go to jail?" Zhanying looked worried, but she was worried about the two dead in her heart. The doctors of Buluo Empire mourned in silence.
It really is the glory of life and the greatness of death.
"That's not so."
Fan Qingqing said: "Are you ready now? If you are ready, I will give you an injection."
"bring it on."
Zhanying didn't think about farting, so she pouted her butt.
"Well, relax a bit, don't be nervous." Fan Qingqing was skillful, wiped Zhanying's buttocks twice with an alcohol cotton swab, and stuck it in with a "swoosh".
Zhanying felt the pain, but it was a very slight pain. I have to say that Fan Qingqing's technique was really good.
"All right."
Fan Qingqing also breathed a sigh of relief. Fan Qingqing did not dare to be sloppy when it comes to treating patients, not just injections, but also dispensing medicines.Being a nurse has a lot of responsibilities.
Many people think that nurses don't need too many professional things. To put it bluntly, they are professional nurses.But in fact, nurses need to know a lot of knowledge, very extensive.
To give a simple example, if one day the attending doctor prescribes the wrong medicine and the nurse injects the patient, causing the patient’s condition to worsen or even die, the attending doctor is responsible, and the nurse is also responsible. That is to say, it is necessary to test the medicine prescribed by the attending doctor.To put it bluntly, he is the one who takes the blame.
"Qingqing, thank you." Zhanying put on her pants and thanked Fan Qingqing.
Fan Qingqing smiled, dimples appeared on her face again, "Thank you? This is what I should do, I just hope you can be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible."
"En." Zhanying nodded, thinking that Fan Qingqing is a good girl, a bit like Xueer's sister, both of them are young and innocent, but Fan Qingqing's figure is much better than Xue'er's.
"Okay, you should take care of yourself. I'll go first. If you need anything, just press the button on the bedside." Fan Qingqing packed up her things and prepared to retreat.
Fan Qingqing is not just nursing Zhanying's patient. In fact, the nurses are very busy, not to mention the night shift. When there is an operation or a patient in critical condition, she can't even take a bite of the food that was just served on the table. , you have to act immediately.
Therefore, don't think that medical staff have high salaries and iron rice bowls. In fact, medical staff are also very tired, especially nurses.
"Well, go about your business."
Zhanying nodded, and suddenly stopped Fan Qingqing, "Wait a minute."
"What's wrong? Is there anything else?" Fan Qingqing looked back at Zhanying.
"Qingqing, why do I think you are weird?" Zhanying suddenly frowned and asked in doubt.
Fan Qingqing was taken aback, looked at her clothes, still looked puzzled, and asked, "Why am I acting weird? I feel normal?"
Fan Qingqing was very puzzled, he didn't seem to know Zhanying very well, did he find something strange about him?
"I think you're so cute."
Zhanying suddenly smiled.
"Shh..."
Fan Qingqing blushed, extremely shy, and said: "Oh, brother, don't make fun of me, okay? I thought there was something wrong with me, you..."
Fan Qingqing's reddened face looked even more attractive, like a ripe red tomato, charming and glamorous.After all, it's a girl, she has a thin skin, and, girl, who wouldn't be happy if someone praises her?
Fan Qingqing has a thick face, shy on the one hand, sweet and happy on the other.
"I'm not joking with you, I really think you are very cute." Zhanying said seriously: "By the way, then look at me, do you find that I am also to blame?"
Zhanying pointed to herself.
Fan Qingqing looked at Zhanying seriously, and finally shook his head, saying, "I don't know."
"really do not know?"
"really do not know."
"Hey!"
Zhanying let out a long sigh, and finally said: "Don't you realize that I really like you?"
"Shh!"
This time, Fan Qingqing's face became even more rosy, and she stomped her little feet, extremely ashamed, "Oh, brother, you're kidding me again, I won't tell you anymore, you hate it to death..."
Fan Qingqing turned and left, her face was extremely red.
"Hahaha."
And Zhanying on the hospital bed laughed unscrupulously, extremely excited.
"Well, this girl is really not ordinary cute, she's very interesting." Zhanying muttered, thinking about molesting Fan Qingqing, this girl is so interesting.
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