The omnipotent security guard of the female president

Chapter 8 The chicken is flying and the dog is jumping

Ma Dong made a phone call and went back to the security department. After entering, he was stunned. The strong guys didn't know what flower honey was on their mouths, and they forced a few beauties from the customer service department to lie on their shoulders to vent their hearts. wronged.

The security guard holding the little beauty was extremely excited, thinking that maybe he would leave the order this time, thank Dong Ge for the opportunity, and thank the old man for raising chickens.

The security guards who were not holding the little beauty could only look at her with envy and hatred in their eyes.

Without much effort, Ji Gang drove a Great Wall pickup with five dogs in the rear.In addition to Uncle Luo's black local dog, there are other small dogs, bulldogs, all of which are ferocious, barking and barking.

When the black earth dog saw Ma Dong, he immediately stuck out his tongue, lowered his head, and wagged his tail very affectionately.

"Brother Dong, I think I, Ji Gang, are also a respectable person. Why don't you use bean buns as dry food? You asked me to hold a car yesterday, and let me pull a dog today. How does this make people in the Han River society think about the future Gang?"

Ji Gang was cursing, with a reluctance in his expression. When he entered the room and saw all kinds of beauties, he was stupefied. He rubbed his hands, and said stupidly: "Beauty pageant. Let the dog come over to be a puppet!" Referee."

Ji Gang's incongruity made the little beauties in the customer service department who were originally pear blossoms in the rain burst out laughing.

"Don't be silly, the beauties are being bullied, today I'll give you a chance to show off, pull the dog into the community, and release the dog wherever there are chickens." Ma Dong slapped Ji Gang on the head and sent a message One cigarette, one confession.

With a cigarette in his mouth, Ji Gang's chest thumped loudly, and he promised frankly: "Beauties, we have revenge for revenge and complaints for complaints, just watch it."

At this time, those old men and women who raise chickens are carrying small benches and small vegetable baskets, sitting in the green park, chatting and chatting. Raised, you need to keep an eye on it all the time.

Black smoke rose from the exhaust pipe of the Great Wall pickup, and it slammed to the side of the Greenland Park.When the dogs in the back fight saw groups of chickens loitering in the Greenland Park, they immediately revealed their original ferocity, and each of them pulled the dog chains and wanted to get off the back fight.

And the roosters are like big brothers who take the lead, guarding the group of hens behind them, and "clucking" in their mouths, as if they are provocative.

Ji Gang got out of the car from the main driver, with a cigarette in his mouth, he sneered, and let go of the dog leash.

The dogs immediately cheered and jumped out of the car bucket. The black dirt dog took the lead, and sprinted away the chickens.

For a while, chickens were flying, dogs were dancing, and chicken feathers were flying all over the sky, as if it was snowing heavily.

Tens of seconds later, more than [-] chickens kicked their legs and fell to the ground, their two small wings lost their breath.

"Goddamn you bastard, stop and stay with my chicken."

A group of old men and grandmothers saw that half of the chickens that could jump around in the park were half gone, so they went to look for Ji Gang with a small bench.

Although Ji Gang is a fool, he is determined to be a social master in Hanjiang City, but he also knows that these old men and grandma are difficult masters, who cannot be beaten or scolded, and will lie on the ground in a hurry. If you are sick, you will be sent to the hospital for a blood test, C and T, and a small B-ultrasound. How much will it cost?

If you can't afford it, run away, Ji Gang blew a whistle, and the five bulldogs got the command, and amidst the barking of the black dogs, they jumped onto the back of the pickup truck one by one.Ji Gang got into the driver's seat, shifted into gear, stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom, especially the oil-burning pickup, a puff of black smoke that couldn't be blacker was emitted from the exhaust pipe, and he ran away.

The old men and grandma who hurried over were coughing.

"It was done by the property's grandsons. Let's go to the property for compensation."

"Xiaohan's grandma, doesn't your Xiaohan have friends? Ask him to come and block the door of the property. The property will not give us an account today, and we will never end with them."

"Yes, I'm looking for Xiaohan. Last time Xiaohan came, the security guard blocked his way, and Xiaohan even slapped the security guard twice."

Seven or eight old men and grandmothers said that the wind is the rain, and they didn't care about the chickens kicking their legs on the ground. They came to the security department of the property angrily with a small bench. cigarette.

And the little beauties in the customer service department have already been sent away by Ma Dong.The little beauties are precious, and they can't stand the breath. In case of an endocrine disorder or abnormal menstrual period, Ma Dong can't bear the responsibility.

"Well, you bastards are so worthless, you let the dogs bite our chickens, what do you say, don't give us an explanation, this matter is endless."

Ma Dong looked very innocent, he was consoling, calling everyone to pour tea, and lighting cigarettes for the old men. After working for a long time, he said: "Grandpa and ladies, you can't wrong our property, we don't keep dogs , who knows which owner's dog has gone to the chickens to have fun?"

"You are the community security guards, you must find the dog and ask the dog owner to compensate us for the loss." The uncle smoked 1916 and drank Tieguanyin, with a face full of righteous words.

Ma Dong made it difficult for me: "Master, you are making things difficult for me. You raise chickens and make the green land park full of chicken cakes. The owners have complained to us, especially those children who have just learned to walk. When Greenland Park fell, I was covered in chicken cakes."

"We as security guards can't control the chickens, so we can't control the dogs. Let me give you a trick. You go around the community by yourself, catch the dogs that bite the chickens, and kill them. If If you’re afraid of dogs biting people, it’s even easier, buy something like three-step pouring, dichlorvos, rub it on the meat, and pour those damned dogs directly.”

"In this way, your anger will be smooth, and there will be fewer dogs in the community. How good it is."

Wang Fugui stood aside, holding back a smile, and secretly gave Ma Dong a thumbs up.

The old men and grandmothers are clear in their hearts, but they have nothing to do with Ma Dong's shameless behavior.Who allows them to raise chickens in the community, but does not allow others to raise dogs in the community?

Just when the old men and grandmothers couldn't say anything, and hated their teeth itching, a 16-seater Chase drove up to the gate of the community without braking.
Then stop at the entrance of the security department.

Hulala, more than [-] people got out of the car like dumplings, such as manuscript handles, table legs, small galvanized steel pipes, and various equipment, but they were all lethal.

"Grandma, which bastard let the dog eat our chicken?" The young man in the lead, with his hair covering half of his face, screamed when he entered the room.

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