My Cold and Proud President's Wife

On the black and smelly river.

Now it is calm, and the collapse has not affected here.

At this moment, Chen Mo and 'Master Huang' had already disappeared and left here.

at this time.In the middle of the black and smelly river.Huge bubbles popped out one by one.Bubbles gather more and more.

"Pong!"

The water column sprayed up to a height of more than one foot.A hideous head emerged from the water.

"Roar!"

An angry roar came from the mouth of the ferocious head.

abuse.It is indestructible in itself.Not even a powerful external attack could kill him.Not to mention a small cave collapse.

It turned out that after the cave collapsed.The abused body was crushed under the waste rock.Can't move at all.Finally, subconsciously, he continued to dig underground.And it was directly excavated into the sewage river before breaking out.

……

At sunset, the sun glows red and illuminates the earth.

Among the mountain streams.On a small stream.

Both Chen Mo and 'Master Huang' stayed in the stream to wash their bodies.

"Well, this water is really smelly. I have washed my whole body three times now. There is still a foul smell on my body." Chen Mo sat by the stream with his arms bare, frowning and sniffing the disgusting smell on his body. .

"Huh! You still have the nerve to say, I told you not to jump down, but you decided to jump. It's all right now. In the end, I got involved with this little...Master Ben." 'Mr. Huang' turned sideways.With his back to Chen Mo.said angrily.

But he didn't take off his clothes.

"Cut." Chen Mo was too lazy to tell him. "If it wasn't for saving you, you think I'd be willing to jump, my lord." Chen Mo murmured in his heart.

"Okay, wash it quickly! It's dark now." Chen Mo scolded angrily, "I haven't had any water or rice in that disgusting cave for several days and nights. You are not hungry. I am hungry."

"Hmph!" 'Master Huang' continued to lean sideways.Little hands scrubbed the clothes on his body.In front of Chen Mo, he didn't have the courage to take off all his clothes.

Chen Mo stood up from the ground, looking at the back of 'Mr. Huang' with depressed eyes and disdain. "I really don't understand how you old and young masters live. You know that your clothes smell so bad. You still wear them. Hmph! Wash them like you do. You won't be able to wash them until tomorrow. Listen to me and put them on." Take off all your clothes. Let's wash them again!"

"Uh!"

'Master Huang' who was cleaning his clothes was stunned on the spot. "He... Since he wants me to take off my clothes for him to see? Damn it, damn it. This bastard is going too far."

……

night.

A bright moon hangs in the sky.The night sky was very clear.

In an inconspicuous cave.

Chen Mo and 'Master Huang' were sitting opposite each other, between them.Light a torch.A wild animal is smoked on a torch.Wild animals are roasted yellow.Fragrant oil came out.It makes people want to take a bite at a glance.

"Okay, it's ready to eat. Let's eat together! The meat floss is tender and smooth, it must be delicious." Chen Mo took off the roasted game meat, and then divided half of it to 'Huang Gongzi'.I put half of it aside first.And stood up from the ground.Then I found two large wooden stakes and built them in the center of the torch.

"You... what are you doing?" 'Master Huang' held cooked meat in his hand.He said to Chen Mo with some doubts.

Chen Mo didn't pay much attention to it, and said as he started: "Build the baking table, don't you see that your clothes and mine are all wet?"

"Grilling table?" 'Master Huang' was puzzled, and continued to ask: "What do you want this for?"

Chen Mo gave him a contemptuous look. "Of course the clothes are dried? This mountain stream is always at night. The cold is very severe. If the two of us sleep in wet clothes, I can guarantee that you will wake up the next day. You will definitely fall ill."

As soon as Chen Mo finished speaking, he took off the tattered clothes on his body.Then put it on the rack to smoke.After putting it away, I sat down to eat.

"Hey! Why are you still in a daze? Take off your clothes and go to bake? There will be no fire later, don't expect me to pick firewood for you." Chen Mo said contemptuously while eating food.

'Huang Gongzi' was taken aback, his eyes widened.flushed.Roaring in my heart. "Okay! You little bastard. Since you have tried every means to trick Miss Ben into taking off her clothes. It turns out...it turns out that you bastard is really not a good person. Why do you have the kindness to ask Miss Ben to take off your clothes and wash them on the stream?" Faster. Now that you have coaxed Miss Ben to take off her clothes and go to bake? Good! Good! Chen Mo, you bastard. I misunderstood you."

If Chen Mo heard his words, I don't know what Chen Mo would think.

The two of them gradually ran out of food.Chen Mo's clothes gradually dried out during the fumigation.I felt that my clothes were still wet. 'Huang Gongzi' was a little tempted.But still dare not take off the clothes.

After staring at Chen Mo for a few times, he finally spoke. "Hey! Chen Mo. I'm taking off my clothes. Don't peek." 'Master Huang' warned.

In fact, Chen Mo's clothes were hanging on the rack.Directly isolated the other party's line of sight.

Now listen to 'Huang Gongzi' say.Chen Mo was determined to die. "Sneaking at you? Who do you think you are? I peeking at your body?" Chen Mo didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

He finally didn't doubt that 'Master Huang' liked that Tiao Tiao person.Also look at his body?Just lend him his eyes.He won't watch either.

Now after these words, Chen Mo buried his head deeply.Turn your head away.Lie down and sleep.

"Humph!"

'Huang Gongzi' knew that the other party was despising him.The anger in the eyes became more vicious. "This bastard. Since you despise me. Say that my body is not good-looking?"

At this moment, 'Huang Gongzi' became more courageous.Turning around, he pulled his hand towards his body.Clothes are taken off.A large robe was unbuttoned, and only a pink bellyband and padded pants were worn inside.

I don't know it's fate.Or coincidence.Just at this time.Chen Mo was bitten on the neck by a mosquito, and his neck hurt.turned away.Just saw the side of 'Huang Gongzi' undressing.I couldn't help but feel contemptuous in my heart.

"Hmph! How shameless. A big man. He actually wears bellybands like women? And it's pink." Chen Mo's eyes were full of disgust.

"Uh!" Hearing the chattering voice behind him, 'Master Huang' was dumbfounded. "Ah, you...you bastard. You...you said you don't peek at people. You...since you peek at me..." 'Mr. Huang' shouted angrily.Finally realized the purpose of this bastard.

"Tch, do you think I like it? I didn't mean it at all. Besides, what's so good about your body? Isn't it just like that. If you are still mysterious, don't let people see it? Humph! Pink apron, right? I really laughed to death. If someone else finds out, I guarantee you will lose face." Chen Mo turned the other way.Lying on the ground with his head sideways facing 'Master Huang', he said with a playful smile.

"You...you...you rascal? I already knew you were this kind of person. Huh! You are too much." 'Master Huang' clutched his chest and walked to the side of the shelf.With her mouth pursed and tears in her eyes, she reached out and pulled towards the clothes on the rack.

But at the moment of pulling the hand, something happened. 'Huang Gongzi' loosened his foot and just stepped on a stick.The whole person rushed towards the shelf.

"Ah! Ah..."

Accidentally slipped under the foot.The body unquestionably lunges forward.The whole body jumped up.

Originally, Chen Mo was joking with a poisonous smile.But the shelf in front of him was pressed down.He was startled.His eyes widened immediately.Then a figure rushed from above.

"what!"

There was a shout. The body of 'Huang Gongzi' was pressed down.As a victim, Chen Mo naturally went forward with his palms to support him.

"Pong!"

'Master Huang' pressed on Chen Mo.The two came into close contact.The mouth accidentally touched a piece again.And since Chen Mo's hands are desperately supporting the two steamed buns on the chest of 'Mr. Huang'.Almost the whole weight of 'Master Huang' was supported by Chen Mo's hands.

The two were stunned again.

Various thoughts flooded into the heads of the two of them.

"Disgusting, so disgusting. I... I was kissed by him again? God, I don't want to live anymore." Chen Mo burst into tears.How can I feel good when this kind of thing happened with a man twice in one day. "Hey! What's wrong with this bastard? Isn't everyone in Tiancang dead now? Why does he want to fake it?"

"Uh!"

'Huang Gongzi' was completely stunned.Eyes full of horror.Tears immediately came to the eyes.

The more I think about it, the more sad I get.The more I thought about it, the more wronged I became, tears fell silently.

Feeling the tears of 'Master Huang', Chen Mo didn't know what was going on, and subconsciously pushed 'Master Huang' away.His face was full of grievances.But this time it was an accident. 'Master Huang' didn't make a fuss about him.Instead hug your knees and cry.Now it doesn't matter that she only wears a bellyband.

Watching 'Huang Gongzi' cry.Although Chen Mo felt disgusted in his heart.But he packed it up right away.Carefully pushing 'Master Huang', a thought suddenly came to his mind.Simple and honest smile. "Hehe! Brother Huang. You really did your duty. You haven't taken out those two steamed buns yet. In fact... you can take them out. After all, Tiancang is already dead. We don't need to go Men dressed as women."

Chen Mo rubbed his hands, in fact he also felt a little guilty.After all, in his consciousness.The two steamed buns I held just now were somewhat different.