The flower protector of the female president

Shen Yuejun knew that if Chen Xing, a crazy person like Chen Xing, really acted like this, the movie would be impossible to watch. Director Feng would definitely not accept this opinion, so he didn't bother to care about Chen Xing, a country bumpkin, and continued to listen to the three of them. Discuss the script.

Chen Xing gave Director Feng a lot of advice without hesitation, some of which inspired Director Feng to a certain extent, and of course, most of them left the other three speechless.

Chen Xing talked for a while, then suddenly slapped his head and said, "Ah, I can't waste time with you guys anymore, I still have something to do, you guys discuss it first, I'll go first."

Chen Xing suddenly remembered that Yu Wenfeng was going to register for the Contest today, and he promised yesterday.

The four of them broke up, and Chen Xing drove the BMW to the second senior brother.

Yu Wenfeng got up early today, and wanted to dress up a bit, because after all, she was going out with Uncle Po today.

But thinking of the poor uncle saying that he still has something to do today, he didn't bother to move. He was lazy on the bed and didn't want to get up, thinking that he should get up again when the poor uncle came.

As a result, she was lazy on the bed until it was almost noon, and she didn't see Chen Xing.

Yu Wenfeng got up angrily, and was bumped into by Yu Houde when he left the room.

Yu Houde said: "Xiaofeng, aren't you going to register for the championship today? Why are you up so late? Do you have no confidence in yourself and don't want to participate? Don't worry, I told you yesterday Are you uncle, with your uncle here, there should be no problem!"

Yu Wenfeng said angrily: "That poor uncle hasn't come yet, I think he has forgotten about me...uh, forgot about it!"

"That's right, why Xingzi hasn't come at this time, he won't really forget it?"

Yu Houde picked up the phone as he spoke, and was about to dial Chen Xing's phone, when he heard a voice behind him saying: "Second Senior Brother, did you do something shameful? I'm right behind you, and you actually want to Call me and talk to me, tsk tsk, is there something wrong with you? Are you going to apologize for snatching my lollipop when I was a child?"

"When did I snatch your lollipop? Don't forget, it seems that I went down the mountain to buy the lollipop you ate when you were young!" The second senior brother turned around.

Chen Xing scratched his head and said, "What else? Why didn't I know?"

"There are so many things you don't remember. I don't even know how many times I have changed your diapers!" The second senior brother had a big belly, recalling the past.

"Hey, you actually mentioned the embarrassing things about me when I was a child in front of Xiaofeng, then I'm about to reveal that you stole the cucumber that Wang Er foolishly planted!" Chen Xing countered.

"Oh? Do you think I dare not tell you about you peeing in Wang Er's stupid pot?" The second senior brother did not give in.

"Second senior brother, you forced me to do this! Then I will say that you peeked..."

Chen Xing was about to tell the story of the second senior brother peeking at Widow Li taking a bath, but before he could say anything, the second senior brother covered his mouth with his hand.

"Our senior brother, who is with whom? Don't mention the past, don't hurt your peace!" The senior brother patted Chen Xing on the shoulder, which was regarded as surrender.

Yu Wenfeng looked at these two funny senior brothers, feeling speechless, and said to Chen Xing angrily, "Did you forget what happened today? Why are you here at this time?"

"Where will it happen? I got up very early today, because I wanted to register for the championship with Xiaofeng, so I didn't sleep all night last night, and I got up at four o'clock. Let them arrange the award ceremony in advance , it took 10 minutes to finish."

Chen Xing started talking nonsense again.

"Then I have been preparing meticulously at home, dressing up and dressing up, just to accompany Xiaofeng to participate in the registration with the most glamorous image. Xiaofeng, you have to understand the good intentions of my uncle!"

Yu's father and daughter looked Chen Xing up and down, and found that he was no different from usual, and the well-dressed he said was about zero.

"But, nonsense, I think you are no different from usual!" Yu Wenfeng expressed disbelief.

"So, Xiaofeng, you're too young, didn't you realize that I'm different from yesterday? My hair on the left side is parted to the right side, and I'm no longer a world famous brand under my feet! "Chen Xing pointed out the subtle changes in himself.

The pair of world famous brands on his feet are too expensive, so they are not durable and have been worn out. Now he has to wear the cloth shoes he wore when he went back down the mountain.

Yu Wenfeng looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, and said, "I'm hungry!"

"Eat and eat! I just went to the second senior brother's house to squat and eat!" Chen Xing was obviously very active.

After lunch, Yu Wenfeng got into Chen Xing's BMW and directed all the way to the registration point.

Chen Xing was directed by Yu Wenfeng to turn left and right, and he had already left the urban area, and came to a remote place with some abandoned factories nearby.

Chen Xing said dissatisfiedly: "What kind of crappy event is this, choose such a crappy place to sign up?"

Yu Wenfeng got out of the car, pointed to a small grocery store and said, "Master, this is it!"

Chen Xing saw that it was such a dilapidated place, just a small window, and an old man was smoking a cigarette in the window, staring at Yu Wenfeng boredly, completely ignoring Chen Xing's existence.

Chen Xing and Yu Wenfeng stepped forward, and Yu Wenfeng said timidly, "I'll sign up!"

The old man stretched out a hand, but did not speak, his eyes looked at the sky.

Chen Xing asked, "What is this for?"

"Registration fee, silly boy!" The old man exhaled a puff of smoke and said helplessly.

"How much?" Chen Xing thought, it's too expensive so we won't participate.

"Whatever, you know!" the old man said listlessly.

So casual?That's good.

Chen Xing took out a crumpled dollar from his bag and put it in the old man's palm.

The old man opened his mouth and looked at the dollar stupidly. After a while, he coughed a few times due to the cigarette in his hand, and said to Chen Xing, "Are you sure?"

"Is it too much? I don't seem to have fifty cents, why don't I tear up half of it and give it to you!" Chen Xing said, and was about to reach out to take back one dollar. He really planned to tear half of it for the other party and keep the half for himself.

The corner of the old man's mouth twitched, he closed his hands, and accepted the dollar.Then he turned around and took out a box and put it in front of Chen Xing. The box was covered with dust.

The old man shook his head and said with a sinister smile: "It's been a long time since anyone has challenged such a question, and you can't help it if you want to add money later."

At this time, a fat young man came running over with sweat profusely, separated Chen Xing and Yu Wenfeng with his hands, walked to the window, and put several stacks of banknotes in front of the old man as soon as he stretched out his hand, looking innocent. One hundred thousand is also seventy to eighty thousand.

"Registration fee! I'll draw first!" The fat man said as he was about to reach into the box that the old man brought out just now.

"Not this one!" The old man stopped the fat man's hand, then turned back and brought out another box. This box is much newer than the one just now, and it won't be full of dust.

"This is yours!" the old man said to the fat man.

The fat man stared suspiciously at the old man, and said, "Why do they use different boxes for drawing questions? Could it be that the questions they draw are easier through the back door?"

"They only gave one yuan for the registration fee, what do you think?" the old man said to the little fat man.

Hearing this, the little fat man patted his chest and said, "It's a good thing I didn't smoke that box just now, otherwise I'd be dead!"

"Hey, there are still people who are so funny and pay such a small registration fee. They are looking for death!" The fat man gave Chen Xing a sympathetic look, then glanced at Xu Wenfeng randomly, and then put his hand into the old man's second hand. out of the box.

Chen Xing didn't understand the rules here at all, and looked at the fat man curiously.

In fact, Yu Wenfeng didn't know much about it. In the past, when she came to sign up, the old man said it was casual, so she just paid 100 yuan, and every time she failed to pass the exam.She told Yu Houde that she was just staying on the periphery, but she was already deceiving Yu Houde.

After all, she cares about face, who wants to say that she didn't even answer the registration test questions?

The fat man took out a ball from the box, opened it, took out a roll-shaped note, swallowed nervously, and then slowly unfolded the note with his fat hands.

Then, the fat man stared at the note, with more and more beads of sweat on his head.

He kept wiping sweat, the fat on his face began to tremble, his lips quivered, but he couldn't speak.

In the end, he suddenly threw the note away and started to cry, crying, "It's over, Master will kill me! I paid a registration fee of 10 yuan, but got such a difficult question. I can't answer it!"

The ash from the old man's cigarette fell on his clothes, and he said to the fat man, "No, this is the simplest question, and you can't even answer it?"

"It's easy, sister, it's so difficult, why don't you test me to fight!" The fat man stopped crying, stood up and said to the old man angrily.

Chen Xing sympathized with the fat man, reached out and picked up the slip of paper that the fat man had thrown away, unfolded it, and there was a line written on it: Wipe off your sweat.

"Hey, didn't you do a good job just now? I saw that you were sweating profusely just now, and you kept wiping your sweat." Chen Xing said to the fat man.

The fat man stopped crying, looked at Chen Xing with disdain, and said, "How can it be so simple, this is a word fan, didn't you see that there is a bracket at the back, which says type one word?"

"Then you just pick one of these few words and type it! Look, in the whole sentence, you wiped off your sweat and typed another word. Obviously, you have completed the task!" Chen Xing analyzed to the fat man. up.

When the little fat man heard it, he felt that it made sense, and turned to the old man who collected the registration fee and said, "This is also okay?"

The old man was already astonished by Chen Xing's understanding, and replied coldly to the little fat man: "Of course not!"

Yu Wenfeng heard that it was an anagram, and immediately guessed what the word was. She was still angry at the fat man's impolite behavior just now, and said mockingly: "But, what's so difficult about it, wipe the sweaty word beside the watery word." , isn’t it just dry words!”

When the fat man heard this, his brain suddenly opened up, and he shouted, "That's right, why didn't I think of it?"

The fat man got up quickly, ran to the old man, tapped the small window, and said, "I know the answer, dry word, dry word!"

The old man said: "Well, pass!"

The fat man laughed haha, turned his head and said to Chen Xing and Yu Wenfeng: "You two are funny, it is so difficult for me to pay a hundred thousand questions, and if you pay one yuan for the registration fee, isn't that courting death?"

The fat man turned his head and took Yu Wenfeng's answer as his own, and passed the registration smoothly. Not only was he not grateful, but he was complacent, and looked at Chen Xing and Yu Wenfeng with great sympathy.