The flower protector of the female president

The people in the venue were in the same mood as Su Ziyue, eagerly waiting for the answer to the mystery.

"Let's take a rest first, and we'll announce the answer later." The host on stage said lightly, then turned and went backstage.

There was a slight booing sound from the audience.

Hosts like to play this set.

Su Ziyue was about to go crazy. She was quite anxious at this moment, but the host came up with such a sentence.

That can't be helped, so I have to wait.

Turning around, I wanted to discuss with Chen Xing whether we should go first, and then asked Lin Siqin to contact Sein Feifei, and just transfer the money lost from the bet, but it turned out that Chen Xing had disappeared at some point.

Wouldn't it be funk?It may also be because he went to the toilet. Seeing that he ate a lot just now, no matter how big his stomach is, he couldn't hold it.

Just as Su Ziyue guessed, Chen Xing had already run to the toilet at this time, urgent to urinate!
Just now, I ate sea drinks like crazy and drank too many drinks.

Chen Xing went into the toilet and found that the toilet was very outdated, even a five-star toilet, without even a urinal!
Chen Xing had no choice but to unzip his trouser chains and push open the cubicle of the squatting toilet. He was about to relax, but when the door of the cubicle opened, there was a scream.

"what!"

Before Chen Xing's guy took it out, he saw someone in the compartment. This is not too important. The important thing is that there is a woman in the compartment, and more importantly, the woman in the compartment is Seinfeld!

Because Seinfeld lost badly in the competition in the afternoon, so at the trade fair tonight, although Seinfeld was relaxed on the surface, she was actually quite nervous. She didn't want to lose to Chen Xing, a bumpkin. , she kept drinking water, so after taking the last picture, before the host announced the result, she rushed to the women's bathroom to get rid of the excess water in her stomach.

And because she was in a hurry, as soon as she entered the cubicle, she took off her pants and sat on the toilet without closing the door.

So, with a light push from Chen Xing, the door opened.

The Sein Feifei Chen Xing saw at this time was of course a pair of trousers that had faded to the toes.

"Ah! You stinky rascal! Get out!" Sein Feifei's face was flushed, but he didn't dare to move. Sitting like this, Chen Xing still couldn't see much. If there was more movement, Chen Xing would probably see When it arrives, there will be more.

"Hey, why did you run into the men's room? No matter how anxious you are, don't act like this. There is an old saying that men and women are different!" Chen Xing said.

"..." Sein Feifei gritted his teeth with hatred, and shouted at him: "This is the women's toilet!"

"Ah? Is this the women's toilet? But I'm also in a hurry. Why don't we use it together? It doesn't matter if you know each other so well. Besides, I saw everything in the afternoon!" Chen Xing discussed with Seinfeld.

cooked?Who knows you well?I'd rather put you on the fire and roast you!

Seeing Chen Xing exit the cubicle, Sein Feifei had already closed the door with a "bang", and then bolted the door with a "click"!
"You're too stingy, why don't you just borrow the toilet. And this hotel is too economical. The women's toilet doesn't even have a urinal. This is simply discriminating against female compatriots. I protest on behalf of female compatriots!" Chen Xing had no choice but to turn around and walk out of the women's toilet in resentment, not forgetting to slander the incomplete facilities of the hotel's women's toilet.

Seinfeld on the toilet: "..."

Whoever gives me a knife, I will rush out and stab him to death right now!
But forget it, it's not suitable to go out now.Let's go out later and see how my sister beats you, bumpkin!
When Chen Xing came out of the women's toilet, he turned around and found an entrance next to him, and walked in.

As soon as Chen Xing entered the men's room, he saw a strange old man about 70 years old with a silvery white beard on his chin.The old man was wearing a dirty and old gown, which was not much better than what Chen Xing was wearing. He also had a pair of old round-frame glasses on his nose, and they still had no temples. It's all about the same thing.

"Hey, old man, which dynasty did you travel through?" Chen Xing asked curiously.

The old man looked at Chen Xing arrogantly, said "Irreverent boy!" and ignored Chen Xing.

"Old man, be careful to wet your shoes." Chen Xing reminded kindly.

"Irreverent boy! This old man is extremely strong. Where did you come from, you brat? How dare you mock this old man with wet shoes when you talk to me like this!" I don't like to listen to stalks.

"You rude old man, I'm just reminding you to be careful. Be careful of getting your shoes wet. It's ugly to go out. This is a good intention, do you understand?" Chen Xing said very confidently.

In fact, when Chen Xing saw this old man, he thought of Bai Xiaosheng on Longhu Mountain. That smelly old man trained him strictly since he was a child, and made him suffer a lot. He has never had a chance to retaliate. Now he saw this strange old man , I couldn't help but make a mockery.

"Irreverent boy! You think you are young and strong, so you discriminate against the old man, and you will look good to you in a while! Do you dare to compare yourself with the old man?" This strange old man spoke half-spoken words, but he was quite like Bai Xiaosheng.

Chen Xing got more excited, yelling, this old man dares to urinate higher and farther than anyone with me?

"Wow, you're a rude old man, you're pretty good. But you just gamble without placing a bet, isn't it good?" Chen Xing's gambling addiction seemed to have relapsed.

"What do you want to bet?" The old man froze for a moment.

"Do you have a daughter... No, at your age, a daughter is not suitable for me. Do you have a granddaughter or something? How do you look?" Chen Xing asked.

"The old man has a granddaughter who is as beautiful as a flower, what do you want?" the old man replied.

"That's it. If I win, your beautiful granddaughter will be mine!"

Before the old man agreed, Chen Xing had already opened his hands and started a war.

The old man was also speechless at this time, because Chen Xing's performance already showed his failure!
How did the old man know that Chen Xing was in a hurry to urinate, and just now he accidentally broke into the women's restroom by mistake and bumped into Sein Feifei, and at this moment his fighting spirit was high.

The old man opened his O-shaped mouth, looked at the traces on the ceiling, and felt ashamed in his heart.

Chen Xingming withdrew his troops and said to the old man, "Your granddaughter is mine now!"

"Ridiculous! The old man is well-versed, how could he compete with a villager like you for such a low-level thing, let alone lose his granddaughter to you!" The old man was defeated, flung his sleeves and left.

"Hey, rude old man, it seems that you said you wanted to gamble just now!"

Chen Xing zipped up and chased out of the toilet, but the rude old man had long since disappeared.After finally winning another game, the debtor ran away.However, Chen Xing naturally knew that it was just a joke just now, not to mention that the old man didn't agree that the granddaughter would belong to him if he lost.

Chen Xing just compared the old man to Bai Xiaosheng and played games with him.

After going down the mountain, Chen Xing still thought about Bai Xiaosheng for a moment. After all, they lived together on the mountain for 20 years.

Back at the venue, Chen Xing walked over to meet Su Ziyue's suspicious gaze.

"Did you go to the bathroom?" Su Ziyue asked when she saw Chen Xing approaching.

"That's right, I drank a little too much water just now." Chen Xing said.

"What a coincidence? I just saw Seinfeld walking back from the toilet with a blushing face. Did you meet in the toilet?" Su Ziyue asked suspiciously.

"How could we meet her? She's in the women's room, and I'm in the men's room, wife!" Chen Xing thought to himself, does this chick have clairvoyance?I accidentally entered the women's restroom and she saw it?
"Then why did she come out blushing?"

"Then I don't know, maybe it's because I can't pee, I'm too hard, I'm holding back."

"Vulgar!" Su Ziyue finally gave up the irrelevant interrogation, and said, "You know what? We don't necessarily lose. Just now the manager announced that two of the three works this time are fake, so Seinfeld's hand will be fake." There will also be a fake one, if the fake one is photographed by her for 51 yuan, then she will lose!"

Chen Xing didn't have the surprised expression that Su Ziyue expected, but just let out a faint "oh".

"Do you understand? We don't necessarily lose!" Su Ziyue repeated again, fearing that the bumpkin Chen Xing would not understand.

"It's nothing to lose, it's just money, it's not a gamble." Chen Xing said.

"Besides, I won't lose. Don't worry my wife, what are you afraid of when I'm here?" Chen Xing was very confident.

Su Ziyue murmured in her heart: "I'm afraid if you're here, you don't know anything, you just snatched a fake product, I'm so relieved!"

At this time, an old man in a long gown walked out of the backstage, followed by the manager and the host. The old man was obviously a little excited, and walked quickly to the booth, while the host and the manager were talking carefully behind him, as if they were talking to each other. The compensation along the way is not.

Chen Xing took a look, hey, isn't this the old man who urinates higher and farther than himself in the toilet?
As soon as they entered the booth, everyone in the venue recognized who the old man was, except Chen Xing.

There was a buzz of discussion in the venue.

At this time, Su Ziyue suddenly hugged Chen Xing's arm, and kept jumping excitedly.

"Look, look, it's him, it's him!" Su Ziyue's face was full of joy, and her face was already flushed with excitement.

Chen Xing suddenly felt that the garden was full of spring scenery, and a pretty face was in front of his eyes.

Although Chen Xing felt the sudden happiness, he couldn't help feeling jealous: "Such a bad old man, can you be so nympho?"

"I, I'm not a nympho, do you know who he is?"

"He's just a bad old man! He's not as good as me!" Chen Xing replied disdainfully.

"He's Bai Yi! We won't lose!"

Su Ziyue was very excited, she stretched her head over and kissed Chen Xing on the cheek!
Chen Xing was stunned for a moment.