The flower protector of the female president

It was already evening when Shen Yuejun woke up.

Her head hurt a little, and it took her a while to remember what happened today.Seeing himself lying on the bed, he was shocked, that stinky hooligan did something to him, right?

He hurriedly fumbled around his body, and it seemed that the clothes were still there, and he hadn't been captured by that stinky bastard Chen Xing.

At this moment, she was frightened for a while, a young girl brought a stinky hooligan home and got drunk by him, if something happened, it would be too late to regret it!

She got up and went to the living room to see that Chen Xing had cleaned up the table, even the cups and bowls had been washed.Suddenly there was a strange feeling in my heart, that stinky hooligan was really acting weird, and he didn't look like a hooligan at all.

At this time, she found the note on the table.

On the note, Chen Xing's words are smooth and smooth, with a wild style in the beauty, the structure and composition are quite eye-catching, and the ancient vertical writing method is still used.Shen Yuejun doesn't know calligraphy, but she was attracted by the handsome and wild font at first glance.

Chen Xing's cursive words combined, and it took Shen Yuejun, who is used to computers, a lot of effort to understand the words on it: "Sister Jinghua, you asked me to kiss you, you are not allowed to lose your temper after you wake up! I The glass heart is almost repaired, let's continue to repair the remaining little bit another day!"

Him, he actually kissed me?

Shen Yuejun was dumbfounded all of a sudden.What the hell happened after getting drunk?Her mind is in a blur now, and she can't remember those details at all.

How can I let him kiss me?No matter how drunk I am, I won't do such a foolish thing, will I?This stinky rascal must have taken advantage of me while I was drunk, and then taken it without asking!

Shen Yuejun was angry, this was her first kiss, how could it be taken away so easily by a stinky hooligan?
Shen Yuejun angrily called Chen Xing.

"You stinking hooligan, what did you do to me?" As soon as the call was connected, Shen Yuejun yelled at the phone, with a high level of anger.

"Sister Jinghua, you seem to be very angry. I have cleaned up the table and washed the tableware. Did I put the tableware in the wrong place?" Chen Xing tried hard to remember what he did wrong on the other end of the phone. .

"You...you don't pretend, the note you left said, it said...you kissed me!" Shen Yuejun regretted that her first kiss was gone.

"Oh, I wrote about this. Don't lose your temper. I didn't do anything wrong. You asked me to kiss you." Chen Xing's voice was indifferent.That's right, you asked me to kiss, can I not kiss?I am not a fool.

Shen Yuejun was so determined that she thought that Chen Xing took it for herself: "You are talking nonsense, how could I let you kiss me? Did you steal a kiss while I was drunk? You are despicable and shameless!" The smelly rascal!"

"Hey, I knew you would trouble me when you woke up, so I was prepared. I have evidence to prove that you asked me to kiss you!" Chen Xing was confident.

"Evidence? What evidence?" Shen Yuejun asked.

"Listen." After Chen Xing finished speaking, he played a recording for Shen Yuejun, which was the recording when they were drinking at noon.

Chen Xing hasn't figured out the other functions of the mobile phone given by the second senior brother, but Chen Xing has mastered the recording function.

Listening to the recording of their drinking at noon on the phone, Shen Yuejun wanted to die.

In that recording, Shen Yuejun did hear herself drunkenly saying to Chen Xing: "Kiss quickly!"

From the dialogue in the recording, we can know that what Shen Yuejun said should be "Hurry up and smell it!" However, Shen Yuejun was drunk and couldn't straighten his tongue, so he called the smell a kiss.

"You, you clearly know that I'm drunk, and you also know that what I mean is smell, smell of alcohol, you are taking advantage of someone's danger!" Shen Yuejun is still angry, this stinky hooligan clearly knows what I mean , but just pretend not to know, really hateful.

"Ah? Then how do I know if you're real? What if you want me to kiss you, but you're too embarrassed to say it, so you pretend to be drunk and wait for the opportunity to hint to me with a homonym, but because I don't understand With your good intentions, if you miss a romantic and beautiful moment for nothing, then I will be guilty." Chen Xing had a good reason.

Shen Yuejun: "..."

Shen Yuejun really wanted to flip the table!

But, this stinking hooligan really has evidence. As a policeman, she is the most interested in evidence. Since the other party has evidence to prove that it was Shen Yuejun who made the request, Shen Yuejun, as a policeman, can't do anything!
"Then, then, what happened next?" Shen Yuejun had no choice but to temporarily reveal the matter, and asked what happened next.If something happened, for example, if this stinky rascal got messy while she was drunk, she was going to trample him to death right now!

"Later, oh, it's such a pity to say, I just touched your lips, and before I had time to kiss you hard, you fell on the sofa and got drunk, and you couldn't wake up no matter how much you screamed. Sister Jinghua, Did you do it on purpose?" Chen Xing said.

Oh, just a touch?That seemed a little better.

Shen Yuejun couldn't help wiping his lips with his hand, as if he wanted to wipe off the traces left by Chen Xing at once.After listening to Chen Xing's narration, she was a little relieved. If she just touched it lightly, her loss seemed to be a little less, and the crime of Chen Xing, that stinky hooligan, would not be that great.

Then Chen Xing reported to Shen Yuejun exactly how he carried Shen Yuejun into the bed, covered her with a quilt, cleaned up the table, left a note and left.

Shen Yuejun breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, although the loss was not small, after all, the loss was minimized.

And this stinky hooligan seems to be quite a gentleman. She hasn't done anything outrageous since she passed out, and even helped her wash the dishes. If the incident of touching her lips didn't happen, this would be a typical good The image of a man.

"Sister Jinghua, I not only have the recording at noon, I also have the recording of your sleep talk last night." Chen Xing remembered another thing.

"Let's listen to it." Shen Yuejun was also very curious about her sleep talk at night, because people would never hear herself talking in her sleep, so listening to herself talking in her sleep is quite interesting.

However, the recording Shen Yuejun heard made her face blush.In the recording is Shen Yuejun's monologue, with words like "Don't come here", "Ah, let go", "You hurt me", etc., and then there are a few sounds from the nose, the meaning is not clear.

Combined with last night's dream, Shen Yuejun immediately knew the context of those words.

Fortunately, Chen Xing couldn't see Shen Yuejun's flushed face at this moment.Shen Yuejun pretended to be indifferent to the phone and said: "I dreamed about catching a thief last night, please delete this recording."

"It can't be deleted. It sounds like I'm having a sexual dream. I'll play this recording to listen to it when I'm sleeping. Maybe I can also have a sexual dream." Chen Xing disagreed.

"Deleted!" Shen Yuejun said in an orderly tone.

"It's okay to delete, you can tell me the story tonight!" Chen Xing put forward the condition.

"Okay, as long as you delete it, I will tell you a story tonight." Shen Yuejun readily agreed to Chen Xing's condition in order to delete this passage.

After Chen Xing finished the call, Aunt Liu's meal was ready.

At the dinner table, Su Ziyue mentioned that Lin Siqin would borrow Chen Xing tomorrow. Of course, she did not explicitly ask Chen Xing to be her temporary boyfriend, but said to Chen Xing: "Tomorrow Siqin will go back to her hometown. As the personal bodyguard of our Su family, Siqin is entrusted to you for protection, and your task is to send her home safely and bring her back safely."

Chen Xing was a little disappointed when he heard that, so the so-called borrowing was just that?Casually said "oh".

Lin Sisu, who was a bit shy at the dinner table, suddenly became a little angry at this moment, and frowned and said to Chen Xing: "Oh, bumpkin, the boss is not willing to hear your tone? How can I say she is also a beauty... Although not as beautiful as the president, do you lose your identity?"

At this time, Su Ziyue also helped her: "Yes, you are not happy to protect such a beautiful woman like Siqin? Believe it or not, I will deduct your salary for a year?"

The little goblin second lady who loves to join in the fun also criticized Chen Xing, saying: "Brother-in-law, your attitude is wrong, sister Siqin is a great beauty, you should be honored to let you protect her!"

Facing the bombardment of the three women, Chen Xing said: "No, I thought my role could be bigger, but I didn't expect it to be as simple as protecting the beauties, so I'm just a little bit disappointed."

Su Ziyue said to Lin Siqin: "This country bumpkin thinks you don't use it enough, Siqin, he will leave it to you tomorrow, and you can use it as you like!"

As soon as Su Ziyue said this, she immediately felt that her words were quite strange.

Lin Siqin also felt that it was not ordinary weird.

Immediately, the two beauties were stunned for a moment, then they stopped talking and bowed their heads to eat.

Seeing the inexplicable reactions of these two women, Chen Xing and the little goblin looked at each other, thinking in their hearts why these two women are so weird today.

I finally finished my meal.Chen Xing changed his habit of pestering all the beauties in the past, and hid in the house early to wait for Shen Yuejun's call.Lin Siqin was going home tomorrow, so she closed the house early to pack her things.Su Ziyue finally made it to the weekend, and now she's nestling in her room looking for romance dramas online to relax.Needless to say, the goblin continued the game after the meal.

The hall was quite deserted tonight, and the frolicking in the evening seemed to be just a dream.

Chen Xing waited and waited but did not see Shen Yuejun calling. Seeing that it was time to go to bed, he took the initiative to call Shen Yuejun.

"Sister Jinghua, are you trying to play tricks? You promised to tell me a story tonight!" As soon as the call was connected, Chen Xing questioned Shen Yuejun.

Seeing that Shen Yuejun could not escape this fate, she had no choice but to pick up "Compendium of Foreign Fairy Tales" and said, "Then let's tell the story of "Thumbelina" tonight."

"I got tired of hearing Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales last night, and I want to listen to new ones today!" Chen Xing said.

"Grimm's Fairy Tale?" Shen Yuejun got up and was going to find Grimm's Fairy Tale.

"I don't want to listen to fairy tales tonight, I want to listen to "Jin Ping Mei"!" Chen Xing's voice sounded so wretched.

Shen Yuejun: "..."

This stinky rascal actually asked me to give it to him... What kind of book is that, Shen Yuejun has heard of it!