Villain: My earthy love story made the hostess set collapse

"Fuck, has anyone's windmill become a master? It's too scary."

"Niubi, this brother is doing somersaults on the spot, and the big windmill is spinning around."

"Even a circus wouldn't dare to perform like this. Two-finger Zen somersaults is really inhuman."

"It's too strong, sir, can you stop for a while, our Dragon Kingdom Talent Show would like to invite you to perform on stage."

Passers-by on the street stopped to watch this scene,
The electric fans in their house are not as smooth as Xiao Fan's!

"Qiuyue, look at my physique."

Xiao Fan said this to 'Murong Qiuyue' while turning somersaults.

He didn't know if it was because it was turning too fast,

It is intermittent when speaking.

"Xiao Fan, you are so handsome. I didn't know you knew this skill. You are simply a treasure boy."

Gao Heng kept clapping his hands to encourage each other.

He knows that when a person does something stupid, he cannot persuade the other party,

You have to encourage the other party well, and encourage the other party to become a big fool.

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"I want you to know how brave the man who likes you is."

Hearing Murong Qiuyue's praise, Xiao Fan's blood spurted and his speed became faster.

This is the first time he has been praised by the girl he likes.

"Who can turn on or off the fan of the home appliance?"

When the owner of the nearby snack bar went out, he saw Xiao Fan flipping faster and faster because of excitement.

The wind pressure brought by Xiao Fan even messed up the shop owner's Mediterranean hairstyle.

"vomit!!"

Xiao Fan made an emergency stop at a critical moment,
He clutched his stomach and retched for a while. Under the rapid somersault,

He almost spit out his favorite bun, but luckily he swallowed it.

"Hey~!"

Everyone at the scene dispersed in fright, for fear that the other party would vomit all over themselves.

"This is too violent!"

Gao Heng pinched his nose and backed up again and again.

He was also afraid that God of War, with his crooked mouth, would spit on himself.

"Qiuyue, don't be afraid, I'll swallow it, it's fine."

Xiao Fan opened his mouth to tell the other party not to be afraid.

I just had breakfast, and it's normal to have a little stress reaction.

Everyone present: "."

"You just vomited and burped so badly."

Gao Heng pinched his nose and waved his hands repeatedly.

"Qiuyue, me."

Xiao Fan gave a wry smile, and was about to explain,

The other party said again:

"Okay, I also know that you are doing it for me, this is the first time someone cares about me so much, thank you for performing for me"

Said in a soft and pleasant voice.

Xiao Fan watched 'Murong Qiuyue' roll up her hair beside her ear, and her whole heart trembled.

He knew that the person he liked was a little angel in the world.

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"Jie Jie Jie, as expected of me, isn't this a small trick to make the Dragon King grateful to me?"

"Murong Qiuyue, please thank me, let me help you train the Dragon King well."

Gao Heng laughed badly in his heart.

He knew it wasn't the other party's fault.

But if you operate like this, the other party will feel that you are wrong.

The old green tea man.

"Qiuyue, you are so kind to me."

Xiao Fan spoke affectionately.

"I, I'm not for you."

Gao Heng replied arrogantly with the heroine's personality of being cold on the outside and hot on the inside.

After saying this, he felt like he was pretending to be Murong Qiuyue, and he threw up!
If it wasn't for stabilizing the plot and adding interaction value, he wouldn't talk like this,

A man like him said such arrogant words,
The taste is too strong!
"Hehehe, Qiuyue, I just like your knife-mouthed bean curd heart."

Xiao Fan blushed and murmured.

Gao Heng: "."

"Qiuyue, what kind of perfume are you wearing? It smells good."

Xiao Fan spoke abruptly and praised the other party.

"Liu Shen toilet water."

Gao Heng put on the pain mask and spoke speechlessly.

He was about to be vomited by the other party.

Dragon King is a big straight man!
How dare you say such disgusting things!

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"Qiuyue, let me treat you to Malatang. I know there is a time-honored snack bar nearby."

Xiao Fan showed two rows of big white teeth and smiled.

His biggest dream in life is to bring the person he likes,
Go to a Malatang snack bar to eat Malatang!

"Okay, let's go and try."

Gao Heng nodded.

He complained in his heart and went straight to heaven.

Dragon King, you can do it, what the hell, it's me and you eating this Mala Tang in the end.

Although I am Murong Qiuyue in disguise,
But you are really ashamed to take Murong Qiuyue, who is worth hundreds of billions, to eat Malatang.

"Dog author, you deserve to be the protagonist you created."

Gao Heng and Xiao Fan were walking on the road, their thoughts drifted into the distance.

Xiao Fan felt that Malatang was delicious because of the set relationship.

But he knew as a reader,
This is because in the real world, there is an old stalk about Malatang,

The gist probably means,
Men and women go to eat Mala Tang, and men can open hotels with each other.

That's why dog ​​writers are special, they love to write about the main character taking the girls to eat Mala Tang and play tricks.

Fortunately, the author of the dog was just playing tricks, and did not write that the protagonist actually took the heroine to the hotel.

Otherwise, Gao Heng wouldn't dare to eat this bowl of Malatang!

Otherwise, Deng Dua Lang will be finished after eating.

"It's here, it's this century-old brand."

Xiao Fan's eyes lit up and he spoke.

"Ok?"

Gao Heng followed the other party's gaze.

Sure enough, I saw a century-old Malatang shop.

I saw a sign on the store that said:

[Century-old brand. It is still 98 years away from a century-old store. ]
"Is it really nice for the owner to be so naughty!"

Gao Heng was a little dumbfounded.

It turns out that the century-old brand is this one-hundred-year-old brand!

"Boss, I brought my friend over to eat today, and I'll order two bowls of deluxe Mala Tang as usual."

Xiao Fan sat down and said.

"Okay, two bowls of Malatang~!"

The boss responded enthusiastically,
He immediately got busy with his wife.

Soon, the hot Mala Tang was served on the table.

"I ate first."

Gao Heng didn't forget his identity in the midst of this,

When he eats, he is very graceful and takes small bites.

Xiao Fan treats you,

Gao Heng, who loves prostitutes by nature, eats very well,
However, while he was eating, he suddenly felt uncomfortable.

He looked up, and suddenly found that Xiao Fan, the idiot Dragon King, was actually staring at him!
"You eat, why don't you eat."

Gao Heng sighed, and looked at the other party strangely.

"Qiuyue, I think the way you eat is so cute."

Xiao Fan blushed, and spoke shyly.

"Pfft, cough cough cough!!!"

Gao Heng choked on the spicy soup and almost spit it out.

Others are numb,

Dragon King, you are so poisonous!

when did you start being so perverted