Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's happy salted fish life

These three masters picked themselves clean!But after all, his intelligence is limited, and he thinks too much about himself.

"Third Master, your thick skin is really unmatched by anyone!"

"You, how can you."

He Yuzhu directly pointed at the third master and cursed, he ignored the third master who wanted to talk, interrupted him directly, and said loudly:
"Everyone in the neighborhood, my sister Yushui is coming back today. I wanted to improve her life, so I bought a duck and wanted to make duck soup for her. However, Xu Damao, together with the second and third masters, kicked Broke my door and stole my old duck soup."

"You, you nonsense"

As soon as those three guys were obedient, they wanted to talk, but they couldn't get in.

Without even looking at them, He Yuzhu raised his voice and continued:

"Just grab it! Who told them that there are so many people!
However, they robbed me of my old duck soup and framed me for stealing chicken, which is unreasonable!

This is ruining my reputation, He Yuzhu!My old He family has three generations of farm laborers, that is a decent family with red seedlings!It is to rely on the chef's craftsmanship to eat.

When it came to me, the three of them turned me into chicken thieves, how could I stay in this courtyard in the future?How can I go to work in a steel factory?

Therefore, I decided to let the comrades at the police station handle it according to what the second and third uncles said, and I must return my innocence.

Otherwise, my reputation will be ruined. If any of you dare to cook soup and eat meat in the future, not only will you be robbed, but the key point is that he will frame you for stealing chickens!

Everyone think about it! "

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, the people in the yard were blown away, saying anything.

"Zhuzi is right, it is indeed too bullying, let the comrades in the police station deal with it!"

"Yes, go to the police station."

"Okay, then I will listen to everyone and report to the police station."

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he turned around and was about to walk out of the courtyard.

Now those three guys can't sit still anymore. If it really makes trouble to the police station, although they won't be locked up, if the factory finds out, although they won't lose their jobs, if they want to be evaluated for advanced and professional titles, they must be It's over.

The third master panicked, trotted over and stopped He Yuzhu, immediately put on a fake smile, and said:
"I said Zhuzi, don't be impulsive. They all belong to the same yard and have been neighbors for decades. We have something to talk about, so don't bother the comrades at the police station."

"I can't tell you, go tell the comrades at the police station!"

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he pretended to leave.

Seeing that He Yuzhu was going to the police station, Xu Damao and the second uncle also hurried over. The three of them surrounded He Yuzhu and kept talking good things.

He Yuzhu was wronged by the three of them. The uncle was very angry at first and wanted to go to the police station, but in the end he still felt a little embarrassed.He came over and said:
"Zhuzi, this matter cannot be left alone, but it is a matter in the yard after all, otherwise, let's settle it in the yard! Is that okay?"

He Yuzhu, who had no intention of going to the police station, borrowed the opportunity to get off the donkey and said:
"Since the uncle has spoken, I can agree to solve it in the yard first, but if it can't be solved, then I'll go to the police station."

After the three guys muttered together for a while, the third master cleared his throat and said:

"Neighbors, because of the recklessness of Liu Dahai and Comrades Xu Damao today, they not only broke down the door of He Yuzhu's house, but also wronged him.

After discussing with Xu Damao, our three leaders decided to clarify Comrade He Yuzhu's innocence first, and he had nothing to do with the chicken loss.

As the leaders of the courtyard, my uncle and I made a conclusion before we found out the truth of the matter, which is also wrong.

Therefore, the three leaders in our courtyard will apologize to He Yuzhu together with Xu Damao. "

The words of the third master not only cleaned himself up inside and out, but also brought the elder master in.

Everyone is not stupid, his words made the first and second uncles very angry, but now the most important thing is to appease He Yuzhu, so no one will say more.

The uncle had no choice but to follow them and apologize to He Yuzhu.

As soon as the apology was finished here, the third master hurriedly said:
"Things are ending everywhere, the meeting is adjourned."

"I said third master, are you fooling the second idiot? You call it solving the problem? You are just talking nonsense. According to what you said, starting from tonight, I will kick the door of your house every night, and then I'm apologizing to you."

He Yuzhu sneered and said, everyone saw that He Yuzhu didn't like the third master at all, so they put away their plans to go home and gathered around again.

Seeing that He Yuzhu was still relentless, the second uncle became angry and walked over aggressively, saying angrily:
"He Yuzhu, don't go too far. Our three leaders have already apologized to you. What else do you want? If you dare to mess around again, I'll see how I deal with you."

The second uncle tried to use his non-existent strength to suppress He Yuzhu, but he didn't like him at all.

He Yuzhu smiled, looked at the second uncle like a fool, and said:

"Second uncle, according to what you said, even if you take off my underpants, I have to take off my vest too?"

This made everyone laugh.

"you"

"You, you, the door of my house was kicked down, the old duck soup was robbed, and I was framed by you as a chicken thief. Now it's over if you say a few words that are neither salty nor bland? I tell you, it's over. go.

Not only will I go to the police station to report the crime, I will also go to the steel factory tomorrow to find the leader to report what your second uncle and Xu Damao have done. "

Speaking of this, He Yuzhu pointed to the third master again, and said:

"And you, I will go to your school leader tomorrow to report that you, as a teacher and a role model, were rejected because of the request, and joined others, entered the house, sabotaged, robbed, and planted slander."

Damn, wearing this big hat directly stunned these three guys.

"You, you are talking nonsense, that's what Xu Damao and Liu Dahai did, it has nothing to do with me, I am"

The third master was in a hurry, his face flushed, and he stammered.

"Go away, I'm too lazy to beep with you."

He Yuzhu threw down a sentence and was about to walk outside.

"He Yuzhu, the door is broken, I will accompany you."

Xu Damao was anxious, and quickly shouted that he was afraid that He Yuzhu would really make trouble in the factory. Although he would not lose his job, the projectionist's errand was about to come to an end, especially the two old hens, who were the ones he secretly Received, can't see the light at all.

pay!
Finally got to the point.

After a long time, the idiot finally said it. He Yuzhu stopped, turned to look at Xu Damao, and said:

"Compensation? How do you plan to compensate? Tell me and let me hear."

Xu Damao blinked his little eyes, thought for a moment, and said:
"I, I'll accompany you for a dollar, and then I'll fix the door for you."