Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's happy salted fish life
Chapter 64
Xu Damao took two sneak peeks at Qin Xiaoru, both of which were seen by He Yuzhu. In addition, last night, he saw the two sneaking back one after the other. It is basically certain that the two have hooked up.
Do you want to fix this couple of dogs and men?
You deserve it.
He Yuzhu thought for a moment, stood up, patted his clothes, put on a posture, cleared his throat, put on a very serious expression, and said:
"Three uncles, neighbors, I have a few words that I don't know whether I should say."
"Say."
The three uncles replied in unison.
He Yuzhu looked at Qin Xiaoru, finally set his eyes on Xu Damao, and said solemnly:
"Xu Damao, do you think the old lady is talking nonsense?"
Just now when He Yuzhu looked at Qin Xiaoru in the blink of an eye, Xu Damao panicked. Did he see it?impossible!It must be like the old lady, trying to bluff me, I will not be fooled by you.
Just as he was about to speak, he heard He Yuzhu say loudly:
"Every neighbor in the neighborhood, what the old lady said is true.
Last night, I saw with my own eyes Xu Damao holding Qin Xiaoru's hand. The two talked and laughed, and returned to the courtyard together very affectionately. "
This sentence frightened Xu Damao very much. Could it be that he really saw it?its not right!We clearly came back one after the other!This guy is obviously talking nonsense.
Just as he was about to refute, Qin Xiaoru stood up excitedly, pointed at He Yuzhu and said loudly:
"You're talking nonsense, the two of us clearly came back last night in tandem."
As soon as the words came out of her mouth, she knew something was wrong, and He Yuzhu was so angry that she said everything, and quickly covered her face with her hands and stopped talking.
oops!This melon woman!
Xu Damao gasped angrily, quickly grabbed his own people, and squatted on the ground.
Now the people in the yard were blown up, and they all started talking:
"It turns out that Xu Damao really hooked up with another woman."
"That woman is Qin Huairu's cousin."
"What a shameless couple."
"Send those two dogs and men to the police station."
"Catch them and parade them through the streets."
"."
Seeing that the neighbors were all angry, Qin Huairu and Jia Zhangshi took Qin Xiaoru up and wanted to go back, but they were stopped by everyone. The second uncle pointed at them and said:
"Qin Huairu, your sister Qin Xiaoru can't leave. She and Xu Damao are messing with each other. We are going to send the two of them to the police station. She must stay here."
This kind of thing is embarrassing, and Qin Xiaoru said it himself, so what else can Qin Huairu say.
Jia Zhang knew about Xu Damao and Qin Xiaoru, so she didn't dare to say a word.
Squatting on the ground and pinching Xu Damao among the crowd for a long time, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, it was all because of He Yuzhu, if it wasn't for his tricks, the matter would not have been revealed.
Damn, it's all over, labor and capital are fighting with you.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, he stood up suddenly from the ground, pointed at He Yuzhu and shouted:
"He Yuzhu, you fucking dare to bully me, labor and capital are fighting with you."
As he spoke, he rushed towards He Yuzhu.
This guy was probably confused by anger, he forgot that he couldn't beat him at all.
Seeing Xu Damao rushing over to make a move, He Yuzhu raised his hand and hit him on the nose with a spindle.
"oops!"
Xu Damao suffered the most merciless beating with the most graceful posture.
He let out a scream, nosebleeds spurted out in an instant, he stepped back seven or eight steps 'thud, thump, thump', and fell to the ground sprawled, tears streaming down the corners of his eyes.
Huh!He cried!
He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao lying on the ground in disbelief, and then at his fist.
No!It didn't take much force, just a light punch made this guy cry?
Seeing Xu Damao being knocked down on the ground, Guan Xiaoman didn't feel any distress anymore, she rushed over and kicked her feet up, shouting while kicking:
"Xu Damao, you bastard, now I want to divorce you."
At this moment, Xu Damao didn't have the ability to resist, he covered his nose with one hand, curled up on the ground with his head in the other, and let Guan Xiaoman kick and kick him.
The surrounding neighbors not only did not go to hold Guan Xiaoman, but also shouted loudly:
"Hit him."
It was the three uncles who pulled Guan Xiaoman away.
In the end, the three uncles asked for the opinions of the big guys. Since Xu Damao was already scarred and Guan Xiaoman also filed for divorce, they were given a chance and did not send them to the police station.
However, Qin Xiaoru had to leave the courtyard immediately. Before Xu Damao and Guan Xiaoman divorced, she could not step into the courtyard again, otherwise she would be turned over to the police station immediately.
After returning to Mrs. Long's room, Guan Xiaoman seemed to be in a calmer mood. She sat at the table with the old lady, looked at He Yuzhu who was cooking beside her, thought for a while, and said:
"Hey! Thank you for today."
When she said it, she felt that it was wrong. Since he saw Xu Damao and Qin Xiaoru getting together, why didn't he tell me in advance.
Thinking of this, Guan Xiaoman became angry again, and before He Yuzhu could speak, she said loudly:
"I thank you ass. You are not a good person. You didn't tell me when you saw them getting together. I made a fool of myself today."
He Yuzhu ignored her, took out the dishes, put them on the table and put them down, frowned and said:
"Are you mentally disturbed by Xu Damao's beating, why don't you go to the hospital?"
"You're the one who's mentally ill!"
Guan Xiaoman replied angrily, picked up the steamed bun and ate it.
The old lady glared at He Yuzhu, signaling him not to speak.
He didn't bother to say much, and bowed his head to cook.
As soon as Qin Huairu brought Qin Xiaoru back into the house, he pointed at his cousin angrily and said:
"Hurry up and pack your things, go home early tomorrow morning, and see what you are doing."
Qin Xiao didn't dare to say anything at this moment, and quietly packed his things, hating He Yuzhu in his heart.
Xu Damao returned home with many scars. The nosebleed had stopped, but his nose was swollen.
Looking at the disfigured face in the mirror, he clenched his fists and muttered viciously to himself:
"What! He Yuzhu, if labor and capital don't kill you, labor and capital are not Xu Damao."
'Ah Choo.'
"It must be Xu Damao who chopped off his head and scolded labor."
He Yuzhu sneezed several times in a row as soon as he walked to the middle courtyard, and couldn't help cursing.
His sister didn't come back for dinner today, so he was a little worried.
Seeing that the lights were on in my sister's room at this moment, I wanted to go over and ask. Who knew that the lights in the room went out as soon as he walked to the door. He obviously heard his footsteps and turned off the lights on purpose.
What kind of sister is this!
Forget it, she is such a big person, she shouldn't be hungry.
Food Bureau.
After sending He Yushui away, Tong Jiahui lay on the bed. She wanted to go to the courtyard today, but Yushui said that she must wait until He Yuzhu came to find her in person before she could go back.
She has nothing to do with this future sister-in-law, after all, he has always helped her speak.
But will that bastard come?
Do you want to fix this couple of dogs and men?
You deserve it.
He Yuzhu thought for a moment, stood up, patted his clothes, put on a posture, cleared his throat, put on a very serious expression, and said:
"Three uncles, neighbors, I have a few words that I don't know whether I should say."
"Say."
The three uncles replied in unison.
He Yuzhu looked at Qin Xiaoru, finally set his eyes on Xu Damao, and said solemnly:
"Xu Damao, do you think the old lady is talking nonsense?"
Just now when He Yuzhu looked at Qin Xiaoru in the blink of an eye, Xu Damao panicked. Did he see it?impossible!It must be like the old lady, trying to bluff me, I will not be fooled by you.
Just as he was about to speak, he heard He Yuzhu say loudly:
"Every neighbor in the neighborhood, what the old lady said is true.
Last night, I saw with my own eyes Xu Damao holding Qin Xiaoru's hand. The two talked and laughed, and returned to the courtyard together very affectionately. "
This sentence frightened Xu Damao very much. Could it be that he really saw it?its not right!We clearly came back one after the other!This guy is obviously talking nonsense.
Just as he was about to refute, Qin Xiaoru stood up excitedly, pointed at He Yuzhu and said loudly:
"You're talking nonsense, the two of us clearly came back last night in tandem."
As soon as the words came out of her mouth, she knew something was wrong, and He Yuzhu was so angry that she said everything, and quickly covered her face with her hands and stopped talking.
oops!This melon woman!
Xu Damao gasped angrily, quickly grabbed his own people, and squatted on the ground.
Now the people in the yard were blown up, and they all started talking:
"It turns out that Xu Damao really hooked up with another woman."
"That woman is Qin Huairu's cousin."
"What a shameless couple."
"Send those two dogs and men to the police station."
"Catch them and parade them through the streets."
"."
Seeing that the neighbors were all angry, Qin Huairu and Jia Zhangshi took Qin Xiaoru up and wanted to go back, but they were stopped by everyone. The second uncle pointed at them and said:
"Qin Huairu, your sister Qin Xiaoru can't leave. She and Xu Damao are messing with each other. We are going to send the two of them to the police station. She must stay here."
This kind of thing is embarrassing, and Qin Xiaoru said it himself, so what else can Qin Huairu say.
Jia Zhang knew about Xu Damao and Qin Xiaoru, so she didn't dare to say a word.
Squatting on the ground and pinching Xu Damao among the crowd for a long time, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, it was all because of He Yuzhu, if it wasn't for his tricks, the matter would not have been revealed.
Damn, it's all over, labor and capital are fighting with you.
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, he stood up suddenly from the ground, pointed at He Yuzhu and shouted:
"He Yuzhu, you fucking dare to bully me, labor and capital are fighting with you."
As he spoke, he rushed towards He Yuzhu.
This guy was probably confused by anger, he forgot that he couldn't beat him at all.
Seeing Xu Damao rushing over to make a move, He Yuzhu raised his hand and hit him on the nose with a spindle.
"oops!"
Xu Damao suffered the most merciless beating with the most graceful posture.
He let out a scream, nosebleeds spurted out in an instant, he stepped back seven or eight steps 'thud, thump, thump', and fell to the ground sprawled, tears streaming down the corners of his eyes.
Huh!He cried!
He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao lying on the ground in disbelief, and then at his fist.
No!It didn't take much force, just a light punch made this guy cry?
Seeing Xu Damao being knocked down on the ground, Guan Xiaoman didn't feel any distress anymore, she rushed over and kicked her feet up, shouting while kicking:
"Xu Damao, you bastard, now I want to divorce you."
At this moment, Xu Damao didn't have the ability to resist, he covered his nose with one hand, curled up on the ground with his head in the other, and let Guan Xiaoman kick and kick him.
The surrounding neighbors not only did not go to hold Guan Xiaoman, but also shouted loudly:
"Hit him."
It was the three uncles who pulled Guan Xiaoman away.
In the end, the three uncles asked for the opinions of the big guys. Since Xu Damao was already scarred and Guan Xiaoman also filed for divorce, they were given a chance and did not send them to the police station.
However, Qin Xiaoru had to leave the courtyard immediately. Before Xu Damao and Guan Xiaoman divorced, she could not step into the courtyard again, otherwise she would be turned over to the police station immediately.
After returning to Mrs. Long's room, Guan Xiaoman seemed to be in a calmer mood. She sat at the table with the old lady, looked at He Yuzhu who was cooking beside her, thought for a while, and said:
"Hey! Thank you for today."
When she said it, she felt that it was wrong. Since he saw Xu Damao and Qin Xiaoru getting together, why didn't he tell me in advance.
Thinking of this, Guan Xiaoman became angry again, and before He Yuzhu could speak, she said loudly:
"I thank you ass. You are not a good person. You didn't tell me when you saw them getting together. I made a fool of myself today."
He Yuzhu ignored her, took out the dishes, put them on the table and put them down, frowned and said:
"Are you mentally disturbed by Xu Damao's beating, why don't you go to the hospital?"
"You're the one who's mentally ill!"
Guan Xiaoman replied angrily, picked up the steamed bun and ate it.
The old lady glared at He Yuzhu, signaling him not to speak.
He didn't bother to say much, and bowed his head to cook.
As soon as Qin Huairu brought Qin Xiaoru back into the house, he pointed at his cousin angrily and said:
"Hurry up and pack your things, go home early tomorrow morning, and see what you are doing."
Qin Xiao didn't dare to say anything at this moment, and quietly packed his things, hating He Yuzhu in his heart.
Xu Damao returned home with many scars. The nosebleed had stopped, but his nose was swollen.
Looking at the disfigured face in the mirror, he clenched his fists and muttered viciously to himself:
"What! He Yuzhu, if labor and capital don't kill you, labor and capital are not Xu Damao."
'Ah Choo.'
"It must be Xu Damao who chopped off his head and scolded labor."
He Yuzhu sneezed several times in a row as soon as he walked to the middle courtyard, and couldn't help cursing.
His sister didn't come back for dinner today, so he was a little worried.
Seeing that the lights were on in my sister's room at this moment, I wanted to go over and ask. Who knew that the lights in the room went out as soon as he walked to the door. He obviously heard his footsteps and turned off the lights on purpose.
What kind of sister is this!
Forget it, she is such a big person, she shouldn't be hungry.
Food Bureau.
After sending He Yushui away, Tong Jiahui lay on the bed. She wanted to go to the courtyard today, but Yushui said that she must wait until He Yuzhu came to find her in person before she could go back.
She has nothing to do with this future sister-in-law, after all, he has always helped her speak.
But will that bastard come?
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