Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's happy salted fish life

He Yuzhu left the second uncle behind, walked quickly to Tong Jiahui, frowned and said:
"What are you doing out, go back to the house, it's so cold outside."

"Yes! Go back, sister-in-law! My brother can deal with them."

He Yushui had seen her brother fight a lot, and she wasn't scared or worried at all, but she was afraid of scaring her sister-in-law, so she wanted to drag her back into the house as soon as she spoke.

Tong Jiahui didn't intend to go back to the house, she didn't have the slightest fear, and she didn't have much anger on her face. She glanced at the people who fell on the ground, looked at He Yuzhu in a blink of an eye, and said softly:

"We are husband and wife. No matter what happens, I will face it with you."

After that, she held up the marriage certificate in her hand, and said loudly to the neighbors watching:

"Listen, all of you. My name is Tong Jiahui, and I am He Yuzhu's legal wife. This is our marriage certificate. Anyone who doesn't believe me can come and take a look."

Seeing the certificate-like marriage certificate in Tong Jiahui's hand, the neighbors immediately exploded and began to discuss:
"This Xu Damao and the second uncle are really not the same thing. They are legal couples. They actually let everyone catch the adulterers. It's really shameful."

"That's right, they just want to punish He Yuzhu."

"It's too much for them to live in the same yard."

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The third master who stood behind was very happy, the old man smiled like a savage, fortunately, labor and management heard what Yushui said in the afternoon, otherwise not only would he be beaten today, but he might even lose money.

Seeing the marriage certificate, the second uncle was so frightened that his whole body trembled and his teeth kept chattering. Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, he turned around and ran away, faster than a dog!
He Yuzhu didn't bother to pay attention to him, walked up to Xu Damao, grabbed him by the hair and picked him up. Xu Damao's nosebleed had stopped, and it was slowly oozing out.

The pain from the scalp made him open his eyes, and said in a daze:
"Who am I and where am I?"

The section chief lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead, not daring to get up, and scolded Xu Damao countless times in his heart.

You beheaded, everyone is already married, you actually let the labor and management catch the rape, how is it going to end now, if this trouble goes to the factory, the section chief of the labor and management will shut down if it doesn't work.

He Yuzhu didn't have time to pay attention to the thoughts in the section chief's mind, so he kicked him and said:

"Hey! Don't pretend to be dead, hurry up and get up."

The section chief lay on the ground, thinking quickly in his heart, if he got up, how would he explain it!
But if you don't get up, what will this guy do if he kicks me!
Forget it, let's get up!So as not to be kicked.

The section chief slowly got up from the ground, squeezed out an ugly smile, and said fawningly:

"Deputy Director He, I misunderstood, I misunderstood Xu Damao's words, please let me go!"

He Yuzhu ignored him, looked at Xu Damao in a blink of an eye, showed a treacherous smile, and said:
"Xu Damao, are you awake? When you wake up, tell me what to do today!"

Seeing that treacherous smile, Xu Damao was completely awake. This smile is too frighteningly creepy, and it's also so frightfully familiar. Is labor and capital going to be tricked again?
I'm here to catch rape!Why is that woman holding a marriage certificate in her hand!
It's over, labor and management were fooled by Qin Huairu, this little widow f---ing tricked labor and management.

He Yuzhu was in a hurry to go back to spend his wedding night, not wanting to waste time, he grabbed Xu Damao with one hand and the section chief with the other, pulled the corners of his mouth, and said:

"Xu Damao, together with the chief of the security department, you smashed open the door of my house in the middle of the night with the intention of committing murder and robbery. Now I will send you to the police station."

This is so familiar!
Oh!Understood!
Don't you just want money, you beheaded?Why say these words to scare people.

Suddenly Xu Damao was not so scared, he squeezed out a smile uglier than crying, and said:

"Brother Zhu, you see that you are quite busy today, so just tell me how much it is!"

Fuck!It's really unreasonable not to get you a VIP for Gui'er!

Now that people have taken the initiative to say that they will lose money, He Yuzhu will stop talking nonsense. Of course, he will definitely not be polite, and he opened his mouth and said:

"100 yuan, less than a dime, go to the police station."

Although Xu Damao was used to it, but when he said that he wanted 100 yuan, he was still frightened. The muscles on his face began to tremble.

The section chief was so frightened that the corners of his mouth twitched. The damn girl ran over and was beaten severely, and he even had to pay him 100 yuan.

Labor and management are wronged!

He looked at Xu Damao in a blink of an eye. Although he didn't speak, the twitching corners of his mouth and the painful expression on his face were obviously saying that this matter has nothing to do with labor and capital. Money.

But if they don't pay, they probably won't be able to close the show. They are obviously wrong about today's incident. If it really goes to the police station and the factory finds out, then his section chief may not be able to keep it.

It's really unlucky, you turtle Xu Damao is directly pitting labor and capital to death!

In order to calm the matter down and save two dollars, these two guys went to get the second uncle over again, and finally reached an agreement under their mutual accusations.

Xu Damao was the instigator and got 60 yuan, the second uncle was the organizer and got 20 yuan, and the rest was shared equally among the three members of the security department.

After receiving the 100 yuan they collected enough, He Yuzhu grabbed Xu Damao's collar and said expressionlessly:
"Xu Damao, labor management is warning you for the last time, if you dare to bully my wife in the future, labor management will kill you."

After the farce was over, everyone went back to their houses. Xu Damao walked to the door of Qin Huairu's house, kicked the door of her house like crazy, and shouted loudly:
"Qin Huairu, get out of here for the labor and management. It was you who set me up for the labor and management. I was beaten severely and paid 60 yuan. You can tell the labor and management clearly."

No matter how Xu Damao yelled or kicked the door, there was still no movement in Qin Huairu's room.

From Xu Damao's scolding, He Yuzhu knew the reason of the matter.

Qin Huairu saw He Yushui returning to her room alone just now, she thought that He Yuzhu and Tong Jiahui must have slept together, so she went to find Xu Damao.

Xu Damao and her cousin Qin Xiaoru had already gotten together. Although the two were not married yet, they had been secretly exchanging martial arts for a long time.

As soon as he heard that He Yuzhu could be punished, Xu Damao immediately regained his spirits. He told Qin Huairu to go to the second and third masters without telling the truth about the first master, and asked them to gather all the people in the courtyard to catch the traitor. He went to the steel factory to find guards. division.

The chief of the security department had a little feud with He Yuzhu, so he brought the two of them to the courtyard without much thought.

When Qin Huairu went to look for the third master, the third master said that he would not come. He didn't realize it because of his conscience, but in the afternoon, he heard what He Yushui and the first mother said in the yard, saying that He Yuzhu was going to get a marriage certificate today. up.

Knowing that He Yuzhu might be married, the third master would definitely not dare to go, but the head-beheader didn't say anything about it.

He just wanted to wait to see their jokes and see how much money they would lose today.

But the second uncle doesn't know!As soon as he heard that He Yuzhu was going to be dealt with, he immediately rushed to inform everyone.