Siheyuan: He Yuzhu's happy salted fish life

The second uncle was twitching all over while his two sons were sitting on the ground angrily. Suddenly he rolled his eyes, opened his mouth and fell straight down. His legs stretched straight, and there was no movement immediately.

Oh open!

died?

Seeing that their father hadn't moved, the two brothers from the old Liu's family thought that their father was really dead, so they ran out of the yard regardless.

The onlookers were also terrified, and several enthusiastic neighbors wanted to go over to see how the second uncle was doing, but who knew that the old man sat up straight as soon as he walked over.

"Oh my goodness!"

Everyone exclaimed loudly in fright, and the few people who walked up to the fat old man fell to the ground in fright.

The second uncle stood up, took a sip, and said:

"Made, you two bastards, fighting labor and capital, you are still a little tender."

After all, regardless of the ugly eyes of the neighbors, he patted the dust off his body and returned to his own room.

Xu Damao had money in his hands, so he got himself dressed up, his hair was combed sleekly, and there was a briefcase under his arm, just like a big boss.

In the past few days, he has been inquiring about profitable businesses everywhere, and finally locked his target on steel products. Steel products on the market are very popular at present, and it is not easy to buy even if you have money.

Although he came from the steel factory, almost everyone in the factory was offended by him. On the way home, he was thinking about it. Only the first uncle and the second uncle in the yard had some relationship with the steel factory.

But it is impossible for the first uncle to talk to him, so there is only the second uncle.

Xu Damao walked to the gate of the courtyard while thinking, and saw the two sons of the second uncle hiding outside the courtyard in a panic. He was a little curious and shouted:
"Hey! What are you doing sneakily at the door!"

The two brothers were terrified. Seeing that it was Xu Damao, they ran over in a panic and said nervously:

"Xu Damao, our old man is dead."

"what!"

Xu Damao exclaimed, and asked quickly:

"Second uncle died? I didn't hear about it this morning! When did he die?"

"In order to do business with you, we went back and asked him for money just now, which pissed him off to death."

When Liu Ping spoke, he was just a little nervous and scared, not at all sad, as if he was talking about an irrelevant person.

Xu Damao's brows were frowned together, what a drop, the labor and management were planning to talk to the fat old man about cooperation, when he died suddenly, how unlucky it was.

Seeing the wimpy appearance of the two brothers from the Liu family, Xu Damao frowned, and said with contempt:

"I said, your father is dead, why don't you go back quickly, why are you still hanging around here!"

After that, he walked straight into the yard, no matter what the two brothers called him, he ignored them, he really looked down on them.

The second uncle and Xu Damao both lived in the backyard. When he walked to the door of the house, he found that the whole yard was quiet.

Should not be!

This person is dead, why is there no movement?
He was a little curious, so he quietly walked towards the second uncle's house.

The second uncle was washing his hair at home. Halfway through the wash, there was no hot water. The second aunt went to the kitchen to boil water for him. The old man was foaming all over his face. He wiped his eyes, put a towel on his head and came out.

When I went out, I met Xu Damao who had just walked to the door.

"Ghost!"

Xu Damao was a little scared at first, and suddenly saw the second uncle with a towel on his head, jumped up on the spot in fright, screamed, raised the briefcase in his hand, and hit the fat old man on the head.

"Ouch!"

The second uncle let out an exclamation, took two steps back, hit his head on the door frame, and fell down, his legs stretched straight, and there was no more movement.

"Old man, what's the matter with you?"

The second aunt heard the movement, shouted loudly and ran out.

Xu Damao was frightened and froze in place, feeling completely confused.

what's the situation!
Didn't his son say he was dead?

What the hell is this!

Xu Damao's blow was not serious, the second uncle was mainly taken aback, and the moment the old man fell back to the ground, he had a shameless thought.

Blackmail this hacker.

The fat old man closed his eyes, squeezed his wife's hand quietly, and stretched out five fingers to gesture for his wife.

The second aunt immediately understood, and immediately burst into tears, crying so much that she was about to die, she cried out:
"Come quickly! Xu Damao beat my old man to death."

Xu Damao looked confused, what the hell is going on, and why am I getting more and more confused.

Isn't this fat old man mad at his son!Why did I beat you to death again!
After a while, the neighbors who heard the commotion ran over to watch the commotion, and I don't know who shouted:
"Damn! This is dead again!"

Seeing that the neighbors were coming, the second aunt simply hugged Xu Damao's leg and burst into tears. The crying was so miserable!It was as if the second uncle had really died.

'This is dead again! 'Hearing this sentence, Xu Damao understood in his heart that this old guy is pretending to be dead and wants to blackmail me!
How unlucky!

Forget it, think about it a little bit, anyway, I still have something to ask the fat old man, it doesn't matter if I give them some benefits, it just shows my power.

Thinking of this, Xu Damao reached out and patted the second aunt who was holding his leg, and said disdainfully:

"Hey! Second aunt, don't cry, just tell me how much you will pay!"

As soon as Xu Damao was about to lose money, the second aunt stopped crying immediately, stretched out five fingers, and said:

"50 dollars."

"What a big deal for me! Isn't it just 50 yuan! I will give it."

While talking, Xu Damao took out a stack of money from his briefcase, took out five of them, and handed them to the second aunt.

Looking at the pile of money in Xu Damao's hand, the second aunt's eyes were straightened, and the eyes of the neighbors were all wide-eyed. Someone couldn't help asking:

"Xu Damao, what a fortune you have made! Bring so much money with you when you go out."

What Xu Damao wanted was this kind of effect, he snorted coldly, and said disdainfully:
"It's all small money."

After finishing speaking, he turned around proudly, carried his briefcase, and walked towards his home at the pace of collecting electricity bills.

At dinner time, Xu Damao wandered to the second uncle's house with some cooked food and a bottle of Erguotou.

Walking into the room, seeing the fat old man sitting at the table eating, Xu Damao said with a playful smile:

"Second uncle, you are alive!"

The fat old man blew his beard and stared angrily, but just now he was extorted 50 yuan from someone, and he didn't feel good about it, so he said angrily:
"If you fart, let it go, if you don't fart, get out!"

"Look at you, you're in a hurry again!"

Xu Damao talked with a smile, lifted the cooked food and wine in his hand and shook them.

When He Yuzhu and his wife returned home, it was already dark. When they entered the room, they saw Tong Zhewen and his wife sitting there with sullen faces.

As if waiting for them.