Starting with ten trillion yuan, I am richer than the richest man in the world

"It is said that when Xiao Ming was young, his mother said to him: Xiao Ming, you have to study hard, or you will only have to dig out shit when you grow up, you know?

After Xiao Ming heard this, he made up his mind to work hard, and he must be admitted to university, and he must not dig shit!
Later, under the spur of this goal, Xiao Ming got his wish and was admitted to his favorite university, and even studied for a master's degree. However, when it came time to work, Xiao Ming found out in despair that even though he worked hard to get into a university and a master's degree, he was still a loser in the end. Big shit!
Because Xiaoming's job is an anorectal doctor. "

puff!
Lin Feng covered his mouth and laughed again, but fortunately, the sound he made this time was relatively small and did not reach Cheng Yanqiu's room next door.

After Bai Yingruo finished speaking, her elder sister Bai Ying waved her hands impatiently, "You're done, it's my turn again. The joke I made about Police Officer Wang just now is actually a series. I only told one just now, and I haven't finished it yet." Woolen cloth!"

"Sister, what Boss Diaochan said is that it's enough for each of us to tell a joke." Bai Yingruo tugged at the corner of Bai Yingke's clothes and said.

Bai Ying was taken aback for a moment, but then waved her hand, "It's okay, it's not too much to say a few more times! I feel bad if I don't say it."

"It is said that when Police Officer Wang led his team to arrest a criminal suspect, under the command of Police Officer Wang, a group of people broke into the suspect's home.

The experienced police officer Wang went straight to the bedroom, touched the quilt on the bed and said to everyone: The quilt is still hot!The criminal must not be far away!
As soon as the words fell, the criminal got out of bed in fright. "

"One day Police Officer Wang received a report that someone set off fireworks in the restricted area. After hanging up the phone, Officer Wang drove to enjoy it."

"Officer Wang fell behind with the large force in an operation to arrest gangsters, and then faced the gangsters with weapons alone. Officer Wang did not panic at all, but took out a magnifying glass very calmly. The gangsters did not I asked him what he was going to do? Police officer Wang responded calmly: I will make it bigger!"

"After a whole night of interrogation, the experienced police officer Wang gained a lot, and finally learned from the suspect Hao that he had three decayed teeth and an oral ulcer."

"Officer Wang fought with the suspect for more than two hours. In the end, both of them were kicked off the carousel by the administrator."

"In order to find out the real culprit of this homicide as soon as possible, after repeated consideration by all the leaders and colleagues, we finally made a decision to let Officer Wang withdraw from the case."

Bai Ying could finish speaking in one breath, feeling very relaxed, and if Bai Ying at the side saw her sister showing off, she thought for a long time and finally came up with a bottom-line joke.

"It's my turn, I have the funniest one!"

"In a certain ancient dynasty, the emperor passed away, the crown prince came to the throne, and the queen was very proud. After so many years, she finally became the queen mother. So on the night when the crown prince ascended the throne, she wandered around the entire palace, and everyone who saw her saluted respectfully. Call: auspicious queen mother!
But when the queen mother was full of ambition, an eunuch saw her but turned a blind eye, and she was angry at that time!Called the eunuch: don't you know who I am?I am Queen Mother Zhao!
The passing eunuch glanced at her: If it's too thick, change it to something thinner.Isn't it hot? "

"In a certain public toilet, a man was constipated and couldn't get out after a long time. At this time, another man rushed in, and the man who had just squatted down was crackling and defecating. The constipated man heard it and said enviously: Dude , I really envy you, you pulled it so happily, the man next door replied: What is there to envy, you haven’t taken off your pants yet.”

After the two finished speaking, the barrage was very lively.

[Tiger Tank 001: Fuck 666!You laughed so hard at me! 】

[There is poison in the shit: Will Diao Chan ask the anchors to tell jokes when they are in bed?Others use double ponytails to increase attack speed, while Diao Chan uses jokes! 】

[Li Taibai Jinxing: Upstairs, the anchor joke didn't make me laugh, but you did, you bastard xswl! ! ! 】

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Lin Feng was also very satisfied.

[Boss Diao Chan: Not bad, very good, I am very satisfied! There are still 3 minutes until the end of the PK, right?look at me! 】

Immediately afterwards, it was time for the boss Diao Chan!
[Big brother Diao Chan gave away Carnival X1 in Xiaobai's live broadcast room]

[Big brother Diao Chan gave away Carnival X2 in Xiaobai's live broadcast room]

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[Big brother Diao Chan gave away Carnival X10 in Xiaobai's live broadcast room]

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[Big brother Diao Chan gave away Carnival X20 in Xiaobai's live broadcast room]

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[Big brother Diao Chan gave away Carnival X29 in Xiaobai's live broadcast room]

[Big brother Diao Chan gave away Carnival X30 in Xiaobai's live broadcast room]

For [-] carnivals in a row, the two sisters of Baiying Ruobayingke, who were originally relatively weak in PK, fought back in an instant!

The horizontal bar of PK directly crushed it!

And it's not because Lin Feng is reluctant to spend 30 carnivals, it's just because there are more than three minutes left for PK, which is only enough to get 30!
Xiaohui in the opposite live broadcast room saw Bai Yingruo and sisters exchanged dozens of carnivals for their jokes, and felt extremely anxious and jealous, but she couldn't show it too obviously.

"Brother~Brother Yuan~ I'm about to lose the PK, so I'll give him some gifts, please~"

"Brother Yuan was beaten by the carnival on the opposite side, it hurts so much~ Help him to fight the opposite side, okay~ We were overtaken by the opposite side~"

"Brother Yuan, why don't you talk~ The PK is almost over, I'm about to lose, I can treat you to dinner after the live broadcast, and I'll treat you to whatever you want~"

Xiaohui almost directly said that she helped herself win and let you sleep, but facing such a fierce attack from Lin Feng, no one dared to take it lightly.

Finally, under Xiaohui's repeated requests.

[Xiaohui's brother Yuan quit the live broadcast room]

Xiao Hui smashed the table angrily, almost swearing!
This kind of critical moment of PK actually ran away!
Xiaohui could only watch helplessly as the countdown to the PK ended, and then she lost completely!
After winning the PK, Bai Yingke pinched her waist and looked at Xiaohui proudly, not forgetting to remind her of the punishment she mentioned just now.

"If I remember correctly, you should have said just now that if anyone loses the PK, he will lie on the ground like a dog bark, and then kowtow to all the audience in the live broadcast room? Isn't it time to cash in on it? ?”