Siheyuan: After being robbed of marriage, the traveling frog returns

"Master, come and judge. This place was originally my family's stove, but he insisted that it belonged to his family."

"No, this place is where my house used to put firewood. Can you be so shameless?"

"Stop arguing, this place originally belonged to my family, what are you two getting involved with?"

"..."

Arguments like this happen a dozen times a day.

Yi Zhonghai, who was in charge of the courtyard in name, also felt quite helpless at this time.

Because he is also competing with others for the foundation, so he can't care about other family's affairs.

Ever since, he found the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Fugui.

"You two uncles, if we let everyone continue to fight like this, it will not be good for us to lead the courtyard!" Yi Zhonghai held his forehead, only feeling that one head is two big.

It was still the third master, Yan Fugui, who could tell clearly, "What else is there to lead? You see, who still listens to us now? They all pay attention to new ideas."

"You can't say that." The second uncle Liu Haizhong waved his hand, "Whatever we say, we are also uncles. Everyone has to look at the Buddha's face even if they don't look at the monk's face. Now it's a special matter. We just need someone who can make the final decision. If we let everyone If you continue to argue like this, I think sooner or later you will have to fight in court."

Liu Haizhong, who was originally an official fan, saw this kind of good opportunity and thought it was a good chance for him to come back out of the rivers and lakes.

The three uncles also let go of their prejudices like never before, and sat together to work together.

Now everyone just lacks a backbone. If they can handle the grievances and grievances of the courtyard house as before, won't they still be uncles in the future?
So the second elder brother Liu Haizhong put forward an opinion, "First master, third master, I have an immature idea, do you think it will work?"

Yi Zhonghai and Yan Fugui looked at him, wanting to hear what he thought.

"Tell me, Old Liu, let's listen." Yi Zhonghai nodded.

"Well, now everyone is almost beaten to death for a piece of land. I think it's better to distribute it fairly. Let people calculate the area of ​​the courtyard, see how much area each person occupies, and then distribute it to each family according to the number of people. household."

"In this way, those whose homes are large in size will suffer a disadvantage?" Yan Fugui first felt that it was wrong, because his home was quite large in the first place.

If they were divided according to Liu Haizhong, their family would have shrunk by at least half.

But Liu Haizhong didn't take it seriously, "Third Master, when the house was divided in the courtyard, it was divided according to the number of people. Whoever gets more houses will get bigger houses. Now some families don't have so many people, but they occupy such a large piece of land. Isn't that a waste?"

"I don't quite agree anyway." Yan Fugui insisted, "You have many families, of course you say that."

"Old Yan, you can't say that." Yi Zhonghai opened his mouth, "Isn't there a lot of people in your family, you two, plus your son, daughter and grandson, there are nearly ten people."

Yi Zhonghai's words awakened the dreamer.

Yes, although now I have separated from my children and grandchildren.

But it's a family after all, wouldn't it be enough to call them back when the house is divided?
The house that will be allocated by then may be even bigger than before.

With this idea in mind, Yan Fugui immediately laughed, "My uncle is right, the reason is as follows, that's fine, I also agree with this distribution."

The three uncles agreed, and the next step is to announce it to the whole court.

It is useless for them to agree, and the majority of the courtyard house must agree.

Ever since, the three uncles couldn't wait to prepare to hold a general meeting to announce the matter.

When the three uncles came to the middle courtyard, they saw one family scolding each other.

It was so loud that the face was blushing and the neck was thick. Those who didn't know thought that everyone in this yard was enemies.

"Okay everyone!" Liu Haizhong stood in the middle of the crowd and shouted, "Everyone, please stop arguing, I have something to announce!"

A group of people who are in a fit of anger don't care to listen to what Liu Haizhong has to say.

No one paid any attention to him, and continued to argue about the land.

It was Yi Zhonghai who shouted loudly, "What kind of noise does it look like? Everyone, be quiet and hold a general meeting."

This loud shout shocked everyone.

Everyone stopped arguing and looked at the three uncles.

But when they heard that an all-hands meeting was going to be held, everyone showed disdainful expressions on their faces.

"When is this, do you still have the mind to hold an all-hands meeting?"

"It's been more than seven years, and the three uncles thought it was the past, a general meeting to solve everything?"

"No time, who wants to drive?"

"..."

Almost no one gave face, which made it difficult for the three uncles to step down.

They used to respond to everyone, but now they have become a few bad old men.

There is no way for Yi Zhonghai to speak again, "This meeting of the whole hospital is to discuss the settlement of the land issue. We can't keep arguing like this forever. I'm afraid that in the next life, there will be no result."

I heard that it was a matter of discussing the settlement of the land, and everyone finally became interested.

Jia Zhang asked first, "How to solve it?"

Want to know how to solve it, so I moved a stool here to sit and have a meeting.

Everyone is looking at me, I think you all ran to move the stool in the end.

After a while, everyone in the courtyard gathered in the courtyard.

The long-lost scene made the three uncles feel very high-spirited.

It seems that they have returned to the days when they decided the world with one word.

Especially Liu Haizhong stood up excitedly, "Everyone, the long-lost meeting of the whole hospital is held again. I believe that everyone still needs an authoritative solution to solve this problem, so our three uncles stood up and said yes. Anything else is to solve the most difficult thing for everyone..."

The long speech made everyone a little disgusted, and finally someone couldn't help shouting, "Second uncle, if you want to talk about a solution, you can just say it, don't talk about so many useless things."

"Hey..." Liu Haizhong smiled awkwardly, "Then let's get straight to the point. I came up with this method, so I want to solicit everyone's opinions."

Ever since, he explained the method of allocating land area according to the number of people.

Unexpectedly, as soon as this method was exported, it immediately attracted a large number of people to oppose it.

"Second uncle, my house used to be more than 50 square meters, and now we live together. According to your method, my family may not be divided into [-] square meters, right?"

"Yeah, our family has a small population. If you follow your method, won't my family be thrown into so much space for nothing?"

"I think it's the cheap people who are poor and able to live. They used to have small houses, but now they live in larger houses than anyone else because of the large number of people. Anyway, I don't agree with dividing the area according to the number of people!"