Siheyuan: Gain supreme culinary skills at the beginning

"Tongzi, how long can this diarrhea talisman last?"

"One hour, but these are the top-notch reincarnation of the five grains, and they are very good to use as fertilizer. Can the host get some?"

"Hey, no need, no need. I can't stand this thing. Isn't it the top, why do you think they look so stinky?" Zhao Yunchuan quickly refused.

"Yeah, the stink is also the top stink."

"Tongzi, you are the real Pi. Forget it, I won't sleep tonight and watch a movie. Can anyone watch your live broadcast?"

"This is not true. You can only see it after the host uses the talisman on other people. If the host wants to see other people, you have to pay more."

"Nimma, you want a fart of money, and you don't give me the money."

"Who told you not to go to the mall to buy things, you don't want to use the points at all. Fuck, the more you think about it, the more angry you get, I'm offline, you can see for yourself." ╰_╯

"..."

This dog system, forget it, watch a show.

Silly Zhu finally dragged the stick out of the operating room, regardless of Qin Huairu hurried to another place, gasping for breath.

And Qin Huairu was stunned as he looked at the stalk that was still dropping shit on the ground.What the hell is this my son?My smart and cute stick terrier turned into a dung-spitting warrior?
Qin Huairu gasped, vomited, and vomited directly on Bang Geng's body.

Originally, there were not so many reincarnated things in the body of the stick, but the function of the diarrhea talisman, which is to create feces out of thin air in the body, and spray it with the help of the human body, no, it is pulled out.That's why the stick is what it is now.

The smell quickly flowed in the air, and soon filled the entire hospital, and the entire hospital suffered.

"Fuck, what's the smell? Did someone pull their pants?"

"Nurse, help me. I don't want to die in the smell of shit."

"Doctor, did the toilet in your courtyard explode?"

……

The patients in the hospital rushed out of the hospital, and even people in wheelchairs stood up and struggled to walk a few steps, which can be called a medical miracle.There are also a few hemorrhoids that have been cut and crawled out little by little.

Looking at the excited crowd, the director of the hospital was sweating profusely, and shouted to a group of doctors, "Who can tell me what's going on! How did my hospital become like this? It's worse than a septic tank. Smelly."

"Dean, I, I know." The doctor Mo who operated on the stick raised his hand and said weakly.

"Today, a patient came to the hospital for an operation. I just gave him anesthesia and was about to undergo surgery. But who would have thought that he, he, he would burst out with a puff of shit. We didn't give us any time to react. .And he kept pulling and couldn't stop."

"You fart! I've been doing this all my life, and I've never seen this kind of thing. Didn't you say that there are patients? Others, quickly find them for me. If you can't find them, you will take full responsibility for me!! !"

"Dean, what I said is true. That child is still in the operating room. I dare not go in." Dr. Mo cried.

"Dean, I remember if there are still some gas masks in the warehouse at the back. If you don't bring them here, if what Dr. Mo said is true and the child is inside, it may be bad or bad.

And I don't know if there are other patients who have not come out? ’ suggested a doctor.

"Then why are you still standing there? Go!!! Lao Mo, you can let me in later, if you can't find anyone, don't say I'm rude to you."

"And what if I find it, Dean?"

"If you find it, I'll eat the shit out of this building, as I said."

Everyone looked at the dean in unison, especially those who performed the surgery with Dr. Mo, showing excited expressions.

'Today, you can eat this shit dean. It's useless when the Jade Emperor comes, I said. 'This is the inner thoughts of Dr. Mo and several others.

Dr. Mo and those who performed the surgery together put on gas masks, looked at the dean provocatively, and strode towards the building.

Along the way, I also found a few patients who passed out, and when I got to the door of the operating room, I saw the bodies of three people, ah no, the bodies were lying there.One of the thinner ones lay on the ground and moved its buttocks.

"I found it. Hurry up and pull him out to show the dean." Doctor Mo's tone was filled with inexplicable excitement.

Everyone quickly carried the three of them out.

The director of the hospital looked at the stick on the ground and fell into deep thought.

"Old Li, I won't make things difficult for you. Come here, put on the mask and clean the hospital." Dr. Mo handed a pair of gas masks to Dean Li.Laughing and ran away.

Only Dean Li and the Splatoon stick were left in place, messing around in the wind.The others stood far away, watching everything in front of them.What happened today is a shock to everyone.I've never seen this in such a big way.

"Fuck, it's really a knife pulling my ass, which opened my eyes. There is such an outrageous thing."

"I just want to know how he got so much shit in his stomach."

"Yes, yes, this guy is probably a treasure in the countryside. He must be snapped up."

"It's small, the layout is small. We should use him as a secret weapon. If we had such a character back then, we would have beaten the little devil away."

……

"Let's go, let's go, where is that shit-spitting person? This is scoop news."

"I found it, take a picture, take a picture."

A group of reporters squeezed out from the crowd with cameras, enduring the stench, and they approached the jet fighter on the ground step by step.

"Come here, take pictures, vomit, take pictures carefully. Ouch, you take pictures first, I will go to the side, vomit..."

A group of cameramen stood in place and took pictures around the sticks.As for Dean Li, he went to clean the hospital.

After finally taking the photos, a group of photographers hurriedly left the stick.

"It's really dedicated!" Zhao Yunchuan couldn't help sighing when he saw this scene.

"Why don't you give him another one?" Zhao Yunchuan looked at the patient who was hiding far away, thought about it and decided to forget it.They are already suffering enough, another one is probably not enough.

When the time was up, the stick's butt stopped.

"Did he stop pulling?"

"Come and have a look."

A doctor wearing a gas mask walked over and took a look, "He won't do it! He won't do it!"

"Oh hoo, it's finally over."

"Great, it finally stopped."

Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu also woke up at this time, but their bodies were limp and weak, and they sat slumped on the ground.

"It's nothing to read, it's really boring." Zhao Yunchuan lay on the bed and continued to sleep.

On the hospital side, due to the lethality of the sticks, the hospital is temporarily unavailable.Patients can only be transferred to other hospitals.As for Banggeng, other hospitals dared not accept such an indeterminate time bomb after hearing the glorious deeds of Banggeng.

Qin Huairu begged for a long time before getting the hospital to compromise and transfer the stick to the third hospital.He also promised Qin Huairu that as soon as the situation happened to Bang Geng again, he would be sent out immediately.Qin Huairu also promised again and again.

Silly Zhu is in charge of bathing the sticks and cleaning up the Fourth Hospital.As for surgery, at least not now.No matter what, we have to wait until tomorrow to do it.