Siheyuan: Gain supreme culinary skills at the beginning

Chapter 36 What Happened to Stupid Xu Damao?

"The Classic of Mountains and Seas? It should be what I need most right now. After all, Tongzi has already said that there are some rare and exotic animals. There should be records here. Study the Classic of Mountains and Seas."

"Understood, trust me, host. You will understand many things after learning this." The system's voice was a little weird.

"Oh, I will, it hurts, my head is going to explode." Zhao Yunchuan rolled on the ground holding his head.This time, the pain caused by the system instilled memory in his mind directly impacted the spirit.Compared with physical strengthening, the pain caused by learning martial arts is stronger.

Zhao Yunchuan passed out, and the system threw him into the system space.There is five times the speed of time flow there, allowing Zhao Yunchuan to have a good night's sleep.

Zhao Yunchuan had a bizarre dream.Many strange animals and plants appeared in the dream.A black cat with only one eye, a mouse the size of a calf, a mountain spirit who loves to eat ginseng, a ghost-faced tree that can make people hallucinate, and so on.

Zhao Yunchuan was surrounded by all kinds of strange animals and plants, and only felt that his world view of being human in two lifetimes was about to collapse.

Slowly, the strange scene around Zhao Yunchuan gradually disappeared, and after a while, Zhao Yunchuan slowly opened his eyes.

"It really hurts this time. Tongzi, how long have I been unconscious?"

"Two days and one night in the space, the real world is about seven hours. You can still see good shows when you go to the rolling mill."

"Fuck, there are Xu Damao and Sha Zhu. No, I have to go eat melons quickly."

Zhao Yunchuan shook his head, washed up quickly, and ran to the rolling mill on his bicycle.

"Cough cough cough." Silly Zhu woke up coughing.Zhao Yunchuan's Yang finger force left in his lungs began to break out.

"Cough cough, why is my head coughing, it hurts so much, why is it so cold. Xu Damao! Why are you bastard here. Cough cough, no, why am I here? I'm still tied up. We..."

Silly Zhu woke up and looked at the scene in front of him, why is he here?After I knocked Xu Damao out last night, I seemed to have been beaten.

"Hiss~, why does my head hurt so much. Could it be that Xu Damao made me... last night, no, no, Xu Damao fainted before me."

"Xu Damao, Xu Damao. Wake up as soon as you step on the horse. Don't sleep." Sha Zhu kicked Xu Damao with his feet.

"Huh? Xiaocui, don't make trouble." Xu Damao whispered, and kissed "Xiaocui."

"Well, that's not right, why is Xiaocui's face so hard, and it still smells bad." Xu Damao opened his eyes, and saw a pair of big feet of size 43 placed in front of him.

"Ouch, what the hell was I just now, vomit." Xu Damao felt nauseated for a while.

"Xu Damao, don't be so pushy, untie the rope quickly."

"Silly, why are you here? Why are we tied together? Where are my pants?"

"I don't know, hurry up and untie the rope. Someone will come later, and we are both finished."

The two quickly tried to find a way to untie the rope.But what Zhao Yunchuan tied these two guys was the kind of buckle that became tighter as they struggled.As the two struggled, the distance between them became closer and closer.

"It's so cold today."

"That's right, my stove went out last night, and I didn't dare to go to the fire."

"Don't baba, I almost couldn't hold back and peed on the bed."

Shazhu and Xu Damao heard the voice at the door.First he was stunned, and then he struggled even harder.

With a creak, the door opened.Two people came in, two kitchen helpers.

As soon as the two people came in, they saw Xu Damao and Sha Zhu being tied together.

Zhao Yunchuan put the legs of the two under each other's head and tied them up, and tied their arms to each other's legs.Xu Damao lay on Shazhu's body, and the two could only see each other's buttocks.

Wearing big pants, and a hole was cut.They were about the same height, with their heads sticking to their feet.

"Hiss~"×2.

"What are Xu Damao and Shazhu doing? Binding?"

"It's indecent, it's indecent."

"Unexpectedly, these two people have the goodness of Long Yang and the habit of breaking sleeves. It's really a decline in the world, and people's hearts are not old. How could they be so shameless."

"There's a hole in those pants, disgusting. Neither do I."

The two helpers ignored Shazhu and Xu Damao's plea for help.Just stand at the door and leave the comments.

"What are you two blocking the door and not going in?" A woman's voice came.

"Hey, sister Chen, you are here. You don't know, there is a secret in it."

"What secrets can there be in this kitchen? Hurry up and get out of the way." Sister Chen pushed the two of them aside and entered the door.

"Ah, rascal, shameless, scum, silly Zhu, Xu Damao are disgusting." Sister Chen shouted loudly, covering her face with a little finger.

'It's over, it's over, my reputation is gone after being seen by this woman. '×2.

Sister Chen is an old gossip person, and there are no scandals in the factory that she doesn't know about.Moreover, she spread the news extremely fast, and it was still artistically processed.

"Sister Chen, I can explain. After I knocked Xu Damao's sap last night, I was beaten myself. I woke up like this. My family is definitely not the kind of relationship you think." Silly Zhu hurriedly explained.

"That's right, Sister Chen. Huh? Silly Zhu, you fucking beat me with a sap! What are you going to do?" Xu Damao came to his senses and quickly questioned Sha Zhu.

"Well, you heard it wrong. I didn't. It was you who drank too much last night and molested other little girls. I bravely took you..."

"I'll go to your uncle." Xu Damao didn't believe what Shazhu said at all.As soon as his legs clamped, he clamped Sha Zhu's neck, and Sha Zhu did the same without showing weakness, clamping Xu Damao.

The hands of the two also pinched each other's thighs.The two were deadlocked like this.

Zhao Yunchuan hurried to the back kitchen of the rolling mill, and saw this scene as soon as he entered.

"Hey, how did this silly Zhu and Xu Damao do such a thing? It's really embarrassing." Zhao Yunchuan said sadly.

As he said that, he also took out two small iron pieces, and punched them out with the magical power of snapping fingers, cutting the rope that tied the two people's right hands.

As the two struggled, the rope fell off quickly, and the two shot at the same time as if they had a tacit understanding, grabbing each other's second brother.

"Aww." ×2.

The screams came out, and the two helpers were so frightened that they immediately covered their genitals, and at the same time attracted more people to the back kitchen.

"Let go." Xu Damao endured the pain and said.

"No, you loosen first." Sha Zhu didn't believe Xu Damao.

The two were deadlocked like this.

"Well, if you two don't let go, everyone will come in." Sister Chen stood at the door looking at Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, thinking about how to make up a story about the two of them.

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu and Xu Damao let go of each other, and hurriedly asked the two helpers to untie the rope.

The two helpers stopped reading the joke and quickly helped untie the rope.Both of them lost their trousers, only the top clothes were still on.

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