At the beginning, the Civil Affairs Bureau confessed to the newly divorced female president

It seems that Wei Wuyu is destined to have a good meal tonight, who knew he would be so ruthless?

Now that his lips and tongue have been paralyzed by the spicy food, everything he eats is like chewing wax, because he can't eat any taste at all.

I can only wait for tomorrow to get better, and then make up for him.

But should I say it or not, ruthless is no longer enough to describe him, it should be called "Wolf Extermination".

Because there is only one big crab, naturally it belongs to the great hero Xiao Tangyuan.

However, the taste of the big lobster is also very delicious, they are completely touched by the light of Little Tam.

Bai Luming and Little Tam, who have always had great appetites, are also edible as always.

However, Su Muyan still couldn't control herself in front of the delicious food blessed by Han Shichu's god-level cooking skills, and completely let herself go.

Senior Sister Chu kept stabbing her knife, "Yan'er, if you do this, you won't be shut down by your manager in the gym when you go back?"

"It's okay." Su Muyan replied indifferently while eating, "Even if I go back to the gym where I was locked up for ten and a half months, I would be happy."

"I can't help it. Brother Mangfu really cooks too delicious food. Really, I have never eaten such delicious food."

"It is no exaggeration to say that I have lived in vain for so many years, and today I know what real food is."

The more she talked, the more she couldn't stop.

A look of contentment and enjoyment appeared on his delicate and dusty face, and he rubbed his already erect belly.

He continued: "Sure enough, today's hard work is worth it. A big meal will instantly wipe away all the fatigue."

Judging by her expression, she would definitely come if given the chance.

The idea that I didn't want to come back after killing anything before, is a lie!
Sure enough, you can never escape the law of true fragrance.

And Brother Yu was miserable, watching them eat more deliciously than the other, he couldn't stop drooling.

I couldn't help but took two bites, but as a result, I didn't have any sense of experience.

This further strengthened his idea that he would never come back even if he was killed.

Seeing that everyone had almost eaten, Bai Luming stood up slowly.

He smiled and said, "Let me perform tonight's show for everyone."

Although he knew that this guy was unreliable, Han Shichu still needed to support him.

"Applause." After speaking, he was the first to applaud.

Everyone also applauded for him.

This made Xiaobai feel complacent.

It's hard to coerce once, pretend to be coercive, and you have to grasp what you say.

Confidently said: "As for me, I don't have any talent, and I have nothing but acting."

"Well, I'll spin one for everyone and act like a dragon absorbing water."

My mother, everyone looked at him in astonishment.

I knew Xiaobai was unreliable, but I didn't expect him to be so unreliable.

Spin one?Thankfully he figured it out.

In order not to dampen his enthusiasm, Han Shichu shouted: "Okay."

Then give him encouraging applause.

Everyone also followed, but the expressions on their faces were slightly weird.

The encouragement they pretended to be, undoubtedly encouraged Xiaobai's desire to express.

He picked up a bottle of beer, pried off the cap with chopsticks, and said confidently, "You're making a fool of yourself."

Then he raised his head and began to drink vigorously, shaking the bottle constantly while drinking.

What a dragon to absorb water.

Although it is an extremely sandy show, if it is successfully performed, it can win some applause.

However, there is an accident.

It's not too surprising, after all, if this guy can't make any accidents, it's really a surprise.

"Pfft..." Xiaobai just took a few sips when all the beer in his mouth spewed out.

He also coughed violently, as if he was choking.

It would be fine if it was sprayed on the dining table or the floor, but to despair, he sprayed towards Senior Sister Chu who was sitting next to him.

Without any accident, Senior Sister Chu was sprayed all over her face and body by him.

【Haha... Is Bai Luming, this idiot, trying to laugh me to death and inherit my money?Dragon absorbs water?Spin one?Thankfully he figured it out. 】

[Sure enough, Xiaobai who doesn't mess things up has no soul. 】

[This is really over, please enjoy the blockbuster "Domestic Violence" next.Warning, viewing by minors is prohibited. 】

[The following pictures will cause extreme discomfort, please watch carefully. 】

Bai Luming, who stopped coughing, took a closer look and was immediately startled.

Hastily pulled out the paper towel on the table, wiped it for Senior Sister Chu, and argued with a smiley face, "Zhizhi, accident, this is pure accident."

"I was choked, and I accidentally sprayed it on you. It was definitely not intentional."

Everyone laughed quietly watching Xiaobai's performance, and nodded from time to time to express their appreciation for his super strong desire to survive.

Senior Sister Chu's face had completely darkened, and she stared at him coldly.

Anyone who looked at her like this would think that the volcano was about to erupt, and Xiaobai would be miserable.

However, she never expected that Senior Sister Chu took a deep breath and forcefully suppressed her anger.

He even smiled at Xiaobai.

It's just that her smile has a kind of superficial smile, which makes Xiao Bai shudder.

"It's okay, I know you didn't mean it."

Dude, is this the wrong medicine or something?How could a female tyrannosaurus suddenly become so reasonable?Incredible!
Not to mention that the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't believe it, even Han Shichu and the others were shocked.

When Bai Luming heard it, the boulder hanging in his heart finally fell down, and he let out a long sigh of relief.

"Zhizhi, you are so kind."

Immediately, it was a flattery.

Of course Chu Wanzhi wanted to give this idiot a hard time, no matter how bad it was, she would have to curse and complain.

But after all, it wasn't intentional, and she was in front of the camera, so she didn't have a seizure.

However, it did not prevent her from beating around the bush.

She took out her mobile phone and searched for a picture of a shark on the Internet.

Then he pointed to the shark's fin and asked Bai Luming, "Do you know what this is?"

Everyone also moved over curiously.

Bai Luming took a look and said, "Isn't this a shark's fin?"

However, Senior Sister Chu shook her head.

Xiaobai continued: "Fish fins?"

Still shook his head.

Everyone couldn't help being curious and puzzled, isn't this the shark's fin?Nothing wrong.

Even the audience of more than 2 million netizens felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

Just when everyone was wondering, Xiao Tangyuan raised her little hand and said softly, "I know, I know."

Senior Sister Chu scratched the little devil's nose, and said with a smile, "Little Tangyuan, translate for your little uncle Bai for auntie."

Xiao Tangyuan grinned, pointed to the picture and said, "This is a shark."

Everyone clicked, isn't this nonsense?
Xiao Tangyuan pointed to the fin again, and continued: "This is the shark's wing, and it is also the shark's arm."

Everyone nodded thoughtfully, although it was a bit reluctant, it was still reasonable.

"So, it's supposed to be a shark's arm, a shark's arm."