In the middle of the night, Raozhou City under the starlight seemed extraordinarily quiet.

Xu Xiaolou took a taxi and sat in the back row.

The beautiful 'head teacher' next to him might be really drunk. After reporting the name of a street and a community, her body naturally leaned against Xu Xiaolou's body.

There seemed to be a crystal water stain winding out from the corner of the woman's mouth.

Xu Xiaolou looked sideways at these, and scratched his head in distress.

10 minutes later, the taxi stopped near Xinghua Primary School, at the gate of a community called 'Qingpingyuan'.

Xu Xiaolou helped the beauty get out of the car.

The community is gated.

The big security guard stared at Xu Xiaolou with scrutiny, as if looking at an outlaw who picked up a dead body in the middle of the night.

Fortunately, at this moment, the beautiful 'head teacher' woke up, took out the access control card with drunken eyes, and opened the door.

Pass a green belt.

Ren Yage seemed to finally be unable to bear the attack of alcohol, squatted down, and vomited profusely at the green grass in the green belt.

Xu Xiaolou, who was worried that if this woman accidentally fell into his vomit, was behind him, tightly clutching the other's arm.

"Or, I won't go up?"

After sending the beauty into the elevator, and seeing her squinting her eyes and finally finding the button for her floor, and pressing it, Xu Xiaolou asked a little suspiciously.

Unexpectedly, the woman just let go of Xu Xiaolou's hand, grinned foolishly, and then fell to the floor in a daze, completely unconscious.

……

Helpless, he had no choice but to lift him up and send the Buddha to the west.

But the design of this residential building is one elevator with three households. After getting out of the elevator, Xu Xiaolou looked at the small corridor in front of him, looked at the three dark brown wooden doors on this floor and the room number on it, and his head suddenly became dizzy.

Patting Ren Yage's small face, he wanted to ask these three doors, which one is your door?

And what responded to him was a slight sound... This woman had already fallen asleep.

Opening the woman's bag, I found that there was everything in it, such as mobile phone, change, toilet paper, cosmetics, but no key.

Therefore, Xu Xiaolou hesitated for a moment, and had no choice but to use his thick-skinned skills to screen the three houses in front of him in the simplest and most stupid way.

……

Knocked on the door.

"Who?"

"Hello, is this Ren Yage's home?"

"No."

"Then do you recognize the woman hanging on my body?"

"do not know."

This is more polite.

……

Knock on another door.

"Damn it in the middle of the night, who is it?"

"Hello, do you know Ren Yage?"

"Have not heard."

"Then do you recognize the..."

"Damn it, get out, or I will report and warn you for disturbing the people!"

……

So, both are ruled out.

The rest, that's for sure.

Knocked on the door.

no response.

Knocked a few more times, still no answer.

Just when Xu Xiaolou thought there was no one at home, a weak voice suddenly came from the door.

"who are you looking for?"

It's a girl's voice.

There are cat eyes on the door.

Xu Xiaolou guessed that the people inside the door should be observing him through this peephole at this moment.

He quickly pushed the woman hanging on his body forward, and said, "Excuse me, is this Ren Yage's home?"

"Ah! Yes yes!"

Suddenly, with a soft click, the door opened.

A petite woman about 1.5 meters tall appeared in front of Xu Xiaolou.

SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon pajamas, wearing a pink headband, a pair of thick black-rimmed glasses hanging on the bridge of the nose.

She has a small round face with baby fat, a healthy skin tone like wheat, and her big eyes hidden behind thick lenses seem to be full of doubts.

The woman's figure is very petite, but her figure is not bad.

The reason it's not bad is because it's covered up by cartoon pajamas.

Four words popped out subconsciously in Xu Xiaolou's mind - Tong Yan.

He suppressed the wild thoughts in his mind, and said with a smile: "I am a friend of Ren Yage, she drank too much, I will send her back..."

Before he finished speaking, Ren Yage, who was hanging on him, seemed to wake up suddenly, and the hands on Xu Xiaolou's shoulders suddenly exerted force.

Then, with a 'vomit' sound, she bent over and vomited.

The woman didn't eat much tonight, but the storage in her stomach seemed inexhaustible.

Alcohol-smelling filth burst out of her mouth like a drain with an open valve.

Xu Xiaolou's complexion changed drastically. Seeing that the color of his camouflage uniform had increased a lot, he wanted to curse angrily, but when he thought that there was another sober beauty standing in front of him.So I had no choice but to hide the scolding in my heart-I didn't read the almanac when I went out today, why did I provoke this silly girl...

The petite beauty hurried out from the door and apologized.

"I'm sorry I made your clothes dirty."

"It's okay, let's deal with her first." Xu Xiaolou suggested with a forced smile.

"Ah? Okay, okay. I'm sorry, I don't know what to do..." The woman was in a hurry, not knowing where to start.

"Why don't you sweep the floor and I'll carry her into the house." Xu Xiaolou continued to suggest.

"Ah? Enter...into the house?" The woman's expression was a little unnatural, presumably because she was worried about Xu Xiaolou.

At this time, the door of an adjacent room opened.

A rough voice cursed loudly: "What are you making noise in the middle of the night? If you don't stop, I'm going to call the police!"

"Ah, okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The woman turned sideways quickly, blushing and beckoning for Xu Xiaolou to go in.

……

Carry the drunk Ren Yage onto a chair—no way, this woman not only vomited all over Xu Xiaolou, but her body is also covered with dirt, and she is worried that she will dirty the clean and tidy sofa, so Just put it on the chair first.

The petite woman in cartoon pajamas does her work very neatly.After a while, he cleaned up the vomit at the door, closed the door, and came into the house.

"How did you drink like this?" She found a clean towel, came to Ren Yage's side, and asked while wiping the latter.

"This..." Xu Xiaolou scratched his head, trying to explain, but found that he didn't know how to explain.

Explain that this beautiful 'head teacher' hit it off with me?It's not enough to eat and drink, so why don't you go to the bar for fun?In the end, I couldn't stop myself, which caused the current situation?
Explaining this, no matter how you listen to it, there is a suspicion of shirking responsibility.

He thought for a while, and finally said: "I can't explain this clearly..."

If you don't know clearly, just don't say it.

The woman Xu Xiaolou secretly associated with these four words is obviously not a person who likes to pursue.

She finally cleaned up the dirt on Ren Yage's body, straightened her waist, and said in a nervous tone: "I'm sorry, can you help me?"

The two of them didn't say a few words, and the woman had already said sorry several times.

Xu Xiaolou looked at the other party with great interest, and found that the cheeks on the woman's face were flushed as if she was drunk.

"Okay, what can I help you with?"

"Help me carry her into the house."

"no problem."

(To be continued)

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