Li Yuewen never dislikes bald heads, and even sees bald heads at certain times, and she will feel friendly.

For example, when I was in Yichan Temple, the chanting sound in the lecture hall every morning didn’t sound noisy and annoying, and the daily porridge and pickles tasted so refreshing. Although his younger brother Li Xuanxin looked timid and weak, but at the critical moment, he was able to stand upright and ride the storm.

Thinking of Li Xuanxin, this woman will always feel infinite tenderness in her heart.

So it's not the bald head that's annoying, it's some people with shaved heads.

For example, at this time, the group of bald heads that suddenly appeared this morning in the desert on the frontier belonged to this category.

The headed old monk came over, with a calm face but a flattering tone and asked: "My Buddha, are you thirsty?"

Li Yuewen said, "I'm not thirsty."

"Then are you hungry?"

"Not hungry."

"My Buddha's body is important. After all, I have not cultivated the real golden body of Buddha. If I am thirsty or hungry, I must tell my disciples not to tire myself. Even if my disciples go through fire and water, they must not let my Buddha suffer any grievances. "

"Oh."

"Does my Buddha have any other orders?"

"Please don't talk."

"Okay, my Buddha."

The old monk followed Li Yuewen, keeping a step away to show respect.

Li Yuewen took a step, he took a step.

After walking about a kilometer, Li Yuewen finally couldn't stand the old monk's presence, stopped, held a book, and looked at him coldly.

The old monk clasped his hands together and asked, "My Buddha, are you tired from walking?"

"No."

"Then are you thirsty?"

"Not thirsty."

"Then are you hungry?"

"Not hungry!"

"Does my Buddha have any orders?"

"Please get out of my sight!"

Li Yuewen was just extremely angry, but unexpectedly, after the old monk in front of him said Amitabha, he really rolled aside.

This rolling is not an adjective, but a verb.

The old monk hugged his hands and knees very obediently, rolled into a ball, and rolled back to his monk team.But those monks also clasped their hands together, with a natural look on their faces.

Xu Xiaolou laughed out loud, thinking this scene was so funny.

As the old saying goes, the wicked make their own way.

Originally, I was angry because of this group of difficult monks, but it dissipated in an instant.

Xu Xiaolou pushed Li Yuewen with his shoulder, and said in a low voice, "Hey, you are a big sister now, and you are very beautiful!"

Li Yuewen frowned, ignoring this annoying spirit.

She was reading a book, and she was reading "Shaking Kunlun".

In Li Yuewen's mind, this shy looking man is no less annoying than a monk.

"Hey, do you feel something is wrong?"

"No."

"I'm serious." Xu Xiaolou glanced at the monks ghostly, and said in a low voice, "The 'Buddha' they talk about, is it really that important? Look at the way they lick dogs. Treating you as a Buddha, I guess I have never been so considerate to their parents..."

Li Yuewen frowned and asked, "So, what do you want to say?"

"If something goes wrong, there must be a demon. They are so attentive to you, and they must want to get something from you."

"What can I have?"

"Then who knows, maybe it's because of your beauty that I want to kiss you."

Before he finished speaking, Li Yuewen slapped him, and Xu Xiaolou hid, laughing loudly.

……

It was noon.

After all, Xu Xiaolou and the two finally compromised. Facing the monks' stalking, he had to agree to go to the tavern with him. After all, there were free coolies for free, which was not in line with Xu Xiaolou's stingy nature.

I saw three monks carrying a stretcher made of broken wooden boards, which was filled with the meat of fierce beasts, weighing several thousand catties.

The monks did not know what method they used to make the wooden plank as solid as a rock, bearing the weight of several thousand catties without breaking.

Xu Xiaolou watched quietly from the side, and found that there seemed to be a mysterious light emerging from the shoulders of the three monks.Xuanguang is light yellow, which is different from the golden color of Buddha's light.The light faintly enveloped the wooden boards.

Xu Xiaolou guessed in his heart that this should be a manifestation of the external release of internal force. The three old monks supported the wooden board with internal force to strengthen its hardness.This also means that the cultivation of the three old monks has reached at least the third level.

A monk who has reached the third realm, even if he is placed outside the frontier or in any tribe, is a guest of honor.However, among this group of monks, they can only be reduced to coolies.From this point, it can be deduced that the strength of this group of monks is absolutely terrifying.

The corpses of fierce beasts on the stretcher were piled up like a mountain.

Xu Xiaolou learned from the tribal leader Ma Anbang that these beasts were named Taotie.

Legend has it that the dragon has nine sons, and Taotie is one of them, who is gluttonous by nature.

As for whether these ferocious beasts are the sons of dragons, Ma Anbang can't tell. He only said that since he was sensible, his father and elders have called them Taotie, and he followed suit.As for what a real Taotie looks like, he has never been out or read a book, so naturally he doesn't know.Xu Xiaolou stopped asking. After all, in a place like the frontier, even his own survival is a problem, so how can he control so many other things?
Whether you are a dragon or a glutton, it has nothing to do with the young master.

The three monks were sweating profusely, thinking that even though they had deep internal strength, they were still struggling to carry the corpse of several thousand catties of beasts for such a long distance.

These corpses are all materials to be exchanged.

This is the most worthless thing in the outside world. Even a few thousand catties of beast meat that has been dried and processed may only be exchanged for less than ten barrels of fresh water.

Xu Xiaolou and the others are going to the tavern to trade.

Although the journey was long, he walked with nothing in his hands, and it was a leisurely walk.

The monks did all the hard work, and they still did it without complaint or regret.

Xu Xiaolou scratched his head and said with a smile: "Hey, my Buddha, I think you should follow them? After the matter here is over, follow them back to the temple, be their Buddha, and be respected by them. I Just now I did a calculation for you, you became their Buddha, you don’t have to abstain from alcohol, meat, and marriage, it means that you have nothing to lose, and you are still the same as normal people, and then they accepted a group of powerful people The monks are disciples, look at them all like dogs, I guess, even if you let them rob the bank, they will shout loudly that I am merciful and follow the orders of the Buddha, and at the same time call all Shaolin disciples Going out to grab money for you... What a wonderful thing? If it were me, I would definitely do it. "

Li Yuewen was reading a book, it was still the book "Shaking Kunlun", at this moment, she just saw a section in it describing a martial arts skill that had been lost for many years, the palm of fire.The moves are simple, and the operation route is clear. I saw Li Yuewen stretching out her hand, and suddenly a cold breath spread all over Xu Xiaolou's body, and then a flaming palm was printed on his head...

After a world of ice and fire, Xu Xiaolou said with a dark face: "Just learned two moves and then you use me to practice? Do you know that it is dangerous, what if I am unprepared and you hang up directly? What do you do? This is deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors, understand?"

Li Yuewen curled her lips, expressing that she didn't want to understand.

……

Life is always full of surprises.

After Xu Xiaolou and his party left the camp, they walked for about ten kilometers, and saw a figure appearing in the distance.

Xu Xiaolou and Li Yuewen became more and more familiar with each other. They saw that figure walking slowly on the ground covered with yellow sand, precariously tottering, with skin as dark as ink, shiny under the sunlight.

This person was only wearing a pair of big underpants and also had a bald head.

Li Yuewen was so surprised that she covered her mouth and said softly, "It's Neo?"

Xu Xiaolou rushed over quickly, and when he confirmed that the black guy in front of him was Neo, before he could open his mouth to ask, the black guy lay flat on the ground and passed out.

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