Laughing at a strong person face to face, the consequences after being discovered are very serious.
Xu Xiaolou bowed his head to eat the noodles expressionlessly, and signaled the black men Neo and Li Yuewen beside him not to meddle in their own business.
However, Xu Xiaolou is like a magnet that is born to attract troubles. He doesn't look for troubles, troubles always like to find him.
The young man named Li Hou turned his face and glanced around the inside of the tavern. Everyone he glanced at lowered their heads, expressing that he had absolutely no intention of meddling in other people's affairs.
When he saw Xu Xiaolou and his group, the young man's eyes lit up.
His eyes swept across Xu Xiaolou first, and he was surprised for a moment when he saw the dark skin of the black man Neo. Finally, he looked at the young girl who refused to eat noodles one by one, and stared. Big eyes.
The young man quickly ran over, walked up to the girl, pulled a stool directly, and sat next to the three of them, looking up and down at Li Yuewen carefully.
The eyes full of admiration finally stayed on Li Yuewen's waist.
After watching for a while, finally when both Li Yuewen and Xu Xiaolou were about to be unbearable, he opened his mouth and said: "How is the style of women in this world? Look at the aura, look at their eyes. If you want to look at the style, you have to look at it." Look at the waist that connects the past and the next! Thickness has its own meaning. If it is thick, it is plump, but it cannot be fleshy. If it is thin, it is slim, but it cannot lose its shape. In short, it is better to be thinner. Unlike the one upstairs just now The old yellow chicken, who has never given birth to a child, can still stand up and look embarrassing? Let's go on to talk about the figure with a thin waist, what is a figure? When a woman walks slowly, the swing of the waist is the figure, and if the swing is too large, it will be coquettish Mei, but if it is too small, and looks petty, there is a degree in between, and if you master this degree, you will not be far from perfection! This is the source of the old saying that women have mountains and rivers on their waists. Girl, you In terms of appearance alone, this small waist is definitely top-grade, worthy of a grip, and it is exquisitely thin, but I don’t know how it looks. Why don’t you get up and take a few steps, and let Master Li give you the palm of your hand?”
When hearing the previous words, Li Yuewen could still remain calm, but after hearing the last few words, not to mention her, even Xu Xiaolou couldn't stand it.
But I have to say that the words of the young man are really interesting, and they speak to the heart of a man.
Although Xu Xiaolou felt vulgar, most of them nodded in agreement.
He was thinking, how to politely but justly refuse this young man's plan to talk?
At this moment, he overlooked a very important thing.
That is, Li Yuewen is not just Li Yuewen now, Li Yuewen is now the true Buddha of some people.
Hearing that his true Buddha was molested by a wretched-looking young man, the three monks standing beside him turned into angry-eyed King Kong in an instant.
I saw the headed old monk step forward a few steps, came to the table, and said in a deep voice: "This benefactor, please move to another seat for dinner."
After all, if you are a monk, even if you have infinite anger in your heart, you can still avoid using bad words.
The young man sniffed and ignored him, but instead looked at Li Yuewen with great interest, as if he was still waiting for the other party to agree to his suggestion of 'ask her to get up and take a few steps'.
He said: "Girl, what do you think? Let me tell you first, Mr. Li, I am nicknamed Li Xianren. Any woman who is passed by my palm eyes is definitely a fairy. The meaning in the entire frontier is equivalent to cover. Zhang certified, a beautiful woman who is worth a hundred. If you are lucky enough to be a woman who can spend a night with Master Li and me, you will be able to sell it in a tavern for double the price the next day. The girl let me slap my eyes, it's a duel without losing money."
Li Yuewen took a few deep breaths, and said in a calm tone: "Shut your mother, get out."
The young man who claimed to be Li Xianren was stunned, scratched his head, and asked, "Don't you think about it?"
Li Yuewen put down the chopsticks, and said seriously: "Test your mother, get lost."
……
A roar.
The old monk finally couldn't take it anymore.
Seeing the humiliation of 'My Buddha', his bald head had already turned purple, and he swung his fist directly at the young man's head. Judging from his posture, he was planning to kill him.
Buddhism taboos killing, but it also depends on the situation.
Beside the Buddha, there are Luohan and Rakshasa Vajra.
The young man in front of me is full of obscene words and obscene language. He must be a demon if he is so disrespectful to my Buddha.
It is a matter of course for Buddhism to eliminate demons.
Boom.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Xu Xiaolou quickly pulled Li Yuewen and Neo out of the way.
The table fell apart.
However, the young man who was sitting at the table suddenly disappeared from where he was.
The power of this punch was transmitted to the wooden board on the floor, and a layer of ripples like water ripples emerged on the wooden board, and then the power of this punch was vanished into nothingness.
There is a magic circle in the tavern, which can absorb any power that destroys the tavern itself.
The old monk stood where he was, his bald head suddenly lifted, and he looked towards the fence somewhere on the second floor.
I saw the young man who was downstairs just now sitting on the fence, holding a wine gourd in his hand, with a playful expression on his face, and said: "Old bald man, you monks are all compassionate, but I see you just came out Fist is killing people, why? All the benevolence, righteousness and Buddhist principles are for ghosts to listen to?"
The monks outside the door rushed into the door in an instant when they heard the commotion inside.
I asked the other two senior brothers about the scene here, and after understanding what was going on, veins popped up on their foreheads.
With a loud shout, the monks stood separately, forming a Buddhist vajra formation, with serious faces.
Seeing what this means, it means that they are going to do a big job here to eliminate demons and evil.
The young man sat on the fence, opened the gourd jug and took a sip, looked at the vajra formation method of the monks standing carefully, and said with a snort, "Buddhist vajra formation, this kind of tricks played by children is also embarrassing in front of you, Master Li. now?"
The old monk at the head stood at the center of the formation, with one hand erected in front of his body, his face was like gold paper, and even the wrinkles and crevices on his face seemed to be faintly glowing with golden light.
His voice was like a bell, and he said: "Benefactor, turn your back and be right!"
Turning around, the word An was uttered, and it seemed that the whole tavern shook a few times.
Xu Xiaolou stood in the corner and hid, pulled Li Yuewen and Neo, said softly with a bitter face: "We are going to make a high profile, but it's not this high profile way, it's equivalent to completely standing with the tavern." Opposite, big trouble."
The young man sitting on the fence hung the wine gourd around his waist, wiped his mouth casually with his white fur sleeve, and said, "I don't like talking to you monks. I like to mess with people like this thousands of years ago." Hats off, it’s still the same now, there’s no progress at all. Forget it, it’s a waste of energy to fight with your dying people. Master Li, if I have this kung fu, I might as well go tossing around on the mother-in-law. Why waste energy with you?”
Xu Xiaolou bowed his head to eat the noodles expressionlessly, and signaled the black men Neo and Li Yuewen beside him not to meddle in their own business.
However, Xu Xiaolou is like a magnet that is born to attract troubles. He doesn't look for troubles, troubles always like to find him.
The young man named Li Hou turned his face and glanced around the inside of the tavern. Everyone he glanced at lowered their heads, expressing that he had absolutely no intention of meddling in other people's affairs.
When he saw Xu Xiaolou and his group, the young man's eyes lit up.
His eyes swept across Xu Xiaolou first, and he was surprised for a moment when he saw the dark skin of the black man Neo. Finally, he looked at the young girl who refused to eat noodles one by one, and stared. Big eyes.
The young man quickly ran over, walked up to the girl, pulled a stool directly, and sat next to the three of them, looking up and down at Li Yuewen carefully.
The eyes full of admiration finally stayed on Li Yuewen's waist.
After watching for a while, finally when both Li Yuewen and Xu Xiaolou were about to be unbearable, he opened his mouth and said: "How is the style of women in this world? Look at the aura, look at their eyes. If you want to look at the style, you have to look at it." Look at the waist that connects the past and the next! Thickness has its own meaning. If it is thick, it is plump, but it cannot be fleshy. If it is thin, it is slim, but it cannot lose its shape. In short, it is better to be thinner. Unlike the one upstairs just now The old yellow chicken, who has never given birth to a child, can still stand up and look embarrassing? Let's go on to talk about the figure with a thin waist, what is a figure? When a woman walks slowly, the swing of the waist is the figure, and if the swing is too large, it will be coquettish Mei, but if it is too small, and looks petty, there is a degree in between, and if you master this degree, you will not be far from perfection! This is the source of the old saying that women have mountains and rivers on their waists. Girl, you In terms of appearance alone, this small waist is definitely top-grade, worthy of a grip, and it is exquisitely thin, but I don’t know how it looks. Why don’t you get up and take a few steps, and let Master Li give you the palm of your hand?”
When hearing the previous words, Li Yuewen could still remain calm, but after hearing the last few words, not to mention her, even Xu Xiaolou couldn't stand it.
But I have to say that the words of the young man are really interesting, and they speak to the heart of a man.
Although Xu Xiaolou felt vulgar, most of them nodded in agreement.
He was thinking, how to politely but justly refuse this young man's plan to talk?
At this moment, he overlooked a very important thing.
That is, Li Yuewen is not just Li Yuewen now, Li Yuewen is now the true Buddha of some people.
Hearing that his true Buddha was molested by a wretched-looking young man, the three monks standing beside him turned into angry-eyed King Kong in an instant.
I saw the headed old monk step forward a few steps, came to the table, and said in a deep voice: "This benefactor, please move to another seat for dinner."
After all, if you are a monk, even if you have infinite anger in your heart, you can still avoid using bad words.
The young man sniffed and ignored him, but instead looked at Li Yuewen with great interest, as if he was still waiting for the other party to agree to his suggestion of 'ask her to get up and take a few steps'.
He said: "Girl, what do you think? Let me tell you first, Mr. Li, I am nicknamed Li Xianren. Any woman who is passed by my palm eyes is definitely a fairy. The meaning in the entire frontier is equivalent to cover. Zhang certified, a beautiful woman who is worth a hundred. If you are lucky enough to be a woman who can spend a night with Master Li and me, you will be able to sell it in a tavern for double the price the next day. The girl let me slap my eyes, it's a duel without losing money."
Li Yuewen took a few deep breaths, and said in a calm tone: "Shut your mother, get out."
The young man who claimed to be Li Xianren was stunned, scratched his head, and asked, "Don't you think about it?"
Li Yuewen put down the chopsticks, and said seriously: "Test your mother, get lost."
……
A roar.
The old monk finally couldn't take it anymore.
Seeing the humiliation of 'My Buddha', his bald head had already turned purple, and he swung his fist directly at the young man's head. Judging from his posture, he was planning to kill him.
Buddhism taboos killing, but it also depends on the situation.
Beside the Buddha, there are Luohan and Rakshasa Vajra.
The young man in front of me is full of obscene words and obscene language. He must be a demon if he is so disrespectful to my Buddha.
It is a matter of course for Buddhism to eliminate demons.
Boom.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Xu Xiaolou quickly pulled Li Yuewen and Neo out of the way.
The table fell apart.
However, the young man who was sitting at the table suddenly disappeared from where he was.
The power of this punch was transmitted to the wooden board on the floor, and a layer of ripples like water ripples emerged on the wooden board, and then the power of this punch was vanished into nothingness.
There is a magic circle in the tavern, which can absorb any power that destroys the tavern itself.
The old monk stood where he was, his bald head suddenly lifted, and he looked towards the fence somewhere on the second floor.
I saw the young man who was downstairs just now sitting on the fence, holding a wine gourd in his hand, with a playful expression on his face, and said: "Old bald man, you monks are all compassionate, but I see you just came out Fist is killing people, why? All the benevolence, righteousness and Buddhist principles are for ghosts to listen to?"
The monks outside the door rushed into the door in an instant when they heard the commotion inside.
I asked the other two senior brothers about the scene here, and after understanding what was going on, veins popped up on their foreheads.
With a loud shout, the monks stood separately, forming a Buddhist vajra formation, with serious faces.
Seeing what this means, it means that they are going to do a big job here to eliminate demons and evil.
The young man sat on the fence, opened the gourd jug and took a sip, looked at the vajra formation method of the monks standing carefully, and said with a snort, "Buddhist vajra formation, this kind of tricks played by children is also embarrassing in front of you, Master Li. now?"
The old monk at the head stood at the center of the formation, with one hand erected in front of his body, his face was like gold paper, and even the wrinkles and crevices on his face seemed to be faintly glowing with golden light.
His voice was like a bell, and he said: "Benefactor, turn your back and be right!"
Turning around, the word An was uttered, and it seemed that the whole tavern shook a few times.
Xu Xiaolou stood in the corner and hid, pulled Li Yuewen and Neo, said softly with a bitter face: "We are going to make a high profile, but it's not this high profile way, it's equivalent to completely standing with the tavern." Opposite, big trouble."
The young man sitting on the fence hung the wine gourd around his waist, wiped his mouth casually with his white fur sleeve, and said, "I don't like talking to you monks. I like to mess with people like this thousands of years ago." Hats off, it’s still the same now, there’s no progress at all. Forget it, it’s a waste of energy to fight with your dying people. Master Li, if I have this kung fu, I might as well go tossing around on the mother-in-law. Why waste energy with you?”
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