Peerless Famous Doctor: The Female CEO's Personal Physician
Chapter 803 The Monkey
A certain monk sneezed suddenly.
"Ah Choo! Who misses the poor monk?"
"Wukong? Impossible, could it be Bajie or Wujing? Hahaha, I'm so whimsical, these two people are better than teachers, how could they miss me? But speaking of Bajie, that guy has After taking the position of the envoy of the altar, life is really comfortable. The things offered to Sakyamuni every day in the world, such as food and drink, are trivial. The most important thing is that he can also use those powers of faith. Sneaking away some of them secretly, adding up a lot, after Journey to the West, counting his life as the most comfortable, and getting a fat job..."
Jin Chanzi clasped his hands together, and after leaving the small courtyard, he came to Huaguo Mountain.
"Wukong, are you there?"
Standing at the bottom of the mountain, looking at the verdant mountain stream, he put his hands around his mouth, making a trumpet shape, and shouted: "I come to see you for my teacher, come out and pick me up!"
There is no one in Huaguo Mountain today.
According to the usual situation, this geomantic treasure land and famous tourist attractions have always been overcrowded... But for some reason, the country suddenly promulgated a decree, saying that several tourist attractions in the country are temporarily closed to the public.The reason given is that rectification needs to be carried out, and there are potential safety hazards in the scenic area... The scenic spots covered by this law include Wudang Mountain, Huaguo Mountain, and many small islands in a certain area of the East China Sea, etc. ... People found that all these covered scenic spots are places where gods live in legends. They have doubts in their hearts, and some caring people even make indirect remarks, saying that these places will have gods appearing?It's just that these thoughtful people just posted such remarks on the Internet, and within a few seconds, the remarks were deleted, and within a few minutes, they were taken away by the local police station for various reasons... …
Today's Huaguo Mountain is empty.
After Jin Chanzi yelled that sentence, in the empty environment, the echo lingered for a long time before gradually dissipating in the mountain stream.
However, just as the echoes dispersed, there was a slightly irritated voice coming from the mountain stream.
"Why did you come to see my old grandson? Besides, you said you wanted to come and see, but you are empty-handed. What kind of money is it?"
Jin Chanzi clasped his hands together, and said cheekily: "I have infinite yearning in my heart, and I have the breath of an old friend on my body. When I come, it is the best gift. Why are you talking about being empty-handed?"
Hearing the other party address himself as 'old friend', the owner of the voice in the mountain stream seemed quite satisfied.
"No, come and do it yourself, I don't have time."
……
10 minute later.
Jin Chanzi came to the sky above a cliff waterfall.
He exuded Buddha's light, and then walked into the cataract flowing down.
Huaguo Mountain, Shuilian Cave.
There is an enchantment at this door, and ordinary people can only see ordinary scenic spots when they walk in.
Jin Chanzi walked in, and naturally, there was another scene in front of him.
Poor decoration, or rather, no decoration at all.The moss on the ground is even a little slippery to step on, and the surrounding area is covered with moisture, which is a bit stuffy.
In the middle of the Water Curtain Cave, there are three monkeys squatting in front of a round table.
They are... uh, fighting the landlord.
"Wang Zha! Hahaha, don't try to run away!"
"Aren't you sick? You lied to him, why are you blowing me up?"
"If you don't blow up, you will run away!"
"Who is the landlord? Do you know how to play cards? You mistook everyone for the landlord! Your brain is blocked by hair, isn't it?"
A puff of smoke drifted past, and the three monkeys turned into one.
Jin Chanzi asked with a smile, "Is it like this every day?"
The monkey was lying on the ground, seeming to be sulking—the avatar he created had poor card-playing skills, so who could he blame?So, just sulking.
"Is it boring?" Jin Chanzi continued to ask.
"I'm not bored, I'm very happy." The monkey was stubborn.
"At the beginning, if you followed the saints' thinking, you devoted yourself to cultivating the Tao, and then devoted yourself to cultivating the Buddha, and then raised the banner to the sky to fight against the Dao of Heaven. Whether it is life or death, it must be more enjoyable than the boring life now, yes wrong?"
"No, in that case, I will definitely die. If I die, it won't be fun."
"Hey, Sun Wukong, the legendary Monkey King, is also afraid of death? Then why did you make trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then? Why don't you hide in the water curtain cave all your life and never come out. Anyway, it's a sky-replenishing stone, which will never die or grow old."
"That's different. I made troubles in the Heavenly Palace because I knew I would definitely not die. But if I were to fight against the Heavenly Dao, I would really die... Hey, are you annoying? Didn't you say you came to see me? Miscellaneous If you have nothing to do, come and lecture me again, long-winded..."
"Hehehe, it's an old problem."
Inside the Water Curtain Cave.
A table of fruit, a table of meat, and a table of wine.
There are so many things to see, it can be seen that the host attaches great importance to this visitor and is very happy.
The monkeys and monkey grandchildren originally wanted to dance for fun, but Jin Chanzi insisted on changing them into human beauties with a shy face, which finally aroused the dissatisfaction of the monkeys—what's wrong?The appearance of our female monkey is not in your eyes anymore, is it?What is so good about humans?Does it have the red glow of our female monkey... Forget it, I originally thought about finding a female monkey to sleep with you tonight, but I think you are out of luck.
The sound of falling water outside was like a whine, and the two people in the Water Curtain Cave... oh, no, one person and one monkey looked at each other silently.After a long time, Jin Chanzi sighed to the monkey drinking with his face upturned in front of him, and said, "I just don't understand, you are already so powerful, why don't you use your strength for business? Have you been hiding in the Is it really happy and happy here? Now that the outside is in chaos, the Buddha is trapped in the inner border of the border, and the Daoist Sanqing is now only left with the Taishang Laojun who is still above the nine heavens, and the other gods are gods Ah, which one will be your opponent? Erlang God? Hehehe, if you hadn't been merciful to that three-eyed guy, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to keep even one eye on his face. Oh Wukong, he can obviously go out with a stick on his body , a stick in his hand stirs the world and changes color... but he is willing to conjure up two monkeys fighting against the Landlord every day? I really can't figure it out."
The monkey who took a sip of fruit wine turned a deaf ear to the long speech, and even turned around on purpose and let out a loud fart.
Jin Chanzi continued to speak earnestly, "Think about it! If you go out now, the old man Taishang Laojun must have no time to take care of you. Your master Bodhizi has also retreated in Fangcun Mountain for countless years. Even Guanyin Bodhisattva I also followed the Buddha to the inner world of the frontier, and I couldn’t get out. Who else in the world can restrain you? Don’t be number one in the world, and become a king of the mountain, you...you, you, I really don’t know what to do as a teacher I told you."
"If you don't know what to say, just shut up and don't say anything, noisy."
The monkey finally spoke.
Monkey face Lei Gongzui, at this moment, he revealed his violent expression.
No one can tell him what to do.
Including Tang Seng.
The reason why he endured the noise in his ears was because he hadn't seen his old acquaintances for a long time, and he couldn't bear to pinch each other as he did thousands of years ago... Jin Chanzi sighed heavily, he knew that if he kept talking If you go down, you will probably be driven out of this water curtain cave by this very bad-tempered master.This is a small world. Here, even Jin Chanzi is definitely no match for the monkey in front of him.If you really angered the other party, don't mention the old master-student relationship, it's okay if you don't mention it. On the face of it, he didn't know it, and he was also a victim. He blindly accepted a monkey at the level of a devil as his apprentice.At that time, he even thought about leaving and returning to the Buddhist kingdom to continue discussing the so-called Dharma with the Buddha... No matter how bad it is, he would be punished by the Buddha, and he should not die.But when I was with this monkey, I trembled day and night, for fear that one would die under the other's big iron rod before waking up and reciting the magic spell...
"You...are you a high-ranking saint now?" Jin Chanzi suddenly asked in surprise after a long silence.
"Well, to be precise, it's a high-level holy monkey." The Monkey King replied with a breath.
Jin Chanzi sighed.
This is true convincing.
Sure enough, it is worthy of being the Heaven-Mending Stone. After cultivating the 72 transformations of Taoism, and learning half-baked Buddhist scriptures, when he was at the top of the fifth realm, he beat monsters and gods of the same realm to the point of crying. Now he is a high-ranking saint... ...Monkey, is there any existence in this world that can restrict it?
Jin Chanzi looked up at the sky.
In the past, Nu Wa should be able to.
Now, I'm afraid only Heaven can do it.
"Ah Choo! Who misses the poor monk?"
"Wukong? Impossible, could it be Bajie or Wujing? Hahaha, I'm so whimsical, these two people are better than teachers, how could they miss me? But speaking of Bajie, that guy has After taking the position of the envoy of the altar, life is really comfortable. The things offered to Sakyamuni every day in the world, such as food and drink, are trivial. The most important thing is that he can also use those powers of faith. Sneaking away some of them secretly, adding up a lot, after Journey to the West, counting his life as the most comfortable, and getting a fat job..."
Jin Chanzi clasped his hands together, and after leaving the small courtyard, he came to Huaguo Mountain.
"Wukong, are you there?"
Standing at the bottom of the mountain, looking at the verdant mountain stream, he put his hands around his mouth, making a trumpet shape, and shouted: "I come to see you for my teacher, come out and pick me up!"
There is no one in Huaguo Mountain today.
According to the usual situation, this geomantic treasure land and famous tourist attractions have always been overcrowded... But for some reason, the country suddenly promulgated a decree, saying that several tourist attractions in the country are temporarily closed to the public.The reason given is that rectification needs to be carried out, and there are potential safety hazards in the scenic area... The scenic spots covered by this law include Wudang Mountain, Huaguo Mountain, and many small islands in a certain area of the East China Sea, etc. ... People found that all these covered scenic spots are places where gods live in legends. They have doubts in their hearts, and some caring people even make indirect remarks, saying that these places will have gods appearing?It's just that these thoughtful people just posted such remarks on the Internet, and within a few seconds, the remarks were deleted, and within a few minutes, they were taken away by the local police station for various reasons... …
Today's Huaguo Mountain is empty.
After Jin Chanzi yelled that sentence, in the empty environment, the echo lingered for a long time before gradually dissipating in the mountain stream.
However, just as the echoes dispersed, there was a slightly irritated voice coming from the mountain stream.
"Why did you come to see my old grandson? Besides, you said you wanted to come and see, but you are empty-handed. What kind of money is it?"
Jin Chanzi clasped his hands together, and said cheekily: "I have infinite yearning in my heart, and I have the breath of an old friend on my body. When I come, it is the best gift. Why are you talking about being empty-handed?"
Hearing the other party address himself as 'old friend', the owner of the voice in the mountain stream seemed quite satisfied.
"No, come and do it yourself, I don't have time."
……
10 minute later.
Jin Chanzi came to the sky above a cliff waterfall.
He exuded Buddha's light, and then walked into the cataract flowing down.
Huaguo Mountain, Shuilian Cave.
There is an enchantment at this door, and ordinary people can only see ordinary scenic spots when they walk in.
Jin Chanzi walked in, and naturally, there was another scene in front of him.
Poor decoration, or rather, no decoration at all.The moss on the ground is even a little slippery to step on, and the surrounding area is covered with moisture, which is a bit stuffy.
In the middle of the Water Curtain Cave, there are three monkeys squatting in front of a round table.
They are... uh, fighting the landlord.
"Wang Zha! Hahaha, don't try to run away!"
"Aren't you sick? You lied to him, why are you blowing me up?"
"If you don't blow up, you will run away!"
"Who is the landlord? Do you know how to play cards? You mistook everyone for the landlord! Your brain is blocked by hair, isn't it?"
A puff of smoke drifted past, and the three monkeys turned into one.
Jin Chanzi asked with a smile, "Is it like this every day?"
The monkey was lying on the ground, seeming to be sulking—the avatar he created had poor card-playing skills, so who could he blame?So, just sulking.
"Is it boring?" Jin Chanzi continued to ask.
"I'm not bored, I'm very happy." The monkey was stubborn.
"At the beginning, if you followed the saints' thinking, you devoted yourself to cultivating the Tao, and then devoted yourself to cultivating the Buddha, and then raised the banner to the sky to fight against the Dao of Heaven. Whether it is life or death, it must be more enjoyable than the boring life now, yes wrong?"
"No, in that case, I will definitely die. If I die, it won't be fun."
"Hey, Sun Wukong, the legendary Monkey King, is also afraid of death? Then why did you make trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then? Why don't you hide in the water curtain cave all your life and never come out. Anyway, it's a sky-replenishing stone, which will never die or grow old."
"That's different. I made troubles in the Heavenly Palace because I knew I would definitely not die. But if I were to fight against the Heavenly Dao, I would really die... Hey, are you annoying? Didn't you say you came to see me? Miscellaneous If you have nothing to do, come and lecture me again, long-winded..."
"Hehehe, it's an old problem."
Inside the Water Curtain Cave.
A table of fruit, a table of meat, and a table of wine.
There are so many things to see, it can be seen that the host attaches great importance to this visitor and is very happy.
The monkeys and monkey grandchildren originally wanted to dance for fun, but Jin Chanzi insisted on changing them into human beauties with a shy face, which finally aroused the dissatisfaction of the monkeys—what's wrong?The appearance of our female monkey is not in your eyes anymore, is it?What is so good about humans?Does it have the red glow of our female monkey... Forget it, I originally thought about finding a female monkey to sleep with you tonight, but I think you are out of luck.
The sound of falling water outside was like a whine, and the two people in the Water Curtain Cave... oh, no, one person and one monkey looked at each other silently.After a long time, Jin Chanzi sighed to the monkey drinking with his face upturned in front of him, and said, "I just don't understand, you are already so powerful, why don't you use your strength for business? Have you been hiding in the Is it really happy and happy here? Now that the outside is in chaos, the Buddha is trapped in the inner border of the border, and the Daoist Sanqing is now only left with the Taishang Laojun who is still above the nine heavens, and the other gods are gods Ah, which one will be your opponent? Erlang God? Hehehe, if you hadn't been merciful to that three-eyed guy, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to keep even one eye on his face. Oh Wukong, he can obviously go out with a stick on his body , a stick in his hand stirs the world and changes color... but he is willing to conjure up two monkeys fighting against the Landlord every day? I really can't figure it out."
The monkey who took a sip of fruit wine turned a deaf ear to the long speech, and even turned around on purpose and let out a loud fart.
Jin Chanzi continued to speak earnestly, "Think about it! If you go out now, the old man Taishang Laojun must have no time to take care of you. Your master Bodhizi has also retreated in Fangcun Mountain for countless years. Even Guanyin Bodhisattva I also followed the Buddha to the inner world of the frontier, and I couldn’t get out. Who else in the world can restrain you? Don’t be number one in the world, and become a king of the mountain, you...you, you, I really don’t know what to do as a teacher I told you."
"If you don't know what to say, just shut up and don't say anything, noisy."
The monkey finally spoke.
Monkey face Lei Gongzui, at this moment, he revealed his violent expression.
No one can tell him what to do.
Including Tang Seng.
The reason why he endured the noise in his ears was because he hadn't seen his old acquaintances for a long time, and he couldn't bear to pinch each other as he did thousands of years ago... Jin Chanzi sighed heavily, he knew that if he kept talking If you go down, you will probably be driven out of this water curtain cave by this very bad-tempered master.This is a small world. Here, even Jin Chanzi is definitely no match for the monkey in front of him.If you really angered the other party, don't mention the old master-student relationship, it's okay if you don't mention it. On the face of it, he didn't know it, and he was also a victim. He blindly accepted a monkey at the level of a devil as his apprentice.At that time, he even thought about leaving and returning to the Buddhist kingdom to continue discussing the so-called Dharma with the Buddha... No matter how bad it is, he would be punished by the Buddha, and he should not die.But when I was with this monkey, I trembled day and night, for fear that one would die under the other's big iron rod before waking up and reciting the magic spell...
"You...are you a high-ranking saint now?" Jin Chanzi suddenly asked in surprise after a long silence.
"Well, to be precise, it's a high-level holy monkey." The Monkey King replied with a breath.
Jin Chanzi sighed.
This is true convincing.
Sure enough, it is worthy of being the Heaven-Mending Stone. After cultivating the 72 transformations of Taoism, and learning half-baked Buddhist scriptures, when he was at the top of the fifth realm, he beat monsters and gods of the same realm to the point of crying. Now he is a high-ranking saint... ...Monkey, is there any existence in this world that can restrict it?
Jin Chanzi looked up at the sky.
In the past, Nu Wa should be able to.
Now, I'm afraid only Heaven can do it.
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