Siheyuan: Be an uncle in Manqinyuan

Sha Zhu folded his arms around his chest and shook his head, "I don't know, it's not me, I've never done it, sir, don't test me like this."

The old man looked at the silly pig, and it was clear that he didn't eat hard or soft, and his face gradually became gloomy.

"If this is the case, then call everyone in the yard out, and let's talk about it carefully. The impact of this matter is very small, but we must not just turn the page casually."

Yan Bugui pointed to his two flushed cheeks, which looked really ridiculous and comical.

"Then what should I do with my face? I'm going to work soon."

The uncle thought for a while: "If it doesn't work, find a doctor to come over and see if he can find a way to remove it for you."

"I guess this word can't be removed temporarily, Lao Yan, don't worry."

The uncle already has a candidate in mind, if the best doctor in their hospital is probably only Su Jianye.

It's just that what should be done now is to figure out this matter, and then ask Su Jianye to help

Yan Bugui thought to himself: This word is on his face, he has no face to go out now, he is not in a hurry?It is estimated that people are not in a hurry.

In any case, this meeting was held temporarily in this way. Everyone in the courtyard, as long as they are at home, will be present without exception.

Everyone stood by and yawned, looking sleepy.

The uncle deliberately cleared his throat, attracting everyone's attention: "Well... we are here today to talk about one thing."

"I'm sure everyone has seen that the third master's face was written a few words, and that person is unwilling to admit anything. The impact of this incident is very bad."

Yan Jiefang: "Tsk, my dad still has the nerve to sit there, he is ashamed as much as I am!"

The third mother gave Yan Jiefang a hard look: "Why are you a white-eyed wolf, anyway, you are also my child and your father's child, and you actually said your father was ashamed?"

Yan Jiefang didn't panic at all: "That's what it is. If I were to find out that someone wrote on my face, I would definitely solve it in the room in a desperate manner, instead of making it a big deal."

"Even if this matter is resolved in the end, this face is already lost. It's really not worth the loss!"

The three mothers think about it too, but unfortunately there is no regret medicine now, and they have no way to return to the original decision, and they can only take one step at a time.

I just hope that someone can explain this matter as soon as possible, and find out the little brat who dared to do this. If they know who that person is, it will definitely not make him feel better.

Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian murmured: "Things in the yard are really getting more and more exciting, I'm so excited to see it."

"Isn't it? What happened recently probably wouldn't have happened for a year or so, but the more this is the better, we can also reap the benefits of the fisherman and watch jokes by the way."

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The second uncle saw that the situation was too noisy, so he deliberately knocked on the table, "Quiet, everyone, please listen to us first."

Snapped!
"Which little bastard is it!" Yan Bugui cursed angrily.

Silly Zhu: "It's not me anyway, don't accuse good people."

The uncle glanced around: "Everyone should be here."

Everyone looked at me, I looked at yours, and then someone in the crowd said: "It seems that they are not here, it seems that Xu Damao and his wife are not here."

These words really woke up everyone, yes, since the disturbance just now, how come Xu Damao hasn't made such a big movement, I don't believe he can't hear it, unless he is pretending not to hear it on purpose.

As for Xu Damao's daughter-in-law, several people knew that she was not in the courtyard, so they didn't think there was anything wrong.

But that Xu Damao usually likes to watch the excitement, how could he not be there today?

The uncle's face changed slightly and he gave Sha Zhu a look: "Have you seen Xu Damao?"

Shazhu shrugged innocently, "Why do you look at me? Is it possible that I can hide a living person?"

"I don't know. I've never met Xu Damao. He and I are at odds with each other. How could I pay attention to his whereabouts?"

Just as Shazhu finished speaking, a weak male voice suddenly came from an unknown direction: "Master, I... I am here."

Everyone looked around in a daze, and finally saw Xu Damao who stumbled out at Yan Bugui's door.

Yan Bugui was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help asking: "Xu Damao, why did you walk out of my room?"

They didn't seem to have seen this kid when they got up before, but the distance between this kid's room and his room was not too close.

Even if he wanted to take advantage of the situation and sneak there, it would be impossible, unless he was in his room from the beginning, not to mention that Xu Damao didn't have to do so.

Xu Damao scratched the back of his head, only to feel that his whole body was sore, especially his eyes, as if someone had slapped him.

"Hiss...why do my eyes hurt so much." After Xu Damao finished speaking, he touched his eyes lightly.

In the end, it didn't matter if he didn't touch it, but when he touched it, he exclaimed: "Oh my god, my eyes are swollen, it hurts so much!"

With the light of dawn, everyone saw the situation on Xu Damao's face. Compared with the third master, the original Xu Damao was not much better.

Especially the third master's face, which looked like it was drawn by someone, and Xu Damao's face, which looked like it was punched out.

So... who did this?Also, if you read correctly, Xu Damao just walked out of the third master's room, right?What's going on here?
Yan Bugui asked again angrily: "Boy, I'm talking to you, why did you leave my room? When did you go in?"

Xu Damao's mind was also a little confused: "I...how would I know, I slept soundly, who would have known that when I woke up, I would be on the floor of your room."

"Could it be that the third master had some idea and deliberately pulled me here while I was asleep."

It is estimated that the person present who knows the situation best is Su Jianye.

Su Jianye couldn't help but hooked his lips, it seemed that he was stupid last night, those two punches were really not light, and Xu Damao really looked like half a pig's head.

Shazhu came to Su Jianye's side quietly again, "Master, there shouldn't be any problem with this matter, will Xu Damao be a bad thing?"

Su Jianye: "No, just wait and watch the show."

With Su Jianye's words, Shazhu felt more at ease, he silently adjusted a comfortable standing posture again, and watched the show as he watched it.

Xu Damao stood there thinking for a while, but finally couldn't explain it: "Third Master, what's going on? And what's wrong with your face? Who wrote it for you?"

Yan Bugui snorted: "Could it be your kid who wrote it! Why did you go to my room and haven't made it clear yet!"

Xu Damao subconsciously shook his head, "How could it be me? With our relationship, I don't need to write these things on your face."

however--

Su Jianye made a major discovery: "Then what is in your hand?"