Siheyuan, the special forces at the beginning, make me kill you

The corners of Li Weiqiang's lips moved.

He had expected that something like this would happen.

And the stone he threw just now was sure to hit.

This stone hit the manure basin he had placed on the branch beforehand and stuck on the head of the fleeing stick.

"Ah! Ahh!~Ahhh!~"

Stick was sitting on the ground, looking at the dung on his hands.

I don't know if I was scared or stupid.

Sitting there, the screams were endless like a single loop.

Li Weiqiang did not sympathize with him.

This dung basin is a stick yesterday, when he went out to do some errands, he hid it on the door of his house, trying to detain Li Weiqiang's dung all over his body.

Fortunately, Li Weiqiang has been vigilant these days, so he didn't fall into the trap of sticks and was put in a dung basin.

Now he can be regarded as repaying his own body in his own way.

Li Weiqiang stuffed two balls of cotton prepared in advance into his nostrils.

After taking two steps forward, I was still a little cautious so as not to step on the dung.

"Stop yelling! If you yell again, it's all in your mouth! How's it going? Is it delicious?"

Sticking to the moonlight, when he saw the broken dung basin, he thought it looked so familiar.

He suddenly realized, "Ah! Ahhh! ~Li Weiqiang...you are the one who took my shit? Ahh!~"

"Tell you not to scream, you still scream? If you like to eat dung so much, then continue to eat! You are full, and you are getting up!"

"Great, my grandson!"

Jiazhang was anxious to run over, but the second uncle Liu Haizhong called for someone to stop Jiazhang.

"Don't let Jia Zhang pass by! Hold her!"

When Banggen heard grandma's call, he seemed to have woken up from the dung pot incident. He quickly got up from the ground and wanted to escape.

The Second Uncle Liu Haizhong was anxious, and called his second son, "Guang Tian, ​​grab the stick!"

"Dad! It stinks, I can't do it!" Liu Guangtian pinched his nose with his hands, protesting with disgust.

"You just have to catch him, and I'll give you five dollars for pocket money!"

Liu Guangtian's money is tight recently, and he wants to drink with his buddies recently, but he is worried that he has no money to spend.

He gritted his teeth and went all out.

"You grab those two little girls, and I'll come who smells like excrement."

Liu Guangtian rushed over with several half-grown boys.

Xiaodang and Huaihua are little girls, even if they are taught by the stick to run away after stealing things, they are not as good as men.

Soon the two of them were arrested.

Liu Guangtian also went all out, for the five yuan, he stepped on the ground full of gold dung, and finally caught this little bastard.

vomit!
Not to mention smelling the stench now, even looking at the embarrassed ghost of the stick, he feels like vomiting at any time.

Stick struggled, and scolded people uncleanly.

"Let me go, if you don't let me go, I will kill you one by one sooner or later!"

Liu Guangtian didn't agree with him, "Who did you kill? A thief who steals everywhere, is it shameful to throw it away?"

When Jia Zhang saw her grandsons and granddaughters being captured by Liu Guangtian, she limped over to tear Liu Guangtian apart.

"Let go of my grandson stick, let go! If you don't let me go, I, an old woman, will fight with you."

Jia Zhang became impatient, grabbed Liu Guangtian's arm, and bit on it like a dog.

"Ah! ~It hurts to death!~"

Liu Guangtian let go of the stick in pain, because his arm was bitten, he shook his arm in pain.

Boom!
"Ouch!"

Jia Zhang was thrown out, and finally fell to the ground, her face was directly smashed into the basin with a little dung on the ground.

When she pulled out her face, suddenly a wrinkled old face was inlaid with heavy golden lines.

"My old lady is here today, let me see who dares to touch my grandson..."

Mrs. Jia Zhang got up from the ground, limped and ran to BangGong, and just grabbed BangGong's hand.

The moment Jiazhang and Banggen faced each other, both of them were choked by the overpowering smell, turned their heads and almost spat out.

"Mr. Jia Zhang, don't be a moth, hurry up and bring a stick!"

Uncle Er, Liu Haizhong couldn't wait, so he spoke first.

Jia Zhang hugged the stick, shook his head and refused, "I won't let you hurt my grandson, no one can hurt him!"

When the third uncle Yan Bugui thought about his five yuan, if he didn't speak at this time, the five yuan would be ruined.

He pushed the mirror frame on the bridge of his nose, not very happy, and said to Jia Zhang: "Jia Zhang, quickly bring him here, haven't you decided who is stealing things? You smell like dung, and you don't want to vomit. ?"

The first uncle Yi Zhonghai returned home just now and found that all his money was gone.

This is all the pension money he has worked so hard to save, and the three brothers and sisters didn't leave any of it to him.

He didn't intend to make an exception this time, so he yelled at Jia Zhangshi with a cold face.

"Jia Zhang, hurry up and bring the stick! Don't dawdle there!"

Uncle Yi is generally not angry.

Once angry, the people in the whole compound are still a little jealous, Jia Zhang is one of them.

She thought for a while, and walked out with a stick.

Everywhere there was a stench.

The people in the compound surrounding them, fearing that they would run away, quickly stepped back several meters.

"Grandma! I didn't steal anything, you must decide for me!"

"Did you hear that? My grandson said, he didn't steal anything?" After Jia Zhang finished yelling at the surrounding people in the compound, he finally agreed to the stick.

"Good grandson, grandma believes in you, no one can bully you today!"

If it were any other three generations of grandmothers and grandchildren, it might be regarded as affectionate.

But this Jiazhang family is obviously a mess. They protect the calf. This stick is all because they are used to it. They have bad habits and are problem children.

"Mom! Banggen, where are Xiaodang and Huaihua?"

Qin Huairu ran over in a hurry, and when she saw her two daughters being caught, her mother-in-law and Bang Geng hugged each other covered in dung.

Her heart crumpled nervously in the stench.

"Where is this trouble coming from? It's midnight, and there's another meeting of the whole hospital?"

He Yuzhu came afterward, when he saw Qin Huairu's family in a mess.

He joked at first, then his eyes turned red with anger, and he pointed at the people in the compound that surrounded Qin Huairu's family.

"All of you, what are you capable of embarrassing the orphans and widows? Let go! Let go!"

When He Yuzhu was going to push away the two young men who were grabbing Xiaodang and Huaihua, Xiaodang and Huaihua both called out.

"Oops! My money!"

"I lost my money too!"

Sisters Xiaodang and Huaihua saw the money in their pockets and trousers pockets falling on the ground, so they bent down to pick them up.

He Yuzhu stared blankly, they picked up so much money, each of them picked up tens of dollars.

He knows better than anyone how Qin Huairu's family is doing.

Where did the money come from?
"Listen! They said it was their money. How can Qin Huairu's family have so much money? Qin Huairu... You made it clear yourself."

Qin Huairu bit her lip, looked back at He Yuzhu, and gave him a sneaky wink.

Seeing Qin Huairu's teary appearance, He Yuzhu had no choice but to cooperate with her.

"I borrowed these from Silly Zhu! Right, Silly Zhu?"

He Yuzhu had no choice but to ignorant of his conscience, nodded and agreed, "Yes, it's my money!"

"Your money? Silly Zhu, didn't all your money go to Qin Huairu, where else do you have money? Who are you kidding?"

He Yuzhu bit the bullet and said nonsense, "Why do I have no money? Everyone knows that I don't have a wife and don't have to support my family. I have plenty of money!"

"Remember what you said, don't slap yourself in the face later!" Li Weiqiang mocked.

Li Weiqiang knew that He Yuzhu was really stupid just like in the original drama!

So stupid that Qin Huairu opened his eyes and told lies, but he was willing to help her unconditionally?

To put it bluntly, maybe helping Qin Huairu is kindness?Or maybe the relationship with Qin Huairu has been unclear for a long time?
And his kind of relief, help, and connivance to children.

At the same time, he also taught the white-eyed wolf like the three brothers and sisters of the stick and stem.

That's what silly Zhu said, he did it on his own.

But he is not a fool, Li Weiqiang is by no means a master who will be bullied.

Li Weiqiang held a wooden stick in his hand, which was as thick as his wrist.

Boom!
He knocked the wooden stick on the ground, looked at the silly pillar, and finally met Qin Huiru's eyes.

When Qin Huairu met Li Weiqiang's sinister gaze, his spine felt chills, and he couldn't help but feel a jolt.

"Qin Huairu, if this money is really stupid, I, Li Weiqiang, will voluntarily break a leg! But if this money is stolen by Xiao Dang and Huaihua, then I will break Bang Geng's leg!"