Siheyuan, the special forces at the beginning, make me kill you
Chapter 21 Should Xu Damao Consider Laying Eggs?Stupid who is greedy?
The courtyard meeting is held in the backyard.
The so-called meeting of the whole court is to let the three uncles judge the victims and uphold justice.
The other neighbors sat in rows with small benches, and when the elders said to raise their hands to vote, the neighbors could vote to decide whether to support the victims.
Sitting beside a wooden table in the front were the first uncle Yi Zhonghai, the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Bugui.
Sitting on a bench to the left of the table was He Yuzhu, a tall and burly man with a square face.
Sitting on the bench on the right side of the table was Lou Xiao'e, and Xu Damao, who had a long face with two beards and roving eyes.
He Yuzhu and Xu Damao were sitting opposite each other, which also made the two of them have a war of words and confrontation when they met.
Xu Damao pointed to He Yuzhu, "Okay, He Yuzhu, you actually stole our chicken?"
He Yuzhu poked his neck, "Who stole your chicken?"
"You didn't steal it? What was stewing in your pot just now? What is it if it's not chicken? You didn't steal it from my house. Where did it come from?"
"Xu Damao, don't spout blood! I bought this chicken!"
Xu Damao stood up excitedly, "Nonsense! My old hen is lost, and I'm waiting to lay eggs to eat. Didn't you steal it and who stole it?"
He Yuzhu smiled sarcastically, turned his head to one side, and said jokingly, "You should really think about laying eggs!"
Xu Damao was enraged and ran towards He Yuzhu.
Lou Xiaoe was also furious, and rushed over with Xu Damao, pointed at He Yuzhu's face and warned him, "Silly Zhu, who are you talking about? Can't you just have some good words? Don't talk nonsense!"
Xu Damao grabbed He Yuzhu by the collar and was about to beat him up, "Silly Zhu, who do you think won't lay eggs? Who wants to lay eggs?"
"Just say what's wrong with you two? Let go, don't force me to do it!"
He Yuzhu stood up. He was about the same height as Xu Damao, but his body was two or three times stronger than Xu Damao's.
Lou Xiao'e pulled Xu Damao back, Xu Damao didn't want to lose face in front of her and her neighbors, so she bravely pointed at He Yuzhu's face and warned him, "Just wait for me!"
"I'll wait! Who's afraid of you? You son of a bitch!"
"You still scolding people, you?"
"I'll scold you, Xu Damao, you bastard!"
No matter how good-tempered the good old man Yi Zhonghai is, in front of so many neighbors, and the three of them are still there, these two people can't help but scold them harshly.
Yi Zhonghai slapped the table angrily, "Everyone be quiet! Be quiet! Everyone sit down!"
He Yuzhu and Xu Damao took a look at Uncle Yi, and knew that this man could not be offended in this compound.
They sat down, because He Yuzhu and Xu Damao stared at each other because they were sitting opposite each other, eager to rush over and smash each other.
Li Weiqiang was the last to come, but this hospital meeting was too particular, and it would take a lot of time just to move the benches and wait for the neighbors to arrive, so I didn't want him to be a melon-eating crowd and continue to watch the good show.
He found a small stool, sat down, and saw Xu Damao himself.
Xu Damao looks similar to the one in the original drama, but he feels that this Xu Damao is much more treacherous than in the original drama.
It doesn't look like a character who has been beaten by He Yuzhu all the time. In many cases, he knows how to save the day, judge the situation and avoid disaster.
Just like just now, if Xu Damao fought He Yuzhu in front of the three uncles.
Don't talk about whether the three uncles will be angry, but if they really start to fight, according to the huge difference in body size now, he is really not He Yuzhu's opponent.
Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, started to speak, "Silly Zhu, let me ask you, have you stolen Xu Damao's old hen?"
He Yuzhu shook his head, with a calm expression on his face, "No stealing! Who is going to steal his old hen? I'm in a hurry!"
"You said you didn't steal it? Then where did your chicken come from?" Yi Zhonghai asked.
He Yuzhu looked at Yi Zhonghai, without guilt or evasion, "I bought it from Chaoyang Market, can't I?"
The third uncle Yan Bugui stood up, pointed at He Yuzhu, smiled helplessly, but aimed at He Yuzhu with a knife in every sentence.
"Silly, let me ask you, how much does it cost to buy a chicken?"
"Bought it for two dollars!"
"Sizhu, two yuan for a chicken? You are buying gold, right?"
"Don't be stupid here! Counting from the time you get off work, it takes you half an hour to go from the rolling mill to the Chaoyang Market to buy things, and it takes at least 40 minutes to get back to the compound. If you go back to the compound, it will take you an hour. home!"
"And when Xu Damao saw your stewed chicken, he had just left work, at most half an hour after get off work, where did you go to buy chicken? Who are you fooling?"
Xu Damao stood up happily, clapped his hands and applauded, "Third Master, you are worthy of being a teacher, this little brain can count really fast!"
He Yuzhu sneered at the side, and joked, "He has been calculating all his life, can he not count? It's just that this person sometimes counts and counts, and his money is empty. I advise you, don't take it too seriously, third uncle!"
"Silly Zhu! I'm talking about you! What do you say I'm doing? This person..."
The third uncle Yan Bu sat down dignifiedly.
Second Uncle Liu Haizhong saw him appear on the stage. He stood up with his hands behind his back and his belly sticking out, looking like a high-ranking official.
He pointed at He Yuzhu, wanting to confirm from him, "Silly Zhu, I'll just ask you, did you steal this chicken?"
Sitting in the crowd, Qin Huairu, who was wearing a blue and white floral jacket, took advantage of the second uncle Liu Haizhong in front of everyone.
"Uncle Er, don't bring such a thing. If you ask this, don't you want to force someone to admit it? If someone said you didn't steal it, you didn't steal it. What's the point of forcing someone?"
Xu Damao glared at Qin Huairu who was in the crowd, and jokingly said, "What? You said you have a sweetheart, are you unhappy?"
"Qin Huairu, this chicken wasn't stolen by Shazhu, could it be that your family stole it? Was it stolen by Bangjiu?"
Qin Huairu scolded unhappily, "A dog can't spit out ivory! What nonsense are you talking about?"
The place where Li Weiqiang was sitting was not far from Qin Huairu, and he could tell that Qin Huairu was obviously guilty.
In the original play, when He Yuzhu came back from get off work, he had already told Qin Huairu that Banggen and the others ate roast chicken, which seemed to be stolen from Xu Damao.
Qin Huairu knew everything, but she was still here like a normal person.
He felt that a child taught by this kind of woman would be much better.
"Qin Huairu, why are you silent? Could it be that you have a ghost in your heart?"
Xu Damao just wanted to trouble Qin Huairu, he didn't think too much, he couldn't beat Shazhu, and couldn't he bully a Qin widow?
This Qin Huairu being bullied, isn't Silly Zhu feeling more troubled?
Xu Damao was complacent and wanted to bully Qin Huairu.
Then I heard Shazhu's move, "I stole the chicken! Don't bully a woman, are you ashamed?"
"You stole the chicken? You finally admitted it? Did you see that Sha Zhu admitted that he stole the chicken?"
Xu Damao won, he was so happy that he almost danced, and kept winking at He Yuzhu.
The Second Uncle Liu Haizhong settled the matter, "Silly Zhu, since you admit to stealing the chicken, then you will give Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e five yuan as compensation, and then give Xu Damao the stewed chicken. "
When He Yuzhu heard this, he was unhappy, "Second uncle, five yuan? Are you going to suck blood? So expensive?"
"Your salary is 37 yuan and [-] cents a month. You have been a chef for several years, and you live alone. You can't spend all the money. What's wrong with giving this little money to Xu Damao as compensation?"
The Second Uncle Liu Haizhong spoke with confidence, He Yuzhu looked at the red-eyed Qin Huairu who was about to cry and was wronged by Xu Damao's bullying, so he had no choice but to swallow his humiliation and admit it.
"Give it! Isn't it just five yuan? I admit it! Here you are Xu Damao!"
Seeing that He Yuzhu took out five yuan from his pocket, Xu Damao hurriedly handed it to Lou Xiaoe next to him, for fear that He Yuzhu would snatch it back.
"That's about the same! I'll give you the money, I'll serve the pot, and we'll go home and have chicken soup!"
Others don't know, but Li Weiqiang knows that this idiot is the body of the greedy widow Qin, who is willing to subsidize the 24 yuan and [-] cents she earns every month, and barely a cent left, to the white-eyed wolves of the Jia family.
Since Shazhu was willing to be blood-sucked by Qin Huairu's family, Li Weiqiang didn't like to meddle in other people's business, so he just quietly watched Shazhu being sucked into a mummy, and froze to death alone in old age.
"Dismiss!"
Following Yi Zhonghai's announcement, the meeting was adjourned, and the neighbors in the courtyard moved away the small stools and prepared to leave after eating the melons.
Suddenly, there were hurried and chaotic footsteps coming from the door of the backyard.
Li Weiqiang sat for a long time, stood up and stretched, curled the corners of his lips in an embarrassing way, and sighed: "The mountain rain is about to come and the wind is full of the building!"
As soon as he turned around, he was pointed at the face by a short winter melon.
"Everyone, don't leave! Today I'm going to expose a beast who is a habit of stealing and embarrassing our courtyard, and he's right there!"
The so-called meeting of the whole court is to let the three uncles judge the victims and uphold justice.
The other neighbors sat in rows with small benches, and when the elders said to raise their hands to vote, the neighbors could vote to decide whether to support the victims.
Sitting beside a wooden table in the front were the first uncle Yi Zhonghai, the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Bugui.
Sitting on a bench to the left of the table was He Yuzhu, a tall and burly man with a square face.
Sitting on the bench on the right side of the table was Lou Xiao'e, and Xu Damao, who had a long face with two beards and roving eyes.
He Yuzhu and Xu Damao were sitting opposite each other, which also made the two of them have a war of words and confrontation when they met.
Xu Damao pointed to He Yuzhu, "Okay, He Yuzhu, you actually stole our chicken?"
He Yuzhu poked his neck, "Who stole your chicken?"
"You didn't steal it? What was stewing in your pot just now? What is it if it's not chicken? You didn't steal it from my house. Where did it come from?"
"Xu Damao, don't spout blood! I bought this chicken!"
Xu Damao stood up excitedly, "Nonsense! My old hen is lost, and I'm waiting to lay eggs to eat. Didn't you steal it and who stole it?"
He Yuzhu smiled sarcastically, turned his head to one side, and said jokingly, "You should really think about laying eggs!"
Xu Damao was enraged and ran towards He Yuzhu.
Lou Xiaoe was also furious, and rushed over with Xu Damao, pointed at He Yuzhu's face and warned him, "Silly Zhu, who are you talking about? Can't you just have some good words? Don't talk nonsense!"
Xu Damao grabbed He Yuzhu by the collar and was about to beat him up, "Silly Zhu, who do you think won't lay eggs? Who wants to lay eggs?"
"Just say what's wrong with you two? Let go, don't force me to do it!"
He Yuzhu stood up. He was about the same height as Xu Damao, but his body was two or three times stronger than Xu Damao's.
Lou Xiao'e pulled Xu Damao back, Xu Damao didn't want to lose face in front of her and her neighbors, so she bravely pointed at He Yuzhu's face and warned him, "Just wait for me!"
"I'll wait! Who's afraid of you? You son of a bitch!"
"You still scolding people, you?"
"I'll scold you, Xu Damao, you bastard!"
No matter how good-tempered the good old man Yi Zhonghai is, in front of so many neighbors, and the three of them are still there, these two people can't help but scold them harshly.
Yi Zhonghai slapped the table angrily, "Everyone be quiet! Be quiet! Everyone sit down!"
He Yuzhu and Xu Damao took a look at Uncle Yi, and knew that this man could not be offended in this compound.
They sat down, because He Yuzhu and Xu Damao stared at each other because they were sitting opposite each other, eager to rush over and smash each other.
Li Weiqiang was the last to come, but this hospital meeting was too particular, and it would take a lot of time just to move the benches and wait for the neighbors to arrive, so I didn't want him to be a melon-eating crowd and continue to watch the good show.
He found a small stool, sat down, and saw Xu Damao himself.
Xu Damao looks similar to the one in the original drama, but he feels that this Xu Damao is much more treacherous than in the original drama.
It doesn't look like a character who has been beaten by He Yuzhu all the time. In many cases, he knows how to save the day, judge the situation and avoid disaster.
Just like just now, if Xu Damao fought He Yuzhu in front of the three uncles.
Don't talk about whether the three uncles will be angry, but if they really start to fight, according to the huge difference in body size now, he is really not He Yuzhu's opponent.
Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, started to speak, "Silly Zhu, let me ask you, have you stolen Xu Damao's old hen?"
He Yuzhu shook his head, with a calm expression on his face, "No stealing! Who is going to steal his old hen? I'm in a hurry!"
"You said you didn't steal it? Then where did your chicken come from?" Yi Zhonghai asked.
He Yuzhu looked at Yi Zhonghai, without guilt or evasion, "I bought it from Chaoyang Market, can't I?"
The third uncle Yan Bugui stood up, pointed at He Yuzhu, smiled helplessly, but aimed at He Yuzhu with a knife in every sentence.
"Silly, let me ask you, how much does it cost to buy a chicken?"
"Bought it for two dollars!"
"Sizhu, two yuan for a chicken? You are buying gold, right?"
"Don't be stupid here! Counting from the time you get off work, it takes you half an hour to go from the rolling mill to the Chaoyang Market to buy things, and it takes at least 40 minutes to get back to the compound. If you go back to the compound, it will take you an hour. home!"
"And when Xu Damao saw your stewed chicken, he had just left work, at most half an hour after get off work, where did you go to buy chicken? Who are you fooling?"
Xu Damao stood up happily, clapped his hands and applauded, "Third Master, you are worthy of being a teacher, this little brain can count really fast!"
He Yuzhu sneered at the side, and joked, "He has been calculating all his life, can he not count? It's just that this person sometimes counts and counts, and his money is empty. I advise you, don't take it too seriously, third uncle!"
"Silly Zhu! I'm talking about you! What do you say I'm doing? This person..."
The third uncle Yan Bu sat down dignifiedly.
Second Uncle Liu Haizhong saw him appear on the stage. He stood up with his hands behind his back and his belly sticking out, looking like a high-ranking official.
He pointed at He Yuzhu, wanting to confirm from him, "Silly Zhu, I'll just ask you, did you steal this chicken?"
Sitting in the crowd, Qin Huairu, who was wearing a blue and white floral jacket, took advantage of the second uncle Liu Haizhong in front of everyone.
"Uncle Er, don't bring such a thing. If you ask this, don't you want to force someone to admit it? If someone said you didn't steal it, you didn't steal it. What's the point of forcing someone?"
Xu Damao glared at Qin Huairu who was in the crowd, and jokingly said, "What? You said you have a sweetheart, are you unhappy?"
"Qin Huairu, this chicken wasn't stolen by Shazhu, could it be that your family stole it? Was it stolen by Bangjiu?"
Qin Huairu scolded unhappily, "A dog can't spit out ivory! What nonsense are you talking about?"
The place where Li Weiqiang was sitting was not far from Qin Huairu, and he could tell that Qin Huairu was obviously guilty.
In the original play, when He Yuzhu came back from get off work, he had already told Qin Huairu that Banggen and the others ate roast chicken, which seemed to be stolen from Xu Damao.
Qin Huairu knew everything, but she was still here like a normal person.
He felt that a child taught by this kind of woman would be much better.
"Qin Huairu, why are you silent? Could it be that you have a ghost in your heart?"
Xu Damao just wanted to trouble Qin Huairu, he didn't think too much, he couldn't beat Shazhu, and couldn't he bully a Qin widow?
This Qin Huairu being bullied, isn't Silly Zhu feeling more troubled?
Xu Damao was complacent and wanted to bully Qin Huairu.
Then I heard Shazhu's move, "I stole the chicken! Don't bully a woman, are you ashamed?"
"You stole the chicken? You finally admitted it? Did you see that Sha Zhu admitted that he stole the chicken?"
Xu Damao won, he was so happy that he almost danced, and kept winking at He Yuzhu.
The Second Uncle Liu Haizhong settled the matter, "Silly Zhu, since you admit to stealing the chicken, then you will give Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e five yuan as compensation, and then give Xu Damao the stewed chicken. "
When He Yuzhu heard this, he was unhappy, "Second uncle, five yuan? Are you going to suck blood? So expensive?"
"Your salary is 37 yuan and [-] cents a month. You have been a chef for several years, and you live alone. You can't spend all the money. What's wrong with giving this little money to Xu Damao as compensation?"
The Second Uncle Liu Haizhong spoke with confidence, He Yuzhu looked at the red-eyed Qin Huairu who was about to cry and was wronged by Xu Damao's bullying, so he had no choice but to swallow his humiliation and admit it.
"Give it! Isn't it just five yuan? I admit it! Here you are Xu Damao!"
Seeing that He Yuzhu took out five yuan from his pocket, Xu Damao hurriedly handed it to Lou Xiaoe next to him, for fear that He Yuzhu would snatch it back.
"That's about the same! I'll give you the money, I'll serve the pot, and we'll go home and have chicken soup!"
Others don't know, but Li Weiqiang knows that this idiot is the body of the greedy widow Qin, who is willing to subsidize the 24 yuan and [-] cents she earns every month, and barely a cent left, to the white-eyed wolves of the Jia family.
Since Shazhu was willing to be blood-sucked by Qin Huairu's family, Li Weiqiang didn't like to meddle in other people's business, so he just quietly watched Shazhu being sucked into a mummy, and froze to death alone in old age.
"Dismiss!"
Following Yi Zhonghai's announcement, the meeting was adjourned, and the neighbors in the courtyard moved away the small stools and prepared to leave after eating the melons.
Suddenly, there were hurried and chaotic footsteps coming from the door of the backyard.
Li Weiqiang sat for a long time, stood up and stretched, curled the corners of his lips in an embarrassing way, and sighed: "The mountain rain is about to come and the wind is full of the building!"
As soon as he turned around, he was pointed at the face by a short winter melon.
"Everyone, don't leave! Today I'm going to expose a beast who is a habit of stealing and embarrassing our courtyard, and he's right there!"
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