Siheyuan, the special forces at the beginning, make me kill you

He Yuzhu winked at Bang Geng, of course Bang Geng knew what to do.

After all, the person who wants to give out red envelopes today is the deaf old lady who lives in the backyard.

After he entered the room, he quickly knelt down to pay New Year's greetings to the deaf old lady.

"Bang Jing wishes his wife good health and longevity, and bring me a red envelope!"

"This kid! Why are you talking so directly?" He Yuzhu helped Bang Geng speak after he entered.

Seeing that the deaf old lady had already taken out a red envelope from her body, He Yuzhu saw that she was the only one, and wanted to give Bang Geng more points.

"Old lady, this guy is very sensible, and he is the eldest son of the Jia family, so no matter what, he must give two red envelopes!"

"Silly Zhu, when you say it like that, I really think BangGou is a good boy, come on!"

The old lady beckoned the stick to pass by, and when the stick passed, she smiled kindly and stuffed two red envelopes into his hands.

"Thank you ma'am!"

Stick stick just stood aside with the red envelope.

Wherever he went, there was still a stench.

The people standing beside him in Xun retreated several meters away.

Little Sophora japonica is small, so she said straight up when she had something to say: "Brother! Did you pull your pants pocket?"

Xiao Dang also smelled the stench of He Yuzhu who had just stood beside her.

Pinching his nose with his little hand, he frowned in disgust, "Uncle Silly Zhu has a bad smell too! Did he have shit in his crotch?"

If Xiaohuaihua said that the stick was pulling his trouser pockets, everyone laughed it off, because he was still a child after all.

When Xiao Dang said that He Yuzhu pulled his crotch, and everyone avoided it in disgust, they didn't forget to tease and laugh.

"Sizhu, how old are you? Are you still pulling your pants?"

"Did you steal something delicious? That's why you have a stomachache?"

"We're going to have New Year's Eve dinner later! Those of you who pull your trouser pockets and crotch, stay away! Don't make us throw up later!"

He Yuzhu gritted his teeth and glared at them.

"Whether you like to eat or not! It's best not to eat, and save it for later!"

Bang Geng also glanced at the crowd resentfully, "You guys just pulled your trouser pockets!"

After everyone paid New Year's greetings to the old lady, the old lady asked everyone to sit down and eat the New Year's Eve dinner quickly, otherwise the food would be cold.

Everyone sat around the table and ate the food made by Li Weiqiang. They were full of praise and praised it was delicious!
After the New Year's Eve dinner.

It is to keep the old age.

After drinking and eating, everyone was a little sleepy.

He Yuzhu winked at Banggen, and Banggen took the initiative to make tea for everyone.

When he got to the kitchen, he found a few enamel jars, put tea in them, and heated water to steep them.

However, in these enamel jars, there is still one stick stem, and something different from tea is added to it.

He lowered his eyes, sinister as a poisonous snake, looking at the contents of the enamel jar, and a wicked smile played on his lips.

"The tea is here!"

BangGong brought the enamel mug of tea and put it on the table of the old lady and other elders.

When he was in front of Li Weiqiang, Bang Geng pushed an enamel jar in front of Li Weiqiang, and called out affectionately and politely.

"Uncle Li, please drink tea!"

As soon as Li Weiqiang's fingers touched the enamel jar, he noticed Banggen's eager eyes and his hands approaching his hand a little bit.

"I don't like drinking tea very much! Silly Zhu, you should drink it!"

Li Weiqiang pushed the enamel jar in front of Shazhu.

He Yuzhu quickly pushed the enamel jar back to Li Weiqiang.

"This tea is a great respect to you! Besides, you are a big man, if you can't get along with a child, will you be ashamed?"

Stick picked up the enamel jar, immediately opened the lid, and brought the enamel jar to Li Weiqiang's mouth.

"Uncle Li! Come and let me drink it for you!"

The deaf old lady persuaded with a smile, "Li Weiqiang, since it is the child's wish, you can drink it!"

"That's right, let's drink it! The sticky tea is still delicious!" Qin Huairu also persuaded.

Everyone looked at Li Weiqiang, as if he didn't open his mouth and drink the tea, how generous he was.

"Uncle Li! Come on! Open your mouth, ah!"

Stick is still cooperating on the side, opening his mouth to feed tea into his mouth.

Li Weiqiang opened his mouth, and with a smile in his eyes, he quickly tilted the enamel jar, and the tea that was too yellow in it was about to...

"Mmm! Mmmmm!~"

Li Weiqiang snatched the enamel jar from Bang Geng's hand, and when the jar tilted, the yellow tea inside poured out.

And Li Weiqiang pinched Banggen's chin with one hand, and poured the tea from the enamel jar into Banggen's mouth.

"Be good! Open your mouth, don't talk, drink well! Just pretend that I forgive you and offer you tea!"

Although Li Weiqiang's actions were a bit rude, there was nothing wrong with his words.

It was He Yuzhu who knew it well, when he saw that the stick drank the colored tea, he covered his mouth with his hand, and ran out to vomit.

Li Weiqiang finished pouring out the tea in an enamel jar, then put the enamel lid on, and patted the shoulder of the stick.

"The tea you made is delicious, isn't it?"

vomit!vomit! ~
Bang Geng quickly covered his mouth, turned his head and ran out to vomit.

Li Weiqiang glanced at the enamel jar with a tight lid and smiled secretly.

Added dung water to the tea, really thought he didn't know?

Compete with him and pour feces into his mouth?
I really don't know how to write the word death.

"Silly Zhu! It's just your bad idea... Ugh!"

He Yuzhu was scolded by the stick, and he wanted to explain a few words, but when he saw the stick vomit, he couldn't help feeling sick.

"Stick... Please, shut your mouth that has eaten dung, or I will faint again..."

"Smoke you to death! I will smoke you to death right now... Ha!~"

The stick hugged He Yuzhu's neck, and blew on He Yuzhu with a stinky mouth that had eaten dung.

"Stick...go away...vomit!"

When Qin Huairu came to the window, what she saw outside the window was a scene of He Yuzhu and Bang Geng, like a father and son, arguing together in a 'warm' scene.

She pursed her lips and smiled happily, "Silly Zhu, when I marry you in the future, you should treat my child like this!"

This New Year's Eve was really extraordinary.

After the New Year's Eve, Li Weiqiang helped the old lady back to the new house.

She is too old to stay up late.

"Grandma, go to bed early, don't get tired!"

"Okay! I'll go to bed now, and you should go home and sleep early too!"

"Good grandma!"

After Li Weiqiang left the old lady, he went straight home.

I was really tired today, and Li Weiqiang didn't think too much about it, so he fell asleep on the bed.

It was just bright.

Li Weiqiang heard whispers coming from the door.

"Wait until I pry open the door, and as soon as I open the door for you, you rush in! Remember what I said? When you just say that, he must give a red envelope!"

"understood!"

Li Weiqiang put on a coat, walked lightly to the door, and opened the door bolt.

Squeak!

The door was pushed open.

A man with a square face just stuck his head in, wondering why Li Weiqiang didn't cut in the door when he was sleeping.

Boom!
Li Weiqiang picked up an enamel basin and smashed it on He Yuzhu's big face.

"Ouch!"

He Yuzhu was hit on all fours, he fell and let it go, he also pressed the stick, Xiaodang and Huaihua under his body.

"Silly Zhu, are you trying to crush us to death? Get up!"

"It hurts, Uncle Silly Zhu!"

"Woooooo!~"

Li Weiqiang really didn't use much force, but he didn't expect that He Yuzhu would fall into that ghostly virtue after being beaten like this.

"Li Weiqiang, you did it on purpose, right? Oops! It hurts me to death!"

He Yuzhu got up from the ground, covered his red forehead, pointed at Li Weiqiang, and said something bitterly.

"What time is it? Who else will be allowed to sleep?"