Siheyuan: Thank you for not marrying

"Sister, why are you here?" Sha Zhu was overjoyed at first, and then said: "Sister, this is the back kitchen, idlers are not allowed to enter!"

"Come out, I have something to tell you!"

After Qin Huairu finished speaking, she went straight out of the back kitchen. There were so many people here, it was naturally inconvenient to talk about her son.

Silly Zhu followed out without any complaints.

Looking at the foolish appearance of the silly Zhu, the big guys talked to each other, and the discussion was in full swing.

"Look at Qin Huairu, you can see that this is not a good thing!"

"No, it's not that silly Zhu doesn't like women?"

"How is it possible? I guess Xu Damao likes Sha Zhu, and Sha Zhu likes Qin Huairu!"

"I've seen early on that Qin Huairu doesn't obey women's morals, she's a scumbag!"

……

Qin Huairu naturally didn't know how everyone would comment on her.

The two came to a secluded place, and Qin Huairu told Sha Zhu about the stick that broke the bicycle.

"Ah, this kid is crazy!" Sha Zhu looked at Qin Huairu in shock, he never thought that Bang Geng was so courageous.

woo woo woo...

Upon hearing this, Qin Huairu burst into tears and said, "You can't blame the child, what does he know!"

"That's right, stick is just a child!" Sha Zhu nodded quickly, and said, "If you don't tell me about it, no one will know!"

"How is it possible!" Qin Huairu shook his head, and said, "I'm not afraid of [-], but I'm afraid of what happens. If this is found on the head of the stick, what should I do!"

"If something goes wrong with the stick, I won't live anymore!"

"Don't, sister, don't dare to think about it!" Sha Zhu hurriedly persuaded: "From now on, I broke the bicycle."

Hearing this, Qin Huairu stopped crying and was secretly happy.

She cried, made trouble and hanged herself three times, in order to let Sha Zhu take the blame for her son.

"Thanks!"

After the goal was achieved, Qin Huairu said thank you indifferently, then turned and left.

I…

Sha Zhu originally wanted to chat with Qin Huairu, but Qin Huairu didn't give him this chance at all.

"Hey, that's it!" Sha Zhu shook his head with a wry smile.

The so-called Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one was willing to fight and the other was willing to suffer.

It's not that Qin Huairu doesn't want to chat with him a little more, it's just that Sha Zhu's body smells bad.

……

Soon, the big guys went to the cafeteria to eat, and Yang Limin was naturally among them.

As soon as he entered the cafeteria, Sha Zhu stopped Yang Limin.

Seeing this, Yang Limin frowned slightly, and said with displeasure, "What do you mean?"

"I broke the car. This is five yuan. Let's use it to repair the car!" Silly Zhu reluctantly took out five yuan and said, "Yang Limin, stay on top of everything, so we can meet again in the future!"

Ha ha…

Yang Limin felt sick to hear this.

As long as they stayed on the front line, Yang Limin would not be so desperate.

"Silly Zhu, if I guessed correctly, the car was broken by a stick, right?" Yang Limin said.

"Nonsense, this matter has nothing to do with sticks!" Sha Zhu shook his head and continued: "I gave you all the money, don't wipe your ass with cakes, it's endless."

"You like to be a licking dog and I won't stop you, but it's only five yuan, and you send a beggar!" Yang Limin said: "My car was damaged by you. This is malicious damage to other people's property. If I am a businessman, You are going to jail!"

"What do you want to do!" Silly Zhu asked through gritted teeth.

"Ten yuan, if you are willing to give it to us, we can chat privately, if you are not willing to give it, I'm sorry, let's go through the judicial process!"

Shazhu's nose was almost crooked, ten yuan is not a small amount.

"You don't want to?"

Yang Limin smiled slightly, turned his head and left.

"Stop!" Silly Zhu hurriedly stopped Yang Limin, and said, "It's ten yuan, and I'll give it to you!"

After receiving the money, Yang Limin chuckled and said, "Silly Zhu, next time, don't blame me for being rude to you!"

Silly Zhu dared not speak out, so he could only turn around and return to the back kitchen with an angry face.

A gust of wind blew, and Yang Limin instantly smelled a bad smell.

"What's going on, this guy fell into the pit again?" Yang Limin muttered softly.

But Yang Limin didn't care about these things at all, and Sha Zhu's love for smelly love has nothing to do with him.

Qin Huairu sat in a corner, and Sha Zhu ate with her.

"Sister, I'm so pissed off!" Sha Zhu said angrily, "That bastard Yang Limin dared to trick me and asked me to pay ten yuan!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Huairu was taken aback, and said, "Why doesn't this guy go snatch it!"

"Silly Zhu, it's all my fault for causing you to lose so much money for nothing!"

"Sister, look at what you said, neighbors should help each other!"

The two chatted while eating, and it wasn't long before Yi Zhonghai came over.

He raised his nose and sniffed, looked at Silly Zhu with a puzzled face and said, "Silly, why do you smell like urine all over your body!"

what?
Silly Zhu was slightly taken aback, and explained helplessly: "Grandpa, I have been having nightmares all night recently. Someone helped me find a folk remedy, saying that it is to wipe the boy's urine on my body, which has the effect of exorcising evil spirits!"

"It's all about what!" Yi Zhonghai rolled his eyes and said, "This is all feudal superstition, you can't believe it!"

Recently, Silly Zhu has nightmares every day, and he has lost a lot of weight and looks sick.

Yi Zhonghai saw it in his eyes and was anxious in his heart, but he was helpless.

……

Time flies, and it is a month in the blink of an eye.

This month, no matter what method Shazhu uses, it is useless, and he has nightmares every day, and the dreams are all the same.

Shazhu was able to sleep well tonight, but unfortunately he didn't know about it.

After dinner, Silly Zhu sat in the yard thinking hard.

MCA has said before that gay urine must be used both internally and externally, otherwise it will not work.

At the beginning, Sha Zhu disagreed with life and death, thinking that the thing was too dirty, but now Sha Zhu's psychological defense line collapsed little by little.

I have eaten feces, let alone drank urine.

"It doesn't matter, if it goes on like this, it will collapse sooner or later!" Silly Zhu made up his mind that he must drink gay urine tonight.

After thinking about it, he locked his target on Liu Haizhong.

Yi Zhonghai has a problem with that thing, but he dare not infect himself.The third master has a bad relationship with him, and he doesn't drink very well, but Liu Haizhong is the most suitable.

Of course, the matter of drinking urine had to be kept secret, and no one else would know about it.

Taking advantage of the dim night, Silly Zhu ran to the canteen and bought a few bottles of beer. This stuff is diuretic if you drink too much!

Soon, Sha Zhu came back with a piece of beer.

"Si Zhu, why did you drink beer instead?" The aunt looked at Sha Zhu suspiciously, and said, "Didn't you say you don't like drinking this stuff?"

"Hey, try something new!"

Saying that, Sha Zhu couldn't wait to find Liu Haizhong.

At this moment, Liu Haizhong was chopping firewood in the yard, when he saw Sha Zhu, he hurriedly asked, "Why do you buy so much beer?"