Siheyuan: Don’t leave all the birds, watch me quack and kill

"Yes, deaf old lady, I think Yi Zhonghai doesn't have the ability and prestige to lead our compound now. Our compound needs to elect a new capable and prestigious uncle to lead us."

Liu Haizhong said bravely.

Although he knew that the deaf old lady was partial to Yi Zhonghai, he still had to fight for his uncle's dream.

"Oh?"

Regarding Liu Haizhong's words, the deaf old lady didn't express her opinion, she just stared straight at Mo Changhe and said:

"Is that what Chang He meant?"

Although Mo Changhe was surprised that the deaf old lady would ask his opinion, he still smiled and said:

"The second uncle is indeed more stable than the first uncle recently."

"Oh? Do you think so too?"

The deaf old lady looked at everyone.

The three brothers of the Liu family all nodded and said loudly that their father is suitable to be this uncle.

This made Yi Zhonghai feel sad. After all, he had no children, especially no son. In front of others, he always felt inferior and had no confidence in speaking.

The rest of the people were noncommittal.

"Okay, since everyone doesn't object, I, an old woman, am too embarrassed to say anything more. So let's do this. I agree that Liu Haizhong will act as the first uncle temporarily, and Yi Zhonghai will be the second uncle temporarily."

The deaf old lady gave the final word.

Hearing what the deaf old lady said, everyone was shocked, especially Yi Zhonghai, who looked at the deaf old lady in disbelief.

He didn't understand, how could the deaf old lady who valued her the most on weekdays give up on herself this time?
But the deaf old lady said nothing.

My deaf old lady has acted all her life, why should I explain it to others?
"Thank you, old lady, don't worry, I will definitely lead everyone to build a good courtyard in the future."

Liu Haizhong immediately expressed his loyalty.

The deaf old lady gave me face, so I have to give the deaf old lady face, right?

"Well, as long as you know what's in your mind."

The deaf old lady nodded, but said nothing.

……

Yi Zhonghai and Zhang Cuihua's wedding banquet ended so sloppily, and it was too dull.

For this, Mo Changhe expressed his resentment.

The courtyard is too quiet recently.

Is this okay?
This is not good.

So Mo Changhe, who was lying on the bed, began to browse the system mall, determined to find a way to make the courtyard lively.

At this time, the Affectionate Talisman came into Mo Changhe's eyes.

Mo Changhe checked the effect of the Affection Talisman, that is, it can make one person fall in love with another person, it is valid for one month, and it only costs 100 points.

This is a good thing, the deaf old lady looks lifeless today, I have to use one for her, so that she can regain her energy under the nourishment of love.

Then let the deaf old lady fall in love with Yi Zhonghai.

However, does this count as meddling in Yi Zhonghai and Zhang Cuihua's marriage?

Mo Changhe said that it was none of his business.

Well, give Yi Zhonghai another one, let him fall in love with the second aunt, and then fall in love with the second uncle.

In this way, the deaf old lady, the first uncle, the (former) first mother, Zhang Cuihua, and the second uncle all started to move, and this courtyard house became interesting.

A month later, use two more talismans to make the second aunt fall in love with Yi Zhonghai reversely, and Yi Zhonghai fall in love with the deaf old lady reversely.

You run away and I chase you, you can't fly with your wings~
It must be interesting if it goes back and forth.

Thinking of this, Mo Changhe laughed happily, and immediately exchanged two Affectionate Talismans for the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai respectively.

System: I'm not a human, but you are a real dog.

……

At this time, the deaf old lady's house.

The deaf old lady was closing her eyes, listening to Yi Zhonghai talk about his confusion.

Yi Zhonghai still can't figure out why the deaf old lady refuses to be a master, but let that idiot in Liu Hai be her master and stand on her head.

Originally, the deaf old lady was not going to explain anything.

But suddenly, the deaf old lady's mind cleared up, and then she opened her eyes and looked at Yi Zhonghai.

Today's Yi Zhonghai is so lovely that her heart that is locked in love like an ancient well has loosened a bit.

The deaf old lady who has experienced love knows that at this moment, she is deeply and hopelessly in love with Yi Zhonghai, this old man who is 20 years younger than herself.

So, trembling, making her voice more magnetic, she said to Yi Zhonghai affectionately:

"Haihai, it's not that I don't help you, it's just that this time you and Zhang Cuihua are together, it hurts my heart deeply."

When Yi Zhonghai heard the deaf old lady's voice, he was startled. The trembling voice could not be because she peed on her pants, right?
However, what the deaf old lady said later made Yi Zhonghai think, and remembered what the deaf old lady said, Liu Haizhong temporarily took the position of the uncle, and Yi Zhonghai regained confidence. It seems that the deaf old lady just beat himself this time , just give yourself a warning.

"Old lady, you also know that I have no feelings for Jia Zhang, but she has a child in her stomach."

Yi Zhonghai said helplessly.

Anyway, Jia Zhang also has his own flesh and blood, so he can't just sit idly by.

"She Jia Zhang can give birth, so can I."

The deaf old lady said jealously and angrily.

"What?"

Yi Zhonghai looked at the deaf old lady in disbelief, he seemed to have misheard just now.

"You heard me wrong, I, what I mean is, I will help you find a way to get the custody of the child, and you will be the master. But you have to promise me that you can't touch Jia Zhang, and the child is born After that, I will divorce Jia Zhang."

The deaf old lady said sourly.

"Okay, don't worry, old lady, I promise you, I will never touch Zhang Cuihua, even if I die, I will not touch her if I jump from here."

Yi Zhonghai vowed to promise.

"Okay, then I'm relieved."

The deaf old lady took a breath, finally let go of her hanging heart, and gave Yi Zhonghai a coquettish reply.

……

After bidding farewell to the deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai is going back to Zhang Cuihua's house. After all, he has already given up the house to his former aunt Ding Cui.

However, on the way back to Jia's house, Yi Zhonghai saw the second aunt who was pouring water.

Originally, Yi Zhonghai would just take a look and leave, but this time, Yi Zhonghai found that he couldn't move.

I saw the second aunt:
Her thick arms are so toned,

Her dark face is sun-kissed,

She is the woman I, Yi Zhonghai, think about day and night.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai was insane.