Siheyuan: Don’t leave all the birds, watch me quack and kill

This afternoon is the last promotion assessment for the Red Star Steel Rolling Plant, because starting tomorrow, the Red Star Steel Rolling Plant will become history, and it will only exist under the name of the Red Star Steel Rolling Plant in the future.

Since the chief examiner in the afternoon was Deputy Factory Director Li, Factory Director Yang, who had been humiliated in the morning, suggested that everyone go to see the promotion assessment in the afternoon and take a group photo by the way.

Well, it is a suggestion, but it cannot be refused.

At this time, the system also issued a task:
[Ding, without going through a bone-chilling cold, the plum blossoms are so fragrant.Release the time-limited task, let Liu Haizhong, who bought the examiner, dream of breaking the seventh-level worker in the afternoon, so as to encourage him to continue to practice hard skills and work hard to become a real seventh-level worker.Bonus points＊1000, god-level cooking skills, six-level fitter skills. 】

This, such a good person and good deed, how could I, Mo Changhe, refuse?Second uncle, I'm doing this for your own good, you can't blame me~
Mo Changhe smiled happily.

Sixth-level fitter skills, I have only passed the fifth-level fitter for about a week, if I pass the sixth-level fitter skill test, will it scare everyone?Mo Changhe thought to himself, but it seems that many of the traversers next door are eighth-level fitters from the very beginning, so it seems... not too much for me.

Well, wait and see.

But now, let's find a way to let the second uncle dream of breaking the seventh-level blacksmith first.I am in public, so I definitely can't do anything to Liu Haizhong directly, but I can use the things in the Yibo system mall.

To the second uncle, I am still very generous.

Mo Changhe tried to search for a wave of props with less than 500 points in the system mall, but in the end he found two useful props:
One is the continuous diarrhea fart symbol. Diarrhea and fart at the same time, and the fart sound is still loud, which is equivalent to putting a microphone there. It lasts for an hour and requires 200 points.

The other is the Skill Forgetting Talisman, which can forget a specified skill within one day and restore it the next day, but the forgetting has a lag effect, and the skill will gradually decrease by one level within a month.300 points are required.

Looking at the two props in front of him, Mo Changhe felt that no matter which one is very useful for the current bangs, then, which one should he order?

Mo Changhe said:
Children make choices, and I want them all.

hehehe~
After the work-level assessment started, everyone found that in addition to the chief examiner, the middle and high-level leaders in the factory also came, including the deputy directors of each workshop who did not attend the meeting in the morning, watching today's assessment from the sidelines, which is equivalent to invisible Dozens of examiners have been added, making all contestants tremble.

Standing in the bangs among the crowd, I felt that my whole body was trembling.How can I not know what level I am, I guess it will be cold today.

I hope that Director Li will give his strength.

At this time, the chief examiner, Deputy Factory Director Li, was even more upset. Among the people who were assessed today, he collected money from 5 people, and he probably couldn't release the water today. What a moth.

It's a pity, how can there be such a good thing, the gift giver is basically not good at technology, and has little confidence in the grade test, plus more leaders watching from the side, it is even more nervous to death.

The first three people who walked through the back door have all died. Seeing this, Deputy Director Li's face turned dark. The three of them didn't dare to ask Deputy Factory Director Li for an explanation in public, so they could only wait in despair. left.

When it was half an hour before reaching the bangs, Mo Changhe said silently in his heart:
Purchase the Persistent Diarrhea Fart Talisman, the Skill Forgotten Talisman, the object of use: Liu Haizhong.

[Ding, the purchase is complete, it has been used for Liu Haizhong, the host please remember to give me a five-star praise~]

……

At this time, the crowd was so tense that two itchy bangs suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach, which stimulated the nerves in the bangs.

pain~
At this moment, Liu Haizhong felt that his stomach was being stabbed by ten thousand scorching sharp knives, and a wave of heart-wrenching pain spread all over his body.Just as it stopped for a while, bursts of pain surged towards the bangs like the tide of the Qiantang River. Wave after wave, the bangs were like a lost puppy without an umbrella in the street on a rainy day.

No, I can't help it, I'm going to die!

I saw a loud fart coming directly from Liu Haizhong, the sound even made the hands of those who were taking the exam tremble, and the workpiece was directly scrapped.The man's eyes stared at Liu Haizhong as if he was about to breathe fire.

But at this moment, Liu Haizhong couldn't control so much, he just ran out, and now he only wants to go to the toilet, where he can release himself heartily.However, the product produced by the system must be a high-quality product, and how could the strong medicinal effect be as he wished, directly staining the blue work clothes with the yellow and white substance.Everyone who saw this scene laughed, but the next second they regretted it, yes, Liu Haizhong farted for everyone again.

The loud, smelly kind.

It was so smoked that everyone could barely open their eyes.

Careless, Mo Changhe cursed out, he didn't expect this thing to hurt one thousand enemies, and eight hundred self-damages.

"Okay, everyone, let's suspend the assessment for a while and go out to get some breath. We will continue the examination later."

After Director Yang finished speaking, everyone ran out. At this time, who cares about humility? This is comparable to the fart of biochemical weapons. Whoever smells it will not be confused.

The people who ran into the corridor could even hear the sound of puffing and puffing from the toilet, which was mixed with the loud bang of the sky cannon.

"Master Liu, did you eat explosives?"

"I think he ate the tank."

"Could it be an atomic bomb?"

"Hiroshima directly calls experts."

A few were still laughing and complaining, but when they looked back, everyone ran outside the building, and no one was listening to them.

"Take me, old driver!"

"Wait for me, fellow."

But the only response to them was the loud noise in the bangs.

boom! boom! boom!
Only in the bangs of the toilet, in the extreme weakness, came a few whimpers.

"Give me paper~"

"Mom, I'm afraid~"

From this day on, Liu Haizhong became the most famous person in the entire Red Star Rolling Mill. He began to be hailed as the god of toilets, the god of farting, and the god of Hiroshima. with his legend.

Huh, is there something strange mixed in?

Maybe not……

Of course, Silly Zhu, who was watching the excitement that day, was also scolded. Who told him to be the former chef of the cafeteria?

Silly Zhu: But I am not riding a horse now.

……

An hour later, Liu Haizhong walked out of the toilet tremblingly. With the help of his workers, he took a cold shower and changed his clothes again.

Everyone continued to go back to evaluate. Of course, there is still a tasteful evaluation, which is enough to be recorded in the history of Hongxing Steel Factory.

On that day, the Red Star Rolling Mill died in the sound of Liu Haizhong's fart.

……

"Next, bangs."

Deputy Factory Manager Li looked at Liu Haizhong viciously, and almost smoked himself to death just now.

"Hey, I'm here again, everyone watch my performance."

Liu Haizhong picked up the theoretical part of the paper, glanced at it, why, I know what these Chinese characters mean, but I can't connect them?

No, it will not and cannot be empty.

So, Liu Haizhong chose all C at will.

Then came the practical part. In this part, Liu Haizhong looked at the familiar workpiece in front of him, but didn't know how to do it.

How is it possible, I will obviously do it.

Could it be that I forgot?

Liu Haizhong, who was in a hurry and tried for another half an hour, looked at Deputy Factory Manager Li's increasingly stinky face and all the damaged parts in front of him, and said with red eyes:
"Sorry, I forgot how to do it."

Factory Manager Yang burst out laughing:
"Comrade Liu Haizhong is sincere."

"Liu Haizhong, get the hell out of here!"

At this moment, deputy factory manager Li couldn't bear it anymore, and cursed at Liu Haizhong.