The Ordinary Road of Siheyuan

He Yuzhu, who was not in the mood to fight wits and courage with Jia Zhangshi, had some bad intentions in his heart.

"System, are you there?"

"exist."

"System, other systems are omnipotent, why are you so imaginary?"

"What do you want to do?"

"Is there any spell or something, it's for stabbing people."

"Yes, what do you want?"

Don't ask the system to ask, dare to answer anything.He Yuzhu used to think that the system was useless, but now he seems to be too young. Its civilization must have surpassed the limit of human imagination, and he may be just a guinea pig.

"System, how to exchange talismans, is there anything like a bad luck talisman?"

"The talisman you mentioned belongs to metaphysics. Although it is illusory, it does exist. It is specific to the individual, time and other precise information, and then put it in a carrier. This is the talisman you mentioned. Can the host confirm it?"

He Yuzhu still has a good habit of asking the price first when buying something.

"System, does this require money?"

"Host, the so-called bad luck talisman, this system simplifies the host into three levels. According to the current conditions of the host, it is recommended to exchange the annual output of 10 acres of land for a first-level bad luck talisman, which can make the target lose weight within 3 months. Bad luck continues, because it is related to metaphysics, the price is slightly higher."

He Yuzhu thinks it's not bad, first use the bad luck talisman to Jia Zhang, and then find a good master for Bang Geng, it's enough for Qin Huairu to worry about, and no one in the whole family can worry about it.

Jiazhang's family is not pleasing to the eyes when they live better than her family, needless to say, Qin Huairu often pretends to be pitiful and sympathetic in front of He Yuzhu. He didn't want to talk to them before, but he really followed the old saying and made progress.

"Ding!"

"The bad luck charm was successfully exchanged."

Take out a yellow talisman, there is some black air on it, what is written is unclear, it is quite mysterious, this special effect is perfect, stop playing, the target, Jia Zhang, activate.

63年5月5号，到8月5号，漂亮！

He comforted his younger sister He Yushui, gave her 20 yuan, and asked her to go out to play.

Continue to sleep, eat chicken at noon, braised pork at night, and then watch a play!

Jiazhang who was in the house was thirsty, opened the lid of the water tank, picked up a ladle to drink water, choked with a cough, coughed desperately, jumped up and down, frightened Qin Huairu and Xiaohuaihua.

Qin Huairu hurriedly stepped forward to help Jia Zhang, but was pushed away by Jia Zhang, and Jia Zhang, who was jumping wildly, fell into the water, and his legs touched the wall next to him.

He choked on water again in the tank, was pulled out hastily by Qin Huairu, and lay on the ground, writhing wildly, howling in pain.

This movement can be described as earth-shattering and weeping ghosts and gods. The uncle who had just been refuted didn't want to talk to him, but the movement was too loud, so he still came over.The young people in the yard also came. Xu Damao was resting today, and he came to help actively, maybe it was an excuse for not being able to squeeze in.

Surrounded by a group of people, Jia Zhang lay on the ground like a dead fish, covered in mud and water, with disheveled hair, looking as miserable as he could, it seemed that he was about to die.

When the uncle was arranging for someone to pinch someone for first aid, Xu Damao, who had managed to squeeze in and still hadn't stopped, said, "What's wrong with this, I'm afraid it's due to retribution."

Unexpectedly, Jia Zhang on the ground was not in a coma, and was doubting his life there. Hearing what Xu Damao said, he turned over and jumped up, grabbed Xu Damao and tore him apart.

Poor Xu Damao, who was already thin and weak, was squeezed by a group of people and had no way to retreat, and was disfigured by Jia Zhang's three or two times.

After everyone reacted, everyone came to fight, and the scene was very chaotic for a while. I don't know that Jia Zhang and Xu Damao are usually too unpopular, and the fight is like playing a house.During this period, Xu Damao was punched seven or eight times indiscriminately and kicked more than a dozen times. Jia Zhang seemed to be insane, but no one attacked her.

When the crowd dispersed, Xu Damao fell into a tragedy. He lay on the ground moaning, and was dragged home by Lou Xiaoe.It's not that particular, just smear some alcohol for disinfection, and at worst, roll an egg.

The old man stood beside him with a dark face, feeling that his authority was being challenged, and asked in a cold voice, "Qin Huairu, what's going on?"

Qin Huairu was really aggrieved this time, and said pitifully: "I don't know either, I just saw my mother-in-law drinking water, I don't know where she came across, she fell into the water tank, choked on the water, I managed to put her She pulls it out, and here you come."

Everyone was stunned, everyone was choked by the water before, but the movement was so big that Jia Zhang's was so big, it was really unheard of and unseen!
Absolutely big news, at least in three to five years there will be something to talk about after dinner.

The three uncles were speechless, and they all consciously didn't mention Xu Damao's matter. Judging from Lou Xiao'e's appearance just now, he didn't intend to pursue it. As for Xu Damao, who made him owe it.

It was originally planned to hold a meeting of the whole hospital at night, but what to do now, it would be a joke for them to do so.

The crowd dispersed slowly, and after so many tosses, it was time for dinner.

He Yuzhu didn't rest well, there was too much commotion outside just now, but now he is in a good mood, knowing that it must be Jiazhang's bad luck.

I didn’t rush to inquire about it, and a smart guy would come and report. He pulled out a rooster weighing four to five catties from the space, skillfully killed the chicken, bled it, and plucked its feathers. The whole process took less than 10 minutes, and then put the whole chicken into the Boiling water, three ups and downs, put in cold water, then put in hot water, simmer for two to three minutes, turn off the fire and simmer for half an hour, make white-cut chicken, because the chicken is firmer, it takes a long time.

Sure enough, someone came during this period. It was a young man named Li Dong. He was usually the uncle's pawn. He didn't get any real benefits from following the uncle for so long. This is to stop the loss in time.

In a few minutes, another spirited guy came, Yan Jiecheng, the eldest son of Yan Bugui, who seemed to be called by his father to come here, a little later than Li Dong.

He Yuzhu invited the two of them to sit down, and fried pork slices. The fat pork slices were stir-fried with bean paste and side dishes, which is absolutely perfect in this era!
Added a peanut and took two bottles of white wine, which made the two of them so excited that they sat on the stool as if there were nails.

The two of them ate up a large plate full of fatty pork. If He Yuzhu hadn't watched them, the designated plate would have been licked clean, and the three of them drank up the two bottles of wine.

He Yuzhu directly put the white-cut chicken in front of him, and it would be a waste for them to eat it like Zhu Bajie was eating ginseng fruit.

During the period, Yan Jiecheng said that he would get married next month and formally invite He Yuzhu. The original intention of the third master was to invite He Yuzhu to cook and prostitute for nothing. Yan Jiecheng didn't have the nerve to speak.

In the afternoon, the whole court knew what happened to He Yuzhu's house, most of them beat their chests, why didn't they expect to report to the "leader" about Jia's house at noon.

In the morning, there was a conflict between the He and Jia families. He Yuzhu's brother and sister suffered a loss and let it go. But after what happened, the two brothers and sisters were not there. If anyone ran to tell He Yuzhu, it was to announce the good news. No, He Yuzhu is happy. All you can eat meat for two!
Everyone's cognition will be subverted!
All the boys in the courtyard were gearing up for a big fight, and there were still a few young boys strolling around in the middle courtyard at the moment, peeking at the Jia family from time to time, hoping that something bad would happen to the Jia family so that they could fulfill themselves.

He Yuzhu was really happy, he didn't have to do it himself, let God clean her up, he liked the feeling of hiding behind the scenes the most, if he really wanted to rush forward and be tough, that wasn't his character.